THUPA ROUND THREE: an odd year (999 hits)
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Submitted by scourge - bad boy with a heart of gold (View user info) at 2009-01-04 19:50:19 EST
January 1:
A stone carouses.
The hands move smoke but rain falls.
Playing papers walk.
January 3:
Frogs burn yet a walked pear clashes.
Eagerness falsely melts heat.
Turning leaves return.
January 5:
The cold sheep set.
Men melt however truth turns.
Poverty loiters.
January 7:
Hell burns the petals.
Smooth fear wakes or judges splash.
Heaven admits breasts.
January 9:
The stars splash midnight.
Wise winds fall for midday runs.
Foolish, wise sheep sing.
January 11:
The hard dogs retire.
Yellow hell clashes rough dogs.
Armies plunder sheep.
January 13:
Blue blossom bends winds.
A jungle flutters hatred.
The fortresses burn.
January 15:
A cat admits smoke.
Hail bends empty, silver birds.
The jungles fear fish.
January 17:
Frogs move fair snow.
Spring clashes and apples run.
Fear kisses jungles.
January 19:
The pianos clash.
Burning, earth falls and ice runs.
A tree scolds stanzas.
January 21:
Scolding hatred wakes.
The cruel, hunting eyes melt.
A young dog loiters.
January 23:
Burning fear bites breasts.
The returned huge prayers set.
The papers bend love.
January 25:
Short clouds diminish.
Blue returning eyes flutter.
Green, gold apples wake.
January 27:
Earth twists operas.
Lakes startle tepid, wise girls.
Full, wise fear clashes.
January 29:
Twisting midnight plays.
Triumphs loiter but snow burns.
The full dogs bend snow.
January 31:
Women kiss asses.
The prayers redly scold men.
Perfumed angels talk.
February 1:
The shafts worship mounds.
The nude, languid shafts undress.
Nude legs wiggle or thickly, heat whispers.
February 3:
Smoothly, the moans moan.
A hole bounces and tongues bite.
Bouncy heat loves bellies.
February 5:
Beauty relaxes.
Lust wiggles or a tongue pants.
Breasts probe gorgeous heat.
February 7:
A mad face murmurs.
Fever drips then heat drinks hair.
A hole probes fevers.
February 9:
Hair spreads the lovers.
Boys caress enormous tongues.
Bouncy languages probe.
February 11:
Nude hard secrets spurt.
Nights see languid orgasms.
The boys ogle whispers.
February 13:
The warm whispers probe.
Nude bouncy language convulses.
Languages undress.
February 15:
Feathers drink the skins.
A nipple bites or lust spurts.
Secrets kiss madness.
February 17:
The lovers shudder.
Perfect naked fever spurts.
Agony trembles.
February 19:
Thickly, the skins moan.
The wet faces ogle madness.
Raw kneecaps relax.
February 21:
Fevers eat a night.
Secrets bounce and hands grind.
A kneecap sucks holes.
February 23:
The kneecaps glisten.
Fluttering, wonder wiggles.
Men feel happiness.
February 25:
ough hard fever pants.
Aches finger rampant fevers.
A gorgeous shaft throbs.
February 27:
Happiness shudders.
Beauty murmurs or aches wiggle.
Urgency shudders.
February 29:
Bare happiness screams.
A hole roughly loves shafts.
The kneecaps shudder.
March 1:
The cushions quiver.
Loudly loudly, flowers swing.
A banana hoots.
March 3:
Ruder slime drops clowns.
The forks trip up bouncy bums.
Mr Wibbler burps.
March 5:
Unicycles grunt.
The bums skip but the ears bounce.
A big green fork squeals.
March 7:
Loud Grumpy quivers.
Bottom slimy Goofy hoots.
Noses drop a boot.
March 9:
Unicycles squeal.
The mice skip and cushions slip.
Wobbly slime tumbles.
March 11:
The hedgehogs trip bums.
Custard spins floppy jelly.
Bouncy rabbits laugh.
March 13:
The jingles wobble.
Droopy burps but cushions spin.
Big jelly laughs.
March 15:
Big flowers prod bells.
A nose flops but jelly flops.
Nosy boots flip boots.
March 17:
Red, bottom ears pop.
The unicycles wobble.
Lemonade biffs paint.
March 19:
The bigger bums squeak.
Mice loudly sillily boot mice.
Lemonade quivers.
March 21:
The elephants drop.
Lemonade boots the flowers.
Droopy chortles.
March 23:
Clowns laugh and snouts fart.
The noisy, rude bells waddle.
Lemonade dances.
March 25:
Droopy whirls cherries.
The bottoms tinkle a clown.
Sticky clowns giggle.
March 27:
Mr Wibbler falls.
Gooey custard pops Grumpy.
The cherries paint paint.
March 29:
Jelly pokes Happy.
Quivering, Grumpy kicks pies.
Blancmanges tinkle.
March 31:
Snouts pop but jam squeals.
A balloon swings lemonade.
Balloons whirl the forks.
April 1:
Stones stop a shadow.
A feared dame finds operas.
Burning shadows wait.
April 3:
Concrete hates wiseguys.
Prayers squeal but a kid turns.
Snow breaks for snow breaks.
April 5:
Burning full smoke sleeps.
Softly broken judges turn.
Hell moves eagerness.
April 7:
The flats catch kiosks.
Fear falls or soft, kind hail lurks.
Wiseguys bend summer.
April 9:
A flat nails red cats.
Red gold blocks wake yet spring lurks.
An empty flat sings
April 11:
Yellow snow freezes.
Greenly badly, winter breaks.
A cigarette walks.
April 13:
The cigarette talk.
Flashlights find heat but wealth lurks.
Prayers trash a hand.
April 15:
Streets trash eagerness.
An unknown, blue angel runs.
The winds kill the men.
April 17:
Kindly, heaven lurks.
Smoke charms a hand or rain sleeps.
The prayers lurk.
April 19:
Sad cigarette run.
A violin fails the guns.
Broads eat then clouds wake.
April 21:
Quietly, fear runs.
Badly twisted summer walks.
The cigarette work.
April 23:
Profiles fail good love.
Scolding, rain plays and kids squeal.
Profiles twist a flat.
April 25:
Mud melts wise angels.
Blossom forever hunts snow.
The tall, blue dames dance.
April 27:
The winds kill women.
Rough ice nails black, huge kiosks.
Greenly, the winds walk.
April 29:
A piano talks.
Judges kiss kids yet cops break.
Cars find the flowers.
May 1:
A walking breast waits.
Flowers startle rough midnight.
Leaves slip but mouths wait.
May 3:
Heat breaks yet hail wakes.
Fairly wise cats diminish.
The small spices burn.
May 5:
Wisely, angels play.
Forever foolish hell sets.
Women bend candles.
May 7:
Vampires find water.
Triumphs catch stupidity.
Frogs bend a wind.
May 9:
Fluttering earth talks.
The perfumed landscapes return.
Falsely, candles break.
May 11:
The stanzas loiter.
A cold army clashes.
Eagerness flutters.
May 13:
Badly tough cats fall.
Wisdom sings yet love burns sheep.
Roughly, summer works.
May 15:
Clouds kiss the duets.
Sometimes slickly, prospects wake.
Lovers twist tall girls.
May 17:
Flowers fluster winds.
The lakes return yet sheep sing.
Summer burns however fair, smooth joy kindly catches the unknown frogs.
May 19:
Fear wisely twists love.
Spring turns burned plundered lovers.
Offering, fish fall.
May 21:
White water splashes.
Dogs burn yet cats diminish.
Ignorant earth walks.
May 23:
Love runs but priests walk.
Offering, the armies fall.
Ice kisses lemons.
May 25:
The winds fear the clouds.
Kindly rough spring carouses.
White rough oxen fall.
May 27:
Rough fish diminish.
Arrows loiter but stars melt.
Flowers catch winter.
May 29:
Hatred scolds summer.
Redly turning, wisdom works.
The slick judges clash.
May 31:
Women fail lovers.
A cop moves a cigarette.
Dogs sacrifice clouds.
June 1:
A language wiggles.
Skins bounce then pleasure bites.
The embraces sweat
June 3:
Loves glisten yet a bouncy love begs the nipples.
An animal eats beauty.
Embraces undress
June 5:
Delicious joy drinks.
Hairs sweat yet women shudder.
Faces fill bare breasts.
June 7:
Beauty probes a skin.
Frantic agony slides breasts.
Bouncy lovers convulse.
June 9:
A wet whisper spurts.
An arse caresses the tongues.
Embraces flutter.
June 11:
Sweetly bouncy shafts moan.
A language slides the feathers.
Boys finger arses.
June 13:
Languid nude holes spurt.
The faces worship a mound.
Sex kisses cream.
June 15:
A skin bites sex.
Nights pant yet happiness sweats.
A breast slides language.
June 17:
Men caress a hand.
Naked women bite the mounds.
A fever murmurs.
June 19:
Nude orgasms spurt.
Hair eats languid, nude passion.
The kisses bounce
June 21:
A juice spreads secrets.
A belly sweats yet moans spurt.
Frantic legs bounce.
June 23:
Men whisper but aches spurt.
A moan drips for feathers wiggle.
Warm beauty flutters.
June 25:
Bouncy, sweet fingers pant.
Fever comes and language comes.
Orgasms undress.
June 27:
An arse grinds yet loves pleasure a shudder.
Smoothly, holes drink and men scream.
Moans eat happiness.
June 29:
The cold prospects walk.
Roughly, a hand splits however ugly, wise midnight shortly hides fear.
Screams surprise the mouths.
July 1:
Clowns flip lemonade.
A whitewash kicks bicycles.
Bicycles prod paint.
July 3:
Rudely, Grumpy jumps.
A fork hops but balloons dance.
Rude bananas spin.
July 5:
Jingles drop jellies.
Droopy boots the blancmanges.
The bottoms wobble.
July 7:
Hungrily, bells laugh.
A slimy blancmange slithers.
Paint prods a bottom.
July 9:
The tricycles grunt.
Unicycles splosh a fork.
Red Droopy tumbles.
July 11:
Greedy custard grunts.
Twittering, green jelly hoots.
Happy trips up paint.
July 13:
Silly jam bounces.
A hedgehog crashes hedgehogs.
Paint boots yellow paint.
July 15:
Yellow Grumpy hops.
Smashing bigger jellies drop.
Slime slips but spoons slip.
July 17:
Happy boots bottoms.
Mr Wibbler boots Droopy.
Big jam flips bottoms.
July 19:
Reluctantly, ears flop.
The squirters pop and spoons slip.
Rabbits wobble.
July 21:
Bouncy noses hop.
The piggies drop a sausage.
A jingle prods slime.
July 23:
Paint crashes buckets.
Stupidly loudly, slime tumbles.
The flowers twitter.
July 25:
Huge floppy paint falls.
Sticky bananas chortle.
The buckets trip snouts.
July 27:
Loud, red cherries pop.
Happy flips unicycles.
Jelly drops balloons.
July 29:
Loud, giggly bells squeak.
A bell hoots but Droopy hops.
The knickers giggle.
July 31:
Hatred loves the blocks.
Wiseguys sleep for women break.
False operas play.
August 1:
A piano talks.
Women open poetry.
Stones split eagerness.
August 3:
Smooth breasts waste rough heat.
Prospects wake yet blossom waits.
The violins talk.
August 5:
Cats fall and night turns.
My wealth twists a plundered broad.
Fear melts yet ice talks.
August 7:
Good, fair clouds twist ice.
Cities talk or a man eats.
A puddle dances.
August 9:
Unknown, white men sing.
Kindly full eagerness falls.
Blocks eat or ice waits.
August 11:
An old angel lurks.
Badly black misery turns.
Mouths squeal but wealth turns.
August 13:
Fragrant bottles sing.
Playing, spring burns or kids freeze.
A cat moves angels.
August 15:
Twisted midnight melts.
Love dances or judges talk.
Fear plays but fear turns.
August 17:
Papers turn autumn.
Money chases a city.
Rain kisses an eye.
August 19:
Burning angels dance.
Hands turn hail and concrete burns.
Wealth burns short autumn.
August 21:
The duets love cats.
Fluttering, a kiosk falls.
An unknown kid squeals.
August 23:
Twisted papers talk.
Slick, misty winter breaks flats.
Rough wealth moves feared broads.
August 25:
A black flashlight walks.
Hail splits however eyes play.
The cars eat and midday kisses a short hand.
August 27:
The women hunt dogs.
Duets turn for the mouths freeze.
Twisted cities break.
August 29:
Burned burning ice turns.
Liquid broken autumn walks.
Mud runs then men run.
August 31:
Stars sing for wealth breaks.
A priest dances but night burns.
Journeys move gunfire.
September 1:
A knife rings ashes.
Selfish ooze sway then fruits screech.
Coarsely, vagrants laugh.
September 3:
A surface cavorts.
Apathy whirls hedonists.
Gifts rotate a knife.
September 5:
Apathy begins.
Covetous funerals lurch.
Buffers fluctuate.
September 7:
Gifts sway hedonists.
Fangs lurch yet fluid shoves fruits.
Indifference leaps.
September 9:
The slack snouts waddle.
Craven apathy belches.
Boots spring for thirst flips.
September 11:
The oafs hobble oafs.
The viscous blooms waddle.
A mandible slips.
September 13:
The oafs hobble oafs.
The viscous blooms waddle.
A mandible slips.
September 15:
Apathy cackles.
Slack baskets evade the snouts.
Weddings miss shackles.
September 17:
Poverty blunders.
Protrusions miss poverty.
Grimy hunger falls.
September 19:
A slack weapon hoots.
Poverty destroys the ships.
The vulgar gifts leap.
September 21:
Midnight jabs fluid.
Sour, ostentatious ooze snorts.
A chorus bursts fruits.
September 23:
Fear erodes hunger.
Fear dustily jabs trinkets.
A junction cavorts.
September 25:
A death disturbs hell.
The crossroads twist but gifts flip.
Obnoxious tubes fart.
September 27:
Dank oafs resonate.
A vegetable sniggers.
Trinkets fire balloons.
September 29:
Vulgar midnight crawls.
Abruptly, a slack boar falls.
The gifts fire chorus.
October 1:
Beautiful love laughs.
Love leaps and a warm hand talks.
Kind, playful boats whirl.
October 3:
Angels cover earth.
Beautiful tall, gold leaves laugh.
My blooms chortle.
October 5:
The lemons return.
A temple softens a tree.
Blossom twists the girls.
October 7:
The peacocks twitter.
A pear runs and smoke bounces.
Wisdom celebrates.
October 9:
Stars talk but gifts swing.
Wise walking midnight quivers.
Poetry splashes.
October 11:
Fish tell a paper.
Blue strange, shining heaven waves.
Smashing cherries wake.
October 13:
Love catches the ships.
Smooth turning operas wait.
A pear persuades fruits.
October 15:
Heaven kisses heat.
Earth presents boats and clouds hoot.
Pink angels whisper.
October 17:
Flustering, love smiles.
Duets whirl fair poetry.
Truth whirls the weddings.
October 19:
The trinkets giggle.
Your yellow ships waggle boats.
Turquoise earth chatters.
October 21:
Eagerness responds.
A smashing cat bounces winds.
Fluttered girls gyrate.
October 23:
Weddings tell blue love.
My, kind gifts whirl silver lakes.
Selfless, gold ice smiles.
October 25:
The flowers whisper.
Heaven waves and snow lingers.
Children start winter.
October 27:
Smoke persuades the mouths.
The hungrily strange bells spring.
A strange surface skips.
October 29:
Love startles wisdom.
Perfumed giggly lakes bell earth.
Smashing water smiles.
October 31:
A wind celebrates.
Wonder jumps but midnight squeals.
Spring conceals a moon.
November 1:
Hell leaps or whips screech.
Weaker sirens fluctuate.
Thirst screams and whips leap.
November 3:
A cloak destroys knives.
Sabre screech but fluid snorts.
The crossroads giggle.
November 5:
Grimy ooze cavorts.
Flaccid crossroads bell vagrants.
Hurrying, knives fail.
November 7:
Sour reddish tubes screech.
Explosions sting the baskets.
Ruined depths decrease.
November 9:
A marriage shudders.
Oafs strike ooze therefore boots leap.
Gigantic boots squeak.
November 11:
Explosions collapse.
Thirst voraciously shoves ooze.
Dank midnight cavorts.
November 13:
Poverty cavorts.
Trinkets flip and midnight crawls.
A renegade squeaks.
November 15:
The depths undulate.
Slaves hobble irksome sabre.
Glutinous fear strikes.
November 17:
Poverty gibbers.
The knives bell glutinous thirst.
Fangs torture a death.
November 19:
Imprudent ooze slips.
The irksome roots burst the roots.
Funerals tell hell.
November 21:
The buffers gyrate.
The snouts cover funerals.
Covetous thirst squirms.
November 23:
A shovel cackles.
A vegetable tumbles.
Glutinous depths spring
November 25:
Snouts push apathy.
Resilient hunger snorts.
Weddings undulate.
November 27:
Ooze howls yet thirst crawls.
Boots belch yet the buffers fail.
Poverty bursts depths.
November 29:
Midnight bursts sabre.
Reluctantly, ships collapse.
A mandible sway.
December 1:
Ice wisely thrills clouds.
The trinkets turn a bell.
Fragrant peacocks dance.
December 3:
A yellow breast waves.
Flowers sing but wonder smiles.
Smooth snow spreads a moon.
December 5:
Leaves leap but earth squeals.
The turning buckets spin eyes.
The cherries set mouths.
December 7:
Ice vaults but ice leaps.
Women bounce but girls chortle.
A your star twitters.
December 9:
Ice loves a gold bird.
Winds flatly stop midday.
Slick good stanzas whirl.
December 11:
Covetous winds play.
Senselessly green lemons turn.
Stars splash tall papers.
December 13:
An apple spreads fruits.
Smoke presents the fish and shining gems smoothly kiss the mountains.
A golden bell waves.
December 15:
The petals appear.
Duets turn but a mouth jumps.
The cushions tinkle.
December 17:
Silly stanzas hoot.
Golden winds loosen lemons.
The cushions giggle.
December 19:
Cats wisely swing pears.
Liquid your blossom twitters.
Happiness quivers.
December 21:
Winds play and earth laughs.
A child conceals eagerness.
Fair water quivers.
December 23:
Your cherry jumps.
Love plays but blossom splashes.
Poetry splashes.
December 25:
White blossom dances.
Snow transforms earth but smoke plays.
Papers sway wisdom.
December 27:
Shortly, peacocks play.
A tree talks and gold hands dance.
Misty heaven melts.
December 29:
White petals tinkle.
Shuffling, toys spring but cats slip.
My gold blossom jumps.
December 31:
Thirstily, truth glides.
A tall lake startles heaven.
Poetry flutters.
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-11-10 04:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but to be fair, it would be interesting to see all your posts on the most recently reviewed
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2009-01-06 08:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is either a lot of typing or a lot of theft.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-05 23:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge is haiku king
Far too much time on his hands
Still, I give plus 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 19:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, i think your next hilarious and original response should have a -1 to keep it close to your original -1.5
wouldn't want to look wishy washy or indecisive, a big world travelling playboy like you.
all i have are my yardbirds and my internets ratings, while you have those awesome sunglasses. please be kind to me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh snap!
you've got me on the ropes. i think maybe if you make a joke about my parentage next you'll have totally won the internet!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a big, impressive boy you are!
I'll bet you have chickens in your front dirt.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm recession proof, buddy. i make more money now than i know what to do with. i just like the idea of being a more self sufficient person.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You betcha, fatstuff!
I hire out my shit work, but I understand if you're having trouble in this economy.
You might try dieting. For what you spend on sweets you could probably afford a larger trailer.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
simple solution for your simple mind, huh?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Call a plumber and have another tasty kake, Tub-boy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 18:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
do you know how to get a stuck drain basket off, mr x? i'm plumbing in a new clawfoot tub in my downstairs bathroom and the original basket and the elbow are still on the tub. they are brass and are totally siezed together. i've used a penetrant and let it soak forever and nothing.
i've always used the crossed screwdriver method in the past with perfect success. i don't really want to pay $20 for a basket wrench that i'll use maybe three times ever, and i'm not sure it'll break it loose anyway.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is shit.
However, THIS post is fat-tastic!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YAY, JONNYX STOPPED BY!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-05 15:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I really wanted you to get all huffy over a -2. Can you pretend you did, just for me?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-01-05 14:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May 31:
Women fail lovers.
A cop moves a cigarette.
Dogs sacrifice clouds.
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Ah yes. My birthday to a T.
You should publish a calendar of this stuff and make your fortune in the 'novelty-calendars-with-random-haiku' market.
I'd hit it.
I mean buy one.
Or shoplift it, if I can't find a decent torrent download.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 14:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hadley is my hero.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2009-01-05 14:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
red droopy tumbles indeed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-05 14:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i agree, leap year is a dick.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2009-01-05 12:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Leap Year.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-05 11:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A for Effort.
"bad boy with a heart of gold" = whack.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2009-01-05 10:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by baby (user info) at 2009-01-05 05:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YourNameHere cares very deeply about internet poetry contests! Best not to type too much with it, whoever owns it, you might accidentally drop a 'GET THE PICTURE, DIPSHIT!' or a few thousand emoticons if you're not careful.
LOL!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-05 03:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is this meant to be clever, i havent read it, just see lots of dates
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-05 02:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-01-05 02:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-sigh-
I really do think I could fall in love with you, Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, i see where that one could be misleading.
the proper way to read that one is to visualize yourself eating each word as you go. if you'd like a new interpretation, you eat it differently. you can even eat each word a different way. for instance, wolf down the first line, nibble at the second, and kind of push the last line around your plate with your flatware as you try to maintain conversation with your horrifyingly boring dinner companions without falling asleep, hoping that you make it home without terribly insulting someone by letting out the horrid things you REALLY think about them, as you've done in the past when you let the brandy go to your head a little bit too much.
does that help?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Droopy whirls cherries.
The bottoms tinkle a clown.
Sticky clowns giggle.
...I mean, dude.
DUDE.
Although, this would win so many awards in a literature contest.
Like taking the Times Crossword puzzle clues and calling them a poem.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of course, shadow! that's about the best compliment i could pay anyone!
and doodles, i think you need to put the emphasis on the word 'bananas.' it makes the whole thing read differently.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
what are you saying, darling circe?
these are pearls of beauty and greatness, formed by my own two hands, with great thought given to the construction of this post as a whole, as well as each individual component.
which one was yours by the way? let's see how this oracle works. the one for banjo was right on the money. the experima one... umm, i'm sure i can figure out a way to make it mean whatever is best.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A noun verbs
An adjective noun verbs/ a noun verbs adjectively
A noun verbs
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-04 23:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sept. 23rd.
I knew it...
... and I hate you. **sob**
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2009-01-04 22:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
June 25:
Bouncy, sweet fingers pant.
Fever comes and language comes.
Orgasms undress.
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Hahahahaahaha Scourgey, you should have told me you felt this way earlier.
Now, mark my birthday and remember it when the time comes. I'll be 28.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2009-01-04 22:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rudely, Grumpy jumps.
A fork hops but balloons dance.
Rude bananas spin.
That hurts you know
The only one I read
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-04 22:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didnt read, but i see some effort there. hence the +2 rating.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2009-01-04 22:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
December 15:
The petals appear.
Duets turn but a mouth jumps.
The cushions tinkle.
... the fuck?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2009-01-04 21:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
January 9:
The stars splash midnight.
Wise winds fall for midday runs.
Foolish, wise sheep sing.
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that's how you feel about me eh?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Japanese Poetry Mess
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amazing piece.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 19:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you find the haiku that was created for the day of your birth, or if you are an even number day person the day AFTER your day of birth, and that is how i feel about you.
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*gets restraining order*
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEE PENIS!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and a heart of gold.
did i mention that?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 19:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have a huge penis.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 19:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you find the haiku that was created for the day of your birth, or if you are an even number day person the day AFTER your day of birth, and that is how i feel about you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-04 19:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my fucking god.
you people have a genius amongst you.
who is the fucking haiku king?
me, bitches, me.