Biology, first year (566 hits)
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Submitted by billrhine (View user info) at 2009-03-20 18:46:34 EDT
"We will now examine the differences between the Citric Acid Cycle and the Calvin Cycle." My god, how I hated that biological bitch. Forced to take BIO101 for the degree, I suffered through not only the class, but also through the self-centered ramblings of the instructor with the big tits.
I imagine we have all had teachers who pissed us off, the ones who think they are god's gift to education This bitch would literally strut from her textbook to the blackboard, where she would write and draw mostly illegible babble that we needed to know. I tried my best to copy it all, but had to ask for interpretation, which always pissed her off. "What's wrong, Billy, are you retarded? Can't you read?" Yes, ma'am., I can read, but you don't seem to be able to write.
First time I said that I was asked to exit the classroom. After talking to the dean, I was not only allowed back in class, I got an apology from the bitch in front of the whole class. She knew damn good and well that I and others like me were her bread and butter, and she needed to stop being a bitch. It didn't fucking work.
"Billy, I know you went and whined to the dean about me, and I'm going to slam you for that." OK, you cunt, now we're down to the meat of the matter. "I'm so sorry, teach, but you are the one being the cunt, not me. Fuck with me and you will go down, Remember, the dean is my mother." The look on her face was so funny I almost laughed, but I held off, waiting for her reply.
"Alright, Billy, you got me. Your mom can fire me, but what if I tell her about the time you grabbed my tits? Will she like that?" My answer was the one I had rehearsed many times: "My momma knows I'm a virgin, and she won't believe anything you say. So, how's about you suck me off and shut up?"
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-23 13:41:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-20 22:26:08 EDT (#)
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no one in your illiterate inbred family has ever been the 'dean' of anything
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-23 11:24:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2009-03-23 07:21:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MIll8178 (user info) at 2009-03-23 00:02:15 EDT (#)
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I find it disturbing that your sexual fantasies involve your own mother.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2009-03-22 20:39:00 EDT (#)
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I don't get it. It just ends. It needs a punchline or something. And how did the teacher forget your mother was the dean?
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-22 17:11:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-22 15:30:21 EDT (#)
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NO
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-03-21 23:46:53 EDT (#)
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I'd imagine most things would seem illegible when you're illiterate.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-21 20:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-21 17:06:48 EDT (#)
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Ha!
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Awesome review, although somewhat verbose. . . . .
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-21 17:06:48 EDT (#)
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Ha!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-21 16:24:45 EDT (#)
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Hit the road, Jack. Whatchoo say?
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2009-03-21 13:00:43 EDT (#)
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i totally care
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-03-21 12:15:18 EDT (#)
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The fuck?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-03-21 11:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-21 02:48:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-20 23:24:24 EDT (#)
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Or, maybe I should post all manner of dogshit to make the MVA. Hmmmm????
Don't mess with drunken old fuckers late at night. We get kind of touchy.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-03-20 23:15:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-20 22:55:16 EDT (#)
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Uh...
WTF was this???
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THIS was a pile of shit meant to piss off doodles, wildman, jonnyX, et al. Want me to write serious horror fiction type shit? Never mind. Sorry for being rude.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-20 22:55:16 EDT (#)
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Uh...
WTF was this???
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-20 22:26:08 EDT (#)
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no one in your illiterate inbred family has ever been the 'dean' of anything.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 21:38:35 EDT (#)
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canceled out
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 21:31:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2009-03-20 21:10:00 EDT (#)
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