It's coming right for us (517 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2009-01-26 23:20:53 EST
Steve and I were out hunting in the woods as opposed to the zoo because we had been banned for life after the Panda incident. To this day I swear it was coming right for us. Dangerous critters pandas are, but nowhere near as dangerous as our current prey.
It was shortly before noon and we found fresh tracks and started to cautiously follow them back towards the road. From the size of his print we knew we had a true monster trophy on way, but only if we were successful. We stopped by the stream to refill our canteens and when we looked up, there she was.
A magnificent beast she was, and of enormous size her long tail swished briskly back and forth as she caught our scent. She was huge, we had to take her down before she reached the city. A bestial cacophony broke the silence as the beast roared and stood tall in challenge.
The beast charged and Steve was in motion, with a loud crack his rifle fired, and the beast loped past us staggering and his eyes already had less focus than before. We followed the blood trail down to the highway.
Steve is the guy on the right... Nice trophy Kill eh?
-b
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-29 17:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile (+1)
Submitted by slank (user info) at 2009-01-29 00:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-28 18:39:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-27 15:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhahahahahahhahaa
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Arrgh the edit got me. Thanks for pointing that out Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-27 11:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i like how the squirrel monster also has the ability to change from female to male.
AWESOME!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-27 09:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent picture/story.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Weak.
The squirrelasaurus, that is.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 02:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Never seen the pic before. I smiled...
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-27 02:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hadn't seen this particular pic before.
I also jst saw Tropic thunder and well...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 01:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Really old picture, but the story was slighlty humorous. (I've seen better) The best part of the story was the Panda joke.
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2009-01-27 00:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2009-01-27 00:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Jordan85777
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Dude I've read your stuff...not very impressive
I wrote this in two minutes after seeing the accompanying image.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2009-01-27 00:24:45 EST (#)
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