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The BOSH Man! WONDERS WHAT THE FUCK A PANIC BEAR IS!! (609 hits)

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Rating: 1.5 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2009-03-23 20:34:17 EDT


the panic bear took his easy chair
before the day got through
wonderin' where the moral hair
of the world had gotten to.

he'd once made his mind, to make things right
then soon after, accepted his plight
as a panic bear, without a care
the opposed he would not fight.

sweat drips down his furry brow, as the honey stash grows thin
but in the chair, does the panic bear, sit back down again
"The sun comes back tomorrow, and if I still ain't done,
I'll put it off another day, and go have me some fun"

he'd once made his mind, to make things right
then soon after, accepted his plight
as a panic bear, without a care
the opposed he would not fight.

If the panic bear could draw his share, with his thoughts and mood,
It should be no surprise to you, that he'd color it in blue
Worries a thousand times ran circles in his panicked head
But down on his luck, and with his last 5 bucks, he'd get a drink instead.

he'd once made his mind, to make things right
then soon after, accepted his plight
as a panic bear, without a care
the opposed he would not fight.

The panic bear had a friend, but can't look eye to eye
He don't understand what's so grand 'bout givin' it a try
His friend would say: "save that bill for later, or some other rainy day"
But the panic bear, without a care, would shrug his shoulders and say:

"If I'm not here next time it rains, I don't want no regrets
So you can save your bills my friend but I can't have no moral debts"

With that the panic bear took his leave and waved
And wandered down his broken trail that was anything but paved
And so I say to you my friend on this cold and rainy day,
That the panic bear, without a care, is gone, considered saved.

he'd once made his mind, to make things right
then soon after, accepted his plight
as a panic bear, without a care
the opposed he would not fight.


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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-24 16:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Moral hair.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Lights up cigarette and nods*

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-24 11:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bosh

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Darkest BOSH post ever.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*puts hands under armpits, flapping arms up and down ina wing like motion*



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*Cracks Knuckles*

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*rolls eyes*

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh......


BOSH.....but meh.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2009-03-23 20:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ROCK N ROLL!!


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't forget the sex & drugs!!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCKING BOSH

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck was this?















BOSH, thats what!


Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-24 00:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BOSH

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-03-23 22:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://tinyurl.com/4wymev

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-23 22:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

me too



Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-23 21:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bosh is always good.


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-23 21:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is pretty bosh

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-23 20:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A Panic Bear is a. . . . . .PANIC BEAR!!!!!
































Like I have any fucking clue.


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2009-03-23 20:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ROCK N ROLL!!


Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.

-- Homer Simpson
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