my plans (483 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.64 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-12-22 02:00:45 EST
I am on leave right now in Berlin, I dont have a driver's licence here yet, and the only guy I am friends with in the unit went back to the states for leave.
So I have gone to the bar, and watched porn. Here is a short list of the different categories so far
amateur
arab
asian
anal
big tits
blonde
blowjob
bondage
brunette
celebrity
cheerleader
creampie
cumshot
fetish
fishnets
hardcore
latina
lesbian
midget
milf
persian
redhead
schoolgirl
teen
I'm sure there are others but I deleted my browsing history this morning so I can't remember.
After wasting a few days of leave doing that, I remembered that this is Europe. Traveling to a different country is as simple as hopping on a train.
I consulted my handy dandy map of Europe on the internet, and I decided I am going to Amsterdam for a week. I know what you are thinking, but I am not even interested in the drugs. I get piss tested, and I dont like hallucinating; so that pretty much ruins that for me.
I do however like getting shitfaced wasted, and having sex with women that I never have to talk to again.... I leave in 3 hours... peace out bitches!
Who just bought 5 boxes of rubbers from the shop? This guy!
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-23 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would cheer you on but I bet you are fucking a strangerho right NOW. good for you.
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-12-22 21:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are in Texas with a fat cow for a girlfriend.
GO rub one off again dick breath. Amsterdam my ass
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-22 17:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Eh, you managed to get a point for the Redhead porn.
Submitted by localgov (user info) at 2008-12-22 16:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-22 15:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just came by to see why this was so low on so few reviews.
You should TOTALLY smoke some ganja in Amsterdam. It's the only right thing to do. I'm positive that your denial of their pot supply is the basis for the low reviews.
Fancy porn collection, BTW.
Have a point.
Submitted by Porcelain (user info) at 2008-12-22 14:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-22 13:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-12-22 11:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-22 10:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all you people? You're using this small smattering of youthful fuckupery to condemn his entire character. It's like every single one of you are prim, proper, grim-faced Amish assholes that never EVER got laid, never EVER watched porn, never EVER kept clear of drugs only because there was sure to be a piss test later and NOT because they were illegal, never EVER got shitfaced or even thought about doing so, and were never EVER young and alone in a foreign country with not a single chance in hell of going home for Christmas.
Every last one of you Victorian Scrooge bitches should be ashamed.
Drink one for me, guy, and I'll lift one up in return. Salute! Have fun!
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If I didn't know better, I'd say this guy was me!
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all you people? You're using this small smattering of youthful fuckupery to condemn his entire character. It's like every single one of you are prim, proper, grim-faced Amish assholes that never EVER got laid, never EVER watched porn, never EVER kept clear of drugs only because there was sure to be a piss test later and NOT because they were illegal, never EVER got shitfaced or even thought about doing so, and were never EVER young and alone in a foreign country with not a single chance in hell of going home for Christmas.
Every last one of you Victorian Scrooge bitches should be ashamed.
Drink one for me, guy, and I'll lift one up in return. Salute! Have fun!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-22 09:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So I can assume you'll be visiting the Amsterdam museums then?
Great way to expand your cultural knowledge, son.
I'll bet you get robbed though.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, that's cool! </sarcasm>
Also, I believe that the only drug that is legal in Amsterdam is weed. If you hallucinate on weed, then you have problems that no one here is qualified to address.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-22 07:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's distressing that you and your type are representing our country.
No wonder everyone hates us.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know that "expending most of one's resources on drinking and whoring" is no longer equivalent to "awesome", right? Hasn't been that way since Babe Ruth polluted himself into syphilis and cancer in the 1930's. Try not to be an embarassment.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get an STD for me! Don't worry about getting one for I can get you a toe, she's so full of STD's they took them out of the alphabet
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-12-22 06:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel my country is worse for your presence.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-22 05:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ugh. you disgust me.