Six Months worth of Ideas (864 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 1.02 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2009-01-26 19:29:01 EST
It's almost 6 months since I posted last so I thought I'd list down all the ideas that I have come up with.
They are listed in alphabetical order so you can see if any of YOUR ideas are similar.
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User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 01:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When did this place get overrun by a bunch of fucking queers and dog-faced anibeasts?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-27 14:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When did Kaos-King start sounding like Bubba?
Please, people. If you want to be taken seriously, one exclamation mark or question mark is enough. Control the impulse to use more!!!
See? It makes you look ineffectual and shouty.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-27 12:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-27 08:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I miss Degreeless.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 07:12:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:44:52 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quit trying a long time ago.
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I was going to roast you for kicks, just because I know you could handle it but there were posts and reviews that needed to be read for ideas and that seemed all too much like hard work.
There was a time where I would have done it and actually enjoyed doing it for the ongoing entertainment.
Bring back all the entertainers - Squattail, WTH, Jimthefiend, Degreeless, Kai, SwampDonkey etc The people who you could have a heated argument with that didn't lead to somebody "leaving" all over the front page or ringing your local library and having your membership revoked.
Either that or post some decent fucking shit. The standard these days is appalling.
Before somebody tells me I should follow my own advice, I'm a talentless fuck so shut it.
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I'm kind of glad you didn't. I can only imagine what you would say.
You are, after all, the individual who said he would like to shatter my pelvis. Or could shatter my pelvis.
I can't remember which exactly and I can't be bothered to look it up.
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it's okay brian i'm watching the tennis
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, now I REALLY don't understand.
Isn't FINTAN the name of TTOM or Katy's ferret or some shit???
**weep** So confused!!!
Submitted by audie_murphy (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude. dervel doesn't sell/entice fintan to people in pubs with happy hour drinks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummm...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-27 06:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, did I make a crack on your precious "Golden Age" of Uber, Dervel???
It must be kinda sad to be utterly forgettable & irrelevant on a site full of losers...
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Erm, no, It'd actually be kind of sad to be memorable on a 'site full of losers'. Don't you think?
To me Ubersite is, and always will be, an occasional distraction from work.
Nothing more, nothing less. It has no 'Golden Age'.
But for someone who's been spouting off a lot over the last few days about bullying and respect, you're very confrontational and abusive.
I'm truly glad to see that you live by your convictions. I was worried you were just a fat Kevin Smith wannabe with a misplaced sense of talent and worth. But no, you're Kaos-King - The people's champion. And I for one salute you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNOW you love me really.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, no.
But I DID thank the users of both Uber & pH in my 1st book.
Because, according to someone the other day on here, I'm a SWEET PRINCE!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm afraid I'm no match for your intellect. I bow in the presence of a true literary great. You sir, are a noble bard years ahead of your time. I only hope that one day you will reach the popularity you've so desperately craved your whole life.
On a serious note, are you going to put a reference to your status as a MVA in one of your books? If so, let me know in advance so I can type a 'hahahaha' somewhere along the way.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oohhhh... YOU figure it out, AJ!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you agreeing with me, or are you being sarcastic?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh-huh, sure AJ...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't catch a whole lot of sarcasm, do you, kaos?
I can see how that'd happen. It probably started when you took someone seriously that said something along the lines of, "your book redefines the genre. It changed my life."
I'm sorry I couldn't be more transparent in my reviews. Next time I'll try and water it down a little bit for you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awww, did I make a crack on your precious "Golden Age" of Uber, Dervel???
It must be kinda sad to be utterly forgettable & irrelevant on a site full of losers...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 03:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is exactly the type of attitude that is killing Ubersite.
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Anybody else notice that every time PolyAJ manages to pull his head down from the clouds he pretty much says the EXACT same thing on everyone's post.
WHAAAA!!! "You're killing Uber! Uber was better back when I was here! This, this & that I don't approve of!"
You hated this post, but you turn around and blast ADD09? What EXACTLY do you want to see on Uber? You're not very clear.
I may be a dick who whines too much, but at least I HAVE a stance on this shit...
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Bwahahahahahahaha!
What an idiot.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-27 04:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:10:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think it would be possible to make a post that is less interesting than this one.
*blink*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-27 03:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 22:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This review is funny for so many reasons.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97041#2259968
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It's like karmic foreshadowing.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-27 03:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is exactly the type of attitude that is killing Ubersite.
__________________________________________
Anybody else notice that every time PolyAJ manages to pull his head down from the clouds he pretty much says the EXACT same thing on everyone's post.
WHAAAA!!! "You're killing Uber! Uber was better back when I was here! This, this & that I don't approve of!"
You hated this post, but you turn around and blast ADD09? What EXACTLY do you want to see on Uber? You're not very clear.
I may be a dick who whines too much, but at least I HAVE a stance on this shit...
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2009-01-27 03:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was really hoping to steal some of these
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-27 01:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've had more ideas than me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 22:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This review is funny for so many reasons.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97041#2259968
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-27 13:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quit trying a long time ago.
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I was going to roast you for kicks, just because I know you could handle it but there were posts and reviews that needed to be read for ideas and that seemed all too much like hard work.
There was a time where I would have done it and actually enjoyed doing it for the ongoing entertainment.
Bring back all the entertainers - Squattail, WTH, Jimthefiend, Degreeless, Kai, SwampDonkey etc The people who you could have a heated argument with that didn't lead to somebody "leaving" all over the front page or ringing your local library and having your membership revoked.
Either that or post some decent fucking shit. The standard these days is appalling.
Before somebody tells me I should follow my own advice, I'm a talentless fuck so shut it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've single handedly been killing Ubersite for years then.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding.
I messed up. I should've made a post out of my comment there.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is exactly the type of attitude that is killing Ubersite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have yet to quit trying to look up your skirt.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I quit trying a long time ago.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously, no comment.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still good for goofing off though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, but that's not saying much.
Look at these people. It's fucking pathetic.
Even more pathetic? Shlongy still here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know. It's pathetic.
Mind you, I've come up with more here than some of the stupid cunts who still post everyday.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this is the best you could come up with in 6 months, I feel sorry for you, Howie.
I'm sure you've noticed that I haven't posted in probably longer than that.
I'm still thinking.
Submitted by esceptico (user info) at 2009-01-26 20:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kinda
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ayup
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-26 19:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty much.