Attn: Simon (1046 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2009-03-09 22:39:23 EDT
Yer a real piece o' shit.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-12 17:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought about adding skid marks - but then that just seemed gross.
Well, gross-ER than a floating Simon turd.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-12 04:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this little gem?
I am glad that isn't your toilet, it is filthy.
I'd have liked to see some skids, sico would def skid the pan.
What's with FG losing her cool at toe?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-10 23:41:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:00:09 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
45 minutes?
Damn, dude! Creepy McCreeperson over there in Canada, man!
Points still stand though, eh? :0 (<---Sage's creeped out face, hahaha)
this stupid piece of shit makes me flesh crawl.
i'd love to smash it in its teeth.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-03-10 23:39:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 15:07:23 CDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-10 14:10:53 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the only time when I've looked at a picture of Sico and not ended up wanting to punch grannys.
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oh really.
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Sorry, I don't speak cuntish. Translation?
lol over reaction from FG - been simon dipping you old crone?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-03-10 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-10 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm nothing if not terribly cryptic.
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I stared at the pic for nearly 4 hours before I got the joke. Damn you... You Maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-03-10 19:25:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-10 14:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny for a Canadian.
**************
And he did it all at 20% cheaper!
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-03-10 19:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't you mean CRAPTIC???
HAH!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-10 18:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm nothing if not terribly cryptic.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-03-10 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What I like is that you call him a piece of shit, his pictures are arranged like a turd, AND they are in a toilet! Am I the only one who caught that? It's subtle.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2009-03-10 18:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 16:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-10 14:10:53 CDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the only time when I've looked at a picture of Sico and not ended up wanting to punch grannys.
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oh really.
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Sorry, I don't speak cuntish. Translation?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-10 15:10:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the only time when I've looked at a picture of Sico and not ended up wanting to punch grannys.
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oh really.
*smirks*
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-03-10 14:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny for a Canadian.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-10 13:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BERG - FTW
I still want berg do do some remedial sketch of me. I'd even be willing to pay for it...
not much, but I'd pay something...
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You are next on the list, fella.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-10 12:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Best. Suggestion. Ever.
(see below)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-10 12:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You two morons should have a "Poop Off".
Loser flushes himself down the toilet, never to be heard of (on Uber) again.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-10 12:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berg deserves his props for this one.
It's the only time when I've looked at a picture of Sico and not ended up wanting to punch grannys.
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haha
Thanks, eh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-10 12:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha - no2!
Like that is my bathroom... although having black and white tiles would be kinda funky. No, unlike our pal Simon here, I tend not to bring the camera into the toilet area - it's kinda gross.
...and YOU judging 'wasted time' around here is ironically delicious.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-10 12:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-10 11:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your toilet is filthy, so is the floor around it. Instead of making shitty posts like this, why don't you get off your fat ass and clean it? Or at least train your worthless woman to clean it.
The fact that you would waste 45 minutes of your day, giggling at your own "funny" joke to boot, shows just what a vapid meaningless existenece you live. Successful career man my ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-10 10:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2009-03-10 10:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is fucking disgusting.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See if it weren't for trolls like me the resulting Utopiasite would have a front page FULL of posts of this high quality and all your friends would gather round to enjoy them!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wow, 504 WOOT!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read below, soulchild.
Also, it's no more funny than me sitting on a toilet pinching a "berg." It's the cocksuckery goons like you perform that make this "funny."
And now for the "this site started going down hill" speech: when this site became a haven for cliques it became boring (FOR ME ANYWAY). I'm less impressed with the hobnobbing partly because I don't come here for camaraderie.
Rob did a good job. You happy?
And what the fuck is up with all the 504 Gateway timeouts this morning?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read below, soulchild.
Also, it's no more funny than me sitting on a toilet pinching a "berg." It's the cocksuckery that goons like you perform that make this "funny."
And now for the "this site started going down hill" speech: when this site became a haven for cliques it became boring (FOR ME ANYWAY). I'm less impressed with the hobnobbing partly because I don't come here for camaraderie.
Rob did a good job. You happy?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Read below, soulchild.
Also, it's no more funny than me sitting on a toilet pinching a "berg." It's the cocksuckery that goons like you perform that make this "funny."
And now for the "this site started going down hill" speech: when this site became a haven for cliques it became boring (FOR ME ANYWAY). I'm less impressed with the hobnobbing partly because I don't come here for camaraderie.
Rob did a good job. You happy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Simon, to be truthful, sometimes I like you, sometimes i think you are a big fat pussy who cant appreciate other peoples hard work. This is a funny post.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do have to commend the effort here. I've never even seen photoshop. I'm more of an MSPaint guy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest, staring at Sico is worse than looking at faeces.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aww, EI, thanks for your input but if you saw Rob's whiny, pussy review last time I mentioned him you'd get it. Or, you can be a misinformed barnacle trying to attach yourself to yet another post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whining pussy below
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG FLY OFF THE HANDLE, CRY LIKE A BERG.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-03-10 08:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Diagnosed with Sicorhea???
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BERG - FTW
I still want berg do do some remedial sketch of me. I'd even be willing to pay for it...
not much, but I'd pay something...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im guessing Rob Berg must have eaten sage to get a turd that nasty
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berg deserves his props for this one.
It's the only time when I've looked at a picture of Sico and not ended up wanting to punch grannys.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The worry is, you are laughing at Rob Berg.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-03-10 07:13:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-09 21:48:55 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw that slimy turd.
I musta eaten something real ugly.
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I don't know which I laughed at more, the picture or this review.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 05:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and sage, how can you say this is creepy? you know sico..........fuck he is the creepiest mo fo alive.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-03-10 05:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor guy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-10 05:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE BOB RERG!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-03-10 04:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Props. Mad hellabomb props son. This was mofuckin' clever as shiiit.
Seriously though, and all douchebagery aside I definetly smiled.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-03-10 04:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of ass? Are you saying you had Sico inside you?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2009-03-10 04:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t - Berg
STFU - Sage
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-03-10 00:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gross
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-03-10 00:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Wow, Rob, I gotta say. This looks like it took a lot of effort...and the fact that you took this much effort just to fuck with Sico is a bit creepy, IMHO.
A for effort?
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uh... this takes about 5 min. 10 min if you're slow.
you're such a psycho, rob, for taking 5 minutes out of your day to make a poop photoshop of simon. like everyone else on this website doesn't waste like, HOURS a day on this website.
this is supposed to be funny because sico always posts pictures of poop and because he often acts like a turd. guess someone missed the joke.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have added a single kernel of corn
^^^^^^
nut
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:47:11 EDT (#)
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You should have added a single kernel of corn.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:46:46 EDT (#)
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my tolite isn't that white :(
i forgot how to spell tolite
that is no where near correct.
oh well.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob. ROB! Come on now, you know this was a bit creepy, I'm just giving you shit.
I'm still pointsing you, jeebus. xoxo
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
::applause::
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's amazing that those chumps, I mean chunks, stayed glued together on their way out.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This time was spent well enough for =2.
Yes, equals two.
Berg is a weirdo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
45 minutes... or roughly 1/5 of the amount of time you spent on Perkman's post today.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KIND of funny...better than I could do with the photoshop.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
45 minutes?
Damn, dude! Creepy McCreeperson over there in Canada, man!
Points still stand though, eh? :0 (<---Sage's creeped out face, hahaha)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh - it took me @45 mins... including wandering through his posts.
It was time well wasted... I giggled the whole time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Wow, Rob, I gotta say. This looks like it took a lot of effort...and the fact that you took this much effort just to fuck with Sico is a bit creepy, IMHO.
A for effort?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw that slimy turd.
I musta eaten something real ugly.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Impressive.
heh
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential
murderers.
-- Homer Simpson
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part 2)
thought this was quite well timed considering the post
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-09 22:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET THE FLAME WAR COMMENCE