Thoughts on Uber (Contains a list, I was looking through my old posts and I haven't done a list yet and personally I like lists, likewise with really terribly long titles) (2311 hits)
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Submitted by orphelia - for your reading pleasure (View user info) at 2009-01-27 06:27:45 EST
Lamest Insults on Uber -
'You take the internet way too seriously'
'You are on here way too much'
'I don't care what you think' (Sure, thats why you joined a site that allows ratings and comments, muppet)
(Usually after a trading of insults one user will retort) 'I am laughing, this is all such a big joke to me' (You just know they are sat at their keyboard weeping)
Anything Bubba uses as an insult
Coolest Uberusers -
FJ, emission, Experima, LittleMonster, Fakey, Skrapmetal, FALLEN, Sandmantate, KK, Iccy, Merlina, Fungah, SocialistJoe, FG (her posts and anicdotes are wonderful), TheUniter, Lungy, Snark, Wildman, Spam, BranDo, Lib, Sage, Shadow, SgtH, Banj, BeforeEmily, The Goat, CreepF, rorrim, AsshOly, mystiamoon, Saccy, toe, DeathJester, DarthF, Haiku, Steak, JoeyG, Jeanneeee, Beeltea, Crystle, Berty.
Users I like but know I shouldn't -
Muddy, Method, Scourge, sico, Fey, rob, Quint.
Missed Users -
Orph, matnotharry, CJ, Drogo, Hourman, Beano, CT, wardy, Flack, c1ndy, czwij and Hurty before he suddenly got a life and thought himself better than all of us.
Users I would like to know more -
Corn, Coley, Katy.
10 Useless Things You May Or May Not Know About Me -
1. I have a glass eye
2. Currently, I walk with a limp.
3. I stutter.
4. Cacti - I have over 100.
5. Last week I measured a 36GG
6. Porridge is a wonderful breakfast. Salty, not sweet.
7. We teach my toddler the wrong words for things (for shits and giggles).
8. Splits, I can't do them, it took me 40 minutes and lots of persuasion just to do a forward roly poly the other day.
9. I once snogged a guy from Shed7.
10. I have only been raped the once.
The first post I ever read -
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83250
A picture follows for your viewing pleasure
User Reviews
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-05 00:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a cactus plant called Steve.
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I hate to break it to you but your cactus is a homosexual.
in other news:
the only part of this ass kissery i agree with is the part where you kissed on mine ;x
<3
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-02-22 18:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'You take the internet way too seriously'
'You are on here way too much'
'I don't care what you think' (Sure, thats why you joined a site that allows ratings and comments, muppet)
(Usually after a trading of insults one user will retort) 'I am laughing, this is all such a big joke to me' (You just know they are sat at their keyboard weeping)
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Haaaaa !
So true.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-02-02 11:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-02 16:18:28 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not reading this yet and I dare not mail you BACK UNTIL i HAVE FINISHED MY HOMEWORK.
Oh hello caps.
Anyway, in all fairness I am finding it a bit tough :(
Be patient my lovely
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Aw. I like mail.
Well we can change it if you like?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-31 19:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
czwij is fine. I got a couple emails from him the other day. I am slightly envious him - he has a Les Paul that his wife bought him 'cos she theinks he's awesome. I wish his wife dug me that much.
Wait, what?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-31 17:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also; DO NOT PICK THE SCABS ON THE TATTOO. Scabbing is a natural part of the healing process, pulling them off will leave you more open to infection, and can scar the tattoo. It will itch horribly for a few days, so use Aquaphor to moisturize it and if it's unbearable, slap it. Just give the tat a few smacks. DO NOT SCRATCH IT.
Good luck, and if your man threatens to hit you again, gently remind him that you've friends in the country that created Lorena Bobbitt.
/two cents, for real this time.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-31 17:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tattooing feels much like metal scraping over your skin repeatedly. The needles do not puncture too deeply (if your artist is worth his salt) but the action happens several hundred times at a go, assuming you are going with an electric gun.
Of course it hurts, don't be daft. The first line will hurt the worst as the artist will likely start on the outline of the piece. The outline is done with a thinner arrangement of needles moving in a line. It will feel a lot like a very thin strand of skin is being pulled away. After a few moments, the initial pain will fade and will feel more like scraping or a bee sting. I have heard some women say the childbirth hurts less. These women are full of shit, and you should not believe them. After a while the tattooing feels more like an itch than an open wound.
The aftercare is really important as the area will probably bruise under the artwork, be very tender and raw, and need love and attention for a week or two. Listen to the advise your artist gives you and follow it; scars in tattoos can utterly ruin the art.
Also, when you take your first shower after the tattoo, ink will bleed out of your skin into the warm water. It is highly entertaining.
In my experience the needles used for piercing are much thicker, and dive much deeper, leaving an immediate feeling of intense pain followed by a dull throb or ache. Tattooing is completely different as you're only digging into the first three or so layers of skin, and in my opinion hurts less.
As a personal note, I strongly dislike neck tattoos. It's practically a white-trash branding around these parts. Followed immediately by calf tattoos. If one is going to get a tattoo on the neck, I prefer the space on the back just below the hairline. This is only a personal preference, and should not alter your decision making if you've settled on the style and location you want.
/two cents
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2009-01-30 21:02:41 EST (#)
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at one point in time i would have made one of these lists :(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2009-01-30 14:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm awesome
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2009-01-29 23:50:51 EST (#)
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:(
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-29 09:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
36GG? Good gravy...those would even rival the epic pair on Professional_Peon.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-29 07:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cheerios fucking sucks
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont care, cunt. your job is to entertain, not make lists.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-01-28 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shed 7 were shit. Pure garbage.
I got an elbow in the face from the drummer of Oi Polloi. Accidental, but way cooler than kissing a guy from a shit band.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still in shock, that I made a list.
Beer for everyone! <3
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-28 12:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't normally have thangs with women who love Tyra Banks. Tyra Banks is a gorgeous bully.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:24:59 EST (#)
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well i'm assuming it hurts. it's a tattoo. you or someone else holding the gun doesn't change hte fact it's a bunch of needle piercings in your skin. i haven't had a tattoo yet but i've had a several piercings. i'm assuming it's more like a skin sewing machine with a tat gun then then one good prick with the piercing.
i still want to try it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:23:09 EST (#)
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Is ok, just hurry up and take your time :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:21:12 EST (#)
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does it hurt? I don't think I can inflict the pain upon myself. if you have a go yourself, camwhore the result.
if i have them done, i won't be able to get my hair high/low lighted saturday before the match will i? :(
fj, i am still working on it. <3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:14:57 EST (#)
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i found out you can buy tattoo guns and needles online and basically just have at yourself. i found this out from someone who DID do that. i'm really really stupidly tempted.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-01-28 11:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All is forgiven. Even remembering that she-male EI, and not me :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:54:59 EST (#)
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i was gonna put you in missed list but it was turning into a list of every user
i culled you :)
i didn't think you'd see it. emission is second. look
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't miss me?
Burn.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ooops
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how could i forget bazza?
no, it will be behind my ear and also one on the nape of my neck, delayed until tomorrow
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not on the list :(
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-01-28 10:15:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:20:36 EST (#)
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-Last night there were skinheads on my lawn.
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and you didn't do a; Gran Torino on them because...?
shame on you
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cutting that kid's head off Russian Nazi style would give me a huge fucking boner!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:39:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:38:16 EST (#)
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5. Last week I measured a 36GG.
-Gross
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I thought you might say that.
I imagine the fat pouches on my back are big enough boobies for you, Lungfish.
Ooooh, I am getting my tattoo today. it is very discreet.
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does that mean it's directly under a boob?
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2009-01-28 08:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think orphelia is a swell person :()
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2009-01-28 04:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy the comment on Internet debates that get down to "I CARE LESS!" "NO, I CARE LESS!" The degree to which it becomes a psychological game about who's less hurt and needs to feel vindicated less is genuinely troubling.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Everyone likes a bit of mustard, Richard."
Still LOL'ing about this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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me too... hilarious
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-28 03:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got a cute little boy there :)
Make sure he grows up happy.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:40:32 EST (#)
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lists are an intergral part of my life, i like to list everything, from what i want to get done in the day, to things i may buy to long term goals.
snogged it kiss with tongues shed7 is a very cool for their time band.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:38:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-01-28 00:41:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a nice person
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I know :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-28 02:38:16 EST (#)
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5. Last week I measured a 36GG.
-Gross
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I thought you might say that.
I imagine the fat pouches on my back are big enough boobies for you, Lungfish.
Ooooh, I am getting my tattoo today. it is very discreet.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:40:07 EST (#)
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I never make lists.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:29:42 EST (#)
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what's a snogged?
or a shed7?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay sure.
1. I have a glass eye
-My uncle has a glass eye. So did Sammy Davis Jr.
2. Currently, I walk with a limp.
-I have tennis elbow.
3. I stutter.
-I slurred my speech all weekend in Vegas.
4. Cacti - I have over 100.
-I have a guinea pig named Leroy.
5. Last week I measured a 36GG.
-Gross
6. Porridge is a wonderful breakfast. Salty, not sweet.
-I don't actually know what porridge is.
7. We teach my toddler the wrong words for things (for shits and giggles).
-My first word was "doobie." So they tell me...
8. Splits, I can't do them, it took me 40 minutes and lots of persuasion just to do a forward roly poly the other day.
-Normally, I can't poop and run at the same time. Normally.
9. I once snogged a guy from Shed7.
-I know a girl who touched the penis of the bass player from Phish. Gross.
10. I have only been raped the once.
-Last night there were skinheads on my lawn.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-27 21:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooolist
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:40:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:49:18 EST (#)
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if you like to imagine it like that, please continue.
i did quit, for a couple of months, but no one gave a fuck or missed me and that annoyed me, so i came back. also, i am house bound at present. i think i have gout
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oh orphelia, this review might mark the first time you have made me laugh aloud for an extended period of time. for various reasons.
i've also been drinking, so don't be too proud of yourself over it.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:46:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:16:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:14:19 EST (#)
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oooh do the jelly thing. then rub the jelly on your bum! then take pictures of that and send it in.
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SEND ME YOUR ASS!!
astrasoleil.at.gmail.com
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a non sequitur at its best!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a nice person
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is... so much... to comment on...
I think I might explode!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-01-27 19:20:21 EST (#)
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woo hoo, just came to say that TheGoat is mightily pleased to have made the list...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:41:33 EST (#)
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lol
as if i would show you anyway
cheeky monkey
no one has and no one will see the secrets of my under garments.
I am just not *that* kind of girl..
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:34:31 EST (#)
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I can't ask FJ for them because he and I aren't on IRL terms.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:29:03 EST (#)
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ask FJ to forward them
:)
i played 'guess the pheely parts' with him
ie i'd send him a collection of boobies and he had to guess which were mine.
oh, happy days
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:26:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:20:39 EST (#)
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I could probably push my boobs together to make a bum and do that, but the cellulite filling my real back side cheeks would, I fear, be too much for the uber males to cope with.
I can only guess, but I imagine that there are pimples on it also.
As a side note, whilst watching porn, pimples, zits and shave rash on a girl, or indeed the male, is just off putting and gross.
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Tell you what, you send me some pictures, and I'll be an impartial judge.
I'm being serious. Please send me some naked Orphy pics!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:23:13 EST (#)
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I meant Joey was 1 of my 5.
and he is cute as a button to match.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:21:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 23:12:43 GMT (#)
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1 of 4.
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:)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:16:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:14:19 EST (#)
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oooh do the jelly thing. then rub the jelly on your bum! then take pictures of that and send it in.
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SEND ME YOUR ASS!!
astrasoleil.at.gmail.com
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Everyone likes a bit of mustard, Richard."
Still LOL'ing about this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 18:12:43 EST (#)
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1 of 4.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:55:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:35:31 GMT (#)
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are you Urbane?
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No, but I regularly masturbate on the fantasy that I am.
I just need to learn to deal with the shameful feelings that manifest themselves after I'm spent, lying there with my thumb and forefinger pinched around my foreskin, regretting the fact that I was too lazy to grab a kleenex on my way to bed.
I have a double bed, so 9 times outta 10 I'll just wipe it on the pillow that I dont use and when I do get a female guest to stay I'll blame it on the starch from my washing powder.
You could mug an old lady with that pillow case.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:49:18 EST (#)
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if you like to imagine it like that, please continue.
i did quit, for a couple of months, but no one gave a fuck or missed me and that annoyed me, so i came back. also, i am house bound at present. i think i have gout.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:46:41 EST (#)
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Don't lie, I bet it looks like a half eaten drunken kebab. except maybe with less spunk dripping out.
thought you quit this shithole anyway?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:39:42 EST (#)
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no, i don't have a greasy dogs dinner of a minge.
but i do have the child sized sausage fingers.
i haven't really met anyone from uber, i spoke to a few on the phone and that was awkward enough.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:35:31 EST (#)
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are you Urbane?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:32:23 EST (#)
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Five people.
I have already done it, had copious amounts of drink, weed and sex, and then fell out with them publicly on uber. But we made up again.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:29:14 EST (#)
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I am actually being quite harsh about Ubercons today and I'm not sure why. Although I took an awful lot of drugs yesterday and could possibly be coming down slightly which may explain the present Saharan quantitues of sand in my vag.
...but lets be fair. How many people on here would you actually tavel for over two hours for to actually meet?
I can think of three, maybe four names.
at a push.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:24:57 EST (#)
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I dunno, there was talk about an ubercon uk, but we know it will never happen.
emission is complaining travelling from Bath to the NE.
Hell, the yanks take plane rides to theirs but the brits shy away from distance over 50 miles.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:21:57 EST (#)
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somebody fill me on what happened here, I can't be fucke dto read the comments.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:20:39 EST (#)
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I could probably push my boobs together to make a bum and do that, but the cellulite filling my real back side cheeks would, I fear, be too much for the uber males to cope with.
I can only guess, but I imagine that there are pimples on it also.
As a side note, whilst watching porn, pimples, zits and shave rash on a girl, or indeed the male, is just off putting and gross.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ballare: helpful as always
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:14:19 EST (#)
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oooh do the jelly thing. then rub the jelly on your bum! then take pictures of that and send it in.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:14:16 EST (#)
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I'm on a list.....
ohh Chrystle made it too.
Thanks anyway.
Nite.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:12:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 20:24:08 GMT (#)
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you are lucky you saved yourself. for a minute there, i thought i had been snubbed.
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seriously, you had your own section
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:09:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 22:06:25 GMT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:03:07 EST (#)
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What is this business? This looks like an active users list, and I don't detect even the smallest hint of rage anywhere in the post.
Boooooring.
(The +1 is because my name is mentioned! woo! I love me!)
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sage is trying to get an ass post up.
I may as well submit two plates of jelly.
I fear my bum has seen better days.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:06:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:03:07 EST (#)
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What is this business? This looks like an active users list, and I don't detect even the smallest hint of rage anywhere in the post.
Boooooring.
(The +1 is because my name is mentioned! woo! I love me!)
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The child is so cute.
At least your kids look like you, my kids look like somebody elses all together. Don't ask because I don't know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:30:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:03:07 EST (#)
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What is this business? This looks like an active users list, and I don't detect even the smallest hint of rage anywhere in the post.
Boooooring.
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lol
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:49:14 EST (#)
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<3!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:29:42 EST (#)
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<3!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:24:08 EST (#)
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you are lucky you saved yourself. for a minute there, i thought i had been snubbed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:17:25 EST (#)
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: (
I'm, like, totally cool.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:10:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:03:46 EST (#)
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Yes, I was too chicken. The beauty about doing things again is you get another chance at it.
So, that's that.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:40:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:14:28 EST (#)
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:)
They have little ladybug ones too at the shop i got it from.
you would suit red :)
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I will keep it banked
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:28:10 EST (#)
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"Users I like but know I shouldn't -
Muddy, Method, Scourge, sico, Fey, rob, Quint. "
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Method is at least four of those users.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:27:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:11:12 GMT (#)
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I'll do ubercon UK!
Ask Red to organise, he's a very sociable chap. The North East might be a nice half way point.
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Yeah the North East is so halfway for me!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:16:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:45:21 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:43:41 GMT (#)
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I have a cactus plant called Steve.
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Pay for shipping, and you can have 100 more. Seriously.
I will even throw in the venus fly trap.
Steve is probably lonely anyway, they are sociable plants.
Unlike ferns, who are natures loners.
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It was only about 2cm big when I bought it. 10 years on it's fucking massive and takes up half a window sill! I haven't got room for anymore! And you're right they are sociable, Steve always grows more when I drunkenly (and hilariously) give it some Fosters. You should post a picture of your cacti.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:14:28 EST (#)
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:)
They have little ladybug ones too at the shop i got it from.
you would suit red :)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:13:06 EST (#)
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Bumble bee outfit ftw.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:09:46 EST (#)
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I LOVE PLAYING DRESS UP!
I have a lovely medieval wench costume. and bizarrely a bumble bee outfit.
lol LM, our teachers were like that at our school.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i guess i just like everyone.
lets paint the world a sunny yellow, lets get stoned, peaceful mellow, always take the easy option and blame others for death and destruction
lol
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hold your hand LM!
You can trust orphy....
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Childhood memories of the man stood by the school gates holding out chocolate bars just came flooding back.
Alright Oprhy, I would concider playing.
Only if everyone comes in fancy dress.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this business? This looks like an active users list, and I don't detect even the smallest hint of rage anywhere in the post.
Boooooring.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:30:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
the most draining part was moving my 80gb of music from one iTunes to the new but I worked it out it just took time and i wouldn't talk to redskies if your life depended on it
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hah!
Well thank you for that you BigBossMan lookielikey
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hold your hand LM!
You can trust orphy....
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A UK ubercon would be a terrifying thing
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:43:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a cactus plant called Steve.
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Pay for shipping, and you can have 100 more. Seriously.
I will even throw in the venus fly trap.
Steve is probably lonely anyway, they are sociable plants.
Unlike ferns, who are natures loners.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a cactus plant called Steve.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
Oh god that is so funny
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:33:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, me and Fey, we got a thang going on...
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Orphelia wants to fuck Fey Director style (in the mouth).
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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There was one a couple or three years ago, and one more recently. Katy came to that one, and I didn't turn up. Weep. Berty and myself have zero organisation skills, so can't sort out another.
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no see that was your fault. the car problem got solved and you were too chickenshit to go just in case. wimp.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, me and Fey, we got a thang going on...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and why shouldn't you like Fey?
Fey is lovely.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can make it up to me by emailing me a snatch shot from your private collection.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do ubercon UK!
Ask Red to organise, he's a very sociable chap. The North East might be a nice half way point.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:56:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:56:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
How the fuck did I end up as cool?
You're twisted, lady.
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by association. dur.
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heh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-01-27 17:03:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Darn. I didn't make the "cool" list. I guess I'll have to kill myself now, as all my self worth comes from the acceptance of random total strangers on the interweb.
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LOL. Thats the coolest think I heard all day.
(I can hardly put 'a list of users I would like to drink/sleep/meet/have slept with' could I?)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:43:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make lists.
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I actually thought about including you and no1hasdis always click on my posts, sometimes you are a bit mean but often leave something interesting but I didn't want to name everyone. Thats a bit rob berg.
Also where are TechnoRatty and lostnpound, I liked those guys.
Sandman, I am in the middle of my reply to you! :(
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually... http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq216/akk777/n503366886_1026825_5456.jpg
34B. Just awesome. Lungfish would understand...
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I get small boobs, the last girl I got off with only hand a handful and they were so playful.
I like boobs anysize, I am not boobist.
Hurty was organising an Ubercon UK but then he lost interest. I don't think it will ever happen, in the UK if you live over 5o miles apart it is deemed a VERY LONG WAY.
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There was one a couple or three years ago, and one more recently. Katy came to that one, and I didn't turn up. Weep. Berty and myself have zero organisation skills, so can't sort out another.
Someone do it and I'll come.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darn. I didn't make the "cool" list. I guess I'll have to kill myself now, as all my self worth comes from the acceptance of random total strangers on the interweb.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 16:56:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
How the fuck did I end up as cool?
You're twisted, lady.
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by association. dur.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How the fuck did I end up as cool?
You're twisted, lady.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make lists.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:43:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the desperate begging for attention from ANY woman by kaos_king is getting everywhere on uber.
it's so fucking gross.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If sage smoked 1/2 as much as she claims to on here she'd be in a coma.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not a GOOD remake LM.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, bell is your babydaddy???
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't not 2+ boobs. Katy will be introducing hers to mine in the autum, you should come and join in. YOu have bigger boobs than me. Awesome.
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man i will be so out of place :(
two hooters waitresses and then a chick from an "i like big butts" remake video.
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This is why I will then be able to die a happy lady.
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't not 2+ boobs. Katy will be introducing hers to mine in the autum, you should come and join in. YOu have bigger boobs than me. Awesome.
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man i will be so out of place :(
two hooters waitresses and then a chick from an "i like big butts" remake video.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey sage
Knock knock
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Who's there?
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interupting cow
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I've heard it before, but...but....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*coughs up marijuana seeds*
*dies*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't not 2+ boobs. Katy will be introducing hers to mine in the autum, you should come and join in. YOu have bigger boobs than me. Awesome.
I ain't never been cool though Orphy, I just thought I better warn you of that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a big IF
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now Fallen, you DO realize our Sage is going to laugh herself right into a stroke over that one.
Well, if she gets it...
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey sage
Knock knock
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Who's there?
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interupting cow
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey sage
Knock knock
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Who's there?
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interupting cow
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:34:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MY MASTERPIECE HAS BEEN POSTED!
this one took time
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey sage
Knock knock
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Who's there?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Women are the stupidest fucking creatures on the planet, I swear. How do you stay in a situation where your INSTINCTS of self preservation tell you to get the fuck out? We're supposedly smarter than animals, but even the smallest, most insignificant bug would run like fuck if he or she was getting stomped on. Seems like we're not as intelligent as we'd like to think.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:20:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, fer fuck's sake, EI...
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Excuse me............
______________________________
Nothing, young Prince.... nothing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:20:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, fer fuck's sake, EI...
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Excuse me............
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Another list I wasn't liked on.
A stutterer with a glass eye who has been raped.
Sounds like a typical uber user.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, fer fuck's sake, EI...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESSE IS BACK!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER EI PAINT POST IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 10:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey sage
Knock knock
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**sighs heavily and pets Sage on her lil' blonde head**
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chesticles...love that term for some reason. Not willing to post my boobs, not even anonymously. Maybe at most a cleavage shot, but I'm just not as confident about my boobs as I am my ass for some reason.
I heard a stupid/funny joke on the radio this morning...
"How do you scare bees?"
"You say, "boo, bees!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:48:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*bro grabs*
Fuck you, FALLEN!
<throws cow>
<sachets off, sobbing>
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw whos a grumpy gus?
c'mer SilvrWolf ya big lug, you know you need this.
**Big non-gay man on man hug**
feel better? good.
now lets see if FJ and KK have convinced the girls to show their sweater puppies yet.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:37:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to organize another "Uber Ass Directory!!"...I'm TOTALLY game for that.
Maybe I'll do a post today about that. I think I'll do it now, in fact. Maybe even along with a survey. Yes...yes.
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I don't think there's much interest in ass. It's all about the chesticles.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If your family and friends love your boyfriend then you know you're onto a winner. If they don't, you may as well give up.
My family and friends love my boyfriend. Sometimes they love him more than me...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to organize another "Uber Ass Directory!!"...I'm TOTALLY game for that.
Maybe I'll do a post today about that. I think I'll do it now, in fact. Maybe even along with a survey. Yes...yes.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:36:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:34:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage was game for booby flashing.
OOOOooh, I just remembered, I have Ballares in my email. They are right up your street KK.
Ballare has a lovely handful.
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They've gotta be circulated!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
despite our uber personas we are genuine compasionate people.
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Shut right the hell up, FALLEN! Some of us don't want to be found out.
If you turn this into a hug-fest, I'll throw a cow at you.
A mad one.
Not diseased, just angry.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage was game for booby flashing.
OOOOooh, I just remembered, I have Ballares in my email. They are right up your street KK.
Ballare has a lovely handful.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I'm ignoring all this horrible business of beating upon Orphy, as it is a personal situation.
She knows I'm concerned, that I care, but I do not feel it's my place to address the matter, let alone on Uber...
Now, I've lost track. Which one of you slores were going to show your tits again???
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm waiting for Sico to come out and tell us we need to either scissor or...as his brother recently came up with for myself, his girlfriend and Sico's girlfriend...trissor.
I am of the school that I let people live their lives and figure things out for themselves. I'll tell them my experiences but in the end I know I learn everything on my own and rarely listen to others, even if it means I have to learn the hard way.
Honestly, after being with my ex, (and I can't say I regret being with him) my Dad was right, and god dammit, he's ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. I SHOULD'VE listened to him and I'm considering listening to him in the future, at least when it comes to men.
But I digress, as per usual.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:22:13 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw but Sage, we all love ratting about people's boyfriends and telling them they can do better and to get shot. Tis what girlfriends are for.
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That and mutal lady lovin'.
:)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all kidding aside you need to think hard about this. Don't stay in a potential violent situation.
One hit was one time too many.
and a broken nose? come on that's way more than a dunken/loss of control/anger moment "bitch slap".
we're all worried.
despite our uber personas we are genuine compasionate people.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw but Sage, we all love ratting about people's boyfriends and telling them they can do better and to get shot. Tis what girlfriends are for.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Iamgine just snuffing a human's life out though. Even if they were the most rancid scum of the earth... I couldn't do it and it makes me retch just thinking about it.
--- that's until my secret powers come out ---
Then it's a blood bath!
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DEAR SATAN!!!
**swoons again**
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you, Kaos. :)
__________________________
**swoon**
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Iamgine just snuffing a human's life out though. Even if they were the most rancid scum of the earth... I couldn't do it and it makes me retch just thinking about it.
--- that's until my secret powers come out ---
Then it's a blood bath!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you all notice what name in that list is all Caps?
oh-yeah!
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That's right, everybody look at FALLEN.
LOOK AT ME, I'M FALLEN!!!
I USE TeH CAPZ BUTTON! I R TEH COOLEST!
**runs away**
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This made me LOL.
I love you, Kaos. :)
O...you are the only one who knows your situation. You posted something on uber and now we're all worried. We (gasp!!) care about your well-being, because we love your snarky, kid-having ass. Sico wants to send you more Lucky Charms so he can get his crisps. But if you feel he deserves a second chance, as much as it scares me to say this, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THE SITUATION INTIMATELY ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT DECISION. I know I'm not alone when I say I hope you're not making a mistake, but since you've spent so much time with him, I can't honestly blame you for feeling like you should give him another chance and attempting to see it through.
Best of luck to you, girl. <3 xoxo
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't killed anyone, and I don't think I ever will. Unless it was a total and complete accident, like I bought someone a beer without realising they were an alcoholic and they died of liver poisoning.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 namedrop, and thanks for the kind consideration. I find visiting your computer to be a pleasant experience.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:14:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have a tendency to go for the wrong bloke?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus FUCK, Banjo! That's terrible, but...
... I kinda wanna cut off someone head. Just for experimental purposes, of course.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that highchair was very expensive but you are right FJ, the pattern is clashing obscenely.
banj, the guy who i was with who killed someone is dead. but great story
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooh ooh ooh! All this violence talk reminds me of a story. Not a nice story but a story nonetheless.
My bro was in the army. He went out on the piss one night, bumped into a bunch of junkie losers who picked and fight and wound up getting stabbed in the jugular and up beneath his eye. He died, was resuscitated and had the blood of 3 full grown men pumped thruogh him.
I found out last time I saw him that the guy who did it got away with it even though they had the weapon and DNA evidence.
My mum got a phone call off one of the investigators in the case who told her that the guy who did it was now in prison and he wouldn't be coming out anytime soon.
After stabbing my brother and getting away with it, he went to Darlington and hacked off his girlfriend's head.
Orphelia - true story, you could be that guy's girlfriend. Get the hell out and don't stop running, you never know and you should look after your own and kid's futures. Violence is not acceptable under any circumstances, even if you are a cunt to live with.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But the patterns on the high chair don't match terribly well with the decor. For shame.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MWG's how could I forget MWG's. :(
As I have said before, I don't actually like cacti, they are mostly gifts because I bought a few and people assumed I collected them and well it just took off from there. I am constantly tweezering the kids fingers in cacti needle related surgery. They never learn.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your children are cute and I like your vase.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do not have a pink car
who makes up these color names?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so hot for Sacrilicious right now...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
4. Cacti - I have over 100.
I like cacti. I prefer succulents, but I like cacti. I also think glass eyes are pretty awesome, unless you actually have to live with it.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
googling
cerise car
wacky brit words for stuff
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh it is easy for saccy et all to say 'walk away now' but that means walking away from my entire life. and i dare say many people i know, if not given a second chance in some form, wouldn't be the lovely people they are today. the other day he just threatened it, or said it to upset me, and well it upset me a bit.
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Orphelia, I never for one minute thought or meant to imply I thought it would be easy. Easy doesn't matter when it could be life or death, or at the very least, psychologically harmful to your kids when they hear or even SENSE this violent tendency. What did you tell your kids when daddy broke mommy's nose the first time? Or did they have front row seats?
that is not an exaggeration- Do you know what the leading cause of death is for pregnant women in the U.S.?
MURDER.
You say "I trust him infinetly and if he says he won't do it again, I believe him"--- AND HE SAID HE'D DO IT AGAIN, SO YOU SHOULD BELIEVE HIM.
I'm not going to try to psychoanalyze you, but you came here and posted the other night about the threat. Is it possible you are downplaying the danger because you fear leaving and losing your home and the things that come with it? If deep down, you honestly believe it meant nothing, you would not have posted it.
I'm going to say that again, because I firmly believe it to be true-
If deep down, you honestly believe it meant nothing, you would not have posted it.
Even if you don't know exactly why you did, you did. And while you may not want 100 internet strangers telling you what they think you should do, you know that's exactly what will happen when you post such things.
I hope he never lays another hand on you- but NOW, before a wedding, before having 10-20-30 years behind you when your hope diminishes by the year and you REALLY find no chance at leaving- NOW is the best time to insure yourself he never will, by leaving.
I wish you the best of health and happiness for you and your kids.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:59:33 EST (#)
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***running***
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:58:50 EST (#)
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orly?
i r ka-os-ki-ng I hav teh hi-phen in m-y na-me.
you better run.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:58:39 EST (#)
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Way to generate the heat Orphelia!
Woah! I made a list! In a good way to.
YAY!!!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:57:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:56:43 GMT (#)
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I think audie's pointing out the fact that your man has recently threatened (or at least mentioned) it again as being something to be alarmed about. The fact that it even came out of his mouth is cause for concern.
Look, I've had anger problems my whole life but I'd never hit a woman. I certainly could never hit the mother of my children. Mothers are special. They are to be revered, cherished and placed upon a pedestal. They are to be PROTECTED from harm; not harmed or even threatened with such. If you're never within arm's reach of him again, he cannot touch you. And that's as far as I'm willing to butt into your business about it.
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Yeah, but in all fairness, I am a complete cunt to live with
LOL
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:56:54 EST (#)
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FALLEN has ego issues.
He likes to be noticed, this is why he drives a cerise car and wears plaid.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:56:43 EST (#)
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I think audie's pointing out the fact that your man has recently threatened (or at least mentioned) it again as being something to be alarmed about. The fact that it even came out of his mouth is cause for concern.
Look, I've had anger problems my whole life but I'd never hit a woman. I certainly could never hit the mother of my children. Mothers are special. They are to be revered, cherished and placed upon a pedestal. They are to be PROTECTED from harm; not harmed or even threatened with such. If you're never within arm's reach of him again, he cannot touch you. And that's as far as I'm willing to butt into your business about it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:55:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:52:39 EST (#)
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Did you all notice what name in that list is all Caps?
oh-yeah!
___________________________
That's right, everybody look at FALLEN.
LOOK AT ME, I'M FALLEN!!!
I USE TeH CAPZ BUTTON! I R TEH COOLEST!
**runs away**
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:52:39 EST (#)
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Did you all notice what name in that list is all Caps?
oh-yeah!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:49:35 EST (#)
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make him prove it while you're away, safe,
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great advice actually, even though in 6 years that was the only incident i guess it doesn't make any difference.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:45:52 EST (#)
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Oh bugger. oh well shlongy, i am sure you won't lose sleep. but you were meant to be in there. and phallic, where has he gone? i am sure i typed phallic :(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:45:47 EST (#)
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I'm going to the bathroom and if I end up masturbating it's your fault.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:42:13 EST (#)
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you are on there i took particular care in spelling your name right, too. muppet
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:41:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:32:34 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:22:29 EST (#)
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Audrey, nobody's listening to you. We're all scouring the internet for pictures of girls with 36GG tits.
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I wasn't until you said something.
NSFW - http://www.bigtitsnews.net/img/061005/anyaTHAlovingamerica_015.jpg - NSFW
Those should be registered as sovereign territories.
Perhaps they are. Hmmmmm.
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Damn websense won't let me see 'em. Woe is me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:38:45 EST (#)
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Am I mistaken or did Shlongy FINALLY not make a list?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:37:47 EST (#)
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I have had them roughly that size since I was around 13 years old, they have remained constant throughout. Phil and Grant http://media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2005/1/31/Brothers-Return-Phil--Grant-Mitchell-1271877.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:35:01 EST (#)
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oh, I know I am stupid, you don't have to tell me that.
I can hear myself, it does sound pathetic.
haha What makes you think that is my other half in the pic and what makes you so sure it isn't FJ?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:32:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:22:29 EST (#)
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Audrey, nobody's listening to you. We're all scouring the internet for pictures of girls with 36GG tits.
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I wasn't until you said something.
NSFW - http://www.bigtitsnews.net/img/061005/anyaTHAlovingamerica_015.jpg - NSFW
Those should be registered as sovereign territories.
Perhaps they are. Hmmmmm.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:31:40 EST (#)
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You my dear, rule.
36 GG? holy hell and I thought the wife was big at DD, sweeeeet.
Im with KK, "shower scenes..."
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:30:14 EST (#)
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but by gosh your idiot does look a lot like that other twat
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:28:48 EST (#)
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whatever noob. whorph he (apparently) threatened you, are, you, that stupid.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:22:29 EST (#)
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Audrey, nobody's listening to you. We're all scouring the internet for pictures of girls with 36GG tits.
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:10:54 EST (#)
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listen - <insert name of...emily? I don't know insert the old skull woman they found in africa>, you'll regret it if you stay, it's about your kids cro-magnon force-face. If you want/DESIRE proof make him prove it while you're away, safe, and your children aren't exposed. Seriously you've never come across as a such a serious dumbarse don't expose your kids to this.
(if you are full of shit I will make a post saying you are)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:10:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:05:23 GMT (#)
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what mess? the nose thing happened agaes ago and since then it has been one threat. or maybe nasty comment. I trust him infinetly and if he says he won't do it again, I believe him. No, not walk away from my kids but my home and everything I have worked damn hard to build with him.
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I dont think it matters when it happened, the fact it happened at all should be a sign. Say he found what you say about him on uber, that he threatened you and everything...how do you think he would react? Or say you dropped something hot on him? how would he react? When he says it wont happen again, i have no doubt thats what it means, but its not always going to be easy to control for him.
It must be tough and I could never pretend to completly understand.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:08:31 EST (#)
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But... I'm confused.
Oh, whatev'.
I still think you've got monstrously huge boobs.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:06:34 EST (#)
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Sico sent you lucky charms and that IS the ONLY reason you like him :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:06:03 EST (#)
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Three kids, all boys.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:05:23 EST (#)
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what mess? the nose thing happened agaes ago and since then it has been one threat. or maybe nasty comment. I trust him infinetly and if he says he won't do it again, I believe him. No, not walk away from my kids but my home and everything I have worked damn hard to build with him.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:04:45 EST (#)
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WAITWAITWAITWAIT!!!
how many fucking kids do you have???????????????????????????????
I'm now counting at LEAST 4!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:02:44 EST (#)
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Oh, and that is bullshit saying the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. My eldest kids biological dad was jailed for kicking a guy to death (later to be murdered himself in prison) my son is such a sweet gentle soul we suspect him to be gay. I don't see him torturing animals or stuff.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:02:39 EST (#)
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im afraid if he's broken your nose, there is a fair old chance it will happen again. Obviously no one here knows your exact circumstances. You sat walking away means walking away from your whole life? how? you walk away from him, not your kids. You are just scared, go get some help and sort this mess out.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:00:26 EST (#)
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it was only one hit by the way and it broke my nose and i had him arrested so it ain't like i am a doormat. we both went to anger management classes. but i'd say, not making excuses, the drink didn't help. i loathe alcohol.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:58:38 EST (#)
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sage - he is adorable. I don't know what is wrong with my foot, when I look up my symptoms it sounds like gout but I am not that fat, or an old man. I have know idea but it hurts.
audie - the very first time he hit me I was 7 months pregnant with our 3rd child. It is my last child anyway. he hasn't hit me since but if he did I would leave immediately, everyone deserves one second chance. oh it is easy for saccy et all to say 'walk away now' but that means walking away from my entire life. and i dare say many people i know, if not given a second chance in some form, wouldn't be the lovely people they are today. the other day he just threatened it, or said it to upset me, and well it upset me a bit.
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:50:59 EST (#)
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Okay. baboon - you're not actually listening - so listen.
It's been my experience as a dad (and an incredible one), that the macadamias don't fall so far from the tree. I know this because my kids are awesome and I often reflect and think like - omg, THEY'RE awesome because....I AM.....
but this isn't about me. IF, you are actually getting punched for not making dinner properly, you need to close your legs.
All of a sudden i'm thinking about dinner but that's not the point.
If you are getting owned by your spouse but not in a gay way (dude - THAT RHYMES), but if you are you are propagating the learning - the BAD learning. for your benefit I have an analogy.
Once, I was playing Silent Hill something-a-rather and got totally own3d by the slack, physicless giant rabbit on level one.
"i'm busy why don't YOU guys keep playing" I said to my kids.
"Fuck YOU Dad that rabbit is FREAKING US OUT" said they and that's my point.
they were scared like fags, and if you don't LEAVE muhammhed ali, you won't get to the second level of silent hill also. that's what i'm talking about.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:44:28 EST (#)
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<3
My roommate's dad has a glass eye. And one of my hockey player friends has a fake front tooth which he took out once to scare me while I was drunk. He looked at me and his tooth was in his mouth, then I looked away and when I looked back at him, he was smiling with one of his front teeth missing. He promptly put it back and we laughed about it and then took another shot. My liver hates me.
I hope you're not walking with a limp because you've been beaten up too badly.
Your child (if that IS your child, if not, then THAT child, whoever he is) is ADORABLE.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:41:26 EST (#)
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This guy I know he sends me all this indie music, some of it works out for me and some doesn't. Recently I stumbled upon The Gaslight Anthem and I find them to do good music but I haven't a taste in the least for some other things.
He sends me links to rapidshare/mediashare files and you can just download the stuff....this is all very foreign to me but no one has come a knock knock knocking at my door yet so I think I'm in the clear.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:31:09 EST (#)
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80 gigs???
You fuckin' win.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:30:09 EST (#)
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the most draining part was moving my 80gb of music from one iTunes to the new but I worked it out it just took time and i wouldn't talk to redskies if your life depended on it
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:28:50 EST (#)
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"surely they can just play outside? Ice storm or no icestorm."
Yes, but the little crumb-snatchers have mommy radar. If I even touch her and they're within a mile radius, they'll come ask for a drink or ask permission to go to the woods or want a wound dressed or some mundane shit like that.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:27:55 EST (#)
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Muddy - -
You've got to read the reviews when you get a chance. We got pretty ridiculous. Oh, and I DID name names. Actually, it turned into a giant shit-fest. Fun.
Have fun with the Mac. Seriously, they're great home computers. If you have any questions... ask RedSkies. He's some kinda guru with them.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:23:07 GMT (#)
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1. If it actually *WAS* your birthday, happy birthday.
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Thank you!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:23:53 EST (#)
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i'm kidding of course I like orphelia....she puts out.
Kaos - I saw your post just this morning, life's been busy in my 24' x 24' cubicle lately and I don't find the draw to this place that I once did.
I did respond although, I'm short on fire and the flames seem to have since burnt out on you post but it was a decent attempt but you should call people outright, it raises the fervor from jump street.
i will say that i bought an iMac over the weekend and i'm thus far quite fond of it.
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:23:07 EST (#)
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okay so let me get this right. Yesterday was your birthday, you were getting threatened by your old man today you're posting tribute rubbish and we're meant to take you seriously - srly. I have a few bullet points.
1. If it actually *WAS* your birthday, happy birthday.
2. If you are really getting thrashed-up by your bloke, and even though he'd set a precident you still let him spend his seed in your loins, you must be an idiot.
3. I was pretty pissed-off imagining that you not only got THREATENED on your b'day, but even more pissed off that you had been there before and sprogged some more... - spring.
4. I imagined you being dumb, and I can't tolerate dumb.
5. I got more shitty, thought you were gay, all the time thougt hmm, if he's hit her previously, it would explain why she looks like gorilla biscuits..
6. I dwelt on elipses...you know how many if you want to be descriptive? two, three?
and SEVEN, you are really full of shit. If crystle hadn't broke uber a couple of years ago you would've - with your face. BUT, here's the thing. you can't actually BREAK a website if you've ALREADY BROKEN CYBERSPACE, and THAT'S what you did. I see what you've done I just can't stomach the gross, and I've played silent hill 4 and the sims.
disclaimer: if you are actually getting beat up by your spouse guy, and are still letting him thrust your gib-jab, I'm all for brownshirts, batons, and book burning. Natural selection.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:21:21 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:20:39 EST (#)
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A Fairy Tale
One day, a long, long time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.
The End.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:19:46 EST (#)
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i don't care you don't like me muddy
*weeps*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:18:37 EST (#)
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Completely unrelated: The stupid kids are out of stupid school because of the stupid ice storm. I had planned on laying around having sex all day and now I'm gonna have to do something constructive and of quality. They're probably even gonna ask me to feed them. Stupid weather.
I need cheese... and a Valium.
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surely they can just play outside? Ice storm or no icestorm.
haha that reminds me of a conversation the other day
'quick, eldest child is next door, toddler is sleeping and baby is settled, we have a clear 20 minutes for uninterrupted sex'
'shall we just cut out foreplay then?'
'forget it'
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:17:42 EST (#)
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Muddy, you cock... where have you been?
I'VE NEEDED YOUR SPECIAL LOVE/ABUSE!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:17:27 EST (#)
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Whatever FG! I have even had completly sensible conversations with you, which is quite something. I shall await todays email with glee.
The end of your work day comes and PAH, no more mail for EI, even though he did raise a number of interesting AND inriguing topics.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:16:06 EST (#)
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i know i shouldn't like you either
so i don't
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:15:58 EST (#)
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Whoops! She was on the list.
I suck.
That'll teach me not to sleep.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:15:55 EST (#)
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Damn kids & their need for food!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:15:00 EST (#)
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Don't listen to EI. I do so reply to his e-mails.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:14:52 EST (#)
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I wasn't talking about Crystle's titties, k-k. Not that I'd mind them or anything. I just meant 'cause she didn't make orphy's list.
Completely unrelated: The stupid kids are out of stupid school because of the stupid ice storm. I had planned on laying around having sex all day and now I'm gonna have to do something constructive and of quality. They're probably even gonna ask me to feed them. Stupid weather.
I need cheese... and a Valium.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:14:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:00:16 GMT (#)
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boobs of uber - ballare and i tried to do it remember, and we got bombed. you have seen mine fj, isn't that enough? :(
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We TOTALLY need to play that 'Guess the Boobs' game again. Fo shizzle, dizzle.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:12:48 EST (#)
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im not sure i can afford to be fussy enough to distinguish by nationality. I would imagine American women outnumber the English women on this site.
Anyway FG never replies to my emails :(
Always leaves me hanging.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:10:22 EST (#)
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Watch it, Forensic.
I have THAT picture saved on my hard-drive...
I stare at it with a dreamy expression quite often.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:09:45 EST (#)
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i rather like the idea of an Uber coup.
or maybe a I would just settle for a 'click here if you are british' section.
emission wouldn't click it though, he is the yankies brit whore :)
he loves shmoozing with the american ladies.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:08:32 EST (#)
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Thank you. Oh, and thanks for putting Crystle on the list. She kvetches terribly when she's not included.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:08:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:49 EST (#)
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Crystle's going to come sigh at you.
__________________________
I adore Crystle, but let's be honest; as much as we all want to see 'em, she a bit conservative. Never gonna happen.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:06:56 EST (#)
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WELL THEN HELP ME!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:06:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:31 EST (#)
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I drank Hornsby's for a while, then I discovered how easy it is to homebrew spectacular English style cider, 5 gallons at a time. Mmmmm.
_______________________________________
***seething jealousy***
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:06:42 EST (#)
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ok but i dont reckon half of those would want to have their boobs on uber.... more than half actually.
forget this idea, if it happens it will be a poor show
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:49 EST (#)
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Crystle's going to come sigh at you.
I'm required by law to +2 anyone with boobs you need a GPS to navigate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:41 EST (#)
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i have seen LMs and they are MAGNIFICENT!
FJ, you need help :)
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:31 EST (#)
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I drank Hornsby's for a while, then I discovered how easy it is to homebrew spectacular English style cider, 5 gallons at a time. Mmmmm.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:58:05 EST (#)
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I have a certain respect for Apollo.
He hates EVERYONE, regardless of race, age, sex, creed, religion, politics, ect.
He's an equal-opportunist Hater.
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Apollo actually loves me. He won't admit it, but in private, he just does as he's told.
He's a good boy.
What happened to the days when us Brits dominated the front page at this time of the day? Off topic, sure, but valid. Hypocritcal, considering I never post anymore? Of course it is, but my God we should stage a coup.
We need melina, berty, red, ttom, apollo (don't care where he lives now, he can drag his lazy ass up earlier), spam and I seem to remember rad being an honorary brit, no matter how much he hates it. And ever other british motherfucker I missed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:05:05 EST (#)
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oh maybe sage tried to do ubercocks, anyway, I dont think either will happen again.
people need to get out more ;) ;)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:04:10 EST (#)
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Eh... Sage, Ballare, Banjo, Little Monster, Fey and a few others. Still wanna get Katy, Ghola, Saccylish, Susie Derkins, and Shadow to play.
But I'm not crude enough to mention such things...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:03:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:00:16 GMT (#)
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boobs of uber - ballare and i tried to do it remember, and we got bombed. you have seen mine fj, isn't that enough? :(
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But I want to see them again - from different angles, perspectives and definitions. I want to see them in a corset. I want to see them lying down. I want to see them mid-swing. I want to see the nipples tweaked, twisted and stiff. I want to see them soft and sleepy.
When you go to Paris, you don't look at the Eiffel Tower just once, from a distance. You stare at it, study it, walk around it and touch it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:03:06 EST (#)
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also, bozz, it isn't anything new ;)
http://www.ubersite.com/u/orphelia/l/huh
i would gladly do uber boobs. uber udders lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:01:05 EST (#)
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sage tried to start uberboobs but only got one response. I think its a bit tiresome, been done and you would just be re hashing old users as apart from Sage and Orphelia, not many would join in. Cant blame them really. Plus theres no real new female Users.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:00:37 EST (#)
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Mr. Bell, I'll see what I can do. However, in the past, such posts were usually organized by a female. Less creepy, I suppose.
Bozz, if you like Strongbow, try Hornsby's. It's comparable, and much easier to find. Woodchuck is too sweet, except for the Dark&Dry.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:00:16 EST (#)
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i thought about putting you on bozz, but i still haven't made my mind up about you. :)
yeah, apollo is probably mr lovely but he pulls my hair and makes me cry.
boobs of uber - ballare and i tried to do it remember, and we got bombed. you have seen mine fj, isn't that enough? :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:58:05 EST (#)
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I have a certain respect for Apollo.
He hates EVERYONE, regardless of race, age, sex, creed, religion, politics, ect.
He's an equal-opportunist Hater.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:57:41 EST (#)
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We need to have an UberBoobs 2009. KK, you hitwhoring cunt, why don't you sort it out?
Submitted by bozznc (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:57:26 EST (#)
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I make my round one ADD 09 post a tribute to you and STILL no love.. I agree with most of these, but I've met Apollo and he's pretty chill. Introduced me to Strongbow after all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:55:35 EST (#)
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apollo makes me cry.
but his arguments with bub are funny
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*pythons
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahh, apollos a good egg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am so scared of pytons.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DO IT FJ if you have the balls.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:46:26 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that girl in taht Kao pic is so hot, I love her.
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Shall I discuss her likes & dislikes in bed with you Emission?
Dislike: The Use Of Animals
Dislike: Dirty Foreigners
Dislike: Bad Hair Grooming
Well sorry, that's only 3 and it looks like you're out...
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Bad Hair grooming?? yeah right, im the dude with the hair, the hair of the south
dirty? foreigner!, hell i bet she loves the English accent. As i got told its a cross between Michael Caine and Hugh Grant, that was in a bar in NYC.
Use of animals?? ok you got me there. Still she could come visit my pyton, it doesn't bite, unless teased ;)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like lists too, but if I did one it would pretty much be 'People That I Think are Fucking Stupid,' 'People That I Think are Silly Fucks,' and 'People That I Would Fuck Silly.'
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh noes
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like boobs any size, I am not boobist.
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HAHAHA!!! I adore you...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that girl in taht Kao pic is so hot, I love her.
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Shall I discuss her likes & dislikes in bed with you Emission?
Dislike: The Use Of Animals
Dislike: Dirty Foreigners
Dislike: Bad Hair Grooming
Well sorry, that's only 3 and it looks like you're out...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually... http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq216/akk777/n503366886_1026825_5456.jpg
34B. Just awesome. Lungfish would understand...
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I get small boobs, the last girl I got off with only hand a handful and they were so playful.
I like boobs anysize, I am not boobist.
Hurty was organising an Ubercon UK but then he lost interest. I don't think it will ever happen, in the UK if you live over 5o miles apart it is deemed a VERY LONG WAY.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot triangle_man, where is that guy??
I don't like sphaggy and apollo. They are mean. That is all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never met another single Uber user except for Gascs, who I went to High School with over a decade ago.
He's the one who introduced me to pH, then Uber.
Seriously, I wanna get hammered with quite a number of you freaks...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to go to the barbers.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh Orphelia, you always drop zeros!!
ratings dont matter rememeber ;)
that girl in taht Kao pic is so hot, I love her.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God emission, second on the list and you STILL drop your zeros.
Oh and Hidden is the most shaggable user.
Yeah, FJ's hair looks shit on that pic.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:40:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and finally where are the good lists? you know peopel you hate and those reasons. THAT would be entertaining, because it seems to me you have listed everyone on this post.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is wrong with 36GG boobies KK? Just 'cos you dig flat chested gingers. :(
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Actually... http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq216/akk777/n503366886_1026825_5456.jpg
34B. Just awesome. Lungfish would understand...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and mysta?? cool?? goodness. she seems to have vanished again which is good but seriously that girl is wacko
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
cute dribbing kid though :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoever it is , needs a decent haircut
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#5 - is that FJ Bell in the photo???
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LOL
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You said you wouldn't put this picture up...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd was meant to be in the list of users I like but know I shouldn't.
What is wrong with 36GG boobies KK? Just 'cos you dig flat chested gingers. :(
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anything a woman has to say about 'cool' is instantly invalidated by her vagina.
in short, shut your mouth and open your cunt, its all youre good for.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:33:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 - Yes, please get to know Corn, Coley & Katy. Oh please, yes... and then the group showers.
#2 - Cacti? As in, you have over 100 cactus plants? madness.
#3 - Wait, 36GG. Are you saying that's your BREAST size. Please fuck, tell me I'm understanding that wrong.
#4 - What the hell is "SHED7?"
#5 - is that FJ Bell in the photo???
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I... I HAVE SO MUCH TO COMMENT ON HERE!!!