Ok let's settle this once and for all: Sprinkles or Jimmies (2668 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2009-02-24 13:36:39 EST
Say you have some ice cream/frozen yogurt/custard and you're looking to throw some toppings on it. Maybe you want to use some fudge or butterscotch or caramel, throw a little makeup on it. But you also want a little something extra to make it look nice and add some texture to your creation. You decide to use these little bastards.
What do you call them?
Are they sprinkles or are they jimmies?
Quién es mas macho...sprinkles, jimmies o Montalban?
This is the only time in your whole life that you will get to have an official say in this, so vote early and often. Tune in next whenever for the epic Pop v. Soda and/or Putt Putt v. Mini Golf showdown.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-16 13:05:11 EDT (#)
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How about a new Orgasmatron post?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-28 19:22:53 EST (#)
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you're cute.
You in place of sprinkles. Or you dipped in sprinkles.
Either way.
mmmm
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-28 16:25:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:18:38 EST (#)
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Once again the cocklicker inserts his dogshit. . . .
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-28 16:05:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-27 15:59:15 GMT (#)
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Yay, Lishy now has a whopping THREE votes for 'jimmies.
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and we have hundreds and thousands of votes for houndreds and thousands. Well, maybe not that many, but we have enough.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-02-27 22:18:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-02-27 11:25:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-27 10:57:49 EST (#)
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VINDICATION BELOW
Munkey aren't you from the Boston area?
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yes'm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-27 10:59:32 EST (#)
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One for every foot she is tall. Aww.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-27 10:59:15 EST (#)
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Yay, Lishy now has a whopping THREE votes for 'jimmies.'
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-27 10:57:49 EST (#)
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VINDICATION BELOW
Munkey aren't you from the Boston area?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-02-27 10:21:00 EST (#)
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we call them jimmies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-27 09:14:43 EST (#)
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Needs to leave the mountains and drive southeast for 2 hours for some jimmies below.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-27 08:40:40 EST (#)
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SPRINKLES! what in the name of holy cocksmith is a jimmie?
is this some west coast thing? I went to Vegas and tried to order perogies and they didnt know what it was...
I left immediately.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-27 06:31:51 EST (#)
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hundreds and thousands
Submitted by Cacoo (user info) at 2009-02-27 03:57:51 EST (#)
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Sprinles, what the fuck is a Jimmie?
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-02-26 20:04:24 EST (#)
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Sprinkles.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-02-26 19:49:08 EST (#)
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I asked my five year old daughter and she said sprinkles.
Then I asked Method's Mom and she said "mmmfghks", which is Black-Cock-in-Mouth for sprinkles.
Besides, I always though "jimmies" was slang for condoms.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-26 18:32:31 EST (#)
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hundreds and thousands or sprinkles for multi coloured
chocolate vermicelli for the chocolate.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-26 18:21:29 EST (#)
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Hundreds and Thousands.
Are we all agreed yet, or do I have to rape another turkey to prove my point??
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-26 22:46:36 GMT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-26 21:34:48 GMT (#)
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JIMMIES?!
Hundreds and Thousands you colonial scum!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-26 21:34:48 GMT (#)
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JIMMIES?!
Hundreds and Thousands you colonial scum!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-26 17:46:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-26 21:34:48 GMT (#)
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JIMMIES?!
Hundreds and Thousands you colonial scum!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2009-02-26 16:34:48 EST (#)
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JIMMIES?!
Hundreds and Thousands you colonial scum!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2009-02-26 08:18:03 EST (#)
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STFU and show me your cans.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-26 01:53:33 EST (#)
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They're just like PUSSY!!! Who cares what you call them, as long as they taste good???????
Submitted by Trypno (user info) at 2009-02-26 00:51:47 EST (#)
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Well I call 'em sprinkles 'cause you have to sprinkle 'em on, duh. And if there is a person running around in Philly that is cylindrical shaped and colored like happiness and also named Jimmy, I want to meet that person
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-26 00:27:46 EST (#)
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I found this on the intarweb:
"So what IS the difference between sprinkles and jimmies? Actually they're the same thing, it just depends on where you're from. If you're a resident of Philadelphia, Boston and many parts of New England, you might ask for jimmies if you want those tiny cylindrical candies on your ice cream. New Yorkers and a majority of other people call them sprinkles."
and we all no the intarweb is all knowing
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2009-02-25 23:21:23 EST (#)
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sprinkles, dur.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-02-25 22:22:21 EST (#)
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sprinkles.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-25 21:39:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:38:56 EST (#)
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This post has proven that people from PA are not to be trusted.
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*GASP!*
*speechless*
*Dies*
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2009-02-25 20:53:28 EST (#)
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I call them "A bag of dicks" then insist Ubersite eats them.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-02-25 20:18:19 EST (#)
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Sprinkles
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2009-02-25 17:11:21 EST (#)
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Sprinkles 4 lyfe
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-25 17:02:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-25 21:59:27 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:31:13 EST (#)
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Scourge, you also call them "things I put into my ass by the dozens so that it looks like Mardi Gras after the lovin'" don't you? Don't you.
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yes, poet. you nailed it.
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phew, I thought I was the only one....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-25 16:59:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:31:13 EST (#)
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Scourge, you also call them "things I put into my ass by the dozens so that it looks like Mardi Gras after the lovin'" don't you? Don't you.
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yes, poet. you nailed it.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-25 16:51:15 EST (#)
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Sorry FALLEN, but I have to quote you again:
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 20:09:29 GMT (#)
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"I was taken", "That never happens"
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 15:09:29 EST (#)
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WAIT I was taken out of context.
That never happens on the internet.
Sprinkles damn it
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-25 15:06:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:41:56 EST (#)
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Victory. Destroyed.
JoeyG FTW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:41:56 EST (#)
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Victory. Destroyed.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:40:05 EST (#)
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Ok, let's take some direct quotes from this here thread:
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:45:01 GMT (#)
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JoeyG is right. they are hundreds of thousands.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:52:39 GMT (#)
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"hundreds of thousands"
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 22:25:30 GMT (#)
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there are now more votes for "hundreds of thousands" than there are for "jimmies."
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:41:40 GMT (#)
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I'm changing my vote to hundreds and thousands. Whoever said that first is right
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:08:01 GMT (#)
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"ice cream with hundreds of thousands"
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:14:49 GMT (#)
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"ice cream with hundreds of thousands"
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Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:23:36 GMT (#)
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Hundreds and thousands
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Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:41:04 GMT (#)
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I know them as hundreds and thousands
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-02-25 12:01:32 GMT (#)
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Hundreds & Thousands - Proper British name.
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 12:43:55 GMT (#)
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A. "hundreds and thousands"
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Case Closed.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:32:59 EST (#)
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The damn things have no taste! Why put them on your eye-screams except for the aesthetic value?
Sounds dangerously close to interior decorating.
And I'm sure you know where I'm going with this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:31:13 EST (#)
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Scourge, you also call them "things I put into my ass by the dozens so that it looks like Mardi Gras after the lovin'" don't you? Don't you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:28:53 EST (#)
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WHATEVER YOU CALLS 'EM - I SEZ THEY DEEEELICIOUS.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-02-25 14:24:53 EST (#)
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Sprinkles.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-25 12:04:40 EST (#)
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my goodness you people have a lot of time on your hands.
i call those 'lightly sugared chalk bits.'
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-25 11:38:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:38:56 EST (#)
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This post has proven that people from PA are not to be trusted.
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but what about the amish and their fine quilts and hand made wooden furniture and gazebos?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:57:12 EST (#)
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No Skrap, your quality blowjob skills turned me gay.
Sophie Ellis made me rethink my sprinkle opinion.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:38:56 EST (#)
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This post has proven that people from PA are not to be trusted.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:34:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:43:55 EST (#)
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while I defend Sprinkles to the death it should be said that,
A. "hundreds and thousands" are more of a dot than a rod shaped sprinkle.
B. a Google image search found this
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/sophieellisPa_500x666.jpg
I might be able to switch sides with evidence like this.
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Sophie Ellis made you gay?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:30:35 EST (#)
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Ice cream with these things on it ?
ICK.
I would call these weinersprinkles....
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:08:03 EST (#)
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Here's a jimmy joke about your momma that you might not like
I heard she was a frisco dike
but on the real deal I'm talkin about you and me
toe to toe
t.m.u.t?
Your bark was loud but your bite wasn't viscious
and them rhymes we/you? be kickin are quite buttyliscious
you get with pooty poots
oh is it crazy?
with your momma and your daddy hollerin BAHHHHBY!
jimmies are weiners, as snoop dog so poignantly pointed out in Fuck wit Dre Day, or crippled kids, as seen in south park http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/b/T/sp907_Erection_Day.jpg. They are not delicous snacks. I have no clue what kind neandrolithic sub human would think that a delicious snack could be confused with a weiner but i hear they all live in philly. so there you go.
for future poo poo I'd like to say soda and think of people that say pop as the types that wear wife beaters and listen to kid rock and like kicking the dog and eating rotten bum doo doo in the hot summer sun and then possibly carrying on a long conversation with the bum whoose doo doo they just ate about the hardships of cheating people out of thier money. Although a quaint conversation the doo doo eater would be saying alot of words that start with h within an inch of the bums nostrils.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-25 10:07:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:15:28 EST (#)
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I say Jimmies.
And so does the pedophile driving around in the Mr. Softee truck.
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Thank you for being the voice of reason, Peon!
And everyone please note that Peon is from PENNSYLVANIA so she backs up my story!
p.s.- yeah- jimmies are cylindrical and softer than those numbery called ones. Why 5 syllables for the one of the teeniest things on earth? It's not science class, FFS.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:56:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:46:50 EST (#)
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Those are little teeth killers! My nephew once left a tooth in his ice cream and it was embedded in one of those damned things.
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Damn, dude. I gotta say...either your nephew's tooth was about to come out because he was that age, or a fluoride treatment is beyond necessary.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:51:35 EST (#)
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Jimmy Jimmy y'all Jimmy damn Jimmy yea
Gimme the mic Rob so I can take it away
Got more lines than the welfare office
Are you upset you'll never get to be as clever as this?
Spreadin' quicker than your mom have a feel but don't cop it
Yea I stole your beat but that's cause you dropped it
Crude as oil unrefined but slick
I'm gonna get you from behind like a gay convict
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
You're Spiro Agnew and I'm the Dick you answer to
You're sweating like a watermelon at a Baptist bar-b-cue
Sneaking up like celery yeah I'm stalking
I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin'
Nose to ground so this Bloodhound will sniff and follow it
I hope you choke on your pride when I make you swallow it
Screaming like a Mimi when you see me coming near you
Like a Kenny Loggins' record no one's ever gonna to hear you
Like a game of hide and seek it's all over if I see ya
Cause your yellower than tinkle and you'll be running like diarrhea
Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee
Tah rah tah rah tah rah boom dee a.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:43:55 EST (#)
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while I defend Sprinkles to the death it should be said that,
A. "hundreds and thousands" are more of a dot than a rod shaped sprinkle.
B. a Google image search found this
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/sophieellisPa_500x666.jpg
I might be able to switch sides with evidence like this.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:01:32 EST (#)
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Sprinkles - Yankee simpleton language
Jimmies - Yankee retard language
Hundreds & Thousands - Proper British name.
Respec' yo' elder Nation bitches.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-02-25 07:00:40 EST (#)
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Sprinkles.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:46:50 EST (#)
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Those are little teeth killers! My nephew once left a tooth in his ice cream and it was embedded in one of those damned things.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2009-02-25 05:41:04 EST (#)
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I know them as hundreds and thousands, which is a fucking retarded name for sprinkles.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-25 03:55:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:30:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:18:46 EST (#)
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stfu or stfu?
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Yessir, Canadiianns can't distinguish between cool and stupid, only because they are STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
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what does that even mean?
you're worse than bubba. oh wait...
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2009-02-25 02:23:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:24:42 EST (#)
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Ok, let's settle this once and for all.
They are called HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS. Not 'jimmies' or 'sprinkles' or 'jimmymcsprinklethingys'. Hundreds and Thousands.
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Hundreds and thousands are entirely different to sprinkles, hundreds and thousands are little spherical things and sprinkles are the more cylinder type things.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-02-25 02:14:42 EST (#)
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jimmies are chocolate; sprinkles are rainbow.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-25 02:12:16 EST (#)
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Which one?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-25 01:39:17 EST (#)
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Sprinkles, godamnit.
I'm feeling particularly moody right now. I think I'm going to go camp on a rob berg post.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:15:28 EST (#)
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I say Jimmies.
And so does the pedophile driving around in the Mr. Softee truck.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:41:29 EST (#)
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They're called sprinkles. Why would you call them jimmies?
(long pause)
Jimmy is my penis.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:30:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:18:46 EST (#)
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stfu or stfu?
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Yessir, Canadiianns can't distinguish between cool and stupid, only because they are STUPID!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:18:46 EST (#)
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stfu or stfu?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-24 23:08:12 EST (#)
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Remember that one time the gym teacher on Beavis and Butthead said, "Kick me in the jimmie," and Butthead kicked him in the jimmie? Yeah. That was awesome.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-24 22:57:14 EST (#)
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SPRINKLES: sorry, sac, but I am correct as always. .. .
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:12:24 EST (#)
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I call them "shots".
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:58:09 EST (#)
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Sprinkles, but I will never eat them againafter what I've seen done to someone using those little bastards.
Testicles were involved. Sweaty unshowered testicles.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:16:50 EST (#)
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i have just realized that my mother, who is supposed to be taking care of me right now, is trying to fatten me up even more by drugging me. now my stomach hurts and i may vomit from eating everything in sight. i am going on strike and will never eat sprinkles again
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:15:59 EST (#)
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FYI that wasn't google fight, it was just google search results.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:14:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:08:01 EST (#)
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Hitcount from Googlefight.com...
"ice cream with sprinkles": 910
"ice cream with Jimmies": 78
"ice cream with hundreds of thousands": 1
Question settled, I think.
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Yeah but if you leave out the space and search 'icecream' it's much closer-
"icecream with sprinkles": 1190
"icecream with Jimmies": 468
Obviously sprinkles is more universally accepted, but I still gotta represent.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:11:06 EST (#)
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SPRINKLES!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-24 19:08:01 EST (#)
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Hitcount from Googlefight.com...
"ice cream with sprinkles": 910
"ice cream with Jimmies": 78
"ice cream with hundreds of thousands": 1
Question settled, I think.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-24 18:48:03 EST (#)
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Sprinkles
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 18:41:50 EST (#)
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We invented Whippy ice cream.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 18:41:40 EST (#)
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I'm changing my vote to hundreds and thousands. Whoever said that first is right.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:31:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 22:25:30 GMT (#)
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FYI - there are now more votes for "hundreds of thousands" than there are for "jimmies."
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I'm not detracting anything from 'jimmies', I just consider 'jimmies' more as something I do in the morning when I wake up with morning glory and need some way to get my heart beating again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:25:30 EST (#)
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FYI - there are now more votes for "hundreds of thousands" than there are for "jimmies."
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:24:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 21:37:53 GMT (#)
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You lost the war. We get to call them sprinkles.
The end.
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We won both World Wars. Whilst we appreciate your input, it's still England 2 - Germany 0.
America had more balls than we did than to drop Little Boy. Kudos for that.
Killing all those japs and ruining the lives of millions would have been fun for me too, but WE ARE TALKING CONFECTIONARY HERE!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:23:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:08:38 EST (#)
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i'm 5'9 and outweigh you, and am not adverse to using purple nurples.
explain wtf a piggy bag and a croggy are.
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Are you sure you out weight me? besides, i'm gangly, extendable arms and that. Christ, I just remembered, you have actually seen full length pictures of me. you know all of this!1
A piggy back sorry, not back. is where i would carry you on my back as i walked to the destination. A croggy, is where i would sit you on the handel bars/back of my push bike, whilst i cycle to said destination?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:08:38 EST (#)
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sprinkles soda putt putt
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:08:38 EST (#)
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i'm 5'9 and outweigh you, and am not adverse to using purple nurples.
explain wtf a piggy bag and a croggy are.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:06:18 EST (#)
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I'm 6billionty foot tall though! I have a mean right thumb and I'm not afraid of using the odd raspberry to win a fight....you should be very afraid.
I will give you a lift where ever you want to go, as long as you don't mind it being a piggy bag or a croggy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:02:10 EST (#)
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i do not fear blondes. even dark blondes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:01:20 EST (#)
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also i'd let you rugby tackle me any time. your breasts are far too large to not cushion the impact. and it means you'd have to give me a ride since you're the one meeting me at the airport.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 17:00:42 EST (#)
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*cracks knuckles*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:59:52 EST (#)
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i think i'll make it a point to always land in heathrow so i can take the train. i really really like train rides. that and any other airport costs like $400 more.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:54:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:52:39 EST (#)
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"hundreds of thousands" is a vague phrase of description. everyone knows england doesn't have anything resembling sprinkles, your entire nation is fashioned with grayness.
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You just crossed the line missy. When you step off that plane (and i will find out where you're landing) you will step out into the drizzle only to be rugby tackled to the ground and made to repent.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:52:39 EST (#)
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"hundreds of thousands" is a vague phrase of description. everyone knows england doesn't have anything resembling sprinkles, your entire nation is fashioned with grayness.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:52:33 EST (#)
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I'll vote for "who gives a shit?"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:47:34 EST (#)
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I meant proper boiled bone gravy like my mum makes with a roast.
She used to watch in horror when i would pour her stews on to pasta....she is now a convert.
GRAVY FTW
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:45:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:14:34 EST (#)
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Sacy you got to clairfy, it's not meat like a stew, it's bones. that's where the flavor is bones in the sauce.
and if I hear gnocchi pronouced gin-o-chee one more time I'm gonna beat someone in the face.
it sounds like "gnaw-key"
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Only if you're American! It shouldn't be pronounced the other way either.
Fuck it. people can pronounce it how they want, it just depends on where you are from.
JoeyG is right. they are hundreds of thousands.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:37:53 EST (#)
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You lost the war. We get to call them sprinkles.
The end.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:24:42 EST (#)
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Ok, let's settle this once and for all.
They are called HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS. Not 'jimmies' or 'sprinkles' or 'jimmymcsprinklethingys'. Hundreds and Thousands.
http://th04.deviantart.com/fs41/300W/i/2009/013/d/8/Hundreds_and_Thousands__by_t0x1c_d0LLy.jpg
I thought Americans spoke English.
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT? ENGLISH MUTHFUCKA, DO THEY SPEAK IT?
Ahem.
The English consortium have given in to 'Marathon' being called 'Snickers' and 'Opal Fruits' being called 'Starburst'.
We spawned the language, but long have we conceded to American commercialinism (WTF?)
Can we not keep the one bastion of The Queen's English by enforcing the correct title of the shit we throw on our frozen junk? (And I'm not talking about the secret penis photo collection we share in our freezers).
Hundreds and Thousands FTW!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:22:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:48:57 EST (#)
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That's coz mine is shaped like a leg.
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Mine is shaped like a baby's arm holding an apple
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:18:13 EST (#)
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eh, they put meat in some of the sauces. bolognese is a good example.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:14:34 EST (#)
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Sacy you got to clairfy, it's not meat like a stew, it's bones. that's where the flavor is bones in the sauce.
and if I hear gnocchi pronouced gin-o-chee one more time I'm gonna beat someone in the face.
it sounds like "gnaw-key"
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:06:30 EST (#)
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As a former manager of one of the largest Ice cream shops in the country, I speak with truth.
sprinkles.
so let it be written,
so let it be done!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:04:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:58:18 EST (#)
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You'll need some fishing line, pie weights, duct tape and about 115 other Lilliputians to pull that off.
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way to take a shot at both of us...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 16:04:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:46:49 EST (#)
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Katy, most Italian style tomato based, aside from marinara, DOES have meat in it, hence, gravy. But as a household term, no one is bothering to ask 'is there meat in this so I know whether to call it gravy or sauce?' because 9 out of 10 times there is meat in it and even if there wasn't that would be dumb because it would only waste time before dipping the bread into the giant vat of goodness. We use it as a general term for any red tomato based product put over pasta. My grandmom was off the boat from Naples and died 70 years later still with an accent, and it was always called gravy. so whatever anyone else calls it, to me, it's gravy.
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see i'm only being a pain here. i know that italian families call it gravy. except for any of the ones that are married to bits of my family. my personal branch was all egg on toast for breakfast, potato something for dinner and tea with every meal anyway. i usually visit my guinea cousins for meals and the sauce/gravy thing never came up i think because i can't recall us specifically referring to it. everything was just put on your plate without asking.
i really really want some stuffed shells now.
<3 (that's a butt not a heart, i'm mooning you with love)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:58:18 EST (#)
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You'll need some fishing line, pie weights, duct tape and about 115 other Lilliputians to pull that off.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:56:38 EST (#)
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I'm going to kidnap and drop you off in the middle of South Philly's Italian market with this post taped to your chest.
You won't last a day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:53:45 EST (#)
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It comes with the curly-toed shoes, rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:49:16 EST (#)
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Look at Lishy with her own special vocabulary.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:46:49 EST (#)
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Katy, most Italian style tomato based, aside from marinara, DOES have meat in it, hence, gravy. But as a household term, no one is bothering to ask 'is there meat in this so I know whether to call it gravy or sauce?' because 9 out of 10 times there is meat in it and even if there wasn't that would be dumb because it would only waste time before dipping the bread into the giant vat of goodness. We use it as a general term for any red tomato based product put over pasta. My grandmom was off the boat from Naples and died 70 years later still with an accent, and it was always called gravy. so whatever anyone else calls it, to me, it's gravy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:41:28 EST (#)
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Bad, Bad post
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:38:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:33:35 EST (#)
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HAHA LM not sure if you mean the same thing-
http://www.randyrants.com/2005/02/its_gravy_dammi.html
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and yet in italian the word for "gravy" is salsa, same as the word for sauce, even when it comes to tomatoes, unless it has meat in it.
goddamn guidos.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:35:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:31:47 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:27:19 EST (#)
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P.S.- I PUT GRAVY ON MY MACARONI.
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I'M NO LONGER ALONE!!!!!
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DEAR LORD
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:33:35 EST (#)
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HAHA LM not sure if you mean the same thing-
http://www.randyrants.com/2005/02/its_gravy_dammi.html
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:31:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:27:19 EST (#)
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P.S.- I PUT GRAVY ON MY MACARONI.
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I'M NO LONGER ALONE!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:30:17 EST (#)
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gravy on macaroni? that's like a pasta poutine. wtf?
i know you're short and all, but i'm pretty sure you're supposed to be eating people food.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:28:13 EST (#)
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Guinea princess below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:27:19 EST (#)
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P.S.- I PUT GRAVY ON MY MACARONI.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:25:40 EST (#)
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i have never heard anyone say jimies. it sounds weird. i think ice cream and yogurt shops even label them as sprinkles so you are wrong and jimies are lame.
now i want green tea frozen yogurt with strawberries and yogurt chips. i blame you
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:24:48 EST (#)
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Chocolate sprinkles are the best. i know people who call them jimmies, and they are wrong. "Jimmy" is a name only suited to paedos and truck drivers.
And rainbow sprinkles are just sugar on sugar, they add nothing to the flavor. Texture, perhaps, but not flavor.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:24:19 EST (#)
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You wanted an -ist. It rhymed with an existing term. Your expectations are too high. YOU fail.
Str8h8r.
Samesexist.
Similar parts before hetero arts.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:16:56 EST (#)
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Gaycist?
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
IM TOTALLY STEALING THIS. SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS...JUST THAT I'M ALT-TABBING MY WAY BACK AND FORTH HERE AND MY STUPID WORKPAPER AND I'M USING ALL CAPS FOR THAT AND DONT WANNA BREAK MY STRIDE.
BRIAN BLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEED!!!!!! I LOVE YOU.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:18:20 EST (#)
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was that seriously the best you could come up with?
literary fail O. i am disappointed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:16:56 EST (#)
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Gaycist?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:16:10 EST (#)
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I'm a faghag. I admit it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:15:45 EST (#)
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so you prefer the gay ones. is there a simple word for "likes gays over straights and is therefore still some sort of -ist"?
come on poet, help me out.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:12:42 EST (#)
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I only eat rainbow jimmies. I don't see race.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:12:10 EST (#)
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Jake.
JAKE.
HOW VERY DARE YOU.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86916
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:11:51 EST (#)
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also sac if you call chocolate sprinkles, jimmies, that makes you racist.
<3
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:10:23 EST (#)
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redskies: http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/scrapple.jpg
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:09:56 EST (#)
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I love how despite a Webster definition, a Wiki entry, and multiple internet references, this question is posed as if there is no such thing as a 'jimmy,' when in fact the question itself proves there is.
Some of us call them jimmies here. I know you call them sprinkles. Some of us call them jimmies here.
Now I want a Phillies helmet sundae with rainbow jimmies.
Thanks. THANKS A LOT.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 15:04:41 EST (#)
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Jimmy is dead, and his product nickname should die with him. That's only fitting.
And I've got family from NH, ME and CT that all say sprinkles, so who knows where the "jimmies are a NE thing" came from. Clearly this is a trick of disinformation spread across the internet by a jimmies fanatic.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:56:12 EST (#)
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jimmies can also be peniiiiii
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:55:47 EST (#)
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ubmitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:53:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:50:03 EST (#)
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new englanders do not call sprinkles anything but sprinkles. pa is not new england. we wouldn't eat scrapple either.
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The internet disagrees with you. And I DON'T MEED A GEOGRAPHY LESSON FROM YOU, THANKS.
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hey man i learned my geography from carmen san diego. that makes me more knowledgable than 99.8% of american adults.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:54:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:18:52 EST (#)
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Per Wiki: "In the northeastern United States, sprinkles are often referred to as jimmies. Most New Englanders consider jimmies to be chocolate and sprinkles to be the multi-colored variety, while the term "jimmies" is used more generically elsewhere."
Nice Boston fan, you.
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never in 23 years of living and traveling in new england, or in my family's entire 50-170 year history of living in new england have i ever heard anything other than the word "sprinkle" to refer to sprinkles.
wiki apparently doesn't know that pennsylvania is full of freaks and is not new england.
jimmies (v) to jiggle/break open a door or lock
jimmies (n) condom
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:53:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:50:03 EST (#)
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new englanders do not call sprinkles anything but sprinkles. pa is not new england. we wouldn't eat scrapple either.
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The internet disagrees with you. And I DON'T MEED A GEOGRAPHY LESSON FROM YOU, THANKS.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:53:13 EST (#)
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Oh shit, Redskies. Way to open up another can of worms (and by can of worms I mean vacuum sealed package of Scrapple).
My ex used to eat the hell out of some scrapple and I dont know what the fuck it is but he made me eat it, too. It's only "good" (and I use that term VERY loosely) when it's thinly sliced and pretty much burnt.
PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:50:28 EST (#)
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Wtf is scrapple?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:50:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:48:57 EST (#)
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That's coz mine is shaped like a leg.
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Yikes.
And inion, there actually *is* something of a valid argument against us, but I definitely agree with you that they're sprinkles.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:50:03 EST (#)
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new englanders do not call sprinkles anything but sprinkles. pa is not new england. we wouldn't eat scrapple either.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:49:11 EST (#)
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ONLY FAR TINIER!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:49:04 EST (#)
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seriously i go out for coffee and come back to 50 reviews.
IT'S FUCKING SPRINKLES THERE IS NO DEBATE.
I SHOULD ALSO PROBABLY READ THE REVIEWS BEFORE POSTING THIS BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING SPRINKLES!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:48:57 EST (#)
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That's coz mine is shaped like a leg.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:46:19 EST (#)
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My favorite euphemism for condom came (haha no pun intended for realz...lulz) from Redskies: condom = welly.
HAHAHA!!
PUT A WELLY ON YOUR WILLY!!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:44:01 EST (#)
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And occasionally dinner.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:43:54 EST (#)
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And lunch.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:43:48 EST (#)
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I call them breakfast.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:40:27 EST (#)
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Erm, those are sprinkles. Duh.
Now I want some Cold Stone...fuck you. Maybe I'll get it after I run, because we ALL know that running + ice cream is a GREAT way to a) stay trim and b) motivate yourself. FAIL.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:35:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:28:06 EST (#)
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So you're calling these things by a nickname and not their actual name.
The company made sprinkles, but people called them jimmies b/c of the dude who made them. That'd be like calling cotton gins "Elis" or underpants "Inspector #98s."
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Again, you don't pay ATTN.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:21:08 EST (#)
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"According to the Dictionary of American Regional English, "Jimmies" is actually a trademarked term for a brand of candy (not necessarily chocolate) sprinkles, which they explain are "tiny balls or rod-shaped bits of candy used as a topping for ice-cream, cakes and other sweets." Although "Jimmies" is trademarked, my guess is that the term was in generic use for many years prior to the founding of Jimmies as a brand name."
Referring to something by its brand name, as I give e.g.s of below but you didn't read those either, is not a new phenomenon.
And furthermore-
I promise never to question the usage of terminology that hails from the Philadelphia/tri-state area so I don't look as silly as someone whose family hails from New England, where the term "jimmies" was coined.
PWND
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:30:01 EST (#)
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You are most welcome, good sir.
Glad to help.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:29:07 EST (#)
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BECAUSE YES UNDERPANTS INSPECTS ALSO PARTICIPATE HEAVILY IN THE FABRICATION OF UNDERPANTS
It's also hard for me to hear you when your face is at shin-level. Please don't bite my ankles.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:28:06 EST (#)
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So you're calling these things by a nickname and not their actual name.
The company made sprinkles, but people called them jimmies b/c of the dude who made them. That'd be like calling cotton gins "Elis" or underpants "Inspector #98s."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:25:05 EST (#)
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Yeah um I pretty much told you that below but you DON'T LISTEN TO ME EVER
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:23:42 EST (#)
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Further adventures in Internetting:
"But where does the word jimmies itself come from? As with many food origins, there's a fanciful story. In the 1930s the Just Born candy company manufactured sprinkles. Seems a guy named Jimmy ran the the company's sprinkle-making machine and the name stuck."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:23:23 EST (#)
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SO I ASSUME YOU DON'T USE BAND-AIDS OR EAT JELLO.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:23:06 EST (#)
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Tooth Nukes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:22:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:21:40 EST (#)
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*ahem* "You have some ice cream/frozen yogurt/custard and you're looking to throw some toppings on it."
I have never heard those called "Jimmies" by anyone anywhere. I suspect you just made it up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:21:08 EST (#)
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"According to the Dictionary of American Regional English, "Jimmies" is actually a trademarked term for a brand of candy (not necessarily chocolate) sprinkles, which they explain are "tiny balls or rod-shaped bits of candy used as a topping for ice-cream, cakes and other sweets." Although "Jimmies" is trademarked, my guess is that the term was in generic use for many years prior to the founding of Jimmies as a brand name."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:20:12 EST (#)
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Speaking of Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprinkles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmies
Funny...they both direct to the official 'Sprinkles' entry.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:19:51 EST (#)
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Sprinkles, what's the deal with all this "jimmies" nonsense. That's just absurd.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:18:52 EST (#)
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Per Wiki: "In the northeastern United States, sprinkles are often referred to as jimmies. Most New Englanders consider jimmies to be chocolate and sprinkles to be the multi-colored variety, while the term "jimmies" is used more generically elsewhere."
Nice Boston fan, you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:11:13 EST (#)
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Webster and me.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jimmies
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:10:59 EST (#)
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Sprinkles of course. Jesus. That's like asking which is best America or Canada.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:08:24 EST (#)
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But I'm not on Facebook, I'm on Ubersite.
Also, you're the only vote for "jimmies" so far.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:07:34 EST (#)
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Jimmy HAT = condom, therefore jimmy = hangdown.
See also: rubbers.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:06:59 EST (#)
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Facebook has several groups dedicated to this question.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:06:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:50:31 EST (#)
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If you call them jimmies, you still might be seen as a ghey manz since jimmie is a euphemism for a penis.
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I thought it was a euphemism for condoms. or is that Jakes? I don't know.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 14:02:17 EST (#)
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No, you, YOU are the monkey, EI.
Hahahahaha, O-tron. You asshole. :D
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:59:29 EST (#)
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Trying to stay on MVA?
Good.
Sprinkles.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:58:08 EST (#)
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Hey I'm already The Ghey Manz That Writes Poems, so I can't really get a lot more ghey than that.
I could attempt a bowl cut and insisting on wearing velvet all the time, but that's really about it. Sprinkles it is.
Now run off to your corner of Eternia. I think Beast Man and King Hiss need you to help change out the litter boxes in Snake Mountain.
Submitted by Toddler (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:58:06 EST (#)
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SPRINKLES! YAY!
Now I wanna go to one of those make your own sundae deals.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:56:58 EST (#)
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well, i see, saccy is the monkey, well balls to my my monkey dance!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:55:45 EST (#)
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DAMMIT SACCY!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:55:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:55:25 EST (#)
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Monkey wants attention below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:55:12 EST (#)
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Stupid formatting
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:54:50 EST (#)
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bad ass?? lol
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:54:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:51:31 EST (#)
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And quit calling me Skeletor. I'm far more bad ass than that purple hooded pussy.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:50:31 EST (#)
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Either way, you're screwed.
If you make it a point to call them rainbow sprinkles, you might be seen as a ghey manz.
If you call them jimmies, you still might be seen as a ghey manz since jimmie is a euphemism for a penis.
So I guess the answer to your question is answered by another question. Just what kind of a ghey manz do you want to be?
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:49:19 EST (#)
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We call them sprinkles here in Maine
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:48:13 EST (#)
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Sprinkles.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:46:58 EST (#)
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That is not a valid answer, Skeletor. Please try again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:46:28 EST (#)
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Oh they totally do.
If by "a lot in common" you mean my post is a close examination of the regional differences apparent in the language used by the website's population and your reply contributes nothing to the understanding of dessert-topping-afficionado culture (DTAC).
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:45:09 EST (#)
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and this is why you get fat
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:45:02 EST (#)
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Freakin' New Englanders. I tell ya.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:42:07 EST (#)
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I guess my answer and your post have a lot in common then.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:40:34 EST (#)
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That answer is full of fail, rubberperson.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:40:05 EST (#)
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Oh yAYA!
Jinkles or Sprimmies.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:39:43 EST (#)
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fucking whiner. :p
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:37:49 EST (#)
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seriously sac it's fucking sprinkles.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-02-24 13:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
SPRINKLES