list of things* (1434 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 103 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by random user (View user info) at 2009-03-23 17:33:39 EDT
*length to be determined by my attention span.
1.) Cunt is one of my favourite words.
A few weeks back I hosted a legislative reception. Legislators, lobbyists, and board members, and loads of other boring cunts. Drinks and finger foods and mind numbing convo.
I tied one on. It was just a little one, but a necessary one. I hate these people.
After the main event, I had a few drunken board members to babysit until they decided they needed to go pass out. As we headed across the street to the bar, the buses that had been idling in front of the hotel all night unleashed on the world a stream of women. Dancers. Not the boner inducing, glitter and transparent platform heels and pleather removed by the first third of the first song sort. The kind that move their bodies in rhythm to music and are applauded as being on the cutting edge of culture and all that is great and good in the world of art.
Drunken board guy number one, the suave and sophisticated fellow that he is, slurs out, 'Whachoo doin' ladies?' He was sure that this was a great pickup line and sex with a stranger was in his future.
In a pretty, mellifluous, Irish/Scot/whatever accent, one of them says 'We're here for a Riverdance performance.'
Me (slightly drunkenly): 'Oh, so you know that the Michael Flatley cunt, eh?' (I'm a fantastic conversationalist.)
Her (in that pretty voice, with greater volume): 'Michael Flatley is my friend... CUNT.'
Board member (loudly) : 'How can you expect her to suck my dick now, asshole?'
I never did, friend. I never did.
2.) I am an awesome guy.
This weekend I was working in the garden with my son. Amending soil, repairing beds, putting out pea stakes, mulching the paths. Great work. Relaxing.
The kids were playing in the yard and my son saw jet going overhead.
He's almost 4 years old now. This is an age of inquisitiveness. And an age that loves jets. And trucks. And tractors. And motorcycles. And various and sundry other things that go vroom and boom and clatter and clank.
Many airplane related questions ensued.
Finally he gave me this one, 'There's no propeller on that plane. How exactly does a jet WORK?'
Well I know how plenty of things work. I'm a hands on kind of guy, do my own maintenance on my old truck and the Harley. Do all kinds of home renovation projects on the home. Etc., so on, so forth.
I have a small working knowledge of how a jet engine works... suck in the air, mix with burning fuel, blah blah blah. Expel hot gas in a rearwards direction and you're good to go. Good enough answer for a 4 year old, so I unload it on him, sure of (until his education gets bigger than me anyway) maintaining my status as the supreme font of knowledge.
He ponders my answer with a quizzical look on his face. Then the look of understanding dawns which represents the fact that he has reconciled this information into something that makes sense to him.
'Oh. It's like a fart.'
3.) Y HALO THAR GERIATRIC BUTTSECKS
Once upon a time I began a post about users who had seemingly hit the bricks for good.
Here it is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113827
I, spastic that I am, hit the enter key and created a blank post. You are welcome to -2, but please keep in mind that a blank post by me is of greater value than the best thought out post by most of the rest of you.
ANYWAY, I had this broad specifically in mind when posting it: http://www.ubersite.com/u/kthsgoodgrl
Right out of the gate she comes at you with, 'I'm 50 years old. Oh, and I love it when I have a cock in my shitter.' This sort of thing, http://www.ubersite.com/m/91532#2092897 , became the dominant theme in all posts to follow. Really it became the dominant theme every time she reviewed any other users post too.
I just re-read her entire history, the reviews anyway, and I haven't spent a more enjoyable hour on uber in months. Except for maybe when I was cheating in that poetry thing.
Thanks for the memory jog, Blitz_Bob.
4.) The Ubersite Post That Needs More Attention Award of 2008
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120183
As a genius amongst us said:
'this was woefully neglected by the uber masses.
shame on you, gentle morons, shame on you.'
I'm all tapped (typed?) out.
No attachment.
A+
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-10 04:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey this is an AMAZING post!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2009-06-26 08:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we need to bring back the 10 little story thing
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 16:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the insult throwing piece of this post has come and gone and i've already had my post bickering cigar while bathing in the afterglow, so i have nothing left for you.
get here more quickly next time, eh?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-23 15:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF is this doing on most heated? I started to read the comments to find out what was going on, but it appeared to be nothing but homo-erotic banter between two fat guys and the lavoratory monkey. That and who has is more out of shape, which between hartman and scourge is akin to arguing over who is uglier, Quasimodo or Joseph Merrick.
Decent post at any rate
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 15:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont even think russel brand is that funny scourge but he's ok and made me laugh occasionally when I saw him live. I just think SGT and various other people are biased just because of his performance on the MTV awards or whatever the fuck it was he was on when he insulted your ass clown of an ex president.
hell, i dont know why im defending this doofus. He's average. Very average.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've just viewed some of his work.
i don't approve of his eyeliner.
and, based off of the 5 minute video i watched, i agree with your analysis of his humour or lack thereof.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is russel brand, flounder, and which president did he make fun of?
the retarded one just gone? or the idealists dreamboat of today?
youtube links, if you please and if it's worth my time at all.
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cant youtube at work, and even if I could, trust me it isnt worth your time.
russel brand is some no talent brit assclown who is trying to make a name for himself over here.
and he was making fun of America in general, which I could care less about, but the jokes just werent funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fuck is russel brand, flounder, and which president did he make fun of?
the retarded one just gone? or the idealists dreamboat of today?
youtube links, if you please and if it's worth my time at all.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not ragging on russel brand because he bagged on our president, I'm ragging on him because he isnt funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, i love you ei.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wasn't actually joking, i was being serious with my woooah sally and being impressed but fuck you for not being impressed with my shirt, wow, im typing really quick here, because i must make haste, the badger parades in but 5 minutes, i apologise for any spelling mistakes and this extremly long sentence, no i dont. fuck you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice link
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that shirt is in no way impressive. colour me disappointed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooah sally, you run 5 miles every day??
are you mad?
how do you have time for that?
i swim 60 lengths 5 times a week and thought that was impressive
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har har, jackass.
it's only about an hour of jogging at a medium pace on the treadmill, but i'm lucky to have that much free time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually i am quite impressive, i may treat myself to going home now.
adios no more time to heat up this camel shit of a post
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and i walk an hour and back to work
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooah sally, you run 5 miles every day??
are you mad?
how do you have time for that?
i swim 60 lengths 5 times a week and thought that was impressive
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
similar to this
http://image.packshot.com/isp/erez?src=NLX/174791960.tif&width=600&height=500&clipcolor
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder who is fitter between SGT and Scourge and not in a sexual way
or including sex
no, no sex
who could run furthest?
who could cycle longest?
who could swim strongest>
we may have to set up a triathalon
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if he can swim much beyond the ability to keep himself from drowning he'd win that portion. i'm a horrid swimmer. but i run 5 miles every day and bicycle recreationally a good bit as well, so i reckon i'd take two out of three.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
chequered?
black and white?
blue and green?
i think we need a bit more detail to know if this shirt is really as 'cool' as you say it is. perhaps a camwhore?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge, basically, im winning, because i have cool hair and a wicked chequered shirt on.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 16:39:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are totally right about us, we just accept it!
but you ENGRISH are to busy putting out shit music and sending that douchenozzle Russel Brand over here to do anything about your oppression. Basically both of our cultures would rather Facebook than fight the power.
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look , Russel brand is a bit odd and a knob but if you rednecks cant accept him making jokes about your president then you all need to get out more. i recently saw him at concert near where I live *(not because i like him but because my gf does) and he explained the whole affair. meh, you lot are far too defensive.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 12:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry guys, i had to get on a conference call.
where are we? government, really?
snoozefest. wake me up when we get back to slinging personal insults.
ps, shift key is for sheep, hartman. rules are for people too cowardly to create their own destiny. one day you'll see the error of your typing ways, but it'll be too late. the man will have you in his power.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh naff off fartman, our government are just shit, you leave them alone! we dont defend our government in this country, we either just cant be bothered with it all or cause fucking havoc till they all resign.
im sorry to say but its you Americans who sit idly by whilst you get ass raped by whoevers in charge
we ENGLISH something, something, something
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you are totally right about us, we just accept it!
but you ENGRISH are to busy putting out shit music and sending that douchenozzle Russel Brand over here to do anything about your oppression. Basically both of our cultures would rather Facebook than fight the power.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhh naff off fartman, our government are just shit, you leave them alone! we dont defend our government in this country, we either just cant be bothered with it all or cause fucking havoc till they all resign.
im sorry to say but its you Americans who sit idly by whilst you get ass raped by whoevers in charge
we ENGLISH something, something, something
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please you Brits have been beaten down by your govt for years. At least our govt does it to us slowly so that we barely notice are civil rights being taken away.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im cool with the teeth thing but lack of self worth?
i have so much self worth its seeping out of my beautiful eyes!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and you're a Brit EI, which means you have horrid teeth and a total lack of self worth
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets face it, you're both American and therefore hideously fat AND ignorant
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.) i can move at a speed faster than a waddle without risking some kind of catastrophic cardiopulmonary event. (just had a physical, except for carrying all this weight, blood pressure normal, blood sugar normal, heart rate normal, Im one of those odd healthy fat people, probobly from doing manual labor most of my young life. Not saying it will stay that way, but as of right now, no risk of death.)
2.) i can see my penis when i look down. (I can see mine when I look down too, but its just the tip, oh AND I can use the SHIFT key when I type)
3.) because of a lack of an extra human's weight worth of blubber on my body, i can maintain an erection. (Like I said, I can get erections, just dont use them that much, and dont fault me for being good at licking pussy, I dont make fun of you for being able to cram cock down your throat for hours on end)
4.) my body does not smell like ham 24/7. (this one made me laugh, good one)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder who is fitter between SGT and Scourge and not in a sexual way
or including sex
no, no sex
who could run furthest?
who could cycle longest?
who could swim strongest>
we may have to set up a triathalon
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
avoiding the the questions out of shame, eh, flounder?
don't get depressed, i know the local kripsy kreme loves it when you get all down and drown your sorrow with a few dozen chocolate glazed, but that just keeps the circle alive.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyway a 34 inch waist in america is like 98 in Europe
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't actually read the review beyond the accusation of gay love.
and what is wrong with two sweaty men going at it anyway? as long as they don't both have mustaches, that is.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha @ EI
scourge you are a fat guy, just own up to it.
and for the record, my penis works just fine, I just never get a chance to use it.
and Im only a 46 waist spermtaster, so NAH NAH.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and besides, i've published the size of my penis on here before.
it's a whopping huge 4.2 inches. my wife says that it's the biggest she's ever had.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you not see my fat channel jibe?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sorry ei, but if you want to stay here you either have to be horribly cruel or funny.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you two are so gay for each other
next up after the break....Sgt measures his cock and asks scourge to do the same, after some deliberating they decide to COMPARE AND CONTRAST how it feels in each others ass before and after lube
tune in for the next exciting chapter, same time, same place, same fat channel
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 11:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
part 2, compare and contrast section:
me:
17/34-35 shirt
34 inch waist
you (you should replace my very conservative estimates with the real, much larger, numbers):
30/33 shirt
70 inch waist
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
involved?
hot dang deputy dawg, you know who u talkin too?
im the top banana
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
listen hartman, i know simon has you convinced that calling me fat hurts my feelings, but here is a lesson for you. a test as a sort of compare and contrast, if you'd like.
the following are T/F. i can answer T to all of them.
1.) i can move at a speed faster than a waddle without risking some kind of catastrophic cardiopulmonary event.
2.) i can see my penis when i look down.
3.) because of a lack of an extra human's weight worth of blubber on my body, i can maintain an erection. (hint, this is why you have to repeat some bullshit about orally pleasing a woman. your penis is a malfunctioning unit because of elephantine body.)
4.) my body does not smell like ham 24/7.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bathroom troll trying to be included below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont either of you pretend you are as gorgeous and chaming as this uber user
oooh hell yeah
ding dang do
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cant -2 a term like "hosebeasts"
but trust me, my mouth is enough to get attention from MANY a hosebeast. Dont have to be skinny to have people wanna be your friend. Then again, maybe YOU do...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-06-23 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stay off my posts, you attention starved goon.
perhaps if you were to starve yourself in other ways you would get more attention, and from real life women instead of uber's resident hosebeasts, hmmm?
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super awesome fat joke
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-06-23 09:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
RE-TAL
MUAHAHA
*kisses*
Submitted by moopy4u (user info) at 2009-06-08 23:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol i bet you WOULD be very cool to have a convo with.
I like your post. A+ indeed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-08 22:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BIRTHDAY?
Well happy getting older time to you!
Here - you can have this again:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98644
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-06-08 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy belated birthday, scourgey.
I was suffering the after effects of a NIN/Jane's Addiction show at the time. It was all worth it, though.
I hope it was a good one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-03 16:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i really really need your email address plz
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-05-27 14:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I *heart* scourge
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-05-26 14:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57222
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-04-30 03:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone involved with this post is correct.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-04-01 21:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do your issues stem from penis size or daddy molestation?
once i know i can help you.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didnt even read this. im assuming it was shit though. fucking putrid shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-26 11:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, we're all entitled to our opinions, friend.
i'm just glad you showed up to tell me yours.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-26 09:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
boring as fuck
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-25 11:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol @ retal
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-03-25 10:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a fuck about your wants or desires or happiness.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-03-24 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-24 12:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2009-03-24 11:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86612
Enjoy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This user sucks. And he's a pussy who I'd easily beat in an arm wrestling match.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, I'm just riffing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are... are you calling me oathmeal, bell?
i... well.
this is worrisome.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-24 10:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU Oathmeal.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'm sorry, but anyone named 'dangerdude' doesn't in any way deserve to have their ratings count. especially on a post of mine. i mean... i'm ME!
bart, i hope you'll rectify this situation in a timely manner.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-24 09:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2you!
Good day, sir.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got this far *
Cunt.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like kids, farts and the word cunt.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good list,
+2 cock in shitter.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-24 03:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very enjoyable list.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-24 03:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are going to negative two all of ubersite? All one hundred and twenty thousand some odd posts?
Have fun for the next thousand hours.
HEY SCOURGE ARE YOU READY TO GET METSMERIZED?
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-24 02:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU SCOURGE--IN FACT, FUCK EVERYONE
I WILL -2 ALL OF UBERSITE
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 02:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that video.
Shlongy mincing about on stage + the leather jacket + that song = Pure awesome.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 01:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for being a linkwhore
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-24 01:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not proofreading
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-24 00:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
c'mon, that's not pussing out, willard.
uber is a negotiating table.
i made a presentation to skrap after our opening gambits, he looked at it and made a counter offer. honestly i thought he'd go lower afterwards, because his first bid was pretty generous in itself, but what are you going to do, eh?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to puss out, skrapola!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Here's what I think and why.
2) My kid made a fart joke and I'm telling you about it.
3) Here's what I think and why.
4) Here's what I think and why.
Kids and fart jokes do little for me, but I don't get anything from ventriloquists or laugh-tracked TV either so I am clearly not your target audience for that vignette. The rest is certainly +1 worthy, so I'll revise my rating accordingly. Cheers.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm pretty sure lungfish approved of the part skrap hated.
:(
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red and beeltea.
lol.
@.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bubba, i'm sure you've warmed the cockles of yournamehere's heart with that inspriring tale of love and devotion and over indulgence in bathtub gin in much the same way you warmed the cocks of untold legions of small boys.
please be sure to keep expressing your disapproval of everything i do, as it lets me know i am indeed still on the right life path.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 23:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
heh, fair point skrap.
but i don't think i'm one of those people.
i think you should look at this less as a 'look at my kid' story, and more as a fart joke.
besides, there were three other components to this post that were probably all quite worse than that one.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-23 20:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 19:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-23 19:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a pile of dickheads
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Finally, YourName and I agree. . . . . . . . .
This sucked week-old sushi.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-23 20:44:39 EDT (#)
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You know how when other people tell you stories about how cute their kids are...?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 19:22:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-23 19:19:05 EDT (#)
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What a pile of dickheads
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-23 18:35:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-23 22:25:03 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:54:38 EDT (#)
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I still adore you Scourge.
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Aww that's ADORABLE. You guys should go make out. True love is hard to find.
I'll bet you two would even cuddle afterwards.
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As long as our balls don't touch - that's fine.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-03-23 18:25:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-03-23 18:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:54:38 EDT (#)
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I still adore you Scourge.
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Aww that's ADORABLE. You guys should go make out. True love is hard to find.
I'll bet you two would even cuddle afterwards.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 18:06:10 EDT (#)
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i was sure this would be on Most Viewed Messages by now.
you disappoint me, uber.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-23 18:00:42 EDT (#)
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Allllrighty then.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:59:31 EDT (#)
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um, excuse me Mr. YourNameHere, but i think i am owed at least the same consideration you give others. what happened to:
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:43:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:38:21 EDT (#)
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NO.
huh????
wtf, dude?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:54:38 EDT (#)
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I still adore you Scourge.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:52:34 EDT (#)
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You asswipe. I'm talking to my boss and I glance at my screen. I forgot to do the old alt+tab switch, so what do I see but this line leaping out at me...
"Oh, and I love it when I have a cock in my shitter."
+2 for work jeopardy.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:43:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:42:43 EDT (#)
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B @ H
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:42:11 EDT (#)
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heh, i've never been a B@W style of poster, lisherino.
...then again, if B@W is representative of bart's assessment of what passes for humour, i might be glad of that when looking at some of the shit there.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:41:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:39:52 EDT (#)
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i'm pretty sure i coined the term 'linkpimp' here on uber at this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/87312 .
even if i didn't, it still ranks far and away above the wretched 'linkwhore.'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-23 17:38:21 EDT (#)
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B@W