Kisses! (668 hits)
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Submitted by Espresso Tits (View user info) at 2009-02-27 17:58:50 EST
Last night at work the Fire Department brought us a young lady complaining of a "cockroach in her ear". I couldn't believe it. Fifteen minutes later, a few drops of mineral oil, and a pair of tweezers, and out comes a bouncing baby roach! We put it in the microwave to see what would happen. Lovies!
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2009-03-04 21:01:22 EST (#)
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k
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-03-03 13:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How'd I miss this?
Submitted by ndn27 (user info) at 2009-03-03 13:49:56 EST (#)
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i like to scratch my ears with toothpicks.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-03-02 16:17:39 EST (#)
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oh wow. the excitement.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-03-02 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have bird poop in your hair.
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-03-02 09:58:29 EST (#)
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-28 20:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
nothing happened, right?
i tried that once, it just crawled around until it found the screen where the emitter points out of, or maybe it was an air vent, and then crawled into the housing of the microwave. never used it again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-28 09:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-28 02:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emily you pretty blonde slag where have you been?!!! <3
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-27 23:34:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A bee flew into my ear once.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-27 23:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:10:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-27 20:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-27 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My pseudo-sister's estranged, deranged, and hyper-obese mother had a beetle crawl into her ear one night when we were kids, and it required surgery to remove it. She kept it in a vial for a long time as a conversation starter.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-27 18:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Captain, they put creatures in our ears."
Mr. Chekov, "The Wrath of Khan"