That Picture on the Wall (784 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. (View user info) at 2009-04-15 12:50:15 EDT
That Picture on the Wall
That picture on the wall that is in a lot of places. I'm reminded as a kid when I would see a picture of Jesus and it was instantly something identifiable but later in life when I dated an African-American girl the image was different. The image in the African American girl's home was that of a darker skinned Jesus, with black skin. Like that, but not in the religious aspect of a deity, I find this picture has image changes depending on where I am.
I see that picture on the wall in many different places with few changes. Sometimes the shirt is different or the hair is ruffled or perhaps even the expression on the face has changed. Identifiably, something draws me to it.
I do not know why but I feel some sort of connection with it. I always want to reach out and touch it but then I remember that I'm just looking at a picture on the wall. In my head, and hell, even times out loud I found myself talking to that picture.
"Hey, good band, eh?" --At the restaurant
"Wow, you look fucked up." --At a friends house
"Shut the fuck up, stop looking at me!" --At my own house
"What are you doing?" --Wherever
I feel like a loon when saying these things in my head and completely out of my fucking mind nut job when I say these aloud. What do you do though?
Do I ignore the picture on the wall?
I'm sure you've seen the same picture and had similar reactions. What have you done? I've seen this fucking picture in art museums, hotels, and even in the movies. I'm scared sometimes and quite frankly I'm sick and fucking tired of that picture on the wall, I love that picture on the wall, and when I'm happy that picture on the wall is happy.
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-08-28 12:29:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-04-20 12:57:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-17 12:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:11:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-17 07:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2009-04-16 19:12:19 EDT (#)
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The only reason I understood this post was because of the picture at the end of the post. I seriously thought the whole time you were talking to Jesus all the time. Which would most likely place you in times square with an apocalypse sign around your neck screaming at people to repent. +1 for the idea. It could have been better worded though.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 16:11:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:45:19 EDT (#)
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Snarky is one of my favorite words. Has been since before I knew ye, Snark.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:43:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-16 09:55:28 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:22:45 EDT (#)
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'Cos you're a troll it MUST be funny.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:21:28 EDT (#)
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EI, that's a compliment, right?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-16 08:05:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:06:07 EDT (#)
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Sgt., About the boner party or coming up north?
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The north part. I mean we're cool, but not THAT cool.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-15 22:31:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-15 16:59:23 EDT (#)
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SAGE USED MY NAME IN VAIN!
Ima pay Sico 5 bucks to wedgie the shit outa you the next time you are drunk/stoned/xanaxed/blonde etc.
(that'll learn ya)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-15 16:53:11 EDT (#)
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you arent as big a helium head as i thought
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-15 16:36:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-15 16:30:58 EDT (#)
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'Cos it's abstract it MUST be intellectual.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:17:08 EDT (#)
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Mm-hmm.
Submitted by HeyJude (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:16:04 EDT (#)
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I agree with FJ. He knows what he's talking about.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:13:58 EDT (#)
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I'm not sure I've ever received a compliment from F.J. Did I miss something?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:07:57 EDT (#)
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Super post, mate.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:07:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:34:33 EDT (#)
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You can't ignore the picture on the wall...if you look at it, it looks back at you.
Fucking copycat.
And YOU'RE the one proclaiming "I love me some me" so dont give me this "Fiction much?" or other snarky ass bullshit today.
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Huh? What?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 15:06:07 EDT (#)
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Sgt., About the boner party or coming up north?
Did you hear that uber? Yozz said don't let the haters hate and I'm pretty fucking sure he meant it. He will revolver punch anyone in the neck if they do!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:33:29 EDT (#)
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Don't let the haters hate, Sico.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:33:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:28:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:19:57 EDT (#)
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Sgt. Hartman wants to fuck me? AWESOME! Boner party, my house.
Hey, I'll be up north soon. Wanna do brew works or something?
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Let me know when mang!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:19:57 EDT (#)
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Sgt. Hartman wants to fuck me? AWESOME! Boner party, my house.
Hey, I'll be up north soon. Wanna do brew works or something?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:05:55 EDT (#)
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Nonsense.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:03:53 EDT (#)
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hilarious lovers spat below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:03:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:02:59 EDT (#)
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Sorry, that was assuming you weren't an emotional cripple :)
Willllburrrr!
Have a good one, I'm off to be productive again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 14:00:21 EDT (#)
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Amusing because you want to be right in the mix but are too scared, not to mention there isn't enough room...assuming, of course.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:56:40 EDT (#)
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Why, you've already GOT two candidates for taking care of all those cocks...I wouldn't want to get in the way, Sico. And even if I wasn't in the way, per se, I'd rather just stand judgmentally from my lonely pedestal watching them all fight for cockspace.
It's quite amusing from my point of view.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:49:25 EDT (#)
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whatever, i'm in between working and couldn't give a fuck.
you can still each shit or suck my 23 cocks. your choice.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:47:30 EDT (#)
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It's "conceited", sweetums.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:37:10 EDT (#)
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This is fiction, you tart. I'm not so conceded as to think that no one else has "a picture on the wall" or to think that these are rampant thoughts every time I look in mirror I have these thoughts. They are occasional at best.
And again. THIS IS FICTION. WHORE!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:35:42 EDT (#)
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Perhaps, though, "you are one vain motherfucker..." could have also read "I see what you did there."
I have to go courier now, have a pleasant afternoon.
xoxo
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:34:33 EDT (#)
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You can't ignore the picture on the wall...if you look at it, it looks back at you.
Fucking copycat.
And YOU'RE the one proclaiming "I love me some me" so dont give me this "Fiction much?" or other snarky ass bullshit today.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:32:33 EDT (#)
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What's so vain about this? Fiction much?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:30:55 EDT (#)
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You are one vain motherfucker, Sico.
<3
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:11:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.creasedcomics.com/video.php
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:04:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:03:18 EDT (#)
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Truly pointless.
The "higher meaning" eludes me.
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I suggest coloring books and Reading Rainbow, with Levar Burton then.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:03:44 EDT (#)
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The Verizon Heritage at Harbour Town on Hilton Head- Pro-Am today...the real deal starts tomorrow.
We have Hospitality on 18.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:03:18 EDT (#)
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Truly pointless.
The "higher meaning" eludes me.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:02:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:00:18 EDT (#)
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That picture creeps me out for some reason.
Its like its bending in and out of reality.
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Refractive index. Physics is cool.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:00:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-15 12:54:36 EDT (#)
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Timing is everything.
Just getting ready to go to lunch...and then head on over to the golf tournament to start drinking...Pro-Am today.
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I'm stopping at the Outback Pro-Am in Tampa tonight. You here or at Hilton Head?
Nice read, Sico.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:00:18 EDT (#)
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That picture creeps me out for some reason.
Its like its bending in and out of reality.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-15 12:54:36 EDT (#)
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Timing is everything.
Just getting ready to go to lunch...and then head on over to the golf tournament to start drinking...Pro-Am today.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 12:52:46 EDT (#)
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Damn, Shlongy. That was fucking quick. Did the nurse give you a shot of adrenaline or something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-04-15 12:51:18 EDT (#)
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OK!