Acid (19068 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-04-02 00:14:51 EDT
Mnyum mnyum mnyum mnyum mnyum.
The surprisingly small cardboard square falls to pieces in my mouth as I make a cookie monster noise, a shit-eating grin pressed all over my face.
The bubbly-almost-giggly euphoria is mixed with a slight dash of trepidation, but they say that attitude is vitally important and I'm in a damn fine mood.
It's Wednesday, mid-summer, I'm 22, and I've just eaten my first ever hit of acid.
To the car! I cannot be in this web of familiar rooms when the drug takes effect! I must be in a place where magic exists!
Eight of us, all dosing for the first time, jump into rattling contraptions as we speed to the botanical gardens, unsure of how quick and how hard the drug will kick in, intent on making it to nature before our brains change.
We arrive in the verdant splendour and take up recumbent positions under a sprawling tree. The grass shimmers emerald and silly looking ducks quack at us inquisively.
We throw berries at them.
It takes a long time, but with the sky a big blue beachball we're in no rush. We're talking rubbish, and suddenly the streams of shit coming out of our mouths are way funnier than usual. Giggly? I never read you'd be giggly. Adventure time!
I walk away from my friends and along a path. Suddenly the jungle I'm in is infinite in size and I have been there for eternity. The leaves on the trees are washing together in a dazzling tesselation. I see a parallel path to mine and want to be on it. Walking, I happen across a small track that connects my path to the other. Did I just make that with my brain?
Of course not. You, sir, are high on acid! Congratulations! Euphoria hits me and I laugh.
It sounds weird.
I return to my friends and try to explain the funny scenario in which I thought for a moment I had created a path with my mind. Communication, however, is impossible, and soon we are doing nothing more than rolling in the grass laughing. With the ducks.
We all get up. It's time to move! Adventure! I climb over a red Japanese bridge and it is Everest. There is nothing bigger or steeper in the world! It's impossible! Inconceivable!
We sally forth into the gardens. How long have we been in here? Forever! And the gardens are HUGE. No, not really. Remember, sir, you're tripping on acid! Oh, that's right!
I'm having a great time.
My friend brought his bike. Riding it is magical. The world is a video game and the graphics are fucking GREAT!
We emerge from the jungle into what is known as the "succulents garden"- full of cacti. It's less than an acre, but in my head it's the biggest desert in the universe. It's so fucking hot! Is it really this hot?
Two of my friends drop in, sober, to make sure we're not beating off demons or rolling around in tears. Great people, I love them.
"Guys, is it really hot here? Like, REALLY hot?"
"Yeh, Pete. You're standing in the midday sun in a fake desert, and it's about 35 degrees. It's hot."
"Great!"
They leave and I'm back in my head. A squat, bulbous tree draws my attention and I run my hands across its bark, tiny lines crossing it like gorges on the moon. How fucking great does this tree feel?!
But what is this? Dun dun DUUUHH! A security vehicle! What an ominous chariot, all dark clouds and malevolence! Like Sauron!
"We're closed up guys, you have to leave. Gardens close at 5.00"
Closing a garden? Closing nature? What? You can't close a tree, man.
We stumble out of the infinite garden and suddenly we're in The World again. Bus exhausts, honking and general severe unpleasantness. I don't like this. It's not filling me with horror, none of that "bad trip" stuff. I'm just disgusted at how fucking ugly it is compared to the trees. I wanna be back in the garden!
But forward! We must move! To the beach! Yes!
Crossing roads? Haha you wish.
I look one way and there's a car coming. I have no way to judge its speed because time and space are so fucking subjective. I look the other way and realise I've forgotten what I saw in the first direction. I look back and forget again. Impossible!
Well, time waits for no man. Lets move! I cross the road and honking upsets me. I look back at my friends crossing and they almost die too. That's so fucking irresponsible! Who crosses roads on acid!
The beach is a one hour walk. One hour of hating how fucking ugly man made shit is. What a bunch of shit. And why do we build it all? To fuck hot chicks. We build all this shit just in the ill-conceived belief eventually we'll be able to fuck hot chicks with our profits.
What an utter, unnatural waste!
But man did create one amazing, beautiful thing. The flashing green man!
I'm only an animal, I can't do the thousands of complex algorithms required to fucking plot vector points on twenty independent moving objects and come to some instant conclusion about when to cross the road.
But I don't have to! If the green man is flashing, I'm not gonna die! He's simplified it down to one very simple algorithm.
Green- Walk. Red- Don't walk!
Thanks, man!
The beach! Oh, bliss! But I really need to pee. I hold it in. Don't wanna go in some bush with all these people around and draw attention to myself.
Public toilets! And Zoe needs to go too! Fantastic!
I pee and JESUS CHRIST it fucking feels amazing and now I'm not all bloated the trip comes back and it's great. I'm soooooooooooo mellow. Wow, I'm relaxed! Nature is the bomb-diggety!
I put my head on Zoes lap and it occurs to me that seeing the horizon as a vertical line is actually the proper orientation if you were looking at Australia on a globe. Whoa! It's super easy to conceptualise the FACT that here in Wollongong we're clinging to the underside of a spinning globe with a thin strip of atmosphere around it!
That's a bit much. Settle down.
But then the sun sets and the cloud over the ocean goes burning orange. In my state of Extreme Relaxation I see the first real "visuals".
HOLY SHIT! Huge roman soldiers. Monolithic pharoahs. Giant stone chariots, sphinxes and Egyptian temples rear out of the clouds, dozens of kilometres high!
"Guys! This is fucking awesome!"
They're covered in fire and smoke! Gods! They're the ancient Gods! Fucking fuck yeh!
Bang! Grrrrrrrr!
What's that? A storm coming down from the North? Shit yeh! We walk down to the beach and stand on a small rocky outcrop as the dry wind whips the smell of rain down our appreciative noses. Come here rain! We sit and cuddle each other, blissful in such excellent company, as the storm just misses us and the carnival of lightning plays out for our sole entertainment.
Thanks for the hookup, nature.
It's dark now, and we're on our way down. Still super mellow but lacking that electric buzz that fuelled us all day.
Wandering slowly home, sorta amazed. What a fucking day.
We sit on the balcony as it drizzes and Zoe brings out some joints and glowsticks and it all comes back. If I shake the glowstick really hard I can see an image is chasing the glowstick after it shoots past.
It looks like an old combination lock and it either says 1708 or 1780.
I'll remember that when and if it ever becomes relevant.
I climb into bed and my brain realises how exhausted it is.
Bliss, calmness and peace. What a fundamental and excellent fucking peace.
Have I ever spent $10 and 8 hours more productively?
Hahaha.
Of course not.
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-06-14 21:09:35 EDT (#)
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Hmm, I read this yesterday and I had a dream where I took acid while in 8th grade on the school bus last night. COINCIDENCE?!!??!?!?!???!??!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-22 22:14:28 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/122292#2899879
...well?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-21 06:23:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-05-21 05:43:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-09 02:45:01 PDT (#)
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You should take MDMA whenever you do anything. It makes your whole life better!
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Make sure your gettin pure mollies. ha. that other shit'l kill ya
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-21 04:49:44 EDT (#)
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We should just fuck and get it over with, huh?
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-09 05:45:01 EDT (#)
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You should take MDMA whenever you do anything. It makes your whole life better!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-05-08 16:17:35 EDT (#)
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Funny, I saw you commented on your own post - which you rarely do - and you actually took the time to give me a shout out?
Awwww. You love me.
I still think yer an ignorant cunt, but you sure do make me smile sometimes.
ps - If you camped on your posts and responded to every comment that would be FAR more akin to Bergian hitwhoremanship.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-08 13:08:57 EDT (#)
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OK, now this has 8000 hits and isn't on b@w.
Where the fuck is this one linked to, i checked reddit and it doesn't seem to be there. Whoever's doing this is making me seem like a berg-level hitwhore. Not that i don't love the pseudo-fame, of course.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-04-10 14:07:20 EDT (#)
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"The world is a video game and the graphics are fucking GREAT!"
Awesome line.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2009-04-08 15:21:05 EDT (#)
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Dude that reminds me..I totally have a new acid hookup. I'mma go get some, whoo!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-04-06 13:45:00 EDT (#)
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DUDE, this title says ACID (809 hits)
Every time I click on this post you do another hit. WOW. Are you okay at this point?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2009-04-06 13:38:17 EDT (#)
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You found some seriously good acid. Damn.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-04-06 13:12:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:57:17 EDT (#)
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Warp speed,man...
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2009-04-06 11:51:15 EDT (#)
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fcking awesome read. just made my day.
Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-06 03:34:06 EDT (#)
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actually enjoyable, a little too long, but kept me reading to the end... funny, original, flowing most of the time... could pass off as a happy diary of Raoul Duke. (Fear and loathing in Las Vegas)
""We're closed up guys, you have to leave. Gardens close at 5.00"
Closing a garden? Closing nature? What? You can't close a tree, man."
that line made me laugh.
"Whoa! It's super easy to conceptualise the FACT that here in Wollongong we're clinging to the underside of a spinning globe with a thin strip of atmosphere around it!"
Well, we're not really sure Australia is down under, nobody knows where the top of universe actually is, but you were high on ACID...
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2009-04-06 01:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-04-03 16:13:38 EDT (#)
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Purple Haze
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-04-03 12:24:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-04-03 11:06:58 EDT (#)
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This post is bomb-diggity.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-04-03 00:57:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrapWeed (user info) at 2009-04-02 19:37:56 EDT (#)
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I've never tripped balls, but this gave me a very good picture of what it might be like.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-04-02 18:45:16 EDT (#)
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This makes me want to try acid.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-04-02 17:54:34 EDT (#)
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LSD?
I
Don't
Remember
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Thats
My
Story
And
I'm
Stickin
To
It
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:33:57 EDT (#)
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I literally saw people turn in to Tree Huggers.
Liquid MDMA, MDMA chrystals and LSD.
Purple brain, purple brain.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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I remember going to a free party, and the tree huggers that attend the event were doling out liquid acid to the more serious ravers. £3 for a sugar cube, and they would put 2 drops on it from a pipette.
That was a bizarre night.
But all drugs are bad, ultimately. More so for people around you when you're on them:
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-04-02 13:12:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-04-02 12:01:25 EDT (#)
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this was fantastic.
i've always wanted to try acid, never seemed to be around when I was growing up and now I'm in the United States Of Intolerance, fuhgeddaboutit
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:56:04 EDT (#)
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i haven't done that shit in so long, but it sure was a blast. as long as you're in good company. there was that one time a buddy just wouldn't shut up about how he had done too much and the demons were coming to get him that had me pretty freaked and well on my way to a "bad" trip that turned me off to any and all hallucinogens.
i'm sure if i did it now that's all i would think about for the whole trip.
hella writing, as always. you have a gift ,man.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:50:27 EDT (#)
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I mean Frane's.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-02 10:49:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:11:43 EDT (#)
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This made me want to:
A. Eat some mushrooms (never done acid)
and
B. Listen to Prefuse 73 or Mouse on Mars (Ideology, please)
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Holy shit I though the same thing.
Either prefuse or al album called DJ Frans Fantastic Boatride
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:51:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:26:31 EDT (#)
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In it's pure form, LSD is the perfect drug. It has it's effect, is metabolized, and is gone. It is only the imperfections in the doses you take that cause the long-term debilitating problems we read about such as "flashbacks", dementia, and of course the decreasingly-popular Syd Barrett's Disease.
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listening to syd barrett on acid = awesome. favourite song was Opel.
jimmi hendrix is even better. i remember screaming, FUCK! HIS GUITAR CREATES COLOR! well, i didn't scream that in english, but you get the point.
i once jammed for 12 hours on acid. our fingers were completly fucked by the end. =)
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:37:55 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 LSD
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-04-02 09:37:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-04-02 08:26:46 EDT (#)
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We'd listen to Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness. God, I loved the nineties.
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There was plenty of acid in the 90's, until the DEA caught wind of the 2 guys making it in the underground missle silo auctioned off by the government somewhere in the center of the US.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-04-02 08:21:11 EDT (#)
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Oh, you did drugs?
To me this was forced for the first half and more natural story telling during the latter portion.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99897 Relevant link whore.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-04-02 08:14:19 EDT (#)
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Best fucking post I've read in a while.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:37:16 EDT (#)
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weird, ive been to the place in this photo.
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Wollongong botanic gardens?
For serious?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:43:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:30:24 EDT (#)
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Look, it's berty, perhaps I can draw upon his infinite wisdom.
A drunken couple has been screaming at each other for the past hour or so outside of my apartment. Upon hearing the male yell something like, "Are you fucking stupid? You think you can touch me!", I'm assuming he's close to beating the hell out of her. So, I stumble onto the balcony to stare disapprovingly, wondering if I should do something. At this point, the female screams something like, "Go back in your apartment blah blah obscenities!", which I do.
So, my question is:
What are your thoughts on Sharia law and why?
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It'd all be better if everyone got a proper 8 hours of sleep a night.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:37:16 EDT (#)
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weird, ive been to the place in this photo.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:26:31 EDT (#)
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In it's pure form, LSD is the perfect drug. It has it's effect, is metabolized, and is gone. It is only the imperfections in the doses you take that cause the long-term debilitating problems we read about such as "flashbacks", dementia, and of course the decreasingly-popular Syd Barrett's Disease.
One of the many Grateful Dead shows I saw took place in Cincinnati. I went with a few friends and for one of them it was their first Dead show. He decided it'd be fun to trip for the show, so he did. While the band played, the guy kept saying it wasn't what he thought it'd be. When the encores were over and everyone started to leave, he just sat there smiling and looking at the stage and moving his head around. Eventually we wanted to go enjoy the parking area some more so someone nudged him and said we should go. He said, "What? No, man, the show's not over!" and just looked back at the stage. Thinking back on it, it is clear that there is truth in LSD.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:15:46 EDT (#)
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acid is for going and doing something silly, like a theme park or a rodeo, or a three day music festival.
mushrooms are for sitting and looking at clouds and trees.
plus, its not really acid, its just leftovers soaked up onto paper.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 05:17:04 EDT (#)
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you were talking about eggs right?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 05:14:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:30:24 EDT (#)
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So, my question is:
What are your thoughts on Sharia law and why?
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I'm just gonna jump in and say, only buy free-range.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:49:25 EDT (#)
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I've only ever done mushrooms, but I'm taking your word for it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:30:24 EDT (#)
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Look, it's berty, perhaps I can draw upon his infinite wisdom.
A drunken couple has been screaming at each other for the past hour or so outside of my apartment. Upon hearing the male yell something like, "Are you fucking stupid? You think you can touch me!", I'm assuming he's close to beating the hell out of her. So, I stumble onto the balcony to stare disapprovingly, wondering if I should do something. At this point, the female screams something like, "Go back in your apartment blah blah obscenities!", which I do.
So, my question is:
What are your thoughts on Sharia law and why?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:10:54 EDT (#)
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When I was a child I wished I could kill everyone else. When I was a teenager I wished I could die. When I was an adult I got a car, my own place and (relative to before) infinite money.
Being a gross physical and spiritual coward is lame but uncomplicated.
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and when
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-04-02 04:10:54 EDT (#)
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When I was a child I wished I could kill everyone else. When I was a teenager I wished I could die. When I was an adult I got a car, my own place and (relative to before) infinite money.
Being a gross physical and spiritual coward is lame but uncomplicated.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:42:51 EDT (#)
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+2 I like acid. Even though other's acid trips are never really all that interesting to listen to, but we all share just the same.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:32:21 EDT (#)
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Not to sound creepy, but the vagina is fascinating under the influence of mushies, which is also the lamest term for mushrooms. Ever. The warmth, liquid, texture, spongy g-spot...sounds retarded but it all becomes amazing (to me).
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:25:40 EDT (#)
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My crazy nineties lovin' partner has always wanted me to try some shrooms with him, unluckily for him he isn't this convincing. I thought this was beautiful.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:16:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-02 07:54:59 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:40:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-02 05:45:00 BST (#)
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I've actually never tripped. This makes me want to.
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Don't. I put all my mental disorders down to taking vast amounts of purple micro dots :(
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My micro dots were of the black variety. I've given all drugs the ole heave-ho nowadays, but I have to say I still preferred mushrooms over the 'cid.
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Yeah, mushrooms were more... gentle?
The amounts of gear you had to smoke to come down off dots was scary.
We'd listen to Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness. God, I loved the nineties.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-02 03:11:43 EDT (#)
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This made me want to:
A. Eat some mushrooms (never done acid)
and
B. Listen to Prefuse 73 or Mouse on Mars (Ideology, please)
P.S. The best sex I have ever had happened while on shrooms, coincidentally, the worst (see terrifying) sex I have ever had also happened while on shrooms.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:56:49 EDT (#)
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"We stumble out of the infinite garden and suddenly we're in The World again. Bus exhausts, honking and general severe unpleasantness. I don't like this. It's not filling me with horror, none of that "bad trip" stuff. I'm just disgusted at how fucking ugly it is compared to the trees. I wanna be back in the garden!"
Word. Felt the exact same way coming back to civilization on shrooms. If I ever come across any acid I gotta give 'er a shot.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:54:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:40:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-02 05:45:00 BST (#)
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I've actually never tripped. This makes me want to.
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Don't. I put all my mental disorders down to taking vast amounts of purple micro dots :(
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My micro dots were of the black variety. I've given all drugs the ole heave-ho nowadays, but I have to say I still preferred mushrooms over the 'cid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-04-02 02:40:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-02 05:45:00 BST (#)
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I've actually never tripped. This makes me want to.
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Don't. I put all my mental disorders down to taking vast amounts of purple micro dots :(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-04-02 01:58:36 EDT (#)
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"Closing a garden? Closing nature? What? You can't close a tree, man."
This was awesome.
I've had mushroom trips that echo this kind of adventure... my acid ones are far less splendid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 01:20:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:15:47 EDT (#)
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That little tree just to the right of the person is EXACTLY where it all began.
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oh that's the actual place where you tripped. looks awesome.
i never quite liked tripping in nature. perhaps cuz i wasn't in australia, stuck in a shitty boreal forest :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-04-02 01:13:18 EDT (#)
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this makes me want to go to australia just to get some acid. i can't find any! :-|
must've been strong to trip for that long.
acid is great but the last hours suck. the digusting taste and general malaise never fail to make me throw up.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-04-02 01:10:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:45:00 EDT (#)
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I've actually never tripped. This makes me want to.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:29:58 EDT (#)
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It's hard to do drug trips justice in writing. But this is a pretty good effort.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:27:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99474
"Walking through town, we pass a bright pink building of corrugated metal. There are giant green frogs on it and they are hopping everywhere. The girl is laughing and laughing and holds me as she points: "Look, Valerie! Frogs!"
This actually happened. I woke up long before anyone the next day, and it was the one question I was dying to ask. Turns out this building really does exist..it's a pink daycare center with green frogs on it. Even weirder, it's on a backstreet, so I never saw it again until last year during Walk for the Cure, we took a new route and there it was. I captured it on my cellphone to prove it to myself.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-04-02 00:15:47 EDT (#)
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That little tree just to the right of the person is EXACTLY where it all began.