SPTHUPA- You can't smell my penis. (835 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.64 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Doodles is a poet for the ages (View user info) at 2008-12-18 22:53:46 EST
Let me smell your penis
You say to me, why I ask
I need to know now
Please display your penis
So that I can know whether
You're cheating on me
What a fucking cunt
I warn her I'll beat her ass
If she keeps this up
I'm taking a piss
She bends over fast and inhales
The bitch fucked up, man
I plow through her jaw
Kicked her ass while she fell
Fucked that bitch up, yo
She started to cry
Shit, she just called the police
I flee the trailer
It is all good though
She's uncooperative
It always works out
Consider this my forfeit 
Huh when you type : ( into word, minus the space it makes an emoticon, cool beans as Johnny chimpo might say.
Link : http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/
User Reviews
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2009-02-04 19:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120468#2856095
Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-22 15:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-19 01:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XmNXeAvIg
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I CANNOT stop listening to this.
It's really sad
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-22 14:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christmas spirit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 23:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
SHUT UP, MALTESE!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 15:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 14:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay that people liked my post more bubba
it doesn't mean you're less of a person or ANYTHING!
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More than what? Buttsecks from a rabid mule? Dipshit.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-19 15:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, but *I* hate you.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-19 14:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well, i didn't love your poem, but that's just me. I don't hate you, though.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 14:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's okay that people liked my post more bubba
it doesn't mean you're less of a person or ANYTHING!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 14:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O didn't like my poem :(
Nor did sac
or blt
I feel hated now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 13:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you get a +2 because so does everyone else
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-19 11:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even a shitty forfeit.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-19 09:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-19 09:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-19 08:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish there were video of this incident = (
It would make for one hell of an animated gif
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-19 07:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-19 04:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-19 03:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-19 02:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't sleep.
I have never ever ever ever ever ever EVAR heard that before.
she looks like a transvestite.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-19 01:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahem... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19XmNXeAvIg
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i won't consider this a forfeit since it looks like you're winning
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Straight up pedo-insurance and nothing else.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't? Must be your feet then.
http://sssemester.blogspot.com/2008/04/instant-rimshot.html
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't? Must be your feet then.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A work of art.
Truly a piece of literature that will go down in the histories of man as one of the greatest pieces of literature to ever go down in the histories of man, possibly even the greatest piece of literature that will go down in the histories of man as one of the greatest pieces of literature to ever go down in the histories of man
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-18 22:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and sniff my ball sack, sniff sniff my ball sack