Masturbating on Skype with Mum. (313555 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-21 02:01:09 EST
22 years of drug experimentation, alcohol abuse and, according to mum "a conga line of skanks falling out of your bedroom" has led my parents to not expect a vast amount from me in terms of good, or even acceptable, behaviour.
But a boring, hungover session at the computer led to a situation so horrific I can feel the blood flooding my cheeks as I write it, and led to what must have been mum's last shred of hope in me ever becoming anything good flying out the window.
Yesterday I was surfing tube8 for some handy masturbatory aids (midget hunchback men, right? Hurr durr...) and clicking between two different movies. Our internet had slowed to a crawl for whatever reason and I was becoming increasingly irritated at the apparent dislike the "little red worm of loading" had for moving to the right across my screen.
Every time I began to get into the flow of things the movie would stop and sputter like the actresses involved were having epileptic fits. The fact my audio jack is also fucking out led to an unusual syndrome where all I'd hear for 20 seconds was a muffled electric buzz before "FUCK MY NINETEEN YEAR OLD PUSSY" screamed out through the house at about 150 decibels.
As you can imagine, it was by no means ideal wanking conditions but, as with alcohol, the bad stuff is better than no stuff so I was doing what I could.
"Jesse gets hot fuck sandwich" froze again as it reached the meagre limit of its loading potential and I changed windows to see if "Sasha first time cumgoblin fuckstick extravaganza" had loaded (sometimes I think those redtube titles are created by a bot that just inserts the word "fuck" into everyday sentences. Seriously... "Bitch gets fuckbath she deserves", anyone?).
So I go to switch between windows when a flickery glob appears in the middle of my screen. I click at it angrily a few times and it disappears, so I forget about it instantly and continue what I was doing, which entailed pulling my penis and sweating, and sometimes both.
About 20 seconds of aggressive masturbation later and the sound resolved itself once more, but this time instead of the usual "I love your cock in my pussy!" exclamation it sounded like a harried and struggling voice calling my name.
"Peter. PETER!"
As if that wasn't offputting enough, the voice sounded familiar. Like, a very bad kind of familiar. Like, the kind of voice that says "Have a good day at school, dear!" or "I laid out your jammies and made you some toast, hun."
Mum?
I minimised both windows and it took me some five seconds to realise what I was seeing. At the end of ten seconds, I had learned a number of valuable lessons.
These lessons include:
1. When your mother calls you on Skype, the "Answer" button pops up on top of whatever windows are playing, but if it's a full screen video then the "Answer" button can be flashing and illegible.
2. When you enable webcam calling, the webcam engages as soon as the call is answered.
3. When your mother calls you, only to find you masturbating vigorously in a dark room to what sounds like the mutant offspring of an air conditioning unit and a transformer, she will have trouble looking you in the eye for the remainder of the call.
4. A fully erect penis can become flaccid in 0.2 seconds when shown a small image of its mother, looking pale and asking "What on EARTH are you doing?"
Having made all of these discoveries, I closed skype and sat on my computer, in some combination of horror, shame and precum. I put a shirt on and tried to return the call. Mum answered, but had disabled her webcam and could only manage "Call back when you're ready dear, I'm just going out". I haven't called back.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masturbating on webcam is unlike any I have seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The moral of the story? There isn't one. I'm an idiot.
User Reviews
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2009-10-11 21:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2009-09-14 22:59:34 EDT (#)
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Why do all the porno girls, bless their hearts, have those hideous white block-cut French nails?
Is it an inside industry thing, like they're showing that they'e in the porn union or something. It scares me and makes me not want to be a lesbian. (This is Miss Cakes, not Mr. Cakes, but it scares him too. We're simple folks, like those turtles on Comcast commercials, but open to experimenting with other like minded non white-nail girls, and black guys with nine inches or more. --Just kidding, if you're not ten inches, fuck off.)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2009-09-03 08:31:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ms_Ann_Thropic (user info) at 2009-08-24 13:44:33 EDT (#)
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How very horrifying. But I'll bet you haven't stopped.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-08-05 11:16:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Heather_Danzig (user info) at 2009-07-02 23:47:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2009-05-26 17:35:22 EDT (#)
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masturbating vigorously in a dark room to what sounds like the mutant offspring of an air conditioning unit and a transformer
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Best line I have read all day. :)
Submitted by Ron193 (user info) at 2009-05-07 12:43:54 EDT (#)
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I can't imagine how unconfortable it was when you next saw her.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-04-29 14:41:32 EDT (#)
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grats dude
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2009-04-29 14:02:39 EDT (#)
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Its only cause it got on stumble and digg.
Fucking cheater.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-04-14 09:02:32 EDT (#)
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ditto what Spam said.
Awesome.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-11 13:29:23 EDT (#)
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Congrats dude.
Submitted by CalBarron (user info) at 2009-04-10 22:42:55 EDT (#)
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This one gave me hearty belly laughs.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-08 09:58:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 09:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 07:10:39 EDT (#)
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I was kidding.
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but hon, I still don't know what Skype is...
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Skype = the free internet phone call thingy. You can webchat with otherpeople if you have a camera too.
Think MSN Messenger but with phonecalls instead of text.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 09:48:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 07:10:39 EDT (#)
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I was kidding.
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but hon, I still don't know what Skype is...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-04-07 07:31:09 EDT (#)
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*sigh*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 07:10:39 EDT (#)
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I was kidding.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 07:04:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 06:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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Whats Skype? Never heard of it..
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Be Older...
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???
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 06:30:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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Whats Skype? Never heard of it..
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Be Older...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-04-07 06:06:42 EDT (#)
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Whats Skype? Never heard of it..
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-07 05:27:28 EDT (#)
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This needs MVM. I am championing it from now on.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2009-04-02 19:48:03 EDT (#)
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Ha ha. From now on put a sock over it. Your webcam, I mean.
Submitted by CrapWeed (user info) at 2009-04-02 18:59:59 EDT (#)
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Amusing.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-04-02 18:08:10 EDT (#)
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Fucking hell. this is about to make it to MVM. I can't remember the last time that happened.
Good fucking work.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-04-02 16:49:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by johnny.b.dumb (user info) at 2009-04-02 15:05:51 EDT (#)
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entertaining
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2009-04-02 14:29:09 EDT (#)
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...
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2009-04-01 20:51:52 EDT (#)
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you're too old to live with your mom, neckbeard. stop pretending to be a real boy and get a fucking job/life.
also, you're fucking stupid. idiotic, even.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-03-30 09:57:31 EDT (#)
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post of the year
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-29 19:51:38 EDT (#)
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Apologies.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-29 15:35:37 EDT (#)
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Drop your post somehwere else and get a shitload of hits here. Pretty chickenshit way of doing business, ashole.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-03-29 15:15:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2009-03-29 11:42:15 EDT (#)
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ha!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-03-24 08:17:52 EDT (#)
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Masturbating on Skype with Mum. (248000 hits)
Round number alert! Jesus fucking McChrist!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-03-12 22:28:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-03-05 13:51:41 EST (#)
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WTF is wrong with people on the internet? I don't even want to IMAGINE what people are searching for on Google that turns this up.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-03-05 13:32:15 EST (#)
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# Hits: 601190
hoo-hoo-hoo-HOO!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-03-05 11:34:53 EST (#)
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And THAT is why I keep the webcam disabled until desired use.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-03-05 10:50:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-02-25 06:19:23 EST (#)
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Reddit, generating more hits than a Bored At Work post since 2006.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2009-02-25 00:10:35 EST (#)
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that's fucked up
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-24 20:46:17 EST (#)
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MVA!
MVA!
MVA!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-02-24 10:50:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-23 06:43:53 EST (#)
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Christ, where did all the hits come from?
Men should take some tips off women. We NEVER get caught masturbating.
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Thats because (contrary to the stories told in pornography) women dont WANT to be caught. Men do, we seem to think that it will turn into some sort of carnal filthy-ness.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-24 06:31:19 EST (#)
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i have no idea what 'alkl' is but you can bet those dumb ass reddit users are totally alkl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-24 06:28:37 EST (#)
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congrats on b@w
reddit users would alkl continue to wank off until they splurged calling out 'yeah mummy, good mummy'. twats
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2009-02-23 22:37:27 EST (#)
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Congrats. You're a superstar on reddit now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-23 20:08:17 EST (#)
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121,000 hits for THIS???
I don't get it.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice title, and plausible tale
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-23 19:07:22 EST (#)
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Wow. THis got a fuckton of hits. Thanks internet.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-23 18:59:38 EST (#)
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its good material, but the story is meh.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-23 18:57:17 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by BruceCampbell (user info) at 2009-02-23 16:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Visualizing your anecdote has been very entertaining.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-02-23 16:04:50 EST (#)
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hitwhore.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7zhjq/the_most_shameful_story_ever/
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-02-23 16:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why is my reddit reviews having my ubersite posts in them?
this is uncalled for.
asshats.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2009-02-23 15:24:51 EST (#)
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Ho lee shit
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2009-02-23 12:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haven't been around here in awhile, stumble upon this on reddit... "what? ubersite is on reddit?"
I miss Oathmeal.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-02-23 11:01:05 EST (#)
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Must be good. It got 77,000 hits in 2 days.
damn!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-23 09:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just watched Baraka (again) while drunk but not high and seriously that movie is the only thing in the world that moves me. Fucking hell that shit is amazing. Samsara is gonna asplode my brain...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:59:09 EST (#)
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http://digg.com/people/Masturbating_on_Skype_with_Mum
hmm
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:58:06 EST (#)
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What the fuck is up with the hits?
Submitted by spittle8 (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:57:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:57:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 13:27:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1
I guess I was supposed to laugh but this is just an average story.
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For you, masturbating for your mother is a very average day isn't it?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-23 08:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I guess I was supposed to laugh but this is just an average story.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-23 06:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ, where did all the hits come from?
Men should take some tips off women. We NEVER get caught masturbating.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-02-23 05:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the worst part of this is that you didn't cum
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-02-23 05:43:05 EST (#)
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I just got linked from reddit
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2009-02-22 22:31:11 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGH. Cats are weird. Come hang out with me.
Submitted by Shallabow (user info) at 2009-02-22 21:59:12 EST (#)
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Conga line of skanks for the +2!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-22 20:54:05 EST (#)
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12,000 hits and no B@W?
Wat's goin on here?
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-22 20:04:03 EST (#)
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"3. When your mother calls you, only to find you masturbating vigorously in a dark room to what sounds like the mutant offspring of an air conditioning unit and a transformer, she will have trouble looking you in the eye for the remainder of the call."
Your mother was young once also and perhaps she was not as shocked as she seemed.
heh
and
woo
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read this post.
Submitted by Tyklo (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:43:05 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-22 17:20:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Trypno (user info) at 2009-02-22 15:47:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me lawl (yeah that's right, I wrote out the pronunciation, what now bitches?!)
And on a related note, I'm never, EVER downloading skype
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-02-22 15:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boys are gross.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-02-22 06:44:03 EST (#)
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Rating the wellington boots.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2009-02-22 01:12:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2009-02-21 21:48:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-02-21 20:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There are people on ubersite whom I have pity for, one of them being frankthebear. In his case it's mostly because he has never had the pleasure of matching pink parts with another human being, but that pity is solidified by the fact that he has fooled himself into thinking that sexual experiences are not something worth pursuing.
You are now on my list of people to feel sorry for, mostly because you're the guy with a liver made out of vaginas, but solidified by your being the guy whose mother gave him blue balls.
Just a heads up.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-21 20:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well you know that's not mathematically true, pecker_gong.
If you didn't show up to any of my posts the rating would be higher. Simple as that.
I'm glad you care so much about ratings, though. That makes this much more fun.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 20:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You ignorant bozo, you didn't hurt a thing. I just wanted to point out that you are a fucking moron. A retarded moron, if that is possible. Just STFU, idiot. . . . .!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-21 20:06:12 EST (#)
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, billrhine.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AND THINE, you chickenshit asshole!!!!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
thou
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck thee
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:40:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fine. Go FUCK YOURSELF, you idiotic shitheel. You are a fool.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
O' BILLRHINE YOU PARAGON OF VIRTUE HOW CAN I STRIVE TO BE MORE LIKE THEE?
PS: rob_berg secretly thinks that his posts would have ratings this high if it weren't for the "immature haters". Spoiler alert: rob_berg is wrong.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-21 19:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-02-21 16:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-21 08:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least she didn't see your "O"face
____
*dies*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-02-21 16:16:09 EST (#)
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And THAT is why webcams are the tool of Satan.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-21 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-21 13:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
: )
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I should follow the Bergster, but I won't. Mr. Cymbals, you will -2 ANYTHING I post, regardless of anything. I won't do the same to you because I am the bigger/better man. This +2 is for the post. Were I rating the post's author, it would be a -2,345,294 because you, Sir, are a fucking jerk. But only on your best days.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-21 14:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post was the fuckbath i deserve
Submitted by BobSandwich (user info) at 2009-02-21 13:58:10 EST (#)
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That'll happen.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-21 13:25:52 EST (#)
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: )
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-02-21 11:16:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
o_0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-21 11:03:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"a conga line of skanks falling out of your bedroom"
+2 right there
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-21 11:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-21 10:13:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your suffering amuses me
you're one of those people who "don't like" doodles aren't you?
at least you formulated an opinion of me
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-21 09:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha Ha this is brilliant. I was caught once a few years back, owing to a dodgy dial up connection. I'm still upstairs and my dinner must have gone moldy by now. Its been 5 years.
B@W
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2009-02-21 09:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-21 08:55:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2009-02-21 08:51:29 EST (#)
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interesting how this can be reversed.
I once pitter-pattered up the hall with a really heavy diaper to my parents room, noticed quizzically how the door was closed and reached up with my chubby-knuckled two year old hand on tippy toes for the door knob. I fumbled with it for a bit, it was high up and although I was walking like a cowboy and using my good free hand to readjust my pacifier, I managed to twist the handle and open the door, only to reveal my folks trying to lie next to each other in unthreatening pose without looking flustered.
"mummy i poo" i said, riding the ghost pony. "daddy i poo too."
They looked totally fucking freaked out, which really pissed me off because I was the one with a dump in his pants.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-02-21 08:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least she didn't see your "O"face
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-02-21 08:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Shit.
B@W material for sure, this news needs to be spread to stop it happening to future idiots!
And sorry for your loss (huge) of dignity, but you've made a worthy sacrifice towards bettering mankind.....and masturbation.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-21 07:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my mum (nun) can't even text.
b@w
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-02-21 06:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Freud has a word for this. Don't worry about it.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-02-21 05:17:25 EST (#)
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dude.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-21 05:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time she walks in I'd just say; "lit'l help here?", cause most Moms' know things.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2009-02-21 05:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Masturbating in your food is pretty cool until you realize it's all you have to eat...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-21 04:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mums should know what you are doing if you are on the computer,sheesh.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-02-21 04:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2009-02-21 04:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol.
Submitted by therealgeddylee (user info) at 2009-02-21 02:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, and I thought my run in with the parental figures whilst jackin' was bad, and there was a door separating us.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-21 02:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibitionist