The Great Big, er, Small Midget Competition! (13035 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorLabels: b.a.w.
Rating: 1.81 on 91 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Little Drake, Big World (View user info) at 2009-04-16 14:46:12 EDT
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:12:45 EDT (#)
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Good enough.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:12:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-03 02:12:26 EDT (#)
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B@W led me to this post, which I've apparently rated before, probably while intoxicated due to the lack of recollection.
I'll have to right this wrong.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-27 23:40:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.break.com/index/kyle-maynard-first-amputee-mma-fighter.html
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-27 23:00:03 EDT (#)
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Can't believe I missed this. Bad Santa is my favourite movie.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-27 22:10:06 EDT (#)
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There is a skaterboy Dwarf who wears Mirror shades and Bob Marley shirts that I am fond of. We have Starbucks once a week. He is a talented film maker and he edits better than me.I KNOW he skateboards better than me!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-04-27 19:59:50 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure Mickey Abbott played "Big Figure" in The Watchmen.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-04-26 05:48:47 EDT (#)
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Yes
Submitted by VengefulDaddy (user info) at 2009-04-23 14:16:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:18:32 EDT (#)
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wtf? no peter dinklage?
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I wondered the same thing. The Station Agent was a great flick.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-23 13:30:51 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Shlong. I was thinking about throwing a shlongy joke in there somewhere, but decided against it on the off chance you might actually read this.
No scourge, it's because you were so quick with the uberdirectory last year : )
....and the ties.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-23 12:29:02 EDT (#)
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it's because i have such awesome taste in ties, isn't it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-23 12:14:06 EDT (#)
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I missed this one...Nicely done.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:59:17 EDT (#)
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I was wondering when you'd get around to rating me.
You're one of maybe 9 people who's opinion actually holds any value to me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:57:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:44:42 EDT (#)
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I cannot give a positive rating to prejudice.
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sometimes i can.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:54:36 EDT (#)
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I only happen to know 1. She is a dwarf hating dwarf. I actually feel for her. Instead of grabbing the world by the short hairs and doing whatever she needs to do to get ahead, she just dumps on herself and drinks a lethal amount of alcohol and sleeps with "Adventurous" guys to make herself feel better.
....sad.
Submitted by BadCompany (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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Two, that is a pretty small number. It also happens
to be the number of midgets I know personally.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-23 11:29:55 EDT (#)
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OMG... Willow!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-23 01:44:42 EDT (#)
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I cannot give a positive rating to prejudice.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-04-21 21:00:13 EDT (#)
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Awesomeness
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-04-21 13:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 13:52:49 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:50:28 BST (#)
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Wee Man is a hot little person.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-19 14:03:59 EDT (#)
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B@W. Thou hast recognized me. I bow in humility.
Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-04-18 20:46:08 EDT (#)
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WTF no webster?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-04-18 09:16:18 EDT (#)
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awesomeness.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-04-17 16:19:01 EDT (#)
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i nominate all the "little people" in: The Wizzard of Oz
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-17 16:00:29 EDT (#)
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heh
17, actually.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:57:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:55:49 EDT (#)
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I would like to nominate my 12th-grade girlfriend.
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You pimp. You're dating an 18 year old?
NIIIIIIICE!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:55:49 EDT (#)
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I would like to nominate my 12th-grade girlfriend.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:44:45 EDT (#)
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That's funny. My daughter literally cries whenever she sees someone chasing someone. Even on cartoons. She says "why he try to hurt that guy...WAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2009-04-17 15:21:24 EDT (#)
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My kids laugh like hyenas whenever Jackass shows the big fat guy in the diaper chasing Wee Man.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-04-17 13:34:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Post_Coital (user info) at 2009-04-17 10:18:21 EDT (#)
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LOL @ "is this thing on..."
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-17 09:09:57 EDT (#)
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See that's the thing...I've never even heard of time bandits.
i would rather see little mexicans with gigantic mustaches and sloping foreheads running around with a pistol in each hand....in space. Then call it "Space BANDITOS"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-17 02:43:23 EDT (#)
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This was mighty in it's wee.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-04-17 01:22:04 EDT (#)
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I will never get those 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials out of my head. In 60 years when alzheimers kicks in, I will just be repeating that shit over and over again.
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and this can be the accompanying image
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_35j_YfQU5Jw/R_QJ5bKcpZI/AAAAAAAAAH4/2ePigtRS9I0/s400/carrot+top.jpg
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-17 00:56:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-16 22:13:28 EDT (#)
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needs more Time Bandits
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 22:01:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:44:53 EDT (#)
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Brilliant. #3 Carrot Top can pull off that same crazy elated yet angry face. But nobody else
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I will never get those 1-800-CALL-ATT commercials out of my head. In 60 years when alzheimers kicks in, I will just be repeating that shit over and over again.
..."1-800-CALL-ATT....1-800-CALL-ATT......1-800-CALL-ATT......1-800-CALL-ATT....."
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:44:53 EDT (#)
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Brilliant. #3 Carrot Top can pull off that same crazy elated yet angry face. But nobody else.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:21:13 EDT (#)
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You know your midgets, sir. You truly do. I am in awe.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:18:32 EDT (#)
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wtf? no peter dinklage?
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:07:44 EDT (#)
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If your going to give props for being in Star Wars you should give more props to Warwick Davis. Not only was he Wicket (the most recognized Ewok of all Ewoks) in Return of the Jedi, but he also play Wicket in 2 other Ewok movies, and he had a cameo in Episode 1 as one of the Pod Racing fans in the stands.
Yeah he isn't as bad as but He also played:
One of the Goblin Corpse in Labrynth
He played an extra in Time Bandits
He was in several of the UK TV mini-series of Narnia, and also later was Nikabrik in the new Disney made version of Prince Caspian
He has also played Prof. Flitwich in some of the Harry Potter Movies.
He was the actor in the Marvin the Depressed Robot suit in the New Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galexy.
And lets not for get he is THE LEPRECHAUN
And why didn't David Rappaport make this list? Surely his is a better choice to be on this list then Tattoo.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-16 18:06:32 EDT (#)
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+2 for Willow, I haven't watched that in years and will now go buy it.
I also liked the midget from 'Death at a Funeral' , I think he's in 'In Bruges' as well, both brilliant movies.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:48:16 EDT (#)
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+2 gary coleman & Avenue Q.
"D'ya ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses"
etc.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 17:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:57:52 BST (#)
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Porque? Just because someone doesn't fit the societal standard of attractiveness doesn't mean I'm not allowed to find them attractive. He can skate and he has attitude. That's more than I can say for most average-height people.
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bloody hell. get down off that high horse. if you find someone attractive because they can skate and has 'attitude', so be it. i tend to go on peoples personalities/tits.
:)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:57:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:50:28 BST (#)
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Wee Man is a hot little person.
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worrying
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Porque? Just because someone doesn't fit the societal standard of attractiveness doesn't mean I'm not allowed to find them attractive. He can skate and he has attitude. That's more than I can say for most average-height people.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:55:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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wheres shlongy?
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He is waist deep in a vat of single-malt watching golf on Hilton Head.
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I believe his term for that act is 'bathing.'
Fun shit in this post.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:54:50 EDT (#)
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I ain't no idiot!
+2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 21:50:28 BST (#)
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Wee Man is a hot little person.
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worrying
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:50:28 EDT (#)
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Wee Man is a hot little person.
Joe C. and I were born on the same day. True story.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:29:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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I'm going to let you slide on all of the mistakes because of the content.
There are 2 T's in Tattoo. R2-D2 is #4, yet you say he's starting the top 5. Getitalia... come on.. the N isn't even close to the T on the keyboard. It's not even the same finger! Wee Man didn't "Get his start" with Jackass, he worked for Big Brother (skating mag). Those old vids were the fucking best! They'd paint him blue, die his hair orange, and he'd friggin' shred pavement.
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Seriously....I suck.
Submitted by Sidivan (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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I'm going to let you slide on all of the mistakes because of the content.
There are 2 T's in Tattoo. R2-D2 is #4, yet you say he's starting the top 5. Getitalia... come on.. the N isn't even close to the T on the keyboard. It's not even the same finger! Wee Man didn't "Get his start" with Jackass, he worked for Big Brother (skating mag). Those old vids were the fucking best! They'd paint him blue, die his hair orange, and he'd friggin' shred pavement.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:21:07 EDT (#)
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Yozz. That Might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me (on uber)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:19:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:14:59 EDT (#)
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And, with apologies to Drake, ANYONE who did NOT +2 this post is an idiot.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:14:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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wheres shlongy?
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He is waist deep in a vat of single-malt watching golf on Hilton Head.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:13:52 EDT (#)
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http://local.ubersite.com/jokes/940991299_57715.txt
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:12:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/blank.conf
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:52:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:48:36 EDT (#)
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They like to be called Little People.
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Filename : )
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:50:01 EDT (#)
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Win
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:49:15 EDT (#)
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I just googled that name, skrap......wow is all I can say.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:48:36 EDT (#)
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They like to be called Little People.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:47:52 EDT (#)
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Needs more Adam Ant.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:46:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:44:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Does anyone else think that Warwick Davis and Ronnie James Dio look a lot alike?
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ronnie_james_dio_.bmp
http://crimene.ws/wp-content/uploads/dio.jpg
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hahahahaha
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Holy Diver! You can see he's a midget but you know he's clean!!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:44:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Does anyone else think that Warwick Davis and Ronnie James Dio look a lot alike?
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ronnie_james_dio_.bmp
http://crimene.ws/wp-content/uploads/dio.jpg
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hahahahaha
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:43:30 EDT (#)
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Wow, this post is chock full of win.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:41:49 EDT (#)
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HEY!!!
it was concentual
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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careful orphelia, drake fucked his cousin
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:38:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9LHzB4jJls
these kind of cat noises?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:09 EDT (#)
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I had an English professor who was a dwarf. Very cool guy. May have been the height that actually did it.
His frame of reference for the world was being boob-height to an eighteen year old, and a University professor. Life ain't all bad.
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Just think of the wasted opportunities, before he realized it....
now I'm jealous.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:24:42 EDT (#)
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you fucking gay
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:41 EDT (#)
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Thank you, orphelia. You English vixen *makes cat noises*
....*realizes he's making cat noises.........stops making cat noises*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:23:09 EDT (#)
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I had an English professor who was a dwarf. Very cool guy. May have been the height that actually did it.
His frame of reference for the world was being boob-height to an eighteen year old, and a University professor. Life ain't all bad.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:20:51 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:15:32 EDT (#)
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Jimmy, I don't think they legally allow you to be called a dwarf if you haven't starred in some sort of sci-fi movie. in the future, lands will be plagued with midgets for no other reason than they're there.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:12:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for Warwick Davis
He was in Episode VI as well. In fact, I bet most of this list was in that movie.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:11:31 EDT (#)
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R.I.P. Joe C.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:05:39 EDT (#)
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do a post Fey, something a little different
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:05:22 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is shorter than all the contestants, technically, but he was never in Star Wars. The rest edged him out.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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I AM BORED.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 15:02:56 EDT (#)
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wheres shlongy?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:59:26 EDT (#)
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Everyone's gotta be good at something
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:58:58 EDT (#)
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I actually agree. I got a good smile out of that, sico.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:58:26 EDT (#)
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Let's face it though. Top 10 lists are overdone....especially by you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Does anyone else think that Warwick Davis and Ronnie James Dio look a lot alike?
http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ronnie_james_dio_.bmp
http://crimene.ws/wp-content/uploads/dio.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:56:38 EDT (#)
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Willow was fucking dope as a kid.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:56:24 EDT (#)
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I dont know why but the below made me LOL.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:55:58 EDT (#)
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Now that that is over. Good post. I need to learn how to use Paint more gooder.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:55:37 EDT (#)
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I just have a bit of pent up hate I wanted to release on you.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:53:48 EDT (#)
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Kicker of all ass.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:51:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 14:49:39 EDT (#)
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TONY COX FTW