ubercon - my cock (1199 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2009-03-13 10:15:36 EDT
OKAY - NORTH CAROLINA STARTING THE LAST MONTH OF JULY
BECAUSE WHEN you have shlongy money* like me, you can do this!
ps: non-class ubersiters not invitied
the rest of you alrady have my email.
CHEERS!
*the rest of you consisted of stupid poor college kids and computer users, if you can figure out my email and give me enough money I can find you a space on the nerd girl express.
!!!!!
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2009-04-28 16:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what part of nc?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
North Carolina!?
THAT'S IN AMERICA.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-24 06:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I worry about Rad sometimes.
Then I remember that he doesn't love me anymore so fuck it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-04-24 05:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FCKJ YOU JHNONNY X
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 02:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meep
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2009-03-17 06:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in if stevie's in
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-16 18:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-03-15 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahhaa, Shlongy doesn't have any money, not anymore at least.
How are those mutuals doing Shlong? Shoulda listened to me about 6 mnths ago.
PS. Badly.
I've definitely lost probably 25% of my net worth. Don't forget, buddy, I had a lot of my money "in cash"...thankfully.
It doesn't matter anyway..Like Shlongy will even LIVE to be 59 1/2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-16 18:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately, Shlongy will be in Tampa July 12-14 to see three A's-Rays games, which have a chance to be the "games of the year" in the American League.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like i'd travel farther than the local pub to meet uber people...pffft
that said, if you're ever at my local pub i'll buy.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-16 03:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*the rest of you consisted of stupid poor college kids and computer users, if you can figure out my email and give me enough money I can find you a space on the nerd girl express.
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Will 5 bucks and a John Deere T shirt get a ticket on the nerd girl express?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-03-16 01:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well fine i didnt want to be invited anyway
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-03-15 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahhaa, Shlongy doesn't have any money, not anymore at least.
How are those mutuals doing Shlong? Shoulda listened to me about 6 mnths ago.
Submitted by Rowsdower (user info) at 2009-03-13 13:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 for your cock.
+1 for pa
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 13:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA- I DO love PA, I just hate the heat (you were in the mountains!). Funny- I'm headed to Wawa in a few!
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Hey us valley mountain folk feel the heat too ya know! I SWELTER. Regardless, its better than Florida, my brother said that Miami beach is like a ghost town in summer, you cant even walk outside!
DAMN YOU for going to WAWA. Now that I live in Jersey all we have is fucking QuikChek. A lame fucking excuse for a Wawa or Sheetz.
Get a cream cheese stuffed pretzel for me Saccy.
Submitted by RAGE_TIME (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
UBERCON BULLSHIT MAKES ME RAGE SO HARD
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA- I DO love PA, I just hate the heat (you were in the mountains!). Funny- I'm headed to Wawa in a few!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE SUMMER IN PA, how can you not! I can taste the gin and tonics washed down with a WAWA sub now...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have Shlongy money and I hate summer in PA, let alone anywhere south of here, but I hope you guys have fun.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you for not congratulating me on MVA. I only did it for your adulation.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like that kid that invites everyone to his "sweet ass" birthday party and when no one shows up, winds up blowing out his candles alone, crying.
You DO (or at least did, I have no idea if you do now or not.) have a sweet ass beard though. No one can take that away from you, champ!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The last month in July? When's that?
Hmm.
I'm going to assume by your ratings of me that I'm included amongst "the rest" of the group.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do i know you?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wil sign you right up you wothless cunt
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it'd be awesome to hang out with you.