I'm almost (not) Inion De Trua (810 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.26 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2009-01-16 00:18:19 EST
I tried. I took some pictures with my hair all silly, my head tilted and my lip all pouty... but it just didn't work.
My hair isn't long enough and too wavy. I guess someone ELSE will have to try and duplicate that terrible photo of our Katy ----> http://www.ubersite.com/m/120703
In other news, I've lost 12 pounds since New Years on a variation of the BRAT diet. Soon I'll be as sexy as Sico!!!
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Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-20 21:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont care.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-20 20:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they sell babies by the pound now?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-18 02:50:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
deep.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-17 17:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I lift 20 lbs weights -_-
and my son, does he count? He weights almost 25-30 lbs....
If anyone out there has cash to buy me heavier ones, I won't object.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-01-17 17:11:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-01-17 15:55:02 EST (#)
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i think kaos king blows, but you gotta give him credit for at least trying, which is more than most people do.
he might enjoy it and start upgrading his training. you can't expect people to go from couch potatoes to triathlon athletes overnight. that's the main problem with personal trainers, gyms and nutrionist nowadays. they take a fat sedentary person and make their training so extreme and their diet so restrictive in hope that they get results quickly and come back. but they never do cuz it's way too fucking hard for most people to change that drastically and they give up.
let him try and fail on his own.
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That is like saying someone who switches from eating a McDonalds supersized meal three times a day is trying because they switch from coke to diet coke.
Good idea to try a diet, bad idea to try a diet intended to help you gain weight.
I am not saying he should go out and run a marathon tomorrow but a 200+ guy in his 20's should be lifting more than 25 lbs if they are working any major muscle group and expect results (maybe he is just doing curls, shoulder flys etc, and if so he should be concentrating on other areas).
Plus I am bitter because I fucked up my elbow and haven't been able to lift for the last few weeks. Actually I would be fine without lifting but the doctor said I couldn't swim, hit the bag or any other strenuous arm exercize. It sucks. First two weeks were ok since I decided to finish my basement, but I am on travel in florida now and without more physical activity I am starting to feel like a slug.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-01-17 15:55:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-01-17 10:06:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:42:37 EST (#)
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The BRAT diet has been defined in 2 different ways: Bread, Rice, Apples & Tea as well as Bananas, Rice, Apples & Toast.
It's a short term diet for people who need to loose weight before surgeries.
The Extended BRAT diet is basically a high starch/high fruit sugars diet with protein gained by such things as Peanut Butter and Refried Beans. I can only eat a small portion of meat every three days and only certain vegetables. I basically live off rice, PB&J sandwiches, pasta salad, applesauce, bean burritos, and small garden salads.
Along with that, I do 60 sit-ups and 60 variations with my free weights (25lbs) every day. Once it's something other than single digit temperatures here in Ohio, I'll actually start walking/running for cardio. Probably more 'walking' due to the whole smoking bit. It's not terribly extensive, but it's a start...
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Are you serious? You are doing the BRAT diet to lose weight?
It is for fucking people with Crohn's disease or some other fucked up bowel problem. It is supposed to help you gain, or at least maintain weight.
And seriously, 25 pound weights? Why don't you go find a park where old asian people are doing Tai-Chi, because that is about as strenuous.
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i think kaos king blows, but you gotta give him credit for at least trying, which is more than most people do.
he might enjoy it and start upgrading his training. you can't expect people to go from couch potatoes to triathlon athletes overnight. that's the main problem with personal trainers, gyms and nutrionist nowadays. they take a fat sedentary person and make their training so extreme and their diet so restrictive in hope that they get results quickly and come back. but they never do cuz it's way too fucking hard for most people to change that drastically and they give up.
let him try and fail on his own.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2009-01-17 10:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:42:37 EST (#)
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The BRAT diet has been defined in 2 different ways: Bread, Rice, Apples & Tea as well as Bananas, Rice, Apples & Toast.
It's a short term diet for people who need to loose weight before surgeries.
The Extended BRAT diet is basically a high starch/high fruit sugars diet with protein gained by such things as Peanut Butter and Refried Beans. I can only eat a small portion of meat every three days and only certain vegetables. I basically live off rice, PB&J sandwiches, pasta salad, applesauce, bean burritos, and small garden salads.
Along with that, I do 60 sit-ups and 60 variations with my free weights (25lbs) every day. Once it's something other than single digit temperatures here in Ohio, I'll actually start walking/running for cardio. Probably more 'walking' due to the whole smoking bit. It's not terribly extensive, but it's a start...
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Are you serious? You are doing the BRAT diet to lose weight?
It is for fucking people with Crohn's disease or some other fucked up bowel problem. It is supposed to help you gain, or at least maintain weight.
And seriously, 25 pound weights? Why don't you go find a park where old asian people are doing Tai-Chi, because that is about as strenuous.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2009-01-17 07:48:27 EST (#)
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http://i10.tinypic.com/43h36o9.jpg
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2009-01-16 15:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-16 15:11:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and burritos?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-16 15:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your stink-eye just doesn't get it done.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-16 14:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woo
you have been eating nothing but bananas rice applesauce and toast? wtf
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-16 13:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
way to set a bar there.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-16 12:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
obligatory semi-tribute +2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2009-01-16 12:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-16 17:00:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your head is hideous.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-16 12:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your head is enormous.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can i make a list like phallics for my comp entry? i am a bit short of time
handsome
:)
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your head is enormous.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-16 09:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-16 08:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good fucking grief...
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-16 08:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! I think you're already as sexy as me!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-16 07:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
need to flip it to get the piercing on the right side. other than that...no complaints
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 07:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the ladies love EI
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-16 07:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, poor EI. But I like it when you tell me I'm going to regret something... You wicked wicked man!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 06:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh that was a joke! Uber is a joke, dont make me leave uber and then come back a month later, AGAIN
YOU WILL REGRET IT!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-16 06:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120695#2845581
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 06:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i got confused between Berty and Banjo then, easy mistake.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-16 06:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-16 05:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore EI, he knows nothing and he's a feeder. He'll put you on a diet of 'health bars' which are in actual fact leaden with calories and fed to 3rd world starving children as nutritional suplements. You will be huge. EI would like the whole world to be fatter than him - it makes him feel better you see.
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A "feeder"? The concept that a man who cares naught for his beloved's girth is harming her by putting her at odds with society's perception of the ideal?
And that it is such a foul condition that it needs a name akin to some manner of zombified abomination?
Banjo, this is one of the most sickening and sinister statements I have ever read from you. Well done!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 05:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shut up berty, SHUT UP
im being nice, i only feed my gf up and theres a reason for that..... because otherwise she will talk
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-16 05:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you have good hair and it does make you look less severe. Perhaps that is a good thing in the city you live in? I do not know. I do not even know what a good thing is in the city that I live in, so I doubt I would understand an answer.
It's just, I dunno, I guess it is just weird seeing you not bald. Like when Rad shaved his head and we all realised how tiny and disproportionate his melon was in comparison to his body, a problem I myself suffer from. The important thing is that you are no longer disabled.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-16 05:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ignore EI, he knows nothing and he's a feeder. He'll put you on a diet of 'health bars' which are in actual fact leaden with calories and fed to 3rd world starving children as nutritional suplements. You will be huge. EI would like the whole world to be fatter than him - it makes him feel better you see.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 04:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KK if you are around, can i quickly mail you something that I want you to read, cheers!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-16 04:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh well, since the clinic is open...
Dr. EI, I seem to have this strange gritty & yellow discharge oozing from various seeping sores about my scrotum. Yes, yes... I know. But seriously, could YOU take a taste as well and see if you think it tastes like rotting beans, too? What's that? Oh when I squeeze it? Yes, there is an emission that resembles more the consistency of peas mushed up in ketchup. I'm assuming that the pus inside my sac has grown a bit more putrid in the last few days. No, I'm not so much worried about the diseased green as I am the blood... don't want that mixing with any of my lil' soldiers now! What? My ejaculate? Ummm, about the same as children's paste I suppose. Unusual shade of brown recently, though...
Doctor? Doctor, where are you going???
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No offence but i think thats because you are a few stone heavier in that photo, im also not necessarily saying you should have it all shaved off. Just shorter than it is.
People may prefer it long but ultimatly its what you feel looks better and feels more natural.
When you look in that mirror, like the fonz you see what you want.
So if your feeling better, you will look better.
(EI's clinic is open between 9 and 5)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EI, although I prefer my head shaved, it's almost universally agreed that I look better with hair...
See? ------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/108625
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The BRAT diet has been defined in 2 different ways: Bread, Rice, Apples & Tea as well as Bananas, Rice, Apples & Toast.
It's a short term diet for people who need to loose weight before surgeries.
The Extended BRAT diet is basically a high starch/high fruit sugars diet with protein gained by such things as Peanut Butter and Refried Beans. I can only eat a small portion of meat every three days and only certain vegetables. I basically live off rice, PB&J sandwiches, pasta salad, applesauce, bean burritos, and small garden salads.
Along with that, I do 60 sit-ups and 60 variations with my free weights (25lbs) every day. Once it's something other than single digit temperatures here in Ohio, I'll actually start walking/running for cardio. Probably more 'walking' due to the whole smoking bit. It's not terribly extensive, but it's a start...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-16 03:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, sort your hair out, you look like an 80's lesbian, all you need now is some denim overalls.
get it cut short, it will aid in making you look thinner.
(advice c/o EI)
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-16 01:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll never be as sexy as Simon. It takes a special kind of man to attract a woman such as Sage.
What's the BRAT diet?
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2009-01-16 00:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look familiar fatty! good job!
Now do the truffle shuffle!
haha good luck with the weight thing. I don't know why your doing it. I happen to love fat people.