THUPA Round 3: Haiku Musing (427 hits)
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Rating: 1.37 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2009-01-01 23:44:25 EST
Stewardesses is
The longest word that can be
Typed with the left hand
Makes one wonder what
The right hand was doing while
The left was typing
But then I recalled
Lollipop's the longest word
That the right can type
So, I mixed the two
Flight attendants and suckers
'Twas a sticky mess
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2009-01-06 16:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great. now I'm craving an orange tootsie-pop
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-05 23:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH BOY, MY FAVORITE FRIEND IS BACK BELOW!!!!!
How ya been, JonnyX?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2009-01-05 17:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-05 02:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2009-01-04 20:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2009-01-04 15:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
I like candy and ladies that serve candy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2009-01-02 19:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2009-01-02 16:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lollipops.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-02 09:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Scourge - it annoys me too, but, as you said, a necessary evil here. I'm surprised that I'm still even IN this competition.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-01-02 09:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DILEMMA!!!!!!!!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-01-02 07:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm defending "'Twas". When MLW asks, "Do you love me?", "Yup" sounds a far inferior response than "'Twas ever so."
The ultimate answer to that question is of course, "Shaddap an' make me a turkey pot pie", but you only want to throw that out on special occasions.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:57:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not bad
Submitted by cheerios (user info) at 2009-01-02 00:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
marvelous.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-01-01 23:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, you fucking homo... i'm doing haiku this round.
also, you use 'TWAS an awful lot and it really annoys me. i don't know why. it just does. i understand the syllable count thing necessitating it here, but you use it ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-01-01 23:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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I once tried to rhyme
Purple, silver, month, and orange
Result: EPIC FAIL