Sico, Is This You? (1370 hits)
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Submitted by Sage (View user info) at 2009-03-25 09:00:41 EDT
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-31 11:39:30 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the compliment! You have wonderful teeth, I dont care what anyone says!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:54:07 EDT (#)
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That's down ASS syndrome to you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-30 11:46:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:25:17 EDT (#)
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BTW, I HAVE read this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/121576#2876340
*shakes head, tuts*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-27 13:23:53 EDT (#)
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Not sure what I did to warrant the below, but thanks, I guess.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-27 12:58:38 EDT (#)
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I've decided recently that I don't want to open any letter bombs from deranged uber users, so from here on out it's +2s for you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-27 05:46:22 EDT (#)
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The craiglist thing was funny
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-26 15:57:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-26 08:43:15 GMT (#)
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*lights cigarette, takes 3 long hard drags on it and drops it on the floor, burying under the sole of my shoe, making sure its out*
*rubs hands together*
*walks off*
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This is why you were banned from the operating theatre.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-03-26 14:47:45 EDT (#)
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BWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
fo reelz!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 13:09:17 EDT (#)
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this you, Sico? ;)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/
Kidding, kidding. :) Hey...please call a cab or ME* if you get too wasted tomorrow night and I'll pick your drunk asses up, no judgment, kay? :)
*If Jaq wants me to work tomorrow night, that is. Otherwise, if you wake me up, I will fuck you up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 12:31:55 EDT (#)
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http://farts.typepad.com/fart-sound-board.swf
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 12:29:32 EDT (#)
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Har, har, Shlongy. May I have another carrot? (Genuine LOL, by the way.)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 12:05:04 EDT (#)
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LOL @ shlongy. Is it bad that while at the OTB the other day I wanted to write a bet in for Sage? :)
And Bass Pro might have to wait until Saturday as Yony is now talking about starting early after work tomorrow. I'll let you know, nagger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 12:00:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:52:49 EDT (#)
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And Sico...WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanna go to Bass Pro!! I need a new saddle and harness!!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:52:49 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, your old, bitter ass is one of my favorites on this site. That post was funny and the dude in it vaguely reminded me of one of my best good male friends who also happens to be the strongest motherfucker I'll probably ever meet.
And Sico...WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanna go to Bass Pro!! I also need my fishing license AND a fishing pole AND to build a fancy tackle box like yours so count me in and I promise not to talk or squee or any of the other stuff!! :) :) :) And road sodas and spliffs are allowed, as per usual.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:47:39 EDT (#)
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On a side note, I plan on going to BASS Pro Shops tomorrow to get some tackle and maybe a baitcaster/combo...oh and mah fishing license. If you're really nice* I'll let you drive us and tag along with me.
*shut up every 5 minutes for at least a minute, don't squeeeeee, don't cheer, dance, or sing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:42:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/64226
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:34:27 EDT (#)
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Oh Sico, where EVER would I be without your wise words? GOD you're brilliant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:22:54 EDT (#)
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If sage met Shlongy, she'd start "nay-ing" and then she'd get really mad and start holding her breath until she turned a shade of blue and whatever shade of 1/4 inch thick makeup she was wearing that day...
...and then, she'd reach for my zipper.
Like all the rest of them.
Knock it off with the "oathmeal act", you silly equine.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:31:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I would love to meet each and every one of you who has something ill to say to or about me, just to see if your balls have dropped enough to say any of it to me in person, eye to eye.
Now now, e-tards, don't get all riled up and make an ass out of you and me thinking I'm suggesting that I'd DO something about it, because I wouldn't. I guess I'd just like to see if you're really as mean offline as you are on here, to where you could actually look me dead in the eye and talk your shit with the same conviction you do online.
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This was the dumbest thing I've read in months.
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Who asked?
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You have to ask be told you are a dummy, dummy. You wrote something the other day about people continually grabbing a hot curling iron and to that I say, look what the fuck you are doing, MORON! Repeatedly you've been told that people do this just to elicit a reaction and here you go again on the same, "everyone is mean," "let the sage bashing begin" typical cry baby shit that you are not synonymous with. That's called hook, line, sinker and you've become a sheep to their command. Way to go, dummy, keep grabbing the curling iron because obviously you haven't learned that it will burn you every. single. time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:01:06 EDT (#)
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Nahhh, Kenny. I never left you to begin with.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:58:35 EDT (#)
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And Method, I like you too.
Corn, you make me LOL...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:31:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I would love to meet each and every one of you who has something ill to say to or about me, just to see if your balls have dropped enough to say any of it to me in person, eye to eye.
Now now, e-tards, don't get all riled up and make an ass out of you and me thinking I'm suggesting that I'd DO something about it, because I wouldn't. I guess I'd just like to see if you're really as mean offline as you are on here, to where you could actually look me dead in the eye and talk your shit with the same conviction you do online.
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This was the dumbest thing I've read in months.
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Who asked?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:36:02 EDT (#)
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Not as much as I like Sico though.
Come here you big stud muffin, let me pants you and pretend like it's something all the kids do for a laugh.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:35:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:32:21 EDT (#)
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I like cock = )
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Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:32:21 EDT (#)
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I like Sage = (
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:31:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I would love to meet each and every one of you who has something ill to say to or about me, just to see if your balls have dropped enough to say any of it to me in person, eye to eye.
Now now, e-tards, don't get all riled up and make an ass out of you and me thinking I'm suggesting that I'd DO something about it, because I wouldn't. I guess I'd just like to see if you're really as mean offline as you are on here, to where you could actually look me dead in the eye and talk your shit with the same conviction you do online.
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This was the dumbest thing I've read in months.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-26 10:14:37 EDT (#)
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Sage, nobody is really being all that MEAN to you. So what, you got a couple -2s on a post with no real content? Who cares? Don't take it personally (I know you'll say you ARENT, but you are).
Experima and Toe -2ed you and it turned into a fiasco. What about all of Methods alters that just -2ed you? Are they jealous of your friendship with Sico, to??
I just got a tattoo and it itches like crazy today.
I got my dog shaved and my son now thinks we got a new dog. He keeps asking "where's xander?" and calling xander "Chiefy".
I'm bored.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://farts.typepad.com/fart-sound-board.swf
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:28:11 EDT (#)
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I would love to meet each and every one of you who has something ill to say to or about me, just to see if your balls have dropped enough to say any of it to me in person, eye to eye.
Now now, e-tards, don't get all riled up and make an ass out of you and me thinking I'm suggesting that I'd DO something about it, because I wouldn't. I guess I'd just like to see if you're really as mean offline as you are on here, to where you could actually look me dead in the eye and talk your shit with the same conviction you do online.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 08:49:33 EDT (#)
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STFU
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-26 08:39:50 EDT (#)
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I'm not defending sage or throwing stones at experima but I just find it absolutely hysterical how many valiant knights come to defend the honor of ex. It's quite pathetic that when even she doesn't care to revisit a post the old like shlongy, the undersexed like haiku, and the rest of the social misfits come here to take things out of context and OMG, Ex JEALOUS OF *YOU*? Talking just briefly with ex outside of uber I'm sure she's quite capable of defending herself without you goons tripping over yourselves, drooling in her way, causing an e-circus in a deluded attempt to get in her e-panties.
Don't worry though. Bart does the same thing so I guess you're all in good company.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-26 07:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:58:24 EDT (#)
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PS. http://www.sound-effect.com/track/horse-whinny-2-89/
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-26 04:43:15 EDT (#)
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*lights cigarette, takes 3 long hard drags on it and drops it on the floor, burying under the sole of my shoe, making sure its out*
*rubs hands together*
*walks off*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-26 01:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-25 22:31:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:07:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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You don't post your pretty face anymore.
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Or anyone else's.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-25 22:31:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:07:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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You don't post your pretty face anymore.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. http://www.sound-effect.com/track/horse-whinny-2-89/
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:46:01 EDT (#)
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You do know that sometimes a big bad '-2' sometimes just means that someone figured the post sucked and it has absolutely nothing to do with any kind of feeling towards you one way or the other?
Right?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:37:36 EDT (#)
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a•lighted
intransitive verb
1. To come down and settle, as after flight
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Check out the big vocabulary on Shlongy!
I just learnded a new word.
: )
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:29:37 EDT (#)
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EXPERIMA JEALOUS OF YOU? YOUR POST JUST SUCKED ASS AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL SHE EVEN ALIGHTED UPON IT, SEABISCUIT.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-25 18:26:25 EDT (#)
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Someone stick a cock in Sage's mouth so she'll just STFU already
Well, usually, I'd be a willing volunteer but I'm afraid that Mr. Ed there might take a chomp out of Shlongy Jr., thinking that it was just another carrot.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-03-25 20:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-03-25 19:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What fuck is going on?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-25 18:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone stick a cock in Sage's mouth so she'll just STFU already
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-25 18:03:20 EDT (#)
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Sico or not, that's fucking awesome. I need to get me a hobby like that.
Truth told, I don't think it is him though. If it was, then it wouldn't be a hobby that no-one knew about. He'd tell everybody. He'd have posted it here (with pictures) and taken out a huge billboard on every major highway, advertising the fact to the rest of the world.
I know that's what I'd do.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
am i being called an imbecile?
what is going on
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:32:51 EDT (#)
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Hahaaha, also, I'm pretty sure Sage invented AIDS.
Stay tuned for her 80 page report refuting that claim.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:31:29 EDT (#)
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Everyone here is crazy except ME of course.
Impossible to keep up with who is stroking and who is poking.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:31:15 EDT (#)
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The "you too, Ex" had to do with my idea of hooking Sico and Toe up...
Fuck's sake!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:30:54 EDT (#)
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I am just as much a superhero in real life as I am here, PEOPLES!
FUCK!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:30:33 EDT (#)
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Haiku, thanks for your opinion.
That was like, SOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY!!!! Want me to motorboat you?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:29:59 EDT (#)
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I am confused I thought toe was meant to be jealous of sage (clearly she is not)
what has experima got to do with any of this? the poor lady isn't even here
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:29:05 EDT (#)
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Further, I never said anyone was jealous of ME...I was suggesting that they were "jealous" of my affiliation with Sico. And I was being entirely facetious.
Way to COMPLETELY miss the point, imbeciles.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:27:34 EDT (#)
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I scoff at the notion that anyone here is annoyed by me (not because I think it's untrue but because I think it's ridiculous). If they are, that's their own pathetic problem. I keep to a limited number of posts these days and unless I'm specifically addressed I rarely blather on about nonsense.
Further, if they don't enjoy my posts, my advice is as simple as this: don't click.
I'm not going to troll someone's posts simply because I don't like them. I'm not the child that needs to grab the hot curling iron multiple times just to see if it will burn my hand *this* time...apparently, not all of us possess that fundamental knowledge.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAA...experima is jealous of...of you?
You know what's cool about exp? She actually has a personality and these crazy things called, "opinions" about things other than Lil Wayne, sico, the "mean" people on ubersite, etc...
I've never talked to toe before, but I hope for her sake she's at least above your level. From what little I've seen from both of you on ubersite, I think she would be fun to drink with as crazy activities besides going to clubs could ensue (plus I hear she's easy). You? I picture you as one of those women who could only add cleavage, ass shaking or, "You're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fuuuuuunny!!!" to a conversation.
Perhaps it's just the way you come off with text, but that seems kind of doubtful at this point.
have fun.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:14:34 EDT (#)
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Toe -2ed sico you daft bint
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-25 15:11:49 EDT (#)
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I have seen toe, she is very very pretty and lovely indeed although I will keep up her bad ass bitch reputation by adding she was terribly drunk and probably smelled a little.
I don't think she is jealous of you sage, I just think she finds you banal and grating. I suspect the +2's for sico are simply because she tends to rebel against Uber opinion.
Toe is hot but also a mega bitch. Don't mess with Toe.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:58:01 EDT (#)
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The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:56:39 EDT (#)
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Not moaning so much as...fine, yeah, I'm bitching about them. Ha!
Shejia and the birthday boy will be there at 5:30...I'll be there around 6.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:55:20 EDT (#)
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Yes, LL was a hot piece, I'll give you that. And I know, I know...you're never in a pinch.
EI, I want for nothing these days. Anfry and jelus never be I.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:54:21 EDT (#)
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Also, so much for the -2's being funny...and then moaning about them. Dummy. What time are buckets tonight?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:53:02 EDT (#)
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Ha, you're funny but you know that *even* I have standards. Guess that's why you're on the side lines watching. Just saying :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:52:48 EDT (#)
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sage you are such a jealous person,just sayin tis all
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:51:38 EDT (#)
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Eh, you'd probably fuck Toe too, let's be honest. At least if she's real and/or has tits. Just saying, is all. ;)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:50:13 EDT (#)
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Whoa! Whoa! I won't be fucking the hell out of anyone without knowing what they look like.
Ex, I'd probably fuck the 2 minutes out of but not the hell.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:48:30 EDT (#)
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Toe, sweetheart, I can hook you up with Sico if you want. I mean, you always -2 my posts and +2 his...you jealous or something? It's not like that between us! I'm sure he'd fuck the hell out of you, but don't expect a call back or anything, sweetums.
Ex, that goes for you too, pretty girl.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
another winner!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 14:27:29 EDT (#)
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almost forgot, http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:54:55 EDT (#)
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Eh, fuck. I need to fucking eat. That was supposed to go on yours. Fucking FAIL.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right, they are funny.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2s are so funny to me now, especially since people think they're insulting.
Keep up the good work, polyps!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, it's cool Sgt. Not everyone likes teh Sage. :)
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cat fight starter below??
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 13:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA Thanks, sgt. I can see CL but the OMG I CAN'T SEE IT comments made me shake my head. Leave it to me to miss that C/P from 2 hours ago tee hee
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121576#2874729
FOR SAC.
Dont say I never did anything for ya.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Um..CL is just text. Someone could, you know, just copy the text here in a comment.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:13:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I call it a "christening", personally.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:50:38 EDT (#)
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this is just an (awfully large and slightly disturbing) extension of 'breaking in' a new home.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:42:17 EDT (#)
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Inion, the dead giveaway that this ISN'T Sico isn't the location...it's the fact that this is a "hobby of [his] that nobody knows about".
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok she's got a point man.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought that was Muscle Milk that fed your soul. I stand corrected. ;)
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your insecurity feeds my soul
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My pleasure! Happy to help during these trying economic times.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber has made me laugh a scant four times in two weeks. Shlongy has been responsible for two of those occasions. Thanks Shlongy.
Your arse-kissing fwiend,
Danny
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try email next time, Sea Biscuit.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico = Captain Obvious
Thanks, sport!! ;)
I just like the dramatic effect of keeping people in suspense, I guess.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is very peculiar. Is it wrong that I rather like the concept?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out the novelty of ctrl+c, ctrl+v
My confession 26M
Date: 2008-12-08, 11:24AM EST
A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men's room and take a huge shit. I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom. I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Northern VA. I currently have 3 businesses that I'm waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I'm the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it's a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ theres a man who has a fetish for being the first person to SHIT in a new business.
he has done this over a hundred times.
It is Sico.
Is it bad on here for people to know your real name? Cause I think a bunch of you degenerates do...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no "gist" FJ, you have to read it in its entirety.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. Then you would know my real name, and the universe would implode. IMPLODE.
What's the gist of it?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's uncanny that they're the same age, male (obviously...I can't imagine a female dedicating that much effort to something of that nature), and within 2 hours driving distance of one another.
I wonder if I should repost with a print screen so people who can't view the link can see it??
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mail me Fj and I'll send it to you.
roththesloth.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, thats just good stuff...
and they say our country is in the shitter? (pun intended)
how can it be? when we have people like this, willing to go the extra mile for something they love.
God Bless the USA.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't see it :o(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats "parachute fatty" to you dookie photographer.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Umbrella fatty, below.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the best, I dont care what sico says.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have dual screens so it looks strange...I'm gonna send it anyway and just you nevermind the work-related emails to the left.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If only I was in NOVA, dear, but I think I just found my next idol.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant see craigslist shit, do a print screen and send it to me as a JPEG so I can view it!
I'll +2 bomb the shit out of your post!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm confused Sgt...what pictures are you on about?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*copy
FUCKING TYPO'S!!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-25 09:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING WEBSENSE!!!! Sage coly one of the pics and e-mail it to me!
PLEASE