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Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2009-03-16 09:44:28 EDT
Green beer will turn your shit green. True story!
Now who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Court?
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-20 07:54:11 EDT (#)
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More people tell you what a piece of shit you are on this post than me. Interesting...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-20 02:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-19 23:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Rob_berg is troll fodder.
he is simple
easily manipulated
and a tree-hugging moron.
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Actually - if you cut out some parts, I'd say this is a limited, but fair assessment.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-20 02:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH look - jon jon and sphaggy together again - and tag teaming me! SWEET.
I take great delight in knowing that boasting about my fantastic life bugs you nerds so much. You do realize that these absurd conclusions about me get more and more desperate all the time... I MUST be full of shit - how can this guy BE SO HAPPY? How can so many people like him?
OH but they do. Nice people too - I rather like them as well. See we got this whole mutual admiration exchange going on - I know it's novel but we actually ENJOY talking back and forth throughout the day. Being nice is very rewarding, and making friends isn't such a bad thing... I know you like to consider it pathetic... don't worry we understand.
At the end of the day, I'm still the same likable retard I've always been - wasting time clicking meaningless responses to the droll rhetoric conjured up from you mouth-breathing mongoloids... I enjoy it, you enjoy it - the circle of shit continues and this cancerous dump benefits for all the fabricated drama.
I will say this: for the few minutes I get to construct my glorious long winded reply to your continued stupidity... well I just smile like a motherfucker and marvel at how awesome I am.
It's good to be me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 02:08:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 14:43:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...
ps - my car is WAY better than your car, my wife is smokin' hot and my entire life is filled with more awesome than your blackened little soul can even comprehend. I enjoy being better than you.
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and yet, you still spend all your time around here. How does that make you 'better'?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-03-19 23:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-18 10:40:16 EST (#)
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Hey everyone! rob_berg doesn't take this site seriously! He just uses it for a bit of fun! You can see that in the 20,000 word dissertation he has shat out below!
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Rob_berg is troll fodder. For all of his delusions of grandeur, the fact remains he is a simple, easily manipulated, tree-hugging moron.
The proof lies in the fact that a dimwitted fuckwad like Snacksonsemen can con him into reviewing over and over again like he has here.
It's indisputable science. I'm sure the douchebag and his fraternity of ugly troll hags will come and try to refute it now with their pseudo intellectual "noise".
Have fun heating this dogshit up again. I'm sure it tastes even better when it's warm.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-19 10:46:22 EDT (#)
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Haha, prepare for a slew of comments with sico calling people 'something and a half'.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-19 10:43:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-18 17:59:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-18 05:41:52 EDT (#)
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hilariously deluded.
youd make an awesome insane cat lady
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In fact, I don't think any of you dorks ever managed to 'win' any of these gloid-offs... you just pretend you do - so you keep showing up with your inexplicable smug superiority and boring uninspired rhetoric.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-18 10:54:25 EDT (#)
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I'm Plus 2-ing this on the fact that it has got some sweet argue action within.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-18 08:13:18 EDT (#)
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Dieing in house fires is weak in comparison to some of the things said on growingfamily. And I never "wished" that on you or your child. I just happen to know that you are probably the worst father in history and completely neglectful. Quit being an oversensitive bitch about everything you do here. No1 was right when she called you hypocritical. Whether or not you actually commented on the growingfamily site is irrelevant as you enjoyed it as much as the rest of us.
P.S. It may be a Daewoo but MY car can kick YOUR car's ass.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-18 05:41:52 EDT (#)
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hilariously deluded.
youd make an awesome insane cat lady
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-18 01:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and further: How can you possibly think it matters to me whether YOU of all people believe me, Samwise?
hehe- you are a dense motherfucker ain't ya?
AND: I am fully confident if you took the time to actually read some of the genius I have hankered down and squeezed into this shithole, you'd realize that all of my verbose diatribes have handily hung your pasty ass out to dry.
I rock. You suck. etc.
In fact, I don't think any of you dorks ever managed to 'win' any of these gloid-offs... you just pretend you do so you keep showing up with your inexplicable smug superiority and boring uninspired rhetoric.
SEE? LOOK AT THIS SHIT? IT'S GOLD... and completely wasted on morons like you.
>kisses!<
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-18 01:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love how you still haven't figured out that I have no need to lie about such things Sammy.
I'm one happy little fucker... ask around. I see you are still a boring, dour, lazy little bitch.
And just as greasy as ever, no doubt.
Things just don't change around here... they just slow down.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-18 01:05:51 EDT (#)
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i remember coming up with a pretty decent call in one of my first rob-bashings when i likened him to an appliance - a toaster to be exact - as he just says the same thing over and over and over, like some little response-bot. pretty much nailed it right then.
i reckon he has a doc with a few responses and ctrl-c ctrl-v's his way to 'victory'.
tell us all again how happy you are. we'll believe you this time, i promise
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-03-18 00:53:25 EDT (#)
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lolconjecture
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 20:03:59 EDT (#)
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Hey everyone - spittin' out 20,000 word dissertations is fun - especially when you rock it out BERG style, yo.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-17 19:40:16 EDT (#)
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Hey everyone! rob_berg doesn't take this site seriously! He just uses it for a bit of fun! You can see that in the 20,000 word dissertation he has shat out below!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 18:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I have 3 posts on most heated. + fucking 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-17 18:06:55 EDT (#)
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Goddamn, Uber drama facinates me. I'm glad im working late tonight!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 17:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Newsflash no2 - your conjecture doesn't hit the mark any closer than mine does, yet you still keep drawing from the lame well time after time.
As for your stupid question - I don't make such jokes, never have - don't find them all that funny.
This site affords chickenshit subhuman little dorks like you to hide in the e-gutter and launch all kinds of filth at those of us who choose to be more transparent in our online participation.
Which is cool... if not rather pathetic.
I've posted pictures of my kid because I think she's adorable - and she's a happy, wonderful little girl. I've enjoyed most of what the people on this site have said - and laughed along with most of the jokes. I didn't get 'upset' with the fact that Simon prognosticated her death in a house fire, I simply asked - who says that kind of thing? Who says that about any baby - let alone one that you actually know belongs to someone.
We humans have free will and as such have the capacity to say (or type) anything our little heart desires. The mark of a person with real substance doesn't use a username to act like a miserable little shitstain - there are LOTS of ubersite folks who shine through their monikers.
You are not one of them. Neither is Simon Iachini.
ps - my car is WAY better than your car, my wife is smokin' hot and my entire life is filled with more awesome than your blackened little soul can even comprehend. I enjoy being better than you.
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-17 17:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121446#2871571
Instead of your feeble minded conjecture, why don't you answer that you hypocritical sack of lard?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-17 17:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahahaha, nice guesswork detective dipshit, to bad you missed by a mile and failed to trigger a nerve. Better luck next time. In the meantime, you can console yourself with the fact that while I may have a better career, more money, drive nicer cars, etc etc, I will give it to you that I don't have a massive belly or an ugly baby. So you definately got me there. Enjoy the shallow victory, tubby.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 17:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think ANYone would have trouble kickin' No2's pansy ass around.
Unlike our narcissistic pal Simon here - who just enjoys publicly being a mongoloid fuckwit - the main reason No2's such an online antihero is all that pent up rage he's acumulated from being bullied on all his life, getting picked last for any team, and failing miserably in almost every social situation he's ever faced. Classic loser.
That quiet skinny loser at the office party sitting alone and picking his nose? - That's our pal no1hasdis. (...and really - who picks such a gay fucking user name?)
But you just keep plodding away being just as miserable as you can be No2 in this safe online environment where you can be at your huffiest and puffiest... I know it fills your saggy loins with joy.
I'll be over here knowing how much better I am than you.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can hold on to that fantasy scenario for comfort all you want, toots. It will never happen.
I'm just saying that you, Simon Iachini, with all of your advanced interweb skillzors, have inspired the very real desire deep within my very soul - to punch you right in the face.
So good job on that. I'm sure whatever single alcoholic parent who did such a terrible job raising you would be very proud.
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The only "fantasy scenario" here is your fantasy that you could land a single one of your pudgy hands on anything short of a downs-syndrome paraplegic midget before getting a complete beatdown.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can hold on to that fantasy scenario for comfort all you want, toots. It will never happen.
I'm just saying that you, Simon Iachini, with all of your advanced interweb skillzors, have inspired the very real desire deep within my very soul - to punch you right in the face.
So good job on that. I'm sure whatever single alcoholic parent who did such a terrible job raising you would be very proud.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:28:24 EDT (#)
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I would crumple both of you with devastating accuracy before either of you could make it within 2 feet of each other
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:24:36 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure you'd make one advance at me and find yourself waking up with a distinct recollection of me kicking your ass...3 maybe 4 punches. You'd be knocked out after the first one and the 3rd or 4th were so I can laugh and not feel bad.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although Simon - I can honestly say that if I ever did find myself in the same room as you - I would be hard pressed not to bash your smug fucking head in.
Which, by all rights, is a pretty impressive accomplishment on your part.
You can list that in 'other skills' on your resume.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:18:30 EDT (#)
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Opinions don't help you when you are crying, Rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:16:40 EDT (#)
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Who's cryin'?
Pointing out what a human skid mark you are is hardly new... and lets face it, not uncommon.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-03-17 16:07:11 EDT (#)
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You could not be any more repressed
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 15:55:55 EDT (#)
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Look at Rob crying. It's so cute.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-17 15:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a disease.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/121363
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 10:33:31 EDT (#)
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The more I think of it, the shirt I had in mind for orange could quite possibly appear as yellow :(
What is a sico to do?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 08:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And then I will humiliate you by pointing out that it is, in fact, yellow.
I used to play snooker with a colour blind guy, God that was easy money.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 08:50:30 EDT (#)
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FJ, mate, I'm going to don an orange shirt tonight, take a picture with the same camera, and post it sometime tomorrow or this week.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 08:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dreamy, but COLOURBLIND!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2009-03-17 08:43:25 EDT (#)
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Oh man. You are SOOOOO dreamy!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-17 05:31:56 EDT (#)
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Orange, sico, see. Perhaps not an official verdict, but a moral victory for Scotland nonetheless.
Suck it.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-03-16 21:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-16 20:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better tattoos on the inside of a porta-potty.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-16 18:02:03 EDT (#)
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That shirt is fucking orange. I have spoken, discussion over.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-16 17:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the holy fuck
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-16 17:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It DOES turn your shit green.
YOUR shit.
My shit is always caramel in colour, has the texture of silk, and gives off the aroma of buttercups.
My piss, however, has the scent of sewage. I'm not sure if this is due to alcohol consumption or testicular cancer.
I'm hedging my bets towards the former, but that may be naievity on my part.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:53:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 20:35:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha @ Octomom...that bitch is ridiculous. That's one of the first times she's been brought up on uber to my knowledge.
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Huh?
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The stupid bitch who got artificially inseminated and is now doing porn. She has like 14 kids total but she just had 8 at one time and she's on welfare, etc.
I was laughing at homie's Octomom inference...not the fact that he was calling YOU Octomom. She's a crazy Angelina Jolie wannabe bitch.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont expect everyone to like me, and I'm sure your opinion is shared by many.
Thanks for being *tactfully* snarky about it, in any event.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:53:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 20:35:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha @ Octomom...that bitch is ridiculous. That's one of the first times she's been brought up on uber to my knowledge.
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Huh?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:43:54 EDT (#)
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Sage, stop it. People don't have to like you for the sun to rise, which is probbaly a good thing. I'm not going to speak for toe, but personally my issue with you is that I find most things you say/write boring.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:39:50 EDT (#)
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It's orange. Fact.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha @ Octomom...that bitch is ridiculous. That's one of the first times she's been brought up on uber to my knowledge.
Sico has nice furniture and a nice house with a huge yard.
Toe is a Sage-hater, no clue why. :(
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:32:35 EDT (#)
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I hate to say it, but Octomom does have a point about thumb tacking sheets on your wall...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:24:07 EDT (#)
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tapestry? lol.
looks like student digs to me.
you can get proper poles to hang ya 'tapesty' better than just tacking it to the wall.
also is that a coconut on the dresser?
:)
toe, i can only imagine your house is littered with ashtrays, empty wine bottles and the smell of dirty sex.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:12:07 EDT (#)
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I didn't get that either, Toe. Because I have a tapestry on one of my walls? I have rather nice furniture that a student wouldn't have and by all other means the house isn't typical of student housing except for me having 2.5 roommates. I'll admit that my room was a bit messy when this picture was taken but that's because I was in the middle of ebaying things.
I fucked toe's mouth. FACT!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-16 16:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you truly live like a student
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how do you figure? going by the picture? I didn't read the reviews because they'd more than likely be stupid and irrelevant. If you're going by the picture that must mean I live like a hobo.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Sico...I'll distract Redskies by making out with him while you get the chloroform, eh?
Then we'll photograph you shitting green all over him and we'll come up with something else funny and/or American like to do to him.
This was a gay review, sorry.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really predictable.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really gay.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:41:18 EDT (#)
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k
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you truly live like a student
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:51:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:38:29 EDT (#)
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Is it below, EI?
HAR HAR
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:35:18 EDT (#)
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there is some epic fag action on this post
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure your harem will be pleased. :)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:20:41 EDT (#)
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I am a little loose around the middle but that's from not running in weeks. I did just convalesce from the flu but weather permitting, I'll be back on 2 miles today.
Come 2 months I'll have my 6-pack and 6-pack.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No dude...I dont eat healthy food unless it's yummy and trust me these are like Dorito quality tasty. Frito Lay makes 'em and they're lower in sodium than comparable crisps...not to mention an oz of these babies is 1/2 serving of vegetables. WIN-WIN, MAHFUCKA!!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:17:52 EDT (#)
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Flat Earth veggie crisps!!!!!
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damn I bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that...
then again my lunch today consists of air and coke zero.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone either says Sico is too fat or too skinny. He is fine for his height...what are you, Sico...170ish? He's fine, people. A little loose around the middle lately but that's the beer/weed.
And my ass is getting a bit rounder...having to wear the stretchier jeans here lately. Busy season has me a bit more immobile than usual. :(
On that note, LUNCH TIME!!! Yay PBJ and Flat Earth veggie crisps!!!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
very gay. very.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seeeeeee? At least Sico can dish it AND take it...and Sgt, for the record...I've seen him do very nearly that. Except instead of puke it was pee and instead of a bed it was a coffee table and instead of a dog it was a couch. :(
STRONG RUM BE DAMNED!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look too skinny. Are you eating?
I have officially turned into my mother. Next I'm going to be calling you at an inopportune time just to chat, and keep you on the phone for a half hour with my rambling gossip. Prepare yourself.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:05:01 EDT (#)
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sico you look like the type of person who would puke on someones bed and leave it in the morning.
after you banged their dog.
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ABSOLUTELY BEST REVIEW! I literally LOL'd.
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:57:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no, FJ. Shlongy's not invited here...he'll -2 bomb this post and ruin its good rating and lower the morale around here.
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Sadly, all too true. I like to think I am entirely responsible for uber's good mood today.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:05:01 EDT (#)
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sico you look like the type of person who would puke on someones bed and leave it in the morning.
after you banged their dog.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is it full of rum yet?
fill it with rum now!
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Seconded.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No no, FJ. Shlongy's not invited here...he'll -2 bomb this post and ruin its good rating and lower the morale around here.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:42:56 GMT (#)
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It's dry and unopened.
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Just like, um, someone's minge! Shlongys' wife, yes, that'll do, just like Mrs Shlongy's minge!
Booyah!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say it's more "orange-red".
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:45:30 EDT (#)
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Motion granted. Shirt is deemed "red-orange" pursuant to scourge's outlined synopsis.
Voting motion, closed. Symposium over.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:42:56 EDT (#)
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It's dry and unopened. I guess it still has coconut milk in it. How long can a coconut last before it's milk spoils?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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the motion hadley made is always in order, pursuant to rule %res8900drj-2
i move that the red-orange faction caucus immediately to deliberate further on the implications of hadley's motion.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:40:00 EDT (#)
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is it full of rum yet?
fill it with rum now!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:38:56 EDT (#)
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HTBD,
Valid point, but as votes were cast after your motion we'll have to leave it open for at least another hour whence upon you may motion to close the vote again.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:38:04 EDT (#)
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Fallen,
My buddy (I call him Jew unit) brought back a coconut from his trip to FL. His name, Jew Unit, seems really fitting.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:31:00 EDT (#)
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red-orange
maybe orange-red
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's road cone orange.
why is there a coconut there?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:25:02 EDT (#)
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anyone else picture FJ as sitting around a Victorian looking computer wearing a top hat and monacle?
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Yeah, but I also see him caressing his Van Dyke beard in a dastardly manner as he plots conquest.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am such a stereotype. Sigh.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just to be difficult, that shirt (as photographed here) clearly falls in between red and orange. Ergo, all parties involved are correct on one level or another. I move that the vote be ended on these grounds. Anyone second?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
anyone else picture FJ as sitting around a Victorian looking computer wearing a top hat and monacle?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well sico, I have posted, HAVE AT IT!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: I'm talking to Holden today...what D was talking about with that purple shit...yeah, I'm getting some. H@YG.
_____________________
Fucking liar.
WHAT???
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: I'm talking to Holden today...what D was talking about with that purple shit...yeah, I'm getting some. H@YG.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but that's Diet Irn Bru, it is a completely inferior beverage. Ah, I didn't know you could get Bru over there, that is good to know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, you're so tragically British, Bell.
I'm drinking coffee and chain smoking...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sage, you're just high...
I watch 3 neighbors use a gravity bong last night.
I don't really understand such things, but I guess it was glorious. They were quite stoned.
I simply drank my beer and did the almighty "point & laugh."
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Oh snap, the roommate PC and I made one about a week ago. I took four or five GB's yesterday and didn't come out of my weed coma until this morning when I showered.
Fantastic.
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Yeah, roomie can't hang. He passed out before Eastbound & Down came on!! LOOOOSER!!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
F.J. I don't think we know what Irn-Bru is *NOT* because we aren't as brilliant as you but probably because we don't belong to the same "community" as you.
Evidence here: http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZPRW060803104903PIC.jpg
:) HEHE
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muaaaaahahahahahaha!!
xoxoxoxo
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm drinking Irn Bru and eating a Boost. You people probably don't know what these are, but that's because you're still not quite as brilliant as me. Yet.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!!! @ FJ
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, describing it as a 'beej' makes it sound like some kind of Indian nibbles.
And I quite believe you, perv:
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-13 17:27:23 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS...that girl above isn't using her hands properly. She should be cupping the balls while stroking the shaft...that's the proper way to give a BJ...or at least PART of the proper way. There are other things she should be doing too...but I've been specific enough, I suppose.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sage, you're just high...
I watch 3 neighbors use a gravity bong last night.
I don't really understand such things, but I guess it was glorious. They were quite stoned.
I simply drank my beer and did the almighty "point & laugh."
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Oh snap, the roommate PC and I made one about a week ago. I took four or five GB's yesterday and didn't come out of my weed coma until this morning when I showered.
Fantastic.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:01:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop failing, everyone below. The shirt is RED.
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Go suck a big one.
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You threatening me with a good time?
I can't do that, FJ. I havent given beej's to many people and its probably better that way. I'm too good at it...my talent shouldn't be wasted on the masses.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God damn it, do I need to use my special phone to get everyone to vote. *I* did call "all members present" but that wasn't really a request so much as a bat signal.
Pffft!
It's actually 2-2 because our votes count as well...at least mine does :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sage, you're just high...
I watch 3 neighbors use a gravity bong last night.
I don't really understand such things, but I guess it was glorious. They were quite stoned.
I simply drank my beer and did the almighty "point & laugh."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:01:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop failing, everyone below. The shirt is RED.
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Go suck a big one.
1-1
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 11:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop failing, everyone below. The shirt is RED.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCKity upshit. God damn. Even with the flash this shirt appears to be red.
You fine folks just got yourself treated to another camwhore to be shown this week with me wearing an orange shirt!
MORE MUSCLES!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:57:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably due to the camera's flash, the shirt appears in the photo to us as ORANGE.
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Yes.
1-0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's clearly orange. ORANGE.
It may be red to the naked eye, but in this picture it's as orange as Oafy's bum hair.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Probably due to the camera's flash, the shirt appears in the photo to us as ORANGE.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't ruin this streak.
SICO IS A DELICATE LAD WHO HAS NEVER DELIBERATELY HARMED PUPPIES!!!
See? There can be such love.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
UBER VOTE ASSEMBLY IS NOW IN SESSION.
FJ Bell vs. Sico
Addendum to color identification, Vol.1 ⌡404-02
Call to stage: All members present.
In re: Is shirt in picture above red or orange?
Declaration: Sico says red, FJ Bell says orange.
Vote to be tallied.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care, so long as I see SOMEONE'S tits.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ I AM NOT POSTING A PIC OF MY WIFES AMPLE BEAUTIFUL TITS.
+++++++++++++++++
You could just post a pic of YOUR tits, we wouldn't know the difference, I'm sure.
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damn oathy, what did I ever do to you?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spike.
My tits are way hairier than Pheeley's.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See that orange garment you're wearing - do you yanks call that a shirt, or a t-shirt?
Over here a shirt is something with a collar and buttons.
Don't get me started on the whole 'pants' debate.
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I almost posted today about something similar to this train of thought.
FJ...I've heard that Brits pronounce "Nike" differently than us Americans. My question to you is, which does Nike rhyme with?
A) Spike
B) Spiky
A prompt answer would be much appreciated.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ I AM NOT POSTING A PIC OF MY WIFES AMPLE BEAUTIFUL TITS.
+++++++++++++++++
You could just post a pic of YOUR tits, we wouldn't know the difference, I'm sure.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's definitely orange. I compared it to the red thing on my penis, and they're not the same.
Sarge, post your wife's and I'll post Pheeley's.
Simples.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ I AM NOT POSTING A PIC OF MY WIFES AMPLE BEAUTIFUL TITS.
STOP E-MAILING WITH REQUESTS!!!
HAH
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's both a shirt and a t-shirt, but the best description would be a "garment for covering my god like muscular build (a.k.a. t-shirt).
And that would be red, you color blind cotton candy picker.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See that orange garment you're wearing - do you yanks call that a shirt, or a t-shirt?
Over here a shirt is something with a collar and buttons.
Don't get me started on the whole 'pants' debate.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sgt, post your wife's tits. Go on.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Etc.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha sico you're alright, once you see the pic you may change your mind.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will +2 bomb your post and make sure everyone else does it too (I have a secret phone that calls all uber users) ensuring it stays on the front page, Sgt. You can count on me, I'm a moderator of this site.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what I swear I said the same thing. I like that shirt.
I think im gonna post a camwhore today of me and my brothers from my wedding.
I wanna see how fast it gets bumped from the front page.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the post, not the poster. I love that t-shirt. I bought a popeye t-shirt at the weekend, I heart it.
Um, yeah there was this old lady lying still on the ground and not moving with a crowd around her...I think she was dead. Has freaked me out a little SO I'M TALKING A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS TO TRY AND CHEER MYSELF UP!
I really, really like ducks.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ you saw a dead person?
was it Bruce Willis?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Must be in a particularly weird mood if you are giving out +2's to sico. How out of line for you, no?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am in such a weird mood today, I saw a dead person at lunch time, don't think that helped.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 14:20:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But you'll happily snog away if you are bought a few drinks, yes?
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Yes. :)
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DO YOU SEE, BLACKBERRY, I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET SOMEWHERE IF I WAS NICE! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WOMEN, I AM LIKE ROMEO! HAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But you'll happily snog away if you are bought a few drinks, yes?
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Yes. :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And in completely other news, I hope that Fritzl fucker is strung up in public and gutted. "Ooh, it's not my fault, I was abused as a child," give me a break.
Seriously, I queue up to piss on him while he swung.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no, really? And here I was thinking that if I was friendly, a girl from somewhere in America would come all the way across the Atlantic to have sex with me! I mean, that's how the world works, isn't it? Yes, I really, really thought that was a distinct possibility. You have opened my eyes, friend, now I see the light! Oh, where will I turn to now to sate my desperate longing for companionship...I always thought ubersite was the pantheon of dating websites...o, woe is me...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's not going to fuck you mate, no matter how nice you are. Button up, your desperation is showing
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No way, FJ gets more play than the grass at giants stadium. I think he may be my father.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's not going to fuck you mate, no matter how nice you are. Button up, your desperation is showing
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 10:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:59:47 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't had sex at all this year, huh? It's only March after all, when is the equestrian mating season anyway?
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PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME TIME AS THE ACCOUNTANTS OF AMERICA ANNUAL BALL!
Honestly, get some new material. Leave sage alone.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't even have to BUY her drinks. I've seen her make out with a ton of people.
And, I'm off to take a poop and eat some snacks.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haven't had sex at all this year, huh? It's only March after all, when is the equestrian mating season anyway?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DID NOT MAKE OUT WITH RECTAL!! She was happy I picked her up from her car accident and grabbed my head and kissed MEEEEE!!
I wish someone helped ME after MY mini car accident/hit and run at Baileys... :(
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Yeah, J told me about that.
Why did you just stand there instead of calling the cops or following him? Oh, blame it on the booze.
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I was drinking alllll day and I was hung as FUCK at that point and I didnt wanna deal with ANYTHING (especially not cops) at that point. I asked him for is insurance info and he was like, "I'm out, BITCH!!!" and then backed into a Cadillac full of black dudes and they were like, "oh HELL no!!" and raced after him! HAHAHAHAHA!! I still haven't called anyone about that...my bumper is jacked. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE LEARNING ABOUT SAGE AND SICO'S LIFE AND ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am kinda a makeout whore (when drunk anyway), and it is true I dont put out easily at all. I havent had sex at all this year.
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challenge accepted.
I think you like a skinnier fella though.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But you'll happily snog away if you are bought a few drinks, yes?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rectal is a nickname for my brother's girlfriend based on her last name. It's quite fitting even without considering her last name.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am kinda a makeout whore (when drunk anyway), and it is true I dont put out easily at all. I havent had sex at all this year.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Americans always drink and drive, I think that is terrible.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DID NOT MAKE OUT WITH RECTAL!! She was happy I picked her up from her car accident and grabbed my head and kissed MEEEEE!!
I wish someone helped ME after MY mini car accident/hit and run at Baileys... :(
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Yeah, J told me about that.
Why did you just stand there instead of calling the cops or following him? Oh, blame it on the booze.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait wait there is a person called Rectal?!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:53:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a +0 for...something.
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WTF?!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I DID NOT MAKE OUT WITH RECTAL!! She was happy I picked her up from her car accident and grabbed my head and kissed MEEEEE!!
I wish someone helped ME after MY mini car accident/hit and run at Baileys... :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats true, the +2 on this post is much like Sanjaya making it as far as he did on American Idol.
it almost mocks the entire structure of this site.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a +0 for...something.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ, thankfully for you, Sage is a notorious make-out whore! She doesn't put out that easily though.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just look so damn happy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's something not right about the positive 2 on this post.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I would rather like to kiss sage one day.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or maybe she doesn't get the abuse she deserves.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think sage deserves the abuse she gets.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats an elephant? Looks like the head of a snapping turtle with a lazer on its head to me.
but thats just me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
F.Y.I. I saw sage so shitty this weekend she made out with my brother's gf.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check out sico with the streak!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also me likey your efalants tapestry and you need a plant. I suggest a fern (would make a nice hanging basket) or a peace lilly.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fat titty's turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flab...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-16 09:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have points because I'm creeping around Uber looking for stuff to rate, and also for not posting your green poo.
ATTN: Oathy...I know you're creepily lurking too, and I want to let you know that I saw some Muscle Milk at the Kroger yesterday and thought of you. :) xoxoxo
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