I Would Love to Kiss Your Ass (NSFWish) (2074 hits)
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Submitted by Sage (View user info) at 2009-01-27 10:13:06 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97463
It's time for another...
UBER ASS DIRECTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!
Submit pictures of your (fit, fat, dimpled, pimply, or perfect) ass to the Sage via: astrasoleil.at.gmail.com
Promise I won't tell whose ass is whose, BUUUTTTT (pun definitely intended) per past posterior posts, I WILL list the names of the participants.
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And now, a survey. Read, enjoy, complete.
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What was the last thing that you ate?
A South Beach Cinnamon Raisin bar.
Favorite sport to watch?
Hockey; NFL football is a close second (don't really like college ball).
What was the last movie you watched?
Goldfinger (an oldie but a goodie)
What do you do to vent anger?
I drive around listening to music and yelling at people at the top of my lungs. Or I work out.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
I had a "Talking Whiz-Kid" that I loved. Google it.
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Spring. I love the freshness of it, and the flowers. Fall's nice too though...a nice break from the heat/humidity we get here in Virginia.
What did you do last night?
Got off work at 6pm, picked up my cell phone from Sico's mailbox, went to Target and bought some shirts and groceries and a gift card for my nephew's birthday, came home, ate dinner, watched Goldfinger with the roommie, went to bed at about 10:15.
Favorite smell?
Baked goods (brownies, cookies, etc.)
What inspires you?
Philosophy, astrology, other peoples' successes. Also whenever someone doubts me that's hugely motivating. And when I set a goal I'm quite dogged when it comes to its achievement.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
Yes. "Forgetting" is always hard, but if you're determined to make something work with someone, you'll let whatever "it" is go. Fool that I am, I'm a big believer in 2nd, 3rd, 4th, umpteenth, and infinite chances.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-02-12 21:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more 24/7 hate.
Show us your cunt, you filthy fucking whore.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-01-31 19:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"i'll have the one second from the left"
"anything else, sir"
"nothing else, thank you very much"
"have a good day sir"
"sure will"
*exits*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-29 19:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No. Just no.
Nice booty in the pic, though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-29 18:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet the chick on the far right gives awesome head.
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... but has terrible breath.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-29 18:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm. Too many uberers have already seen too much of my ass. More than I'm willing to post, at least
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for quoting me, by the way. That -2 storm was a real achievement.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are seriously lucky that I can't hate you :(
I want to
I really do
But I can't :(
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, seriously, why do you people insist on doing this? Do train wrecks give you a chubby? Do you box your clown to pics of traumatic burns? Has Sico's steady pictorial proven nothing? Just look at the people who use Uber. Check out any uber directory. The only ones willing to show off more than their face are either:
A. Grossly disfigured
B. Downright creepy
Ie not the sort of folks you want to see at all, let alone without their pants on. Let me just put it down once and sum things up for all future generations:
DO NOT PUT A BUNCH OF COCKS/BOOBS/BUTTS/FEET/PANCREII/HANGNAILS/NAVELS ON UBERSITE!!!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
True...you DID post asses above. But thankfully none of them belong to anyone here. :P
And I'm not about to comply with any requests for MY bum, despite any legions of fantasizers on here. Sorry.
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-2 for no content besides the pic.
+3 for the pic.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the last thing that you ate?
Oat's and Honey Cereal with 2% milk.
Favorite sport to watch?
Figure Skating
What was the last movie you watched?
Max Payne
What do you do to vent anger?
Sew, Needlework, Crochet, and Quilting
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Hula Hoop
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall. The colors that are associated with fall only happen in Fall whereas spring colors can be found in Summer and Winter colors can be found in early spring.
What did you do last night?
Cooked some dinner after I worked late then watched a movie.
Favorite smell?
Alka-seltzer
What inspires you?
Keenan Ivory Wayans roles on "In Living Color"
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
Yes, but only as it applies to friends and family. Strangers don't deserve this kind of commodity.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet the chick on the far right gives awesome head.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was supposed to be the "busy season" at H&R Block.
get to work, desk-jockey
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Awww, Doodles...I love you man.
*smooch*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-10-03 07:10:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-25 06:10:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-24 04:30:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:38:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:14:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-09-23 19:41:31 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:41:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
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Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF ASSES ON UBERSITE
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I just did.
Except for GodChicken. I like him. I also like Icarus sometimes. And Ghola.
The rest I'm not sure about.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this was supposed to be the "busy season" at H&R Block.
get to work, desk-jockey
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-10-03 07:10:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-09-25 06:10:26 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-09-24 04:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-09-23 18:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-09-23 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-09-23 19:41:31 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-12-05 23:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-01-30 12:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Monty_Python (user info) at 2007-01-26 17:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-26 16:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-25 23:28:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-01-25 22:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-01-25 21:37:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:05:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:47:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:40:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:36:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:28:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:22:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:56:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-01-25 13:26:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
DO NOT POST A BUNCH OF ASSES ON UBERSITE
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, are you some kind of accountant or something? Jesus you drivel on about boring shit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
THIS AUDIT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahahaha!! Well I'll be!! I'd be among the lucky ones you'd actually want to meet in real life? After what you said about not wanting to meet anyone else from here and everything?
I should BE so lucky!!
*guffaws, snorts, dies*
I'm so fucking sick of this client right now it's not even funny. They posted savings account related activity to an INVESTMENT account, and the savings and investment banks are two completely different banks!!
HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE SCREW THAT UP??
AND THEY DON'T EVEN FUCKING RECONCILE THE SAVINGS ACCOUNT WHICH IS PRETTY MATERIAL...WHICH ALSO MEANS IT'S NEVER BEEN ON THE BOOKS!!!
AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT I'M THE ONE WHO FUCKING CAUGHT IT...THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS!! HOW DO MANAGERS/SR MANAGERS AT MY FIRM NOT CATCH THIS SHIT? LOOK AT FUCKING GL DETAIL, PEOPLE!!!
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:44:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, i have a fine ass alright, and if you play your cards right you just might get to see it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as far as I can tell, there's only about 4 attractive people on ubersite, and even then they'd probably only have half-way decent asses.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, hidden!! How the hell did you know? ;)
So, send me a pic of your fine ass, then.
Actually you know what? No one is gonna fucking participate.
Give me my ball, I'm going home!!!!!!!!
*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i was going to send you a picture of goatse man and say it was me but i figured that was too predictable.
is this your license plate?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/streeetlamp/goatse.jpg
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SAGE YOU HAVE MAIL
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was the last thing that you ate?
a very bland hotdog. note to vendor: fried frankfurters are miles better than steamed ones- yuk! change the "recipe".
Favorite sport to watch?
Soccer and rugby (union). soccer edges it, but six nations and world cup rugby is exciting especially when the really big nations are playing. Shosholoza!
What was the last movie you watched?
half of shindlers list and then i fell asleep
What do you do to vent anger?
flare my nostrils
What was your favorite toy as a child?
a model steam locomotive
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
spring
What did you do last night?
went to a friends house. got some fish and chips and chilled out..
Favorite smell?
petrol
What inspires you?
talented people who don't take themselves too seriously- looking at you Mr Stephen Fry
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
oh i can forgive alright, but forgetting is another matter...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Funny funny funny
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I literally cried laughing and immediately forwarded the link to nearly everyone in my inbox.
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Orphy, for linking this, I will 2+ everything you ever do from now on. I will as soon as i have time go through your history and make sure I 2+ everything you have ever done, because I may have had one of the worst days of my life to date and I would never of thought it would even be possible to crack a smile out of me today.
Genuine thank you. I owe you a beer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know, it is pee your panties funny.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Funny funny funny
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I literally cried laughing and immediately forwarded the link to nearly everyone in my inbox.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think I would ever receive an email from that like Sage. She's not the type to send me something because we are friends.
Also, a hand print? Hmmmm!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me be perfectly clear. Sico and I ARE good friends, but we don't hang out or even talk that often. I left my phone at his house the other day, and I couldn't be arsed to go inside his house to get it yesterday...I made him put it in his mailbox, for crying out loud! We're REALLY not that tight.
Additionally, truly, he's pretty wrapped up in his own life and really probably doesn't give a fuck anyway.
SOOOOOOO in conclusion, he would NEVER see the pics of the ass or tits ANYONE would send me, PERIOD.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:46:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Funny funny funny
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Sage... there are major trust issues here. I mean, you're good friends with sico and I'm guessing he would pay money to get his mitts on bum and breast uber pics and the identities behind each.
It doesn't bear thinking about!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop trying to collect pictures that will never make it to a post, all of you. This shit is getting ridiculous.
"ZOMG I'm going to collect pictures for a post then send them all to my buddy Simon cuz we is tite liek dat!"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a picture of your ass with a bouquet of daisies sticking out of it.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
er...um.. let me think about it.
no.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy--yes. Sorry for not clarifying. I'm using your ass in the ass directory, and now because I'm using your ass with the handprint, I can't use the pic of MY ass with the handprint.
Merlina--why in heavens not? It'd be anonymous!!!!!!!!! OR you could show us your tits!! Again, anonymously.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And no I am not showing the world my perfect lil' ass.
I struggle in the ladies shower room at the gym, ffs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave your post a +2 just now for a hairless backside. Bravo to God for making you hairless back there, or to you and/or the wifey for shaving/waxing it.
PS: I'm totally using this pic.
PS: My ass is WAAAAAYYYY nicer, and I was GONNA use a pic of my ass with a hand print on it, but now that you showed me this pic, I'm a) using it in the contest and b) not posting THAT picture of my ass since I just called myself out.
Was this directed at my ass pic?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never taken a picture of my ass I don't think...
Hmm...
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DO IT!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I can make this an ASS AND TITS DIRECTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best of both worlds...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My server is fail here at my client's office.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the last thing that you ate?
A bowl of Jordans nut crunch cereal with a sliced banana and ice cold skimmed milk. Delicious.
Favorite sport to watch?
Rugby or football. More rugby though.. (league)
What was the last movie you watched?
Into The Wild - cannot tell you how good this movie is - go look it up and SEE IT!! Amazing.
What do you do to vent anger?
I go running - works every time
What was your favorite toy as a child?
books, books and more books
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Spring because it's when I can really get going on the vegetables in the greenhouses
What did you do last night?
Cooked Chinese sesame pork, rice, veg & chilli stir fry and wonton soup. Served with sake and jasmine tea - it was Chinese New Year, so I thought I'd play along... watched a drama about euthanasia (sad but good). Then went to bed with the bloke and the cats.
Favorite smell?
fresh air on my morning run, Envy by Gucci, fresh jasmine & toast
What inspires you?
The people who have cancer and (unlike Kylie) aren't in the papers being called 'brave'
That and trees.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
I can't do either very well. I guess I can forgive if its something that one has done unspitefully. I don't forget though.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never taken a picture of my ass I don't think...
Hmm...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean autumn. Not fall. You silly yanks are so literal.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the last thing that you ate?
A Nature Valley granola bar. I live on them at the moment.
Favorite sport to watch?
Football, I am off to see Man Utd Saturday with a guy who suffers panic attacks.
What was the last movie you watched?
Pans Labyrinth.
What do you do to vent anger?
LOL. I don't really get angry, I am more of a sulker.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
My GloWorm.
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall.
What did you do last night?
The highlight was watching America's Next Top Model. I LOVE TYRA BANKS.
Favorite smell?
At the moment either my new baby or my new Vera Wang perfume. Probably the perfume.
What inspires you?
Music, my children, literature.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
Yes. Absolutely.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave your post a +2 just now for a hairless backside. Bravo to God for making you hairless back there, or to you and/or the wifey for shaving/waxing it.
PS: I'm totally using this pic.
PS: My ass is WAAAAAYYYY nicer, and I was GONNA use a pic of my ass with a hand print on it, but now that you showed me this pic, I'm a) using it in the contest and b) not posting THAT picture of my ass since I just called myself out.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y halo thar, Sandman. It's been a long time. Wanna let bygones be bygones?
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I was never holding anything against you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:11:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd have to shave it first.
And drop 500 pounds.
lol
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y halo thar, Sandman. It's been a long time. Wanna let bygones be bygones?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Get in line
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As usual, you are trying way too hard.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna send one but my ass kept fogging up the camera lens.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have an ass. :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What was the last thing that you ate?
- A ham salad baguette, with a cup of tea.
Favorite sport to watch?
- Football/snooker
What was the last movie you watched?
- Back to the Future
What do you do to vent anger?
- Brood
What was your favorite toy as a child?
- Thundercats
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
- Spring. Wish it would get a fucking move on.
What did you do last night?
- Smoked weed and read James Bond books.
Favorite smell?
- Dry teabags
What inspires you?
- The vague hope of getting some sex.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
- Forgive, but don't forget.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What was the last thing that you ate?
a corndog
Favorite sport to watch?
porn
What was the last movie you watched?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the original live action one)
What do you do to vent anger?
throw shit
What was your favorite toy as a child?
I don't really remember any toys. We lived in the mountains, so I was outside playing with the dog, mostly.
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
We only have summer and 2 weeks of cold in Florida
What did you do last night?
nothing
Favorite smell?
nice vagina. seriously.
What inspires you?
nothing
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
no. fuck it.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:48:59 EST (#)
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Sico: Goatse style? Except instead of hands, it'll be a cotton gin?
Scourge: simply for entertainment and hitwhoring purposes.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:47:50 EST (#)
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Yeah, sure. Mine will be the one that makes the screen side scroll.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:33:52 EST (#)
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why are you so dead set on doing this?
i'm not judging. just curious.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:33:24 EST (#)
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I'm totally playing in this. Mine is going to be the one where it is spread apart by a cotton gin.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:32:56 EST (#)
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no thanks.
butthead.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:13:33 EST (#)
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LOL I have no fucking clue.
And I can't figure out which is funnier: the picture itself, or the fact that I just realized it (because I was too busy looking at their asses to have seen it earlier).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:11:42 EST (#)
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hahaha why would anyone even do that?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:03:59 EST (#)
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I totally just noticed that the woman in the red bikini's head has been photoshopped over by the woman in the green bikini's ass...lol.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:59:11 EST (#)
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+2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:59:02 EST (#)
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method, quite hiding hear and go wank over my post.
sorry sage but umm no im not
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:57:49 EST (#)
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http://www.flowbee.com/
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:57:24 EST (#)
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I guess if it's greasy you don't need much shaving cream then, eh?
Might make the razor clog easier though...yikes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:55:25 EST (#)
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Yeah that was pretty hot too
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:52:33 EST (#)
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ASS PICS!!!!
SEND 'EM!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:51:23 EST (#)
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apart from when KK offered to shave your greasy ass
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:50:54 EST (#)
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That was the hottest thing any dude has ever said to me
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:46:36 EST (#)
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What was the last thing that you ate?
Cadburys chocolate buttons.......that reminds me (Rob - wtf is your address, I owe you some)
Favorite sport to watch?
Rugby.
What was the last movie you watched?
Almost famous.
What do you do to vent anger?
I put on loud music, clean and eat chocolate buttons.......then I go get mind mushingly drunk.
That is what I'm doing today. Sex is without doubt the best release. Good old prision cuddles.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
Lego
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Autum.
What did you do last night?
Studied, ate pizza, studied some more, had a nap, studied some more, had an awesome game of fetch with the cats and then hide and seek, studied more, called the latest squeeze to complain about studying, studied until I fell asleep fave down in the books.
Favorite smell?
petrol (close second cut grass.....oooh and that after shave that paul smith does: Story?)
What inspires you?
the big fucking minus sign against my bank balance. That and hunger due to said minus sign.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
Today no. Don't for forgive them, beat the fucker until they bleed from every available hole and bury the body. In time every one else can forget them.
Sorry Sage, I would love to play, but I doubt Bart has the band width to cope with the size of my arse. Besides, the last guy who saw it is still in therapy and I can't afford another set of bills like that. Not to mention, it would involve getting up and taking said picture, but I already got up once today and I don't want the quavers I spilt in my lap to fall on the floor or dissapear between rolls, because I'm saving them for later.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:45:50 EST (#)
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jesus christ, NO ONE on this site wants the see the varitable plethera of ricotta cheese that is my off white chicken-cutlet ass!
sounds interesting though.
Sage +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:42:26 EST (#)
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Lishy dominance below.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:40:52 EST (#)
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Method knows this because he likes to takes it from behind while I'm standing up. SECRET'S OUT, GREEK.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:36:31 EST (#)
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See, Sacrilicious is a stand up dude
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:34:18 EST (#)
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HA- Not a chance in hell. Good luck with all that.
What was the last thing that you ate?
Breakfast Pie- Fiber One caramel cereal layered with light yogurt and dried cranberries (I'm out of banana)
Favorite sport to watch?
GO FLYERS WOO! GO PHILS WOO!
What was the last movie you watched?
OK I wasn't going to talk about this, and I know I'm a couple years late, but I found myself watching Jersey Girl the other night. While I love Kevin Smith and Liv Tyler, and Ben Affleck is OK, what an attempt at emotional manipulation that hour and something was. Before that was Slumdog Millionaire- awesome.
What do you do to vent anger?
Talk to a friend, listen to music, I hate doing dishes but sometimes I find myself doing them if I'm pissed.
What was your favorite toy as a child?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120385
What is your favorite, fall or spring?
The first time the air warms and you can smell that fresh spring scent that words can never really capture- that's my favorite scent. But I love both spring and fall. Winter is fine. Summer can suck it. I hate the heat. HATE.
What did you do last night?
Job search, Mob Wars, TV
Favorite smell?
See: spring. Clean laundry, chocolate chip cookies, hyacinth, and(this sounds weird) but I love the clean steamy scent when someone else takes a shower and it wafts down the hall. I live alone now..my best friend showered here recently and I was all "MMMMM SCENT OF MAN, GIVE HERE PLS."
What inspires you?
Music, friendship, family, randomness.
Do you believe in the saying, "Forgive and forget"? Why or why not?
I have an easier time forgiving than forgetting. Learning from an experience isn't the same as holding a grudge. I think way too many people say they believe in it, when really- it's hard to forget sometimes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:30:59 EST (#)
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Kaos you smell like Doritos and tequila, I could never successfully copulate with you
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HAHAHA!!! Perfect.
I was JUST leaving a comment on my friend's Facebook page, asking him "Why his Special Kisses always tasted like tequila?"
I'm sure he'll be thrilled when he sees that!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:33:36 EST (#)
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http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-denial-fail.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:30:59 EST (#)
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Kaos you smell like Doritos and tequila, I could never successfully copulate with you
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:30:10 EST (#)
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Kaos is destined to be a cuckold
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:29:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:46 EST (#)
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Funny, I never remember reading about any sort of ass contests in the Bible
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The last supper wasn't all betrayal and sadness
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:28:35 EST (#)
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Honey, you can "Misfire" on me all you want...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:27:31 EST (#)
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Aaaaahahahahaha!!!!
Reason I love Method, below. There was lag time so this may be a misfire, but whatever.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:27:08 EST (#)
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Method, will you have my lil' hairy, oily Greek babies????
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:25:26 EST (#)
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Quiet you heathen, this is God's talk now.
Sage, what about when Samuel said
"Now these be the last words of David. David the son of Jesse said, and the man who was raised up on high, the anointed of the God of Jacob, and the sweet psalmist of Israel, said, The Spirit of the Lord spake by me, and his tongue was in my ass, and he said "HARK, THOU SHALT NOT ENTERTAIN NOTIONS OF ASSERY OR ANY SORT OF COMPETITIVE ASININE ASSORTMENT OF ASSES"
Ezekiel 23:12
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:24:22 EST (#)
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No clue, I love Method. :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:22:52 EST (#)
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Method... Sage...
What the fuck are you two on about???
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:22:14 EST (#)
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I prefer boobs and I can't fathom much enthusiasm for it I'm afraid.
In other news, http://www.cakefarter.com (NSFW)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:21:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:46 EST (#)
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Funny, I never remember reading about any sort of ass contests in the Bible
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Jesus rode the ass into Jerusalem, fucker. They fanned him with Palm leaves and voila, we have Palm Sunday.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:19:27 EST (#)
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Alas, lass, I'll pass showing my ass for it's of too much mass from drinking glass after glass of Guinness and Bass.
Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:18:05 EST (#)
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nice life ... nice photo!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:57 EST (#)
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This +2 is only in the off chance that I might see a picture of your naked ass.
Otherwise... the baby Satan???
He's weeping right now. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPZ!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:46 EST (#)
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Funny, I never remember reading about any sort of ass contests in the Bible
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:17:37 EST (#)
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I refuse to refute my refusal to answer such surveys. I do appreciate some nice semi-porn though.