Recipe Wanted (725 hits)
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Submitted by billrhine (View user info) at 2009-02-07 16:00:11 EST
I need a good recipe for Swedish Meatballs. I've tried several, but none come out like those made by an old woman in Maryland many years ago. Meat and sour cream are givens, but the proper spices elude me.
I don't give a fuck about the -2s, I just want a good recipe. Thanks.
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2009-02-09 22:01:05 EST (#)
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Try this one:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/swedish-meatballs-recipe/index.html
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-09 16:14:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-09 12:26:04 EST (#)
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Swiftly, and easily, the most irritating cunt on this website. By a fucking country mile.
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Now you done pissed off Shlongy. . .
:D
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-09 12:26:04 EST (#)
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Swiftly, and easily, the most irritating cunt on this website. By a fucking country mile.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-09 12:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucked any babies recently, you fucking worthless, alcoholic hillbilly?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-09 07:47:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-08 21:21:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-08 19:10:38 EST (#)
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lamb, grated onion, garlic, thyme, mice etc, etc..
how hard can it BE?
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Sure. Mice. WHAT THE FUCK do you mean, how hard can it be????
1) Mice? What a fucking idiot.
2) Lamb? No, real people eat beef, not sheep.
3) I have tried over the years to be nice to you, but you return the favor by being a cunt. Fine. Fuck YOU!!!
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AHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-09 00:39:37 EST (#)
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hmm, actually if anybody had given you a proper recipe i probably would have mades some this week. actually i still am going to make some, i think. swedish meatballs are always a good idea and last time i had any they came in a stouffer's box.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-02-09 00:31:28 EST (#)
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hahahaha @ below
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-08 21:21:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-08 19:10:38 EST (#)
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lamb, grated onion, garlic, thyme, mice etc, etc..
how hard can it BE?
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Sure. Mice. WHAT THE FUCK do you mean, how hard can it be????
1) Mice? What a fucking idiot.
2) Lamb? No, real people eat beef, not sheep.
3) I have tried over the years to be nice to you, but you return the favor by being a cunt. Fine. Fuck YOU!!!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-08 20:19:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-02-08 19:12:32 EST (#)
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So you finally admit that you like little balls.
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If I liked stupid cunts, you would be on the menu. Dumb twat.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2009-02-08 19:12:32 EST (#)
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So you finally admit that you like little balls.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-02-08 19:10:38 EST (#)
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lamb, grated onion, garlic, thyme, mice etc, etc..
how hard can it BE?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-08 18:58:26 EST (#)
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Fucking whiny loser. I hope against hope that you choke on those meatballs, moron.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-08 17:13:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-08 15:00:47 EST (#)
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Buy a fucking cookbook.
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AJ didn't bother to read my comments. No problem.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-08 15:16:22 EST (#)
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Oop, I did smile.
We should all strive to make these e-ratings as accurate as possible. There are delicate feelings on the line.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-08 15:15:00 EST (#)
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Go to Sweden.
Ask for meatballs.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-08 15:08:49 EST (#)
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i just go to ikea
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-02-08 15:00:47 EST (#)
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Buy a fucking cookbook.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-08 14:35:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-08 06:42:08 EST (#)
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http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=how+do+I+make+swedish+meatballs+%20because+I+am+retarded%3F
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:37:08 EST (#)
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Thanks, Joedaddy. I ask here because I've seen awesome recipes from other uberers. Yeah, I looked online and found about eighteen gazillion recipes. I just wondered what people here have.
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I can use google, too. I wanted to see something from here that would be good, possibly with some raves about how great it was. I guess experimentation is still in my future. You'd rather be assholes than share. Fine.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-02-08 14:09:43 EST (#)
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Ask this guy: http://thehurricanewatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/swedishchef2.jpg He knows how to make them
Bork, bork, bork!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-08 06:42:08 EST (#)
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http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=how+do+I+make+swedish+meatballs+%20because+I+am+retarded%3F
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 04:25:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:03:54 GMT (#)
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Expected, below.
Why you gotta be a prick all the time?
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OH GOD, that has to be the BIGGEST case of pot, kettle, black on Uber EVER.
LOL
I have made meatballs, but never swedish, I get them from the deli ready prepared but all the best with your quest.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:43:21 EST (#)
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*kiddo
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:37:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:23:04 EST (#)
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hemmingway also used words to convey a deeper meaning.
from what i recall, he wasn't too big on grammar either.
i don't see how this helps your case
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There is a lot you don't see, koddo. You simply want to argue. BTW, who read Hemingway to you?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 22:23:04 EST (#)
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hemmingway also used words to convey a deeper meaning.
from what i recall, he wasn't too big on grammar either.
i don't see how this helps your case
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:43:17 EST (#)
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Joe, I'm really not quite the asshole people say I am. . . .
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:38:23 EST (#)
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Wait a minute...this is Bubba2341???
damn
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:37:08 EST (#)
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Thanks, Joedaddy. I ask here because I've seen awesome recipes from other uberers. Yeah, I looked online and found about eighteen gazillion recipes. I just wondered what people here have.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:27:57 EST (#)
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Damn scrolly thing.....Because I'll talk to you!!!!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:26:35 EST (#)
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The whole fucking Internet at your disposal and you ask here???
GET FUCKING REAL!
Just be fucking honest with yourself and say: Fuck, I'm lonely and willing to talk to anyone about anything!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 21:25:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:48:22 EST (#)
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bubba it might ocme as a surprise to you
i dont proof read my comments
i'll occasionally have a typo
or a grammatical error
fo rsomeone who sticks to monosyllabic words, you sure complain a lot about other people's english, huh?
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Wow, now Mr. misspeller wishes to converse in polysyllabic utterances. Is your comment to be considered rhetorical, or do you perceive yourself as educated? One author, a fellow by the name of Hemingway, seldom wrote in words of more than two syllables, and he was one of the better American writers. Just look in the mirror and enjoy the view of the dumbshit.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:57:07 EST (#)
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Sadly, this may be the best post on the front page right now.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:48:22 EST (#)
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bubba it might ocme as a surprise to you
i dont proof read my comments
i'll occasionally have a typo
or a grammatical error
fo rsomeone who sticks to monosyllabic words, you sure complain a lot about other people's english, huh?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:55:45 EST (#)
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I got nothin' but points.
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:54:20 EST (#)
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1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef
1 egg
1/4 cup ketchup
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon dry mustard
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 clove minced garlic
1/4 pound Jack McCallum sausage
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon pepper
Sauce:
2 cans Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cup sour cream
4 ounces fresh McCallum seed
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 dash Tabasco sauce
1/4 cup milk
2 cups minced Jackleberries
6 ounces strychnine
Preparation:
Mix all ingredients together for the meat. DO NOT OVER MIX! Roll into small, testicle-like balls and place on cookie sheet. Bake 45 minutes or until browned. In a medium bowl mix sauce ingredients together. Submerge your head in an unflushed toilet for approximatley 25 minutes. Place meatballs in a skillet or crock pot. Simmer for 45 minutes. May be used as main dish served over rice or noodles or as an appetizer directly out of a warm, hairy ass-crack. The true semen connoisseur may forego the tabasco and add a twist of lemon to bring out that rich semen flavor.
Enjoy!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:46:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:42:41 EST (#)
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NO TRUCE ALLOWED
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Mind yer own business, dog killer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:42:41 EST (#)
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NO TRUCE ALLOWED!
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:40:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:34:39 EST (#)
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You are a drunk and a pederast, Robert, and you repent for your indiscretions when you are sober but continue and repeat your slovenly and inexcusable social behavior as soon as you begin drinking again. There are no truces to be had with you, Robert.
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And you are who in real life?
Fucking moron.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:34:39 EST (#)
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You are a drunk and a pederast, Robert, and you repent for your indiscretions when you are sober but continue and repeat your slovenly and inexcusable social behavior as soon as you begin drinking again. There are no truces to be had with you, Robert.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:32:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:30:35 EST (#)
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i never really did that of course.
yeah okay, truce.
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Truce it is, then.
Thanks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:30:35 EST (#)
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i never really did that of course.
yeah okay, truce.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:15:00 EST (#)
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apollo, like most everyone else on Uber, I sling bullshit. I have never applied for disability, nor will I. I am in fairly good health for an old coot. Yeah, my arthritis pains me now and then, but I can still function as well as kiddies 30 years my junior.
If you actually wasted your time sending shit about me to the feds, you wasted your time. No application for disability was made... it was all bullshit. I have enough in the bank to last way beyond my retirement age.
Sorry to disappoint you, old egg, but that's how it comes down.
Anyway, why can't we start over and get along? I'd really like that.
What do you say?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 18:07:44 EST (#)
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well seeing how i've already put the anonymous complaint about abuse of state & federal disability claims it'd be a shame to call it off now.
so, no.
die.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:50:23 EST (#)
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Sandman, pay a little more attention and you will know who I am.
Doodles, eat shit and die.
apollo, what is your answer?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:38:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:46:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:02:05 EST (#)
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i hope you choke on your balls, cunt.
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Holy shit. Just another Doodles, sucking up to the A-Listers. Get a life, dumbshit.
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I was just goofing. Did I give you a negative rating? No. I don't even know who you are.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:23:14 EST (#)
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I don't give a shit about Doodles, nor does anyone else. Please post a good Swedish meatball recipe.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:21:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:09:54 EST (#)
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*sigh*
you're even worse at arguing then the druggie.
tht IS rather sad.
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then.
tht.
You can't read, can you?
Just shut up until you get out of grade school.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:09:54 EST (#)
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*sigh*
you're even worse at arguing then the druggie.
tht IS rather sad.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:07:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:05:58 EST (#)
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also i'm fairly sure everyone,, with the exception of you and the people he blows (literally) from this site, realizes sandy is retarded.
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Even so, I'll bet Sandy's IQ is at least four times yours. . . .
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:06:18 EST (#)
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Doodles, the guy who wanted to make Swedish meatballs and started by looking for a well-hung Swede. . . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:05:58 EST (#)
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also i'm fairly sure everyone,, with the exception of you and the people he blows (literally) from this site, realizes sandy is retarded.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 17:04:00 EST (#)
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right
i was going to give you my uncle's general recipie.
now i'm not.
sandyvag is nothing like me.
but then you're old and senile.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! he is, HOWEVER a gay whore.
AND THE METH HASN'T QUITE KILLED HIM YET!
i hear he's a real bargin too.
P.S. Re :meatballs you can use coke in some fashion to marinate( i believe is the correct terminology) the meat, it leaves it with a slightly sweet flavor.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:51:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:46:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:02:05 EST (#)
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i hope you choke on your balls, cunt.
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Holy shit. Just another Doodles, sucking up to the A-Listers. Get a life, dumbshit.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:46:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:02:05 EST (#)
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i hope you choke on your balls, cunt.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:42:05 EST (#)
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why the fuck would you want to eat swedish meatballs?
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Have you ever had them? Served over noodles? Thay are fucking awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:42:05 EST (#)
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why the fuck would you want to eat swedish meatballs?
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:34:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:11:55 EST (#)
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The supermarket... that's all I've got, never made swedish meatballs.
'pollo / bub, make friends and have yourselves lots of ghey hugz and kisses.
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I'm very willing to make a new start with apollo, if he is willing. I've been an asshole to him in the past, but I will change all that. Whachoo, say, apollo, can we start over? Please?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:11:55 EST (#)
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The supermarket... that's all I've got, never made swedish meatballs.
'pollo / bub, make friends and have yourselves lots of ghey hugz and kisses.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:07:22 EST (#)
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If it was worth the time, I could find instances where you crossed that same line. How about this? Let's start over and forget the past.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:05:48 EST (#)
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Yes, crossing lines on uber. SO rad!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:05:03 EST (#)
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because you crossed the line you piss stinking old twat.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:03:54 EST (#)
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Expected, below.
Why you gotta be a prick all the time?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:02:05 EST (#)
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i hope you choke on your balls, cunt.