hi (707 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.31 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2009-03-05 14:27:16 EST
hi
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-06-04 23:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUDE
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-03-11 13:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi! I finally learned to use the potty ALL BY MYSELF!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-03-11 12:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2009-03-09 23:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yo! where you been?
I flamed your first post on Uber, I believe. check it out.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-06 17:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-05 20:02:56 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Not unless they're willing to pay cash and she gets 10%.
-----
Why would anyone PAY to talk to you?
-----------
You'd be surprised.
They offer me £10 to come in their car.
I say 'give me £20 and I'll come in your face'.
Everyone's a winner.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-03-06 15:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oi, Oi
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-03-06 14:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
howdy
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-03-06 13:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you die from a serious case of syphilus.
But that would require you getting laid.
I hope you contract it from a filthy public toilet seat and die a virgin.
Fucker
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-03-06 01:39:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-03-05 22:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi!
did we get along? ihaven't been around in a while eitherand my fucking SPACEBARKEY is not working
andim durnk lolz
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-03-05 21:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, what's up? It's been awhile, huh? How are those hemorrhoids? I heard they started to bleed a little. I'm fine, by the way. I'm making respectable coin and have been married for a while. I've only slightly lost my mind and I can't find the bathroom anymore so I shit where I can easily remember to clean it up, like the fish tank or my neighbor's mouth. That was a pretty long sentence. Here is a short one.
Bye.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sup?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
watup?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Howzitgoin?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Not unless they're willing to pay cash and she gets 10%.
-----
Why would anyone PAY to talk to you?
_____
Because the way his lips move when he talks makes everyone think of sex. The really dirty kind.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yo, what's the good word
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-05 16:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heeeeeeey
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ok. hi.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this old dude.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Not unless they're willing to pay cash and she gets 10%.
-----
Why would anyone PAY to talk to you?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-03-05 15:01:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good ole days
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63115
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi back atcha
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Not unless they're willing to pay cash and she gets 10%.
Submitted by AW4416 (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything else you'd like to add?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhhh...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108417
but of a one trick pony huh?
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Howdy
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-05 14:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, hows your mum?