THUPA Round 1: P-H-A-L-L-I-C (503 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: THUPA
Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-12-17 01:30:43 EST
P is for the way you plow through me
H is for the only hole I see
A is very wary of your acromegaly
L is so lascivious, sweet, forbidden, and delicious
L is for the love I give to you
I is more than iconolagny for two
C for cacidrosis
Kiss and share my halitosis
Phallic, I was made for loving you
C is for the way you crimp my hair
Y is when you yuke yourself down there
M, macrocephalic, why you're so fantastic
B is baculiform, rod-shaped things that make me feel warm
A is adventitious things you do
L is loving on a gimp or two
S is super sensual
Cymbals, you can have my pencil
Phallic Cymbals, I love you
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-19 00:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew that you and phallic would be a barnburner
Submitted by billrhine (user info) at 2008-12-18 20:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2008-12-18 14:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus these just get worse and worse.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-18 09:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-17 21:44:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, why not then? nurrr.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-17 20:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The name is a little to long for the song, but you made it work pretty well anyway.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yars all round.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
do a poem that isn't about religion or uber sometime, eh?
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I have, several...check these out:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115932
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114245
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111659
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101026
...and so on and so forth. You know where to find my post history.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:08:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
do a poem that isn't about religion or uber sometime, eh?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny shit.Hope you're doin' ok, don't see you around much anymore. Life must be good to ya.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have yet to decide whether to -2 every post in this contest (except for a couple of the Uber broads' posts) so while I decide on a course of action, enjoy this +2.
It may not last.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:35:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read all of it. I got bored at the first "L".
Points anyway.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I kept trying to sing this like the "love" song from the parent trap.
I didn't work too well.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 08:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry, but you chose poor words for the layman to understand (yes, save the jokes) but having to reference words really took me away from the piece.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-17 07:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i tried to sing it but i dont know how the song goes at some points so i just sort of made up the tune as i went along and it sounded like shit.
also i dont know half those words, +2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 07:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DIFFICULT WORDS!
Hopefully he'll be pleased.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-17 07:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
silly
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-17 06:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 making me hit dictionary.com twice to get my learn on.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-12-17 01:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Round 1 hub link: http://www.ubersite.com/m/120235
Yes, this is my entry.
No, I did not try, not very hard anyways.
I probably shouldn't have signed up for this, but I didn't want to forfeit, and silly is what I do best. Vote as ye will.