a confused monkey (847 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2009-03-13 07:30:52 EDT
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Submitted by MajulCartoons (user info) at 2009-04-06 07:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no content, unfunny, unoriginal...
pointless
Write something so i can rate it
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-03-16 15:26:45 EDT (#)
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i'm confused too...you thought this was worth a post?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-16 12:45:13 EDT (#)
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-03-15 20:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not confusing at all, he just ate too much asparagus.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-14 07:24:03 EDT (#)
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filename fail
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-03-14 01:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a confused FAGGOT
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-13 16:10:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by paranoiadestroya (user info) at 2009-03-13 15:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karl Pilkington!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-03-13 14:49:31 EDT (#)
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is that green pee?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 14:44:46 EDT (#)
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he's not sure if it suits him
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-13 14:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is he confused because he doesn't know where his moustache came from?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-03-13 14:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:27:48 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's got no nose! How does he smell?
/waits
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Terrible
harhar
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Aces.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-03-13 14:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange as always
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good OLD fg, always on the ball!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:27:48 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's got no nose! How does he smell?
/waits
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Terrible
harhar
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:29:50 EDT (#)
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he has two holes on the top of his head, so he can sniff the bananas out
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's got no nose! How does he smell?
/waits
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Horse > Monkey
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
love can build a bridge, between your heart and mine
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:49:01 EDT (#)
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I know that monkey that is the tea monkey!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:48:17 EDT (#)
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People can think what they want honey, they don't know the truth.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:45:55 EDT (#)
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i thought that too but no, big gay hurty comes along, spreading his asshole for uber to see.
you do realise people may think we dislike each other from our rather rude messages to each other
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:42:49 EDT (#)
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Nah, it reached a peak when you started asking about 'EI love'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:34:02 EDT (#)
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well i think it reached its peak when you commented AGAIN
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:25:52 EDT (#)
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As if this couldn't get any gayer...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:23:14 EDT (#)
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only a tiger if the drake asks nicely ;)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL @ DRAKE
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-13 10:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony the Tiger, below.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 09:59:07 EDT (#)
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yeah come on people, its frrriday
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-13 09:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a fucking horse....you get a fucking plus 2
PLUS FUCKING 2
PLUS TWO!
FUCK!
I HATE HORSES NOW.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:47:43 EDT (#)
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no fg, im not, i wouldnt want to scar you for life
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:37:12 EDT (#)
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Why? Are you planning to send me pictures of your peen?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:36:43 EDT (#)
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There's not a scale for my obvious beauty, but if words could describe it I'd be somewhere near "demigod of prettiness."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:36:00 EDT (#)
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oh yeah FG, you are quite correct, i bow to your superior knowledge.
you ever seen a monkeys penis?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:34:52 EDT (#)
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sico, how would you rate your level of attractiveness?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:33:29 EDT (#)
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THIS is a confused monkey
http://www.groovemachine.com/blog/media/dumbya.jpg
http://www.thenewsisbroken.com/images/bush-confused.jpg
http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bushmonkeyfun.gif
See?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:29:07 EDT (#)
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Shit.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:25:53 EDT (#)
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LOL TOTALLY AWESOME POST
LOL TAP
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:18:19 EDT (#)
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what happened to EI Love?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:15:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:05:43 GMT (#)
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And I told you that I'll send you nude pictures the day before the world ends.
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sounds like someone trying to hide a swollen tum tum.
(I chipped my manicure, no pee in my hair)
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the night is young
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:11:19 EDT (#)
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Well, Emission has masturbated himself into a frenzy again this morning...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:10:50 EDT (#)
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FG IS PREGNANT?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 12:05:43 GMT (#)
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And I told you that I'll send you nude pictures the day before the world ends.
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sounds like someone trying to hide a swollen tum tum.
(I chipped my manicure, no pee in my hair)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:10:02 EDT (#)
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UNSELAED RIGHT HERE bABY!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:08:16 EDT (#)
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Oh, those tricky dicks...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:07:18 EDT (#)
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LISTEN YOU RE-RE'S, I'M NOT PREGNANT!
It's impossible. The Man had a vasectomy years ago.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:05:43 EDT (#)
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And I told you that I'll send you nude pictures the day before the world ends.
Patience, pet, patience.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:05:32 EDT (#)
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Careful Emission, rumor around the campfire is that FG is quick with child...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:04:19 EDT (#)
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COOL, I CANT WAIT FOR THE SNATCH SHOTS
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:00:44 CDT (#)
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OH thanks fg, THIS WHOLE fucking POST WAS JUST FOR YOU
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Naturally. As it should be.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 08:00:44 EDT (#)
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OH thanks fg, THIS WHOLE fucking POST WAS JUST FOR YOU
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:58:51 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA @ skrap
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:56:22 EDT (#)
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i feel nothing but scorn for your monkey
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:55:29 EDT (#)
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Glo stick, eyes all pupil... Clearly the monkey is at a rave, probably in SoHo someplace hanging out with all his friends, coming home at 9AM and sleeping all damned day. Little shit oughta get a job, I say. I don't care if he's young and full of energy, those other monkeys he's hanging around with are trash! They get him into all kind of things and he's dumb enough to think that it's OK! I mean, this monkey has a FUTURE if he can just buckle down and apply himself to learning a skill or getting an education. Hell, he could go to college and make Dean's List if he'd put half the energy into studying as he does to staying out all night carrying on with his friends. Chimps! Oragutans! Do you know I saw a fucking Rhesus in the car last night when they came to pick him up! I will not lower my voice and I don't care if you have a frind who is a Rhesus. You can't trust them. They steal. No! I doesn't matter if I've been drinking, I can have a few beers after work and still have a point about him. The little shit has got to learn to straighten up and get his head together and stop this irresponsible behavior. I'm going to wake him up and lay down the law right now! MONKEY! Get your miserable no-account behind down here this instant! You need to listen to me! Listen. I work hard all day so we can have... Yeah, it's another lecture and you're going to sit here and listen and maybe you'll fucking GET IT this time! Oh, you think you going to walk away? Just you sit down and... Don't you push me you little fuck, I'll kick your little monkey ass all the way to the Army recruiting office! Push me again you... That's it, you little fucking bastard, take that! Here's a boot, and another! And.. Let go of me, Jesus, he attacked me! I was just... Shut up shut UP! Shit. Monkey? Get up, monkey. Monkey?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:55:09 EDT (#)
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Yes it is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:51:06 EDT (#)
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we are certainly not feuding!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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damn EI, you and FJ are feuding still?
that monkey has the same face my dog gives me when I get ready for a shower, she cocks her head and gives me this look like "wow, I dont think thats the way people are supposed to look"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:43:49 EDT (#)
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did someone pee on your hair?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-13 11:42:15 GMT (#)
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my day just got so very terrible.
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What's up?!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:42:15 EDT (#)
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my day just got so very terrible.
cute monkey
Submitted by AyeCarumba (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:33:32 EDT (#)
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Looks more like a monkey who is hugely disappointed at the girth of his newly purchased lightsabre.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-13 07:31:46 EDT (#)
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