Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You. (Random Oversharing is Fun, sorta) (1828 hits)
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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2009-01-08 07:42:00 EST
Nearly 3 years ago, I made the brilliant decision in hooking up with my best friends boyfriend, while I was still in a relationship. Both our relationships ended pretty much ended at the exact same time. And our significant others never knew of our stupid aberration.
About a year after that, he turned up at my house to sell my flat mates some drugs. This was in the time where Katie was still an air hostess and bringing home huge amounts of booze every week of so.
By the time he had turned up, I had gone through the best part of a bottle of Whiskey and he had just had an eckie.
It was one of those weird nights, where, one minute you remember watching some cooking show on the television and the next second you're in a fully fledged kissing session. With no recollection of what happened in between.
We ended up having sex for the first time that night. It seemed like a natural progression. Or that's how we justified.
I didn't see him again for another year and a bit, when one day when I was at the Grey Lynn Festival, sitting on a blanket in front of the stage my friends were playing, when he walked past.
He saw me before I saw him and I was only aware he was there when I was wrapped in this big bear hug from behind.
He asked me to come back and hang out with him - but I was on my way to Raglan that night with a bunch of friends. We hugged and it was all sweet.
A year after that on new years eve, while talking to some mates that had gone up north, I received a text from him out of nowhere.
He came round to visit me on new years day, we were both still amping from the drugs from new years eve, so we chatted for about 4 hours about absolutely nothing, even though we both felt we were having a great conversation,
He and I walked down to the dairy to get some smokes, our cups of Bacardi and cokes in hand, when, as we were walking up the driveway he grabbed my waist and started kissing me. I kissed him back, it seemed completely natural for us to be doing that. He had a lip ring, which I found so fucking sexy.
I broke the kiss first. Even though I had sort of expected this from him, he had always been the instigator with us and I always had gone along with it. I didn't really know how I would react to it. It was exactly the same as when we had first started on this weird and selfish path two years before, just so goddamn good.
He stayed with me that night, we slept together again, it was the type of intense sex where you are looking into each other's eyes while doing it, it's so goddamn corny when I think of it now.
He ended up staying at my place in my room for the next three days. He had been tweaking for the past two years and was three months dry when he came over - and he was having trouble. God he slept a lot. He had still been hanging around people whose whole existence was about P. During his drug years he had used up all his second chances with everyone he knew. Except me, he had never fucked me over. *she says smugly*
He went back to his place in south Auckland. I thought that was the last that I would see of him for awhile. I didn't feel bad about him leaving. I liked that I had helped a little, even if it was in a limited capacity.
I went back to work on Monday and when I got home - he was sitting on my front steps. What he said to me was, well, incredibly adorable. I saw through it of course but it still didn't make what he said any less sweet.
We've spent every single day together since then. Dear God, I think it's starting to be something, and we are so completely honest with each other that I'm glad no one else is hearing our conversations - they'd start rolling their eyes.
At the end of it, I'm so excited for this. And I'm completely sure that I shouldn't be.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-04-16 12:29:51 EDT (#)
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So. Idiots fuck in New Zealand. whoopie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-03-03 06:57:38 EST (#)
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Toe use to email me but she found a boy and tossed me to the side like a dead squirrel with its head missing.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-03-03 06:45:13 EST (#)
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I don't know if you people fight, and I never know if the way I perceive the world is something other people can relate to, but bear with me here. Have you ever faced off with someone you know is batshit crazy? Similar to the sociopathy that Icarus (I think) was talking about, the kind of rabid dog person who requires insane amounts of energy to put down. They're either so drugged up they're oblivious to pain or just so full of fucking crazy that the only way to simply stop them is to shoot them between the eyes. They're often small, but damned if you don't just know in your marrow that the first thing they'll try is to gnaw your eyes out and it's going to be hard work to stop them succeeding. It's absolutely doable, but it probably won't be pretty.
Banjo feels like one of those people.
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:31:31 EST (#)
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I really don't know what to think of this. First half I didn't mind so much. Dangerous sex is good. You annoy me though. Your writing reminds me of how my little sister writes - too preoccupied in herself to have mastered the English language.
And just for note, you are the female version of Perkman.
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A suggestion, Banjo. In a review where you attack somebody else's English, spend some time on editing to ensure that you're not mucking things up yourself.
And Toe is about as far from Perkman as you are from somebody I'd like to spend time with.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-14 04:34:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-12 16:47:58 EST (#)
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We'll drink and make merry.
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Done.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2009-01-12 16:47:58 EST (#)
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<blows a kiss in the general vicinity of the filthy aussie (wouldn't wanna catch anything)>
Toe, knowing what you're doing doesn't lessen the pain any when it turns pearshaped, but on the other hand, going for what you want can be worth it in the long run - simply because there are no what-ifs. And sometimes, the way to get over someone is to let then burn you bad, but make sure it's not so bad you can't cope. I'm sorry I didn't look you up while I was in Auckland, it was a wedding weekend and I had no time for anything other than wedding things. But next time I'm in the land of the long white cloud (about ten months from now) we'll play. We'll drink and make merry.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-12 16:14:40 EST (#)
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Please give us an update on this daily.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2009-01-12 10:45:01 EST (#)
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Yeah, sounds like great success is on your horizon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-01-12 04:09:27 EST (#)
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Really?
Well... good for you, cunt.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2009-01-11 20:44:21 EST (#)
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sounds like a winner.
go over the descriptions youve used for him here in this short piece.
not ONE of them is actually any good. theyre all negative, youve just fooled yourself that they are, in fact, somehow positive.
dude's a loser and hes gonna drag you down. hes not some misunderstood poet, musician or other. hes just a future slaughterhouse worker who got some broad pregnant, then got too fat and old to go anywhere else.
enjoy.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-10 09:03:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:09:46 EST (#)
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You're just aching for a heart-breaking. You're being stupid and gullible, and you'll be taken for a fool.
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I'm pretty sure I know that already. But why not?
I'm not looking for a soulmate. Just because the chances could be that it'd end badly doesn't mean I shouldn't check it out.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2009-01-09 22:25:02 EST (#)
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drug induced love = romance in my book.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2009-01-09 12:43:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-09 08:09:46 EST (#)
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You're just aching for a heart-breaking. You're being stupid and gullible, and you'll be taken for a fool.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2009-01-09 01:10:32 EST (#)
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yay 2 cokeheads breeding... that should make for a pretty kid... other than that ummm way to be a good person and all... good day
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2009-01-08 23:11:10 EST (#)
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God save me from engrossing relationships!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2009-01-08 22:34:26 EST (#)
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heartwarming. i'm happy for you.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2009-01-08 17:07:01 EST (#)
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Awwwwwww...
The beginnings are always so much fun.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-08 15:45:52 EST (#)
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**sigh**
Just be careful...
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2009-01-08 14:55:29 EST (#)
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you'll either end up getting married or you'll come home from work one day to find your sofa, tv and jewellery missing. I'm a cynic so I'm leaning towards the latter.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-08 13:39:40 EST (#)
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this made me want to cry...happy for you
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:51:35 EST (#)
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3 months dry? He's likely not done.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:44:29 EST (#)
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Slam pig made me laugh
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:43:19 EST (#)
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you might want to try also spending time with him when you're not both stoned or hungover or coming down or whatever. you may hate each other then. but if you have a permanent supply of drugs you may be fine.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:31:31 EST (#)
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I really don't know what to think of this. First half I didn't mind so much. Dangerous sex is good. You annoy me though. Your writing reminds me of how my little sister writes - too preoccupied in herself to have mastered the English language.
And just for note, you are the female version of Perkman.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-08 11:28:00 EST (#)
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good luck?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2009-01-08 10:59:48 EST (#)
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P??? like PCP?
fuck giving up drugs, drugs FTW!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 10:16:01 EST (#)
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Arggghhh my toenail fucking hurts
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-08 10:11:51 EST (#)
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the comments on this were fantastic.
and bamf is a blow pig.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2009-01-08 10:03:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:02 EST (#)
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we chatted for about 4 hours about absolutely nothing, even though we both felt we were having a great conversation,
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it is for this reason i am getting married.
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None of my business but for the record I sure fucking hope this isn't to the man who punched you in the face, Orphelia.
Toe- you're gonna do what you want to do, regardless, right? If you're OK with accepting the very real possibility that he may not be done with drugs and that your jaded romantic link may come back to bite you both once someone starts getting jealous, then have at it. There are worse things to do than to follow your heart, and sometimes surprises turn out to be good ones.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 10:02:54 EST (#)
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you're young toe.
look at me, I'm Jeff Bridges from Starman.
"take it, easy."
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:57:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:53:34 EST (#)
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Honesty is easy at first; you have nothing to hide from each other. Those things will creep into the relationship over time, and he won't ask about that foundation-smudged mark on your neck, while you don't question the odd stains on the carpet near the computer desk, or why there was a spent condom wrapper under the futon. You'll eventually fade apart, due to a mix of infidelity and career pressures, and while you'll vow you remain friends, the phone calls will trickle to a stop and he won't invite you to his wedding, and it will be down to a few emails a year
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I'm getting excited just thinking about it!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:53:34 EST (#)
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Honesty is easy at first; you have nothing to hide from each other. Those things will creep into the relationship over time, and he won't ask about that foundation-smudged mark on your neck, while you don't question the odd stains on the carpet near the computer desk, or why there was a spent condom wrapper under the futon. You'll eventually fade apart, due to a mix of infidelity and career pressures, and while you'll vow you remain friends, the phone calls will trickle to a stop and he won't invite you to his wedding, and it will be down to a few emails a year.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:51:01 EST (#)
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I just read your post.
I hope it works out for you. :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:35:20 EST (#)
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ITS FUCKING DANGER RANGER!!
god, cant people read posts anymore
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:33:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:25:51 EST (#)
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Which is grosser...dog poop or cat regurgitant? I've stepped in both this morning
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you always have the best stories :)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:31:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:20:57 EST (#)
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RACIST
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So's your face!
*stands with limbs akimbo*
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:29:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:16:04 EST (#)
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That's a really sweet story but yeah, you're probably right to be a bit guarded about the whole thing.
I've been in a similar situation and it didn't end well, best of luck to you both though.
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Cheers
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:25:51 EST (#)
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Which is grosser...dog poop or cat regurgitant? I've stepped in both this morning.
And I'm off to my unhealthy desk job.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:25:31 EST (#)
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And who the fuck is Vas Deferens and why do you hate me so fucking much? Is this that one dude? I can't remember the name but there was someone else who unfoundedly hated on me a ton besides Sandman...someone help me out here.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:24:10 EST (#)
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I ain't joking woman, I got to ramble...
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:21:36 EST (#)
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*stands with fists on hips*
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:20:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:19:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:12:05 EST (#)
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Get a dog, toe. Love that lasts
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Dogs smell, though
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RACIST
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:19:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:12:05 EST (#)
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Get a dog, toe. Love that lasts
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Dogs smell, though
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:16:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:10:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:57:00 EST (#)
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fatty fatty bon-bon? it's just that toe....and fey - and christ it irks me to admit that because theyre basically sub-human, but they've been 'taking back' uber long before the 'a team' banged on about doing it, credit where credit's due. So, toe, and fey, you're really good at fucking sheep, well done
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Oh, you're that filthy aussie.
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*stands with fists on hips, southern cross flag-cape fluttering across his face, still looking cool*
Submitted by bromide (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:16:04 EST (#)
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That's a really sweet story but yeah, you're probably right to be a bit guarded about the whole thing.
I've been in a similar situation and it didn't end well, best of luck to you both though.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:13:10 EST (#)
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And some peanut butter.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:12:25 EST (#)
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Or a sheep, I guess.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:12:05 EST (#)
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Get a dog, toe. Love that lasts.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:10:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:57:00 EST (#)
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fatty fatty bon-bon? it's just that toe....and fey - and christ it irks me to admit that because theyre basically sub-human, but they've been 'taking back' uber long before the 'a team' banged on about doing it, credit where credit's due. So, toe, and fey, you're really good at fucking sheep, well done
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Oh, you're that filthy aussie.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 09:00:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:45:45 EST (#)
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wow, but you plus 2 apollo, sphag, johnnyx, et al. omg the internetz just got sRS. jesus christ.
EVERYBODY, WHITE PPL ARE GAY
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Who are you dude? (as in your regular user name)
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IT'S ME
<stands with fists on hips......>
VD.
argh, god dammit. fuck you bart and your enforced user initials, all I did was post goatse, and tubgirl. and lemon party.
and 2girls1cup.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:58:37 EST (#)
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he's gaynger ranger
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:57:00 EST (#)
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fatty fatty bon-bon? it's just that toe....and fey - and christ it irks me to admit that because theyre basically sub-human, but they've been 'taking back' uber long before the 'a team' banged on about doing it, credit where credit's due. So, toe, and fey, you're really good at fucking sheep, well done.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:55:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:45:45 EST (#)
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wow, but you plus 2 apollo, sphag, johnnyx, et al. omg the internetz just got sRS. jesus christ.
EVERYBODY, WHITE PPL ARE GAY
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Who are you dude? (as in your regular user name)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:54:23 EST (#)
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toe, email me now.
thanks
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:52:43 EST (#)
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I do like forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:49:08 EST (#)
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Not completely true.
I've told Apollo that he appears to have Trisomy-13, I've told Sphag to fuck off several times, and I started ignoring JohnnyX when he became stale.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:45:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:38:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:28:44 EST (#)
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Sort of true. You're just an asshole around here most of the time.
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wow, but you plus 2 apollo, sphag, johnnyx, et al. omg the internetz just got sRS. jesus christ.
EVERYBODY, WHITE PPL ARE GAY.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:41:32 EST (#)
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I will forensic, tonight. Not had acess to my hotmail account for a while. I would give you my work one but the scoundrels on here would be mean to me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:39:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 07:38:35 CST (#)
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good, at least Forensic didnt abuse me.
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Check yo e-mail, bitch.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:38:35 EST (#)
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good, at least Forensic didnt abuse me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:38:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:28:44 EST (#)
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Sort of true. You're just an asshole around here most of the time.
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:(
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:36:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-08 07:30:50 CST (#)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slam+pig
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Thanks. Laziness on my part not to Google it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:36:47 EST (#)
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IM NOT A SLAM PIG
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:35:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:28:51 EST (#)
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Anytime, slam pig
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Holy shit princess, that's a pretty decent insult.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:35:12 EST (#)
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EI IS a slam pig
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:33:11 EST (#)
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EI is a slam pig.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:32:29 EST (#)
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i've heard of blow pig before...you know those fat chicks that get brought to parties just to blow everyone.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:31:10 EST (#)
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dont you dare call me a slam pig, forensic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:30:50 EST (#)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slam+pig
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:30:34 EST (#)
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Well I know you are a nice person, so thats cool.
Dirtys a bonus.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:29:57 EST (#)
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"Slam pig." I like that. What's it mean exactly?
*thinks of someone to call a "slam pig."*
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:28:51 EST (#)
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Anytime, slam pig
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:28:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 07:24:10 CST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:18 EST (#)
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sorry.
but seriously the way you trample over other peoples personal stories on this site...what makes you think anyone is really gonna give a shit about this?
you're kind of an enigma, you like to make your individual rally against the company circle jerk here and then you come out with this personal stuff...you truly are a woman.
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Hmm, I'm kinda ridiculous when you put it like that.
I never thought i've trampled over other's personal shit.
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Sort of true. You're just an asshole around here most of the time.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:26:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:23:51 EST (#)
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Great story.
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thanks, Princess.
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:26:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:18 EST (#)
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sorry.
but seriously the way you trample over other peoples personal stories on this site...what makes you think anyone is really gonna give a shit about this?
you're kind of an enigma, you like to make your individual rally against the company circle jerk here and then you come out with this personal stuff...you truly are a woman.
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so you 'get' her. toe, a word to the wise, ..............fuck it I'm sure I had something to say. stupid words, all I can come up with is nigger, juden, and take a step back. fuck you words.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:25:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:20:29 EST (#)
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i'll leave you when the summer comes a-rollin
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If you were bacon, i'd totally eat you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:24:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:18 EST (#)
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sorry.
but seriously the way you trample over other peoples personal stories on this site...what makes you think anyone is really gonna give a shit about this?
you're kind of an enigma, you like to make your individual rally against the company circle jerk here and then you come out with this personal stuff...you truly are a woman.
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Hmm, I'm kinda ridiculous when you put it like that.
I never thought i've trampled over other's personal shit. Unless it's Perkman. Fuck Perkman.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:23:51 EST (#)
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Great story.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:23:36 EST (#)
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i took a drink of water, and then i beat the shit out of myself
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:22:01 EST (#)
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or i took a shit, then i wen tto cofession
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:21:00 EST (#)
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it's like saying, i ate today and i felt bad about it.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll leave you when the summer comes a-rollin
but really why do you have to justify sex
such a natural thing
Submitted by Vas_Deferens (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poor sheepy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry.
but seriously the way you trample over other peoples personal stories on this site...what makes you think anyone is really gonna give a shit about this?
you're kind of an enigma, you like to make your individual rally against the company circle jerk here and then you come out with this personal stuff...you truly are a woman.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we chatted for about 4 hours about absolutely nothing, even though we both felt we were having a great conversation,
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it is for this reason i am getting married.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Toe - I'm not sure if the Daria thing is working for you. It's cool and all that you can see right through some random guy with a drug problem (sorted the drugs out? - it was a bit unclear in the story I'm afraid) - but the cynicism seems very forced.
Now, we could start psycho-analysing you - were you hugged enough as a child, dumped by your first boyfriend (who then ran off with your mother) - but really, what's the point in all of this?
I'm not sure if this was supposed to make you look cool. It doesn't.
What do you actually have in common with this guy (other than sex with eye contact)?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
great...you're a whore WHOOPTIE DO!
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Awwwww, I've been trying not to be a whore for like, 3 weeks now. And now you've just gone and OUTED me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually LOVE whores but something about this one pisses me off.
PS. OH yeah, I need video of the fucking sent to my email, please.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2009-01-08 08:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
great...you're a whore WHOOPTIE DO!