THUPA: Five Minutes for the 5th Day of Christmas (516 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 1.8 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2008-12-17 14:12:14 EST
It's the fifth day of Christmas and it's about time
I finally got something worth a dime.
Up until now it was nothing but birds
Or divine symbols, fucking absurd.
So I got these rings, 5 gold
And I know a fence where they can be sold
I won't tell her 'cos I know she'll flip
And I can't deal with that kind of shit
See she don't know 'bout my troubles with blow
Or my love for the H or the hookers I know
The smack or the crack
Or the support that I owe.
Yeah I have a few kids scattered there and about
When I can I give them a shout
But most I don't know, don't care to either
But if she found out she'd see me beneath her
So I keep my habits to myself
That ones for sure
In her eyes I'm cool
Kind of a bore
But behind closed doors I'll get pretty crazy
With some hot milkin' maids lookin to lay me
And 9 dancin' ladies...oh how they slay me
But after that the days get pretty gay
Leaping lords and drumming drummers
What can I say?
So the rings I'll sell
On my way to hell
And wish you a good Christmas
And you can kiss my ass
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-22 11:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT I HAVE BEEN RESPONDING TO QUESTIONS! 3 COMMENTS ISN'T CAMPING!
Okay, you got me. Merry Christmas. Prick.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-12-22 01:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my word, your rhythm is atrocious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-19 14:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are an agent of doom.
god will smite you.
SMITE YOOOOUUUUUUUU.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-18 09:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-18 06:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-17 23:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 21:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on shlongy this was a tribute to you
I almost just used one of your poems about shitting
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I ALMOST DID TOO
seriously i wanted to start my poem with here i sit.
I;ll vote you a +2 and lead you to victory.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-17 20:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on shlongy this was a tribute to you
I almost just used one of your poems about shitting
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I ALMOST DID TOO
seriously i wanted to start my poem with here i sit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ish
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1.33
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-17 18:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-17 17:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
okidoki
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-17 17:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old coot, below.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Burma Shave?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just in case.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK.
Next time, I'll read it first.
+2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a poopa?
ITALIAN RAP!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah I thought about doing a rap you know like
Yo this is THUPA
and I think it's supa'
and if you don't watch out
I'll take a poopa
A shit
I don't quit
I keep rappin' like i'm
rubbin that clit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its like the warblings of a slightly camp eminem
but slightly more entertaining
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:36:48 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
an enigma you say?
I don't know how to take that
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:34:07 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
odd, your mind is quite the enigma
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He meant to say enema.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and a cartridge in a bare tree.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
an enigma you say?
I don't know how to take that
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
odd, your mind is quite the enigma
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she just didn't like you
i'm sure you're used to it
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I meant to give this a +1
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember posting this picture ages ago and getting a rash of shit from strwbrryfantiticaldialeiclsdicisd because I didn't credit the picture maker. What a scamp she was.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does Christmas always seem to come at this time of year?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on shlongy this was a tribute to you
I almost just used one of your poems about shitting
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you writing poetry?
A NEW LOW FOR MUDDY!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 hookers and blow.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, understand the problems that hookers and Blow can create.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unseemly
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, bitch!