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Rating: 0.11 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2009-02-07 06:00:20 EST


(1) Opening credits: Phantom Pt I (Justice)

(2)Waking up: Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix)

(3) First day at school: Average Man (Obie Trice)

(4)Fight song: Road Rage Breakdown (Blockhead)

(5)Breaking up: Too Hot (50 Cent ft Nas and Nature)

(6)Happiness: Hoodrats (Obie Trice)

(7)Life's okay: Building Steam with a Grain of Salt (DJ Shadow)

(8)Mental breakdown: Take, Take, Take (The White Stripes)

(9)Driving: Spend Some Time (50 Cent/Eminem/Stat Quo)

(10)Flashback: Periscope of Consciousness (Shpongle)

(11)Getting back together: I'm So Lonesome I could cry (Johnny Cash)

(12)Wedding: Crazy (Gnarls Barkley)

(13)Birth of a child: Toilet Tisha (Outkast)

(14)Final battle: I am the sea (Wiley)

(15)Death scene: Psst! (Snoop Dogg ft Jamie Foxx)

(16)Funeral song: Brown Sugar (The Rolling Stones)

(17)End credits: Everyone is Totally Insane (The Dandy Warhols)

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Wow, a lot of them turned out really well. Actually, except for 14-16 they all had fucking awesome names, and I promise that I didn't fuck with the list at all! I wish I could be fucked making an actual post. I mean, I went skiing in Japan and dropped acid for the first time in the last two weeks, I have plenty to talk about! Alas, can't be bothered doing anything except this shitty e-mail forward-esque crap.


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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-03-25 22:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't post anything anymore, not even reviews really

i post plenty of photos on facebook though

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-10 20:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


You are getting goofier and a whole lot uglier as you age.

That makes me smile.


Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2009-02-10 17:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stopped reading at Purple Haze.

Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-10 09:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Skiing is for kids and homos.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-09 12:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

acid's pretty great, huh?



all i have to say is don't get to binging on it.

you know how cookie monster tells kids that 'cookies are a sometimes food.' ??

well, druggie monster has the same thing to say about lsd.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-09 11:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

(2)Waking up: Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix)

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Andrew Dice Clay fan?

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-08 21:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

almost immediately after i clicked 'rank' i wished id written instead:

"4chan made you /b/oring"

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-02-08 21:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

4chan made you boring.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-08 04:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I am SICK of you being so 'pissy'

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-07 23:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

so how was acid?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 20:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


Thanks for reminding me how pathetic all bullies are.

+1 for no particular reason, I mean really - who gives a shit?



Submitted by darthvaderswang (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks for posting your social networking site chain letter responce...

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 19:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-07 16:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-06 23:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

GEE, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ON MYSPACE/FACEBOOK/LIVEJOURNAL



Missed this one.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-07 15:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Gee, thanks for sharing Captain Smuggles


Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2009-02-07 15:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

no

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-02-07 11:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GODDAMMIT!

(10)Flashback: Push your head towards the air (Editors)

Sorry I was in a hurry

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-02-07 11:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't rate and fucked up these

(7)Life's okay: Age of pamparius (Turbonegro)

(10)Flashback: Push your head towards the air

Cheers

Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-02-07 11:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Me wanna play too

(1) Opening credits: Hey hey my my (Neil Young)

(2)Waking up: Goin' against your mind (Built to spill)

(3) First day at school: Hyperactive child (Dead Kennedys)

(4)Fight song: Puss (The Jesus Lizard)

(5)Breaking up: You fucked up (Ween)

(6)Happiness: Alala (Cansei de ser sexy)

(7)Life's okay: Building Steam with a Grain of Salt (DJ Shadow)

(8)Mental breakdown: Nervous breakdown (Black flag) or anything on Disco Volante by Mr. Bungle

(9)Driving: MINOR THREAT

(10)Flashback: Periscope of Consciousness (Shpongle)

(11)Getting back together: Asleep (The smiths)

(12)Wedding: Fucked with a knife (Cannibal Corpse)

(13)Birth of a child: Blind leading the blind (Brutal truth)

(14)Final battle: My black ass (Shellac)

(15)Death scene: Life would be wonderful (The residents)

(16)Funeral song: Pet sematary (Ramones)

(17)End credits: Non-zero possibility (At the drive-in)

Now to the ATM

Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-02-07 11:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-02-07 09:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here are mine:

(1) Opening credits: HE WANTS YOU - NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS
(2) Waking up: VICARIOUS - TOOL
(3) First day at school: DEACON BLUES - STEELY DAN
(4) Fight song: HIPPY CHIX - CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN
(5) Breaking up: GALWAY BAY - THE POGUES & THE DUBLINERS
(6) Happiness: WHERE THE WILD ROSES GROW - NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS
(7) Life's okay: WITHOUT ME - EMINEM
(8) Mental breakdown: NOBODY'S BABY NOW - NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS
(9) Driving: ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL PT. 2 - PINK FLOYD
(10) Flashback: WASTED - CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN
(11) Getting back together: SEX BOMB - TOM JONES
(12) Wedding: PRIDE AND JOY - STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN
(13) Birth of a child: CEMETERY POLKA - TOM WAITS
(14) Final battle: EON BLUE APOCALYPSE - TOOL
(15) Death scene: STRANGLEHOLD - TED NUGENT
(16) Funeral song: THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS BACK IN STYLE - CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN
(17) End credits: STRAIGHT TO THE TOP (RHUMBA) - TOM WAITS

Some of them seem remarkably apropos. If it was only more interesting, I'd post it along with some hilarious and insightful commentary and maybe an anecdote about my balls or something.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival