Can you guys just find one post to camp on so that I can be amused for a while? (1093 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (View user info) at 2008-12-23 14:00:42 EST
I am bored at work.
Dance monkey, dance!
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-12-25 16:51:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:51:37 EST (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786909.stm
Man, talk about having a lousy name.
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So, why is a man running a UK based company being tried in a US court for US citizens accessing his website against US law? Surely the charges can only stick if his company starts trading in the US from US sites.
Are they being World Police again?
God I fucking hate what America has become.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-12-24 12:03:34 EST (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Keep it down over there i'm trying to sleep in!
*Throws Pillow*
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-12-24 05:41:19 EST (#)
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hi.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-12-23 21:51:42 EST (#)
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i wonder if bubbas disability got approved yet
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 21:45:40 EST (#)
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Coley, Jeannneeeee, or ghola to the manager's desk. Coley, Jeannneeeee, or ghola to the manager's desk. I believe you left the opportunity to make a nut nuttier in the lost and found of crap useless posts.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-23 19:41:21 EST (#)
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Ha, that would be easy. Just get coley, Jeannneeeee, or ghola to post a total bullshit, no-content post and we will all +2 it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-23 18:20:09 EST (#)
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the best christmas present i could get is if bubba totally melted down on uber for my enjoyment. i mean he's been half there for months. it seems like it should only take a few more well crafted pokes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-23 18:02:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:49:43 EST (#)
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Bubba, email me when you actually have a funny comeback. cornnugget.at.gmail.com
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A better idea, you numb cunt: You e-mail ME, and I will post it. Ignorant bitch.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:53:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:47:47 EST (#)
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Camp on my cock.
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Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things not bad
Sing of happy not sad
(*) sing, sing a song
Make it simple to last
Your whole life long
DON' WORRY THAT IT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE
ELSE TO HEAR
Just sing, sing a song
La la la la la
La la la la la la...
Sing, sing a song
Let the world sing along
Sing of love there could be
Sing for you and for me
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:51:37 EST (#)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7786909.stm
Man, talk about having a lousy name.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:47:47 EST (#)
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Camp on my cock.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:39:00 EST (#)
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huh, that's how I always used to read it, then started to think it was suppossed to be ju is insane. Whatever, I'm gone for the day. Way to fuck up a camp post juls, post it and piss off til everyone is going home.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 17:33:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:51:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:35:49 EST (#)
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I GOT CALLED AWAY FOR A MEETING AND MISSED EVERYTHING I AM SOO SAD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!
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You can start by answering my question.
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JULS - INSANE
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:56:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:53:31 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I like you or not, but whatever.
Nice pic.
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You like EVERYBODY!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:55:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:41:50 EST (#)
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Hi Ubersite,
I don't know who snark is, but I'm seeing a lot about him lately. Can someone clear this up?
And also, who is no1hasdis??
Thanks,
Corinne
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I've been here for 4 years. So basically, I'm a loser.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:51:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:35:49 EST (#)
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I GOT CALLED AWAY FOR A MEETING AND MISSED EVERYTHING I AM SOO SAD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!
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You can start by answering my question.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:41:21 EST (#)
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that hat is aces, juls.
merry christmas! there's a card winging your way, but it's probs going to be late.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:36:16 EST (#)
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don't listen to sage, she's dummy
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:35:49 EST (#)
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I GOT CALLED AWAY FOR A MEETING AND MISSED EVERYTHING I AM SOO SAD
WEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-12-23 16:34:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:53:31 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I like you or not, but whatever.
Nice pic.
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This is the internet full of fake personas, what is to like or not like?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:53:31 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I like you or not, but whatever.
Nice pic.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:36:47 EST (#)
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jk below. kind of. i dont want to camp. i want to be free.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:36:09 EST (#)
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no. i spread my infectious joy all over this goddamn place. how fucking stupid is that, to keep my jovial spirit on one dumb ass post? can you tell me, idiot?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:33:55 EST (#)
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i just realized i'm drinking at work. and then after work i'm supposed to have dinner at my aunt's where there will be more wine. and then after that i'm going to a bar.
i'm really just trying to feel like ass tomorrow.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:31:42 EST (#)
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how about this one?
*thinks*
that was your intention the entire time.
bastard.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:29:00 EST (#)
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Can I borrow your hat?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:29:00 EST (#)
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I don't dance, I'm just not that kind of monkey, but I do appreciate a fluffy hat. It even looks hand-made.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:21:00 EST (#)
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Poor Inion is so confused.
Here, let me comfort you...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:13:54 EST (#)
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or maybe i meant that the other way around. i'm not sure.
hmmm...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:12:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:08:24 EST (#)
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juls goes apple picking with her crotch. like a reverse thai hooker movie
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so, Thai hooker movies include crotch picking with apples???
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round things get squeezed out as opposed to in.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:08:24 EST (#)
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juls goes apple picking with her crotch. like a reverse thai hooker movie
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so, Thai hooker movies include crotch picking with apples???
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:05:19 EST (#)
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It seems to me that it looks a bit too warm out to be wearing such a hat.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:59:49 EST (#)
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http://www.prilliman.com/Blog/content/binary/DingleBerry.jpg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:58:57 EST (#)
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juls goes apple picking with her crotch. like a reverse thai hooker move.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:58:11 EST (#)
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that is supposed to read "sombrero up" as if I needed to tell you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:58:04 EST (#)
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Camping....
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:56:53 EST (#)
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I heard that somebody was supposed to be making a drunk pill that works like the shit alice ate and drink in wonderland. You take one pill to get drunk and another to sobre up.
This technology needs to looked into.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:54:55 EST (#)
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that is a magnificent hat
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:54:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:51:44 EST (#)
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Fuck. Just when this post was about to become a decent place to camp, Bubba showed up with a crate of unfunny and killed the thread.
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Good. Go somewhere else, asswipe. Go shopping. Go jerk off. Go away.
:D
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:53:10 EST (#)
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how much more drunker do we think i can get before i have to stop drinking so i can go home...
*sigh*
not much :(
being able to voluntarily and immediately recover from booze would be such a blessing. if i had three wishes, that would be number one.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:53:01 EST (#)
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Why? So you can post it and get twelve jillion hits? Go fuck yourself, you stupid, ugly cunt.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:52:52 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:51:44 EST (#)
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Fuck. Just when this post was about to become a decent place to camp, Bubba showed up with a crate of unfunny and killed the thread.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:49:43 EST (#)
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Bubba, email me when you actually have a funny comeback. cornnugget.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:48:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:47:00 EST (#)
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Shut up Bubba. Don't speak unless spoken to.
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You don't speak, honey, you bark and whine. And shit on the floor.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:47:00 EST (#)
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Shut up Bubba. Don't speak unless spoken to.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:46:18 EST (#)
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Hi Fallen :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:45:41 EST (#)
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dendrophilia is a crime in some states.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:45:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:41:50 EST (#)
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Hi Ubersite,
I don't know who snark is, but I'm seeing a lot about him lately. Can someone clear this up?
And also, who is no1hasdis??
Thanks,
Corinne
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Snark is a cool dude, no1hasdis is an asshole. However, both of them are above posting private e-mails, you stupid twat...
:D
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:45:02 EST (#)
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Snark is that sound my sneakers make on the Gym floor
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:43:37 EST (#)
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hi Corny
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:41:50 EST (#)
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Hi Ubersite,
I don't know who snark is, but I'm seeing a lot about him lately. Can someone clear this up?
And also, who is no1hasdis??
Thanks,
Corinne
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:36:05 EST (#)
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safety dance this!
http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/politics/IMAGES/SafetyDance.jpg
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:33:44 EST (#)
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bull poop below..brb
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:27:24 EST (#)
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dance this!
http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/62/dance_magic.jpg
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:23:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:18:05 EST (#)
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Snark likes banana pudding
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Damn Skippity!
I'm soaking in it right now.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:22:26 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120370
campsites still avalible.
full hook ups, hot showers, picnic area, paved camper parking.
come on over!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:18:05 EST (#)
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Snark likes banana pudding
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:15:44 EST (#)
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I'm more than willing to flood this post with my mental retardation to help alleviate your boredom but you gotta be participating.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:15:27 EST (#)
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Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the ass,
So paranoid...
Watch your back!
Oh my, here we go...
Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower.
Quicksand's got no sense of humor.
I'm still laughing like hell.
You think that the cryin to me,
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,
You've been infected by a social disease.
Well, then take your medicine.
[Chorus]
I created the Sound of Madness.
Wrote the book on pain.
Somehow I'm still here,
To explain,
That the darkest hour never comes in the night.
You can sleep with a gun.
When you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself?
I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality,
If there's an afterlife,
Then it'll set you free.
But I'm not gonna part the seas
You're a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You think that cryin to me,
Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe,
You've been infected by a social disease.
Well, then take your medicine.
[Chorus]
I created the Sound of Madness.
Wrote the book on pain.
Somehow I'm still here,
To explain,
That the darkest hour never comes in the night.
You can sleep with a gun.
When you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:14:19 EST (#)
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Lets talk about NYC real estate
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:12:48 EST (#)
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= P
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:12:26 EST (#)
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Climb, monkey, climb!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:09:39 EST (#)
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this dude at work, Mexican guy, always says to me "where is the money" and I'm like WTF is he talking about like where are the jobs or some shit?
So today I ask and he says you know like the Movie Jerry Maguire (my last name is similar)
So all along he's been meaning to say "show me the money" but saying "where is the money"
Silly Mexican.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:08:51 EST (#)
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TREE HUGGER!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:07:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:04:21 EST (#)
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I always assumed it was for Ju Is Insane meaning You Are Insane.
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Yeah, that's what I always thought too. BUT I could be wrong.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:05:28 EST (#)
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This is exactly the point of my last post. This site gets used more as a chat forum then a writers forum now.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:04:21 EST (#)
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I always assumed it was for Ju Is Insane meaning You Are Insane.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:04:16 EST (#)
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Yeppity do.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:03:47 EST (#)
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OOO OOO AAAH AAAH AAAH!
*throws poo*
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-23 14:03:19 EST (#)
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How do you pronounce your name? Is that an 'I' or an 'L'? Are you saying Ju- Is- Insane? or JuLs Insane? I'm so fucking confused by you.
Also- Judy Garland: Hot.
http://www.skylighters.org/ggparade/judygarland33.jpg
