Obmican Me! (1739 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.51 on 97 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crystle (View user info) at 2009-01-09 02:02:40 EST
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-03-20 02:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm, pretty
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2009-01-12 09:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAWT!!!
-Dave
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-01-10 05:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-09 19:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-09 18:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cows have big tits, too.
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and bubba would know!
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Bestiality humor rocks!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-09 19:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-09 18:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cows have big tits, too.
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and bubba would know!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-01-09 18:09:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cows have big tits, too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-09 15:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good golly miss molly!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-01-09 14:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking hottie
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup!
+2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh.
quite some howl there, Jack
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Treadmill, stat!
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hubba-hubba!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUpGoOjFWw&feature=related
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2009-01-09 11:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
frickin ROWR
+ fuckin2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-09 10:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, virgins ahoy!
i didn't actually read any of the reviews on this to base my opening sentence off of, but with a solid 85 or so reviews on this compared to the 10 - 15 on the rest i'll BE THAT DARING.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2009-01-09 09:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
anfry vegas tit-flashing, above.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-09 09:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For keeping it real.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your tits look huge in this shot.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I expected a crack at lists and uber and all I get is some short, cute 'lil, brunette girl.\ I'm a lish so I'll leave you wish a simple...NAY! Nay 's bad and you shouldn't, I'd know.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
White really brings out your right breast.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-09 07:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
prude
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-09 07:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw what you did there.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 05:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well that rules out snark
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:52:56 EST (#)
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I *DO* have a bit of a thing for smart guys in glasses.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have alzheimer's
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:49:06 EST (#)
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*i* know who wildman is
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it would help this whole guessing game if somebody could tell the rest of us who the owner of the wildman account is.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have a thing for guys with glasses?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:44:10 EST (#)
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Hmmm NATH? Are you one of Wildman's friends? Did you come meet me instead of going to meet him?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:43:24 EST (#)
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oh right because you were SO SPECIFIC with your commentary. MY BAD
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:42:50 EST (#)
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HA!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must have been seriously drunk in Vegas, because I thought you looked like this normally...
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:21:48 EST (#)
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Hey. Tripper. I was referring to you posting the 60th review. You're right the last thing you need with those type of cognitive skills is to be dabbling in amphetamines.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
danger deferens, its bad enough that i get buzzed off a single cigarette. i cant even imagine the ramifications of dropping acid.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 04:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woah, assholy, you really fucked up.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm ok with 59 2's on something silly. But 60 is just going too far.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it is things like that that make me not want to ever do acid.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
when I was about 24, I took some acid that made everything purple and chambray blue. It was mid-afternoon and my not yet to be wife and then later ex were sitting in a beer garden at Mooloolaba with my boss Westie and his girlfriend. The girls weren't as stupid as Westie and I so were straight and basically there to look after us, unbeknownst to them - or us, I actually can't really remember how that dynamic worked. I was getting freaked out by my blue beer so muttered something about going out for some fresh air, even though we were in a beer garden, and walked across the road to sit on the smallish cliff but got freaked out by the little purple and blue children playing cricket in the parkland bordering the beach, so decided to walk up the headland to Alex. I sat down on the cliff's edge and freaked out because I couldn't tell which was the sky and which was the ocean - which way was up and which way was down, Westie sat beside me and said "sit down you're freaking me out." That freaked ME out because now I wasn't sure if I was sitting or standing.
"How did you get here Westie?" I asked.
"Behind you."
That freaked me out too because I started to think I was being followed, even by people I trusted.
These pictures remind me of that trip. So thanks, thanks alot.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it's probably only cool if the women make a post of their own:
http://pulsehead.com/136
But don't worry! You can -1 me over there too!!!
No, I made one too! I am a dude! Look below on the main page, mine is the one with no reviews.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you think i have a clue?
baby, i do not.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude - I don't sleep with people, so that's no help.
email me?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unsure of her sexual history below.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it's probably only cool if the women make a post of their own:
http://pulsehead.com/136
But don't worry! You can -1 me over there too!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm trying to remember everyone I've ever met from uber, and all the guys I've been on dates with - and none of them fit the clues as I understand them
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:27:09 EST (#)
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i'm so lost it's not funny
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I told you it was Shaq. You dont remember?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:23:54 EST (#)
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is that another clue? Do YOU know who it is, holy?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like a rap song.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:08:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just emptied my pockets and found this pretend-gold Andrew Jackson dollar.
Christ, our fucking money is starting to look worse and feel lighter than the shit you bring home from third-world countries.
When did it all go so wrong?
It's So Wrong.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shaq.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 03:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
k-fed?
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*lost*
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unsure of her sexual history below.
ps also has nice tits.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-08 23:26:28 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman, I still wanna know who your friend is.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-08 23:42:41 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
translation: "Excuse me sir, I would like to inquire as to whether or not the succulent honey wheat bread and whipped butter is a service which your establishment provides free of cost or if it is something I should expect to see on the ticket at the end of my meal? Cause if it aint free I dont want none."
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mmmmmm wheat bread and whipped butter sounds so good right now mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you wolfy!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent AO, excellent
I'm just feeling lazy tonight.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy late night bandwagon, Batman!
Crystle, nice, um... hair.
I'd love to join in, but I still have a nice piece of fiction on the front page WHICH YOU STILL HAVE NOT RATED, KAOS! I need validation from complete strangers, goddamnit!
...and they don't get much stranger than you.
Anyhow, have fun with this. Later today should be interesting.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
translation: "Excuse me sir, I would like to inquire as to whether or not the succulent honey wheat bread and whipped butter is a service which your establishment provides free of cost or if it is something I should expect to see on the ticket at the end of my meal? Cause if it aint free I dont want none."
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Wildman, you classy fucker. I hope you say that in the wrong place sometime and get nailed in the mouth
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll have you know I'm fully clothed there..
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm lost.
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STFU and SHOW US YOUR... eh, never mind.
However, be aware that I AM going to eat your rat-dogs.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
exactly, below.
"ayyo, is da brayd free?"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:37:36 EST (#)
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Niggers are usually too far down the food-chain to get anything of any quality.
It's nothing personal, just strictly business.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm lost.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you were a waiter at a mid-level restaurant (a step above ihop, a step below benihana) then you would know EXACTLY what i am talking about.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From a "Monday?"
I... I have no idea what that means. You kids today and your hipster slang!!!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
never buy ganj from a monday unless you are prepared to cough a lot and not be high. this is based on my infinite experience where i did it once and didn't get very high.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't do that . <period
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit... Wildman is friends with that strapping young African-American HS quarterback with the 11 inch monster.
The young gentleman's father & Wildman play golf together.
And he buys his ganja from the kid.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman, I still wanna know who your friend is.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle knows. It's a buddy of hers, one of my many, many haters.
Alas, I can not speak of his ongoing cuntish behavior towards me and existence in general, lest he cry and say that I'M the one obsessed.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Almost like the good-ole-days tonight.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:14:42 EST (#)
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Seriously, you best watch out.
When both McCallum and 'that-one-fuck-who-throws-a-hissy-fit-when-I-say-his-name' see this, they're gonna go ballistic.
who dat?
I SERIOUSLY CAN NOT STOP STARING AT YOUR TITS. i am a sad, sad invididual.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and on occasion it has caused girls to squirt blood on my FACE!
tmi? i should probably shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha I lost it at Assh0ly's first comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:16:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA! You literally made me LOL there, KK
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:16:20 EST (#)
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On a related note, I am now going to vegas for spring break in march.
ps i know nothing about roofies. i use ALCOHOL, which is great but it causes me to perform POORLY which means I get a call back every seventh of NEVER.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, you best watch out.
When both McCallum and 'that-one-fuck-who-throws-a-hissy-fit-when-I-say-his-name' see this, they're gonna go ballistic.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooooooooooooooh.
that's why I don't remember the hours from 2 am to 5:30 am that night in Vegas..
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**chuckle**
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:10:13 EST (#)
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h0ly, I've never heard it put quite like that.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
roofies, darling. roofies.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:09:16 EST (#)
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wait. WHAT?! Wildman, who's your friend? And why didn't *I* know he "hit that" ???
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont act like it isn't the first time you've heard it. Tease.
I really want to recover from a recently failed relationship and the jail bait playing beer pong in the basement are not helping. I almost feel like making a booty call, which I never do. Almost.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok ok, now I understand why my friend hit that instead of visiting me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh, my dear...
... I'll let other more "eloquent" explain my comment below.
Like Oly.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
Assholy, you're only living up to your name. S'ok
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gdfigiodfgisviuoeqhru9pghw!!!
Oly, I can't stop laughing right now, you shit...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:04:50 EST (#)
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why that reaction Kaos? my spelling is bad, but that's 'cus I'm tired :-( Don't you think that's an over reaction?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM SORRY IF THAT WAS RUDE BUT IT IS THE HONEST TRUTH.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:03:35 EST (#)
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You have big tits which I would like to stick my dick betwixt +2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD GOD DAMN!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-09 02:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dang it. oh well...