Some St. Patty's Day gifts for Uberites... (781 hits)
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Submitted by PLANET (View user info) at 2009-03-17 11:03:27 EDT
If I left anyone out, my bad. You know the Big guy still loves ya...
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-18 16:09:00 EDT (#)
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His name is Jim, his older sister's name is Jessica...they also have a younger brother named Kevin and two younger sisters named Amanda and Lindsey. Big family, great people. Email me for the last name... astrasoleil.at.gmail.com
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-18 16:06:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:43:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Sgt. What part of PA?
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I just moved to Jersey, I was born in the Pocono's (stroudsburg area, near the border)
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My best male friend from college is from East Stroudsburg. Now he lives in Philly and his wife is a med student at St. Joes.
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damn Sage, small world. Hell if he's around 29 I may know him.
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Yeah, maybe you do, or maybe you know his older sister...she'll be 29 this year. He just turned 27 in December. I think they went to a private Christian school there but not 100% sure. Their mom was a teacher.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-03-18 14:13:00 EDT (#)
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"These are not the green we're looking for."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-17 17:01:00 EDT (#)
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Sláinte!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-17 15:10:35 EDT (#)
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not in the least bit entertaining.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-17 15:04:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:48:13 EDT (#)
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Where the FUCK is my Bushmills?!
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weren't you downing lagavulin a couple weeks ago? STFU you don't need more.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-03-17 14:10:33 EDT (#)
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There is no such holiday as St Pattys day you epically retarded fuckhead.
Its St Patricks day. You can shorten it to Pats day or more commonly St Paddys day.
Patty is a girls name and is not short for Patrick, never has been never will be.. Ever since some chinese slanty eyed wankers miswrote it on some cheap ass engrishised merchandise you cocksuckers seem to have embraced it wholeheartedly.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:48:13 EDT (#)
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Where the FUCK is my Bushmills?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:46:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:17:29 EDT (#)
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Weak attempt at kissing Uber C-Listers asses.
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awwwwww Shlongy I'll make sure I include you next time
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:17:29 EDT (#)
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Weak attempt at kissing Uber C-Listers asses.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:17:10 EDT (#)
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i got into work today and someone brought in green bagels. green food always freaked me out for st pat's when they did in school because i couldn't tell if all the green was supposed to be there :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:43:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Sgt. What part of PA?
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I just moved to Jersey, I was born in the Pocono's (stroudsburg area, near the border)
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My best male friend from college is from East Stroudsburg. Now he lives in Philly and his wife is a med student at St. Joes.
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damn Sage, small world. Hell if he's around 29 I may know him.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:43:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Sgt. What part of PA?
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I just moved to Jersey, I was born in the Pocono's (stroudsburg area, near the border)
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My best male friend from college is from East Stroudsburg. Now he lives in Philly and his wife is a med student at St. Joes.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:07:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:04:35 EDT (#)
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this is lovely, i adore green.
i fear my breasts are too large to be encased in such a top
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holy christ on a cracker, those yabbo's must be glorious...
I'll have to ask FJ to find out!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:07:04 EDT (#)
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Noted.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-17 13:04:35 EDT (#)
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this is lovely, i adore green.
i fear my breasts are too large to be encased in such a top
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:43:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Sgt. What part of PA?
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I just moved to Jersey, I was born in the Pocono's (stroudsburg area, near the border)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:15:10 EDT (#)
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I'm stuck in Warren. It's about an hour away.
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damn, I've only been to Erie once, and thankfully I was too young to remember the drive.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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Sgt. What part of PA?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:15:10 EDT (#)
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I'm stuck in Warren. It's about an hour away.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:14:18 EDT (#)
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The Erie one isnt that bad. It's in a white-friendly part of town. The "consumer" district.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:13:16 EDT (#)
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Drake your description is making me fucking drool.
but Im for damn sure not going all the way to fucking Erie, Im at the other end of the goddamn state.
I'll just stick to Yogurt and protein.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:00:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:56:35 EDT (#)
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you should have referenced that the users, minus rob i suppose, receiving gifts were all d-listers.
and some mention of the post being utter shite would have been nice too.
it would have saved me the click, you know?
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Point taken scourge, I'll remember for next time.
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And don't forget to mention ME. I need 50-ish more hits and I'll have 150K. B-list here I come!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:13:08 EDT (#)
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I love America, I love President Bush. Thank you for bringing democracy to Iraq
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:12:13 EDT (#)
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Erie seems like the kind of place that would have their shit together in order to bolster up a non-fucked Golden Corral and one that you can actually dine at.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:11:50 EDT (#)
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so the drake is a nigger
good to know
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:11:30 EDT (#)
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I bang my family...I fit right in.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:10:51 EDT (#)
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Golden Corral is a symphony of foods all convening in one spot for your consumption.
Fresh (non-mad cow) beef grilled to perfection in front of your very eyes. Spaghetti and meatballs just steps away. Pepsi AND Coke products at the ready. Garlic bread on demand!!!!
There is one in Erie, PA on Peach St. I go there about once every 2 months. That's pretty much the only reason I venture to Erie anymore.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:10:21 EDT (#)
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I have a Golden Corral about 1 mile from my house. The commercials make it look like they've got this amazing seafood buffet special but if my memory serves me correct last time I was there I didn't quite "fit in." There were too many niggers (not black people) and like scourge mentioned, a ton of white trash.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:10:14 EDT (#)
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Hey SICO!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/117491#2757456
Chop chop.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:07:56 EDT (#)
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oh he does something with horses
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:07:51 EDT (#)
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golden corral is an american eating establishment favoured by your white trash types, ei.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:07:27 EDT (#)
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Haha scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:06:40 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is 'sicosemen'?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:06:18 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what Golden Corral is.
Sounds like a nice place to go on holiday.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:04:24 EDT (#)
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Trust me. I've heard the grunts from the trough when he accidentally got a hold of my phone number. It sounded like he had a Golden Corral in his kitchen.
On a side note. I haven't eaten at Golden Corral in probably 10 years. Is it still as shitty as it was and is it still infected by the blacks?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:02:50 EDT (#)
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i dont buy this scourge is fat thing
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:02:14 EDT (#)
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Scourge is fat and not even on the list.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:02:12 EDT (#)
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rob bergs not even on a list
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:01:12 EDT (#)
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okay okay okay
EI is a b lister
rob is, i dunno... a c? c+?
no more revisions.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 12:00:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:56:35 EDT (#)
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you should have referenced that the users, minus rob i suppose, receiving gifts were all d-listers.
and some mention of the post being utter shite would have been nice too.
it would have saved me the click, you know?
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Point taken scourge, I'll remember for next time.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:58:42 EDT (#)
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scourge, you know full well im a b lister, as for the others, well, i cant disagree but cmon give me the credit i deserve
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:56:35 EDT (#)
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you should have referenced that the users, minus rob i suppose, receiving gifts were all d-listers.
and some mention of the post being utter shite would have been nice too.
it would have saved me the click, you know?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:55:32 EDT (#)
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Let's get loaded, indeed.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:35:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:30:40 EDT (#)
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My penis can already be found here http://www.ubersite.com/m/121394 well the base of it anyway.
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That isn't your penis. That would be my penis. Penis thief!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:34:27 EDT (#)
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I was all set to -2 this until I saw my name and you made it to: http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:31:36 EDT (#)
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exhibitionist below...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:30:40 EDT (#)
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My penis can already be found here http://www.ubersite.com/m/121394 well the base of it anyway.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:29:54 EDT (#)
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Good one SGT but good grief at comments, good grief indeed.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:27:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:10:34 EDT (#)
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Aw, I want to make a post, but all I have are cock pics :o(
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My teeth miss my mouth, much like your cock does. :(
POST YOUR PENIS PICS!!
Just kidding, that would be inappropriate.
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DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE!!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:25:28 EDT (#)
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holy shit Skull, I think I would just cry and piss my pants if I threw up blood.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:10:34 EDT (#)
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Aw, I want to make a post, but all I have are cock pics :o(
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My teeth miss my mouth, much like your cock does. :(
POST YOUR PENIS PICS!!
Just kidding, that would be inappropriate.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:22:15 EDT (#)
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Poor irish. Imagine belonging to a culture only known for getting pissed and being stupid.
Oh wait I'm Australian, I do.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:21:38 EDT (#)
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Thank god, I threw up some blood this weekend so im thinking about laying off the sauce for a little bit.
God speed.
*fwoosh*
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:19:30 EDT (#)
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I'll drink 10 for you SB, that you can be sure of.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:11:02 EDT (#)
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Wooo.
Staying sober this day today. :(
Good luck on the smashin tho.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:10:34 EDT (#)
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Aw, I want to make a post, but all I have are cock pics :o(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:08:12 EDT (#)
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Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with
fake IDs.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files
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HAH
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:07:29 EDT (#)
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And because sico also likes poop.
Won't be too long before Pheeley's up the duff again, we used the rhythm method and my timing's crap.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-17 11:07:22 EDT (#)
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Sage <3 Sarge!!