You Just Don't Know: Homecooking... (817 hits)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (View user info) at 2009-02-05 13:39:09 EST
...until you absentmindedly pick out a bone from your soup while doing a crossword puzzle and thinking nothing of it. This soup, mind you is so perfectly seasoned by someone who has the time to stay home, pick left over chicken, and perfect what is the epitome of Pennsylvania pot pie. To even think about adding another dash of pepper is sacrilege and thinking about all the other misinformed people who think pot pie is actually a pie causes you to hemorrhage.
No, you don't know home cooking because you'd know that the occasional bone in your soup is normal, something that is expected. Picking out a bay leaf while spooning the delicious contents into your maw is second nature and brushed aside along with the effort put into the meal.
Let us not brush aside these efforts, these additional flavors and welcome the bones and spices.
I had a frozen soup from Aunt Lisa for lunch. It was fucking awesome. In not so awesome news, Aunt Lisa, who has been battling cancer for almost 10 years came out of brief remission and is back on Chemo. 9 years at stage four ovarian cancer, which has metastasized throughout her whole torso is 5 years more than any doctor gave her.
Good god that soup was fucking awesome.
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-09 09:04:56 EST (#)
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Mmmm...Cream of Cancer...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-07 03:12:15 EST (#)
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What rob said, only with a cherry on top.
<3
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-02-06 03:58:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 16:52:20 EST (#)
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http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
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lol, im glad i didnt click on this at work
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-06 03:49:08 EST (#)
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+2 no poo
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-02-05 23:15:57 EST (#)
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Too weird. I made a pot of northern bean soup this morning when I got home from work. It was pretty damn good, too.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-02-05 19:51:00 EST (#)
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+2 no poo
rhyme time
I can cook most anything. Give me an open fire and I can make people swear off all other types of cooking. I just pulled a cracked pepper teriyaki London broil off the grill. I can make a peach cobbler in a dutch oven over an campfire. But when it comes to soup, I suck royally. Strange, that.
This useless, boring anecdote brought to you by: Match Light charcoal.
Best wishes to your aunt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-05 17:39:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 16:52:20 EST (#)
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http://members.on.nimp.org/?u=timecop
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You are such a pathetic fucking turd.
I see your penchant for sharing viral infections extends online.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-02-05 17:23:45 EST (#)
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I love soup.
You still suck.
Sorry to hear your Aunt has more cancer. That blows.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-02-05 17:16:42 EST (#)
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I didn't read it. I'm doing this because even for a Nascar-cheering peasant you're a dumbass. And because I'm a jerk. Kill yourself.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-02-05 17:14:14 EST (#)
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Been there. My mom used to make chicken soup just like that - I have yet to taste anything like it. She grew up cooking for her younger brothers and sisters and could make fucking anything from scratch.
Things I have not eaten since I was a kid since they will not be as good as I once had--
Homemade chicken soup (in a pinch I crack open a can of Campbell's when fighting a cold but this does not imply it is anywhere near as good. It's just easy. And cheap. The way I like my girls. Probably because my mom- wait, I'm getting sidetracked here).
Peanut butter cookies
Stew, with dumplings
Cherry or blueberry pies, tarts, turnovers, etc (she made her own crusts, no measuring, just a cloud of flour. Kitchen magic).
and most heart-breaking of all
Coconut cream pie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-02-05 16:47:39 EST (#)
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First, sico's poop.
Now, his pee.
GIVE IT A REST!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 16:30:40 EST (#)
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Only good when on her back below.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2009-02-05 16:27:09 EST (#)
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i don't know home cooking. my mothers version of home cooking is opening a can or microwaving something. i can count the number of things i know how to make from scratch on one hand. cue the comments about me being useless as a woman
the only soup i know how to make is posole although i suppose its more of a stew than soup. you pick bones out of that too but they're pork neck bones. sounds disgusting but the bones and marrow give it a better flavor according to the person who taught me how to make it
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:40:41 EST (#)
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My mom makes something we call "garbage soup" it's a melding of most of the stuff we've made throughout the week, it never tastes the same in it's awesomeness. i heart soup.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:34:16 EST (#)
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I don't know what you look like. Have you camwhored?
Your cunt prolly is fucked though.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:31:22 EST (#)
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okay um but a retal generally carries some sort of... prior offense, you know? so don't be all, "NIGRA, DIS A RETAL" just be like "FFFUCK YOU BALLARE YOUR CUNT SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN CHEESY EGGS ALSO YOUR FACE IS ALL MUSHED IN AND STUFF" and I'll understand
these curveballs you keep throwing me, man, I just don't know what to do with myself
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:28:10 EST (#)
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I'm not much of a cook, as I shared before.
however, my uncle, mother and gradmother can make the best sandwich soup combinations known to man.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:23:57 EST (#)
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unless I have and I can't remember in which case eehnn whatever
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:23:17 EST (#)
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hey man, that's cool, but why? I haven't consciously -2'ed you in a while.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:21:09 EST (#)
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Please accept this +2 as a heart felt thank you for not assaulting my eyes with a picture of poop.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:11:06 EST (#)
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Your jobbie has been in the sun too long.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-05 15:02:33 EST (#)
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Fuck off
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:59:53 EST (#)
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Thanks for not posting this morning's deuce.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:58:02 EST (#)
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Soop is good food.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:51:47 EST (#)
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i'm sorry about your aunt. +1 for avoiding retinal scarring with your attachment.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:31:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:41:44 EST (#)
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plus 1 to encourage you to continue posting pictures of food in their pre-digested state.
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hahaha, I was fully expecting to scroll down to the pic and get another love shot of simons feces.
Me and the wife roasted two chickens last night, one to eat and one for her to make soup out of tonight.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:29:18 EST (#)
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i just had scotch broth for the first time and it was fookin amazing. Now where is that famous grouse...
Submitted by teenagejesus (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:28:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:20:14 EST (#)
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Piss off.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-05 14:01:04 EST (#)
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I just sent you an email containing passed out drunk bitches with exposed, excessively large tits.
Check yo sheeeiiit.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:57:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:50:48 EST (#)
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Stop posting pictures of your poo
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:46:32 EST (#)
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Next time instead of picking OUT the bone, choke on it.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:45:38 EST (#)
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I don't think anyone appreciates HOW MOTHER FUCKING MARVELOUS THAT GOD DAMN CHICKEN POT PIE WAS!
Thank sage.
Eat shit, by the way.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:44:28 EST (#)
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I gotta agree...I literally said "oh God" before hesitating and then eventually opening the post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:41:44 EST (#)
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plus 1 to encourage you to continue posting pictures of food in their pre-digested state.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:42:32 EST (#)
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that haahahahaha was directed towards blt
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:42:15 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:42:10 EST (#)
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Sorry to hear that, Sico.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:41:44 EST (#)
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plus 1 to encourage you to continue posting pictures of food in their pre-digested state.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-02-05 13:40:08 EST (#)
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Wow, hungover as fuck and I bombed the first sentence.
*think