A petition for the re-instatement and official plea for the return of the once and still great, furriest of furries, electro. (492 hits)
Category: Politics -> LibertariansRating: -0.85 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DOODLES misses his favorite furry (View user info) at 2009-04-14 22:45:46 EDT
As we all know, electro ( a great artistic mind) left uber a few years ago as a result of JACK_MCALLUM, CHEATING OUTSIDER, swindling the ubermadness title by USING KNOWN ALTERS TO GARNER VOTES AND PAYING PEOPLE IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES A SUM OF 1 DOLLAR (USD) PER VALID VOTING ACCOUNT. Bart the great (faggot) decided to allow this to happen because JACK MCCALLUM, CAT BURGLER( EMPHISIZE THE CAT) THREATENED TO STEAL BART THE GREAT'S (faggot) CAT. Under these most dire of circumstances Electro THE MOST TALENTED ARTISIT TO EVER GRACE THIS SITE was emotionally crushed, and parted ways from us.
Since when Uber A ONCE UTOPIA has become a CESSPOOL MUCH LIKE NEW ORLEANS. I would propose that, in order to return uber to IT'S FORMER DAYS OF INTERNET GLORY AND AMAZING MEMES we grovel for the return of the TRUE MESSIAH OF THE INTERWEBS. He has undeniable brought us all much joy, and taught us many important life lessons. One such being IF IT ISN'T MADE OF CHOKOMUTS AND IT ISN'T A .GIF IT DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST. I for one realized the importance Electro had on ubersite. Much like the GOOSE WHO LAID GOLDEN EGGS, electro was a constant source of amusement. if it was not for JACK MCCALLUM,CHEATER/AUTHOR/CAT CROONER/OUTSIDER/RACIST/SEXIST/HOMOPHOBIC/LIAR/LOSER/FAGGOT/INBRED EXTRODINAIRE would still have ELECTRO, KING OF THE INTERWEBz ON UBERSITE.
I would suggest a three point plan of reconciliation to reconcile our current state of un-reconciled-ness.
First we must prove to Electro that we really want him back. To do this I suggest we hunt JACK MCCALLUM,KNOW HARBOURER OF TERRORISTS, down and force JACK MCCALLUM,CONVICTED CAT RAPIST, to offer a sincere apology and to Electro for his AWFUL AND AMORAL CHEATING IN THE MOST IMPORTANT WRITING CONEST EVER TO GRACE THE INTERNET EVER...EVER and the force JACK MCCALLUM, CANNIBAL KIDDIE-TOUCHER, to release all of his feline hostages for good measure.
B.) build a giant idol in the image of ELECTRO, THE ONE TRUE FURRY. We then build a CHOKOMUT ICECREAMS FACTORY in the GIANT STATUE OF SEX. This will prove that, even though we have failed him before, we still have things to offer.
3.) We castrate BART THE GREAT (faggot) and bronze his testicles to remind him WHO TRUELY WIELDS THE POWER THAT IS THE INTERNET.
REMEMBER THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Electro recently drew this to represent our PLUTONIC AND NON-SEXUAL STUDENT // SENSI relationship.
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 01:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO pokemon was the shit back in the day.
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You, however, are present-day shit. A huge pile.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FREE TOGU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO pokemon was the shit back in the day.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-15 23:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I almsot got a -2 from everyone.
sandy/kaos were the only no shows.
But at least I know the rest of the people who I troll care enough to -2 this amazing comedy.
no really it's shit
I'M SORRY I WASTED YOUR PRECIOUS TIME EVERYBODY
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-04-15 16:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep dancing you stupid chimp.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-04-15 13:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Too many caps makes my head hurt.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-04-15 12:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate Electro and I hate you.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 11:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are the 5 best rappers of all time?
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-04-15 09:53:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-15 08:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was actually going to give this an honest shot, saw that you fell asleep drooling on the shit key, lost interest, read the reviews, seen that you knew what pokemon was and decided you were a fag.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-15 08:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's an oldie but goodie; never fails to get a reaction:
FAG BELOW
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-15 08:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, see, Doodles, there you go assuming I can read. When you ASSUME, U make an ASS of ME. Er, no, wait, it's... nevermind.
I actually feel pretty good about not knowing those were Pokemons (Pokemen? Pokemii?), though.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-04-15 08:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read electro and then jack and then I lost interest
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-15 07:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't skrap.
If you had read the line prior to the picture you would realize that this is a depiction of electro's and my relationship.
Also if you weren't really, really, really old you would realize these are pokemon.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-15 04:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-15 03:59:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, man, this is terrible, even without dropping my name to get hits.
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Jack_McCallum = hits!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-15 00:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-14 23:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Simple, straightforward and judgementless question: why did you choose to draw musclebound lizardmen wearing well-filled Speedos for this post?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-04-14 23:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Grounds for negotiation:
Gabbly
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-14 23:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PLUTONIC - AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Like a rrrrrrrrock!"
That's worth 2 points.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-04-14 22:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, man, this is terrible, even without dropping my name to get hits.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-04-14 22:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dedicated to all my adoring fans