Sageisms (3048 hits)
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Submitted by Sageish (View user info) at 2008-12-16 11:04:58 EST
The other day, Sico told me that one of the best things he's heard on Wbersite was actually a Bubba quote that went something like this: "People only change when the pain of changing is less than the pain of remaining the same."
Two quotes I've come up with are as follows:
"There may never be excuses, but there are always reasons."
and
"There is no such thing as an invalid emotion."
Any original quotes (meh, even non-original ones will do) that you'd like to proffer?
Owl, below.
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Submitted by registerme (user info) at 2009-01-27 02:48:42 EST (#)
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to assume makes and ass out of u and me!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-01-26 23:12:10 EST (#)
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ah sage.
you put the 'vapid' in 'vapidcunt'.
oh and the 'cunt' too.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2009-01-26 21:30:43 EST (#)
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"If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em"
"The squeaky wheel always gets the oil"
"If you're insecure about how old you are, how plain your body is and your apparent lack of intelligence, just post photos of your smiling head all over the internet and hopefully somebody will care"
"Getting knobbed by a needle dick like snacksonsemen is something that should never happen to anyone, let alone be talked about publicly. No exceptions"
"If you look old in a glamour shot that was designed to make you look young, you are old and should probably kill yourself."
"If you can hear wind whistling through your ears, it because there is a big cavity somewhere and not the kind that you go and see the dentist about either."
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2008-12-21 21:56:59 EST (#)
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I think the most valuable and insightful thing I have ever seen on this, or any other website, would have to be "Needs more rape."
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-21 03:41:32 EST (#)
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I wanted to make this it's own post, but i just couldnt stand the -2's it would surely get from jelous ubers.. I fucked my first native the other day. I didnt even have to pay for it
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-19 17:50:51 EST (#)
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A liberal is just a conservative who's never been mugged.
Few years ago, I might not have laughed.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-12-19 11:01:22 EST (#)
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"A bubba quote"
Hahahaha YEEEEH right.
Firstly, Anais Nin was the first one to say it, and she said it 50 times nicer than that:
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
The most poetic thing bubba has ever said is "If you bounce on my cock I'll buy you that 'GI Joe' that you like the look of"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-19 10:30:13 EST (#)
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crap
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-12-18 23:56:17 EST (#)
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-18 16:16:10 EST (#)
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no. it goes, "Being drunk is not an excuse, it is an explanation."
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-18 16:08:01 EST (#)
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WOW, 300!!
Thanks, Iam. That's actually something I'll probably put on my desk, seriously.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-18 14:55:13 EST (#)
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"propper pre-planning prevents piss poor performance"
The 7 P's
learn it, live it
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-18 09:52:18 EST (#)
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Thanks, Tyk & Yellow. Those were both quite nice.
Submitted by YellowDragon (user info) at 2008-12-18 01:23:56 EST (#)
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"Integrity is the ability to admit you don't always do the right thing when nobody is looking." Tim Kenny
Submitted by HotDogma (user info) at 2008-12-18 00:15:25 EST (#)
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haha cup my nuts!!! opps sorry wrong post.
Submitted by Tyklo (user info) at 2008-12-17 19:25:04 EST (#)
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I was in the video store I've been going to for over fifteen years this Summer and was in an excellent mood. I was standing next to the gumball machine whose black gumballs where synonymous with a free movie rental and as I was looking at it, knowing full well that in over fifteen years I'd never won a black gumball, felt lucky and decided to try my luck. I wasn't suprised when a black gumball rolled out to greet me and was more delighted that my baseless intuition proved fruitful than the free movie I shortly thereafter recieved and muttered the phrase, "Fortune smiles on those who smile." to a friend I was with without thinking and rather liked it.
Also, once when I was talking to the only gay kid in my high school, listening to him bemoan his detached isolation, offered a tidbit he quite liked when I lamented he was "The only fruitloop in a bowl full of cheerios.".
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:46:33 EST (#)
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Gay attempt at "life", below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:25:43 EST (#)
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Gay attempt at an "insult", below.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:19:45 EST (#)
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you're not even most hated.
you're an irrelevance that's what gets your goat.
anyway, FG summed it up perfectly.
I'm busy in my proper job, lab tech boy, go clean the real scientists a couple of test tubes, fag.
toodles.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:06:56 EST (#)
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I don't want any title or crown of uber, you numskull. That's like being Mayor of Bubbaville or Emperor of Toilet Rims. Being an A-lister on a site like this is akin to touting about how glorious you are at macrame or something equally as boring...and gay.
I enjoy my spot of most hated.
Besides, circle jerking with each other must get tiresome, no?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:04:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:13:06 CST (#)
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Oh, and Apollo, I bet all your nieces and nephews look up to you so much now that you have been crowned Ubersite Celebrity. It must be all the rage in your row home community.
for sure.
you take the piss but you desperately want it don't you?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-17 14:21:44 EST (#)
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A cynic, is what idealist calls a realist
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:09:24 EST (#)
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No......I dont.
(Here's hoping the extra ellipses pisses you off a little. Or at least mildly irritates you. Kinda like that rash on your starfish.)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:02:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:24:47 EST (#)
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*I see the GOOD in all my friends
LOL
None of my friends possess god-like qualities, not even you, Sico, ya bastard.
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Liar. Remember that one time.....
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:01:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:35:01 CST (#)
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everyone scatter, snark's here
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hahahaha
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You're both on the list.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:35:01 CST (#)
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everyone scatter, snark's here
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hahahaha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:35:01 EST (#)
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everyone scatter, snark's here
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:39:18 EST (#)
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LOL Shlongy...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:35:01 EST (#)
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everyone scatter, snark's here
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:32:22 EST (#)
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Shlongy is a God...or at least, I hear a lot of "Oh God" when I enter a room...or right when whatever broad I happen to be hosing and I are both about to climax.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:30:19 EST (#)
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jimthefiend achieved uber stardom by sticking it in Shlongy's browneye
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:29:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:24:47 EST (#)
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*I see the GOOD in all my friends
LOL
None of my friends possess god-like qualities, not even you, Sico, ya bastard.
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L Ron Hubbard does I bet.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:25:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:20:48 EST (#)
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It was back when Shlongy won a Uber contest.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
You can ignore rob_berg's pathetic attempt at climbing onto Shlongy's Uber-star in an ill fated attempt to garner hits and Uber popularity.
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haha
How awesome would it be if I were to achieve such a lofty goal as 'uber-popularity' via Shlongy's uber-brown-star?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:24:47 EST (#)
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*I see the GOOD in all my friends
LOL
None of my friends possess god-like qualities, not even you, Sico, ya bastard.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:22:14 EST (#)
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Method, I never said I didnt care about what people said. I said that I am not hurt enough by what people say here to remove myself from this "situation". I will be the first to admit that I take things said here personally and that I'm probably too sensitive for the likes of ubersite. BUT, even with all that said, the entertainment and anti-boredom value keep me coming back for more. What can I say? Maybe Fey is right--maybe I'm just a dumbass glutton for punishment. What the hell does it matter why I come here? I'm still here, and it's still entertaining, and I enjoy reading what people write more than I DON'T enjoy hearing that I'm a tranny looking horse-faced insipid cunt with gigantic fucking teeth. Maybe if nothing else this site is desensitizing me and giving me something more of a backbone...toughening me up a little, if you will.
Further, what I meant by the Sico comment was that he is the only one whose low-blows actually REALLY matter to me, because I actually "get to" hang out with him on a day-to-day basis. Or more like week-to-week.
Rob, I know you dont get why I'm friends with Sico. A lot of people dont...hell...HE doesnt even get it. Shit...let's be honest...half the time, I MYSELF don't get it. But he's charming and can actually think about possibly being nice sometimes. I see how loyal he is to his friends regardless of his asshole qualities. He's quite intelligent and likes to have a good time. Our little circle of friends is really tight and everyone in it loves him and his company, so whatever. I see the god in all my friends, including him, however buried it is. He's got novelty, charm, the je ne sais quoi that keeps everyone, including YOU UBERERS, coming back, however annoyed or pissed off he may make you.
So, take all of the above how you will.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:21:32 EST (#)
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You say tomato, I say tomoto...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:20:48 EST (#)
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It was back when Shlongy won a Uber contest.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
You can ignore rob_berg's pathetic attempt at climbing onto Shlongy's Uber-star in an ill fated attempt to garner hits and Uber popularity.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:19:48 EST (#)
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I see ass but no hole. It doesn't count.
Please PLEASE no one post their chocolate starfish.
I'm old and I can't take shocks to the system like that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:18:29 EST (#)
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NOT SAFE FOR AVOIDING THE NIGHTMARES:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:17:29 EST (#)
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When was this?! I MISSED IT! Woe is me!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:16:19 EST (#)
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HEY FORENSIC...THAT'S NOT TRUE. SHLONGY SHOWED HIS HOLE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:15:11 EST (#)
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I know I was particularly enthralled by that one post sico "wrote" where he put his weenie into that chicks woowoo and we all got to be there for the ride through the magic of photography. All 16 pictures worth.
And those ones where we see him drinking beer in a red plastic cup? (all 47 of those)...
Well, I can obviously see how that attracted you to Ubersite.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:11:31 EST (#)
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Hahahaha
No one cares what other people on Uber think about them. Ever.
The only reason we grace this vile stinkpit of humanity's congealed puss called Ubersite is because we're bored. Too bad there isn't a bazillion other time wasting sites out there. Coz if there were, we'd be gone in a heartbeat.
None of us are even remotely like we are online. Nope, not even a little.
Each of us have kick ass jobs and we're all geniuses and make assloads of money.
We're all model gorgeous. In fact, we're so beautiful we would be modeling for Vogue and GQ but we don't need too because of the reason listed above.
Not one person here has done anything slimey like posting intimate portraits of naive and dimwitted women who let the scuzzball bring the camera out.
No one here has ever camwhored their penis.
No one here has ever camwhored their boobs.
We too classy for that.
In fact, none of us really are sure why we come here coz we're just that cool.
I think this is an accurate description of us Ubersite dwellers, yes?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:08:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:55:05 EST (#)
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Fey, I'm with Sico as in I'm here for the entertainment/anti-boredom qualities. I have never before ubersite (and will likely never...ever) joined an online community. What's the point? Sico brought me here to look at some of the things he's written in the past, and I think he's quite talented.
I'm not hurt enough by what people here say...the only person who has the power to "hurt" me with their words here is Sico, and that's only because he knows me in real life and knows how to push my buttons, and because I actually value his opinion as my friend.
All in all, the entertainment value trumps or outweighs the harsh comments, and when I go home after work, all the senseless opinions and viewpoints I read are dirt off my shoulder, or at best, a harsh reminder that I'm not the smartest, prettiest, coolest bitch on the planet.
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hello?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you do seem quite the bore
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:04:17 EST (#)
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"...the only person who has the power to "hurt" me with their words here is Sico, and that's only because he knows me in real life and knows how to push my buttons, and because I actually value his opinion as my friend."
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"With 'friends' like that, who needs enemies?"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:03:47 EST (#)
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FUCK OFF BEFORE I TELL YOUR SECRETS.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:02:57 EST (#)
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ME TARZAN YOU ACCOUNTANT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:02:33 EST (#)
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Ok there Captain Caveman
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:02:30 EST (#)
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I forgot to include the word "an".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:01:52 EST (#)
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"sico is quite talented???"
buahahahahahaahahahahahahaaa....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:01:29 EST (#)
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Shut up, Method. She's accountant.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:59:15 EST (#)
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I wasn't being sarcastic, I swear
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:58:50 EST (#)
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Yep, we can tell you really don't care about what anyone thinks about you!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:56:26 EST (#)
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Not like I ever thought I WAS, but you get the drift.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:55:05 EST (#)
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Fey, I'm with Sico as in I'm here for the entertainment/anti-boredom qualities. I have never before ubersite (and will likely never...ever) joined an online community. What's the point? Sico brought me here to look at some of the things he's written in the past, and I think he's quite talented.
I'm not hurt enough by what people here say...the only person who has the power to "hurt" me with their words here is Sico, and that's only because he knows me in real life and knows how to push my buttons, and because I actually value his opinion as my friend.
All in all, the entertainment value trumps or outweighs the harsh comments, and when I go home after work, all the senseless opinions and viewpoints I read are dirt off my shoulder, or at best, a harsh reminder that I'm not the smartest, prettiest, coolest bitch on the planet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:51:39 EST (#)
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tee hee
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:49:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 16:46:52 GMT (#)
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Method is really my BFF, for the record.
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:( for the record
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:47:02 EST (#)
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Use one of mine. No charge.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:46:52 EST (#)
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Method is really my BFF, for the record.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:43:04 EST (#)
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NOT IT.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:40:00 EST (#)
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We need a new post to fight on
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:32:04 EST (#)
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ewww....Simon - I don't want 'fun time' with you.
I do try to ignore you... but you make that rather difficult sometimes.
I provide links to your prior reprehensible decisions because deep down I just hope you'll shrivel up and fuck off you malignant little pissflap.
But you won't.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:16:38 EST (#)
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Harmon cracks my old ass up. Thank you, Harmon.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:16:26 EST (#)
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method is my bff
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:13:06 EST (#)
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Oh, and Apollo, I bet all your nieces and nephews look up to you so much now that you have been crowned Ubersite Celebrity. It must be all the rage in your row home community.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:11:40 EST (#)
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Jeez, try to have fun with people and all of sudden they think they are under attack again. I like how Berg tries so hard to brush something off, which was obviously meant as a joke, lame albeit, but in a friendly sport and then 10 reviews later pulls his o-so-unoriginal link to the Lauren post. That is your go to for any time I try to take a friendly jab at you. You are predictable. Way to pretend to not care only to come back with a 2000% telegraphed link. Go make some BMW payments or clean the helmet.
As a matter of fact. Ubersite as a whole has shut down on its entire base of originality and anything that ever gets passed around here as humor is recycled, reprocessed drivel that someone said 2 years ago, yet is still relevant. You would do better to see me throwing arms up, getting huffy, if something you said bothered me. When you weather the same storm over and over and over, and over...and over eventually you learn to put on some proper protective equipment. Needless to say, your attempts to rile me are moot.
Fey, get over yourself. You are not near as impressive as you think but I know that I'm quite over making any feud with you. I'm in this for personal entertainment.
</boredom>
*dances in wet rawhide thongs for next hour, then gets balls crushed when rawhide dries*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:09:52 EST (#)
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; (
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:06:28 EST (#)
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corn nugget is my BFF
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-17 11:02:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:44:30 EST (#)
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rob berg is my BFF
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woah woah woah....
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:47:31 CST (#)
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While we're on the subject...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
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One of my all time favorite posts!
Shlongy, I still say you need to do an updated version.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:50:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:46:03 GMT (#)
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rob berg is my BFIDKADRC2
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Badest Fag In Darkest Kenya alongside Dirty Rosemary Connelly 2nd
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:47:31 EST (#)
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While we're on the subject...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:46:03 EST (#)
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rob berg is my BFIDKADRC2
I'll let you work it out
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:44:30 EST (#)
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rob berg is my BFF
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:40:03 EST (#)
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I'm full of shit
er...
I'm full of good shit
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:38:04 EST (#)
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I continue to think you are aces, Sage.
Good advice from Muddy there.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:35:08 EST (#)
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in case you've all forgotten your manners
http://www.ubersite.com/m/120253
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:33:39 EST (#)
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Sico, the only person who actually felt you hit anything approaching a 6 with that comment was JonnyX who, haven't you heard? loves me now because we speak Swedish at each other.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:32:25 EST (#)
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what are the chances that Sico would bring a friend onto Uber ?
I smell alter
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:31:26 EST (#)
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...and in case Simon has forgotten his root
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109645
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:29:59 EST (#)
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Oh Sagacious One, Sage, dearheart, what really gets my goat is that you sometimes say things like "I can't say it feels good to..." and then continue to completely refuse to learn from previous experience. No, people shouldn't have to change who they are to be accepted, but goddammit, there is such a thing as finding communities where you fit in. So don't change, leave.
It's one of the reasons I don't hang out much here anymore. I don't particularly like getting all uptight at people.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:29:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:11:24 EST (#)
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And in case Berg forgot his roots:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111695#2524394
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What in the fuck are you talking about, skid?
I simply observed that sycophantic cross-dressing troll JonnyX slut slurping your ass after your patented "I'm only playing a douche on-line" routine.
Are you so delusional that you felt that was somehow supporting you?
haha.
Silly retard.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:29:56 EST (#)
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it's a close call who is more retarded you or simon.
simon wins, just, but you are coming up on the rails you vapid cunt.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:29:09 EST (#)
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sage - don't take yourself so seriously...no one really thinks any of those things about you....they probably don't think about you at all other than the few seconds it takes to type a response. Things are said here to garner reactions for nothing more than entertainment. I don't know you or anything about you and don't care to but when I need to blow off a few minutes at work I enjoy making comments on this website, some are directed at you.
If you take them for anything more than that you should reevaluate.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:26:08 EST (#)
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It's actually quite refreshing and rewarding to be a friendly, cooperative and pleasant member of this fine online community. You should try it sometime, you monster.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:24:47 EST (#)
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I'm wearing sexy but casual underwear and hitting her with a feather pillow whilst typing, if that makes it more entertaining for you jaded jack-offs. KISSES!!! =P
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:23:06 EST (#)
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People are free to form their own opinions of me based on what I dish out here on ubersite. The majority of people on here think I'm insipid, useless, nonsensical, stupid, naive...the list could go on and on and on, and I'll leave the list-making to those that feel the need to get the way they feel about me off their chest.
Obviously I'm good at annoying people on this website. I can't say that it feels good to be among the most annoying and plaguing people on here, but people form their opinions nonetheless.
I dont feel like fighting with people or being mean to them. I just want peace in my life...and if that means not insulting people back when they make harsh comments to me, so be it. I'm not going to keep feeding the fire.
Sorry to disappoint once again, Shlongy and Muddy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:22:44 EST (#)
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Harmon could be funny if it was more consistent
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:21:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:21:33 EST (#)
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First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:20:43 EST (#)
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shut up EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:19:52 EST (#)
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im not sure they are trying to turn people on, this may be *gasp* a sensible conversation on Uber
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:19:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:09:59 EST (#)
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Fey sounds like so much fun
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This made me laugh out loud, so rest assured; I'm not entirely without humour.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:18:08 EST (#)
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No shit. This is like watching the kind of chicks that appear on "Jeopardy" duke it out, and that's not boner-inducing.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:13:42 EST (#)
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at first I was excited, I thought "oh man...cat fight!" then I started reading what they are saying to each other and I fell asleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:12:28 EST (#)
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It may seem contrived to you, but it's whatever. I've also "clicked" to the fact that the majority of people on ubersite are cynical and wary of others. I dont need to contrive an internet personality, Fey, but if that's what you think I'm doing, you're free to have your opinion.
People who know me in real life (i.e. Sico) know that I'm not a fake type of person, that I really do suck at insulting people, that I really am trying to do the best I can in life, and that I'll take wisdom anywhere I can get it.
My whole reason for coming to ubersite for wisdom (or in your words, "trite sayings" or whatever you said) is because there is a ton of talent on this site, and I figure that maybe these people have something to offer as far as a personal mantra or motto or something that they live by.
It's not like ubersite is the sole place I come for wisdom seeking. I do a ton of soul searching and have various methods of self-discovery. I know who I am, what I am, what I represent, and what I want out of life.
As for your thoughts on my admittedly "attention-seeking" behavior (such as asking people to help me choose what hairstyle I should keep), you're spot on. I know what I'm doing when I post things like that, Fey...but it makes for interesting banter in the reviews, does it not? What's so wrong with that sort of thing, really? Maybe it's despicable to the likes of you (and people like you), but as I said below...if you don't like my posts, then DONT CLICK, deary.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:11:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 15:03:45 GMT (#)
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Hello EI. It's okay, I've had my soapbox surgically attached to the soles of my feet so that I never have to get off it.
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Oh I rememeber the days when you called me vapid and insipid! However,like a phoenix, I have risen from the flames and miss you.
You really should pop onto Uber more. Though I would worry some individuals would send your mind into meltdown.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:11:24 EST (#)
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And in case Berg forgot his roots:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111695#2524394
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:10:06 EST (#)
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Yup...I've got Method's back on this one.
And boy, is it greasy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:09:59 EST (#)
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Fey sounds like so much fun
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:09:34 EST (#)
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In case Fey forgot where her place is:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111627#2522780
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:08:36 EST (#)
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I <3 Fey
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:03:45 EST (#)
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Hello EI. It's okay, I've had my soapbox surgically attached to the soles of my feet so that I never have to get off it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:02:51 EST (#)
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Oh, hole is so last year.
I say that women should have some dignity and not degrade themselves to posting dirty photographs of themselves.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 10:01:13 EST (#)
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It's not about the money, it's about seeing cans. Or hole. Shlongy, back me up here man.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:59:58 EST (#)
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HI FEY!! that comment wasn't aimed at you by the way :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:59:19 EST (#)
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soapbox time i see
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:59:14 EST (#)
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Here you go, darling, your 200th review on this crap post of yours.
Your entire "humble, seeking wisdom" persona feels completely contrived. You pick and choose which wisdom you want to receive, and the whole exercise is about as useful as your attempts to get strange people from the internet to help you decide, with the help of a number of not particularly wonderful photographs, which hairstyle you should have.
You seem to have clicked, just a little, to the fact that seeking wisdom from Uber is equivalent to going to a hooker for couples counselling, but the whole thing still reeks of attention-seeking which you're trying to cloak with your "search".
And seriously, if you're shallow enough to get your "wisdom" from quotes or mantras, then there isn't a lot of hope for you.
My advice is to go and experience things which teach you about yourself, your context, other people and your relationship to them and then to reflect on these things. You don't acquire wisdom because somebody else gives it to you in the form of trite sayings.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:54:47 EST (#)
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Keep your money, Method.
Insulting people isn't my bag. Never has been, never will be.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:53:11 EST (#)
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And not Scourges
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:53:02 EST (#)
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I got 20 bucks on Fey
40 bucks if someone's bra comes off
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:45:26 EST (#)
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The choice to click is yours, sweetheart. You're a talented writer...I'm sure you have more wisdom to proffer than "you are fullblown AIDS".
Seriously, Fey. This was an honest attempt at gathering good quotes. I have admitted (below) to choosing the wrong avenue, but some people submitted some rather interesting and insightful material, also below. If all you have to say is that I'm useless or liken me to the worst virus in the history of mankind, GTFO. This post wasn't meant for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:44:51 EST (#)
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CATFIGHT!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:42:10 EST (#)
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Stop being so hugely useless all up in my face then.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:40:11 EST (#)
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PS: If you dont like me or my posts, keep your nappy ass off them, bitch.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:39:06 EST (#)
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Thanks for your opinion, Fey.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:34:24 EST (#)
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Sico was a virus, similar to HIV. Manageable, but not good. You are fullblown AIDS.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:30:47 EST (#)
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I just have your "Where's Waldo" beanie...the fleece red one. Why? Because it was fucking cold out, that's why. I'll fucking mail it to you...stop being such a fucking douche.
Cumlungs...that's new and interesting.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-17 09:30:35 EST (#)
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"The future is imminent"
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-17 08:36:18 EST (#)
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Stop stealing my clothes, cumlungs.
What all do you have of mine and why?
Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-12-17 06:23:33 EST (#)
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"I'll accept mathematical models that manifest as exponential growth of perturbations in what are fundamentally primary, uncontrolled conditions, but I'll be damned if I'm going to wear or shoulder the blame for the man boy ghola heading MRR with tripe, some horse-faced slag thinking she's attractive and snark still being single, but a merlina post without a review is not mine to ponder, and only serves to remind me that the onus is not just on me but on others, as I curb the wanton flutter of my wings."
- The little butterfly that could. have.
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2008-12-17 03:28:22 EST (#)
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From me mum:
"Excuses are like assholes. Everyone's got one, and they all stink."
Also from me mum:
"Never lend money you can't afford to just piss away."
And from me pa (when I speak a foreign language - I speak 7 total - and he's around):
"You do and you're cleaning it up."
From (if I remember correctly) the book There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom:
"If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen."
And my all-time favorite quote, from Jean-Paul Sartre:
original French (sans accents): "L'homme est condamne a etre libre."
common translation in English: "Man is condemned to be free."
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:57:22 EST (#)
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"There is no such thing as an invalid emotion."
_________________
If you are angry at a picture of Monica Bellucci naked, that is an invalid emotion.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-16 23:33:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:47:38 EST (#)
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"When you grow up - find a job you love to do, and you will never have to work again."
- Grandpa Berg.
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Until your old boss croaks, and a new guy buys the business, and the new guy thinks you're being paid too much, so he gives you a new position (or two) that you hate. But you've been there for 20 years, and you loved your old job so much that you didn't prepare for anything else, so he's got you by the 'nads. Happy holidays.
"I used to cry because I had no shoes,
Until I met a man who had no feet.
And then I laughed, really hard."
--Jerri Blank, "Strangers With Candy"
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 22:17:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:47:38 EST (#)
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"When you grow up - find a job you love to do, and you will never have to work again."
- Grandpa Berg.
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"Look at yer Aunt like that again and ima stitch you balls to your nose boy!"
- Granpa Snark.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:47:38 EST (#)
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"When you grow up - find a job you love to do, and you will never have to work again."
- Grandpa Berg.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:46:43 EST (#)
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"if you're a pathetic stoned horse faced giggly cunt, no one cares what you have to say"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-12-16 21:45:10 EST (#)
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oh dear
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:45:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:42:41 EST (#)
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The wisdom of seeking wisdom on ubersite?.. you realize that somewhere out there RIGHT NOW you've just given a quantum phycisist a brain tumor.
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You fucking pussy, you're better than this!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:42:41 EST (#)
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The wisdom of seeking wisdom on ubersite?.. you realize that somewhere out there RIGHT NOW you've just given a quantum phycisist a brain tumor.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:32:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:51:56 EST (#)
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So, Doodles, we dont work with accounting software. We work with raw data, people, and facts, and we use our brains and our gut instincts more than our calculators and adding machines.
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Well that sounds horribly inefficient.
Also I wouldn't think it would be friends.
But then I'm not one for grammar
That's probably why I type like this
lax punctuation and capitalization and such.
Just let bubba think he's smarter than other people because he points out everyone's grammar mistakes.
except for his own.
Either way I must say your job sounds terribly dull.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:30:23 EST (#)
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Oh, I didn't read what he said to No1.
Whatever his questions were, I'd be happy to answer them, but I'm too lazy to look, plus my hot dog and velveeta is getting cold (THE BEST MEAL EVAR FOR LAZY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!).
Ahem.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:25:43 EST (#)
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So uh, Sage... Your grammar lesson didn't actually answer Doodles's question to no1hasdis. It just reiterated in more detail what Doodles already said...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 20:03:02 EST (#)
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Hahaha, Forensic...some have definitely done that before. Helloooo Arthur Andersen!
My POV on that is that the "Big" accounting firms (now there are the "Big Four" which are PriceWaterhouseCoopers, Ernst & Young, Deloitte & Touche, and KPMG) don't treat their employees well enough. They are overworked and underpaid, resulting in a higher probability of justifying bad behavior (no excuse...but there's your reason...see?).
Members of the Houston branch of Arthur Andersen go on the Enron audit, they find fraud or going concern issues, and the company offers to pay the auditors off to give them an unqualified opinion so their financial statements so they continue to get investors even though the company is about to bankrupt. The auditors are horribly underpaid and overworked (now I'm sounding like a broken record but whatever) and they're like, "well FUCK THIS...sure no fucking problem, bitch. I could use an extra $xxx,xxx" or whatever it was.
That's how it's done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:58:24 EST (#)
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No wonder you're celibate.
The description of your job alone put me to sleep.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:44:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120179#2832945
Here...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:43:41 EST (#)
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Snark...done. :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:14:55 EST (#)
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Accountants can help you hide money and make it seem kosher.
*ahem*
Uh, or so I've been told.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:05:37 EST (#)
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Stop arguing and respond to my response dangit!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 19:01:06 EST (#)
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PS: If you are saying that someone is friends with someone, the proper way of saying it is just that, i.e.: "Sage is friends with Sico", or "Sage and Sico are friends".
Saying "friend's" shows possession, i.e.: "I have my friend's Where's Waldo beanie...I stole it from his house the other day...sorry Sico." In other words, the beanie is my friend's. "I'm going to a friend's house."
If, in the latter instance, "friend" is plural, as in you have two friends who live in the same house and you will be going to THEIR house, the proper way to say it is: "I'm going to my friends' house." The latter suggests that there are multiple people living at the house you're going to.
Now, if you have many friends, that's the proper way to say it. In your case, saying "Ubersite hasn't proffered me very many friends" would be appropriate.
This concludes THIS lesson of "Grammar with Sage!!" Join me again next time, when Doodles fucks up "There/Their/They're"!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:57:42 EST (#)
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Based on Sage's response to Doodles I feel justified when I sazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:51:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:21:16 EST (#)
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Actually bubba I did that because (while not grammatically correct) it is much more acoustically pleasing.
I was not using the plural of the word friend.
You continue to be Simon's friend would proper
However you continue to be friend with simon doesn't sound right.
Even if it is proper grammar.
I apologize if trying to understand this hurts your fragile crippled mind.
Sage feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but accounting is almost entire done with accounting programs.
logistics requires more work.
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Hahahaha!! Aaaahhh...ignorance is bliss, isn't it?
What I do is actually public accounting. I began my career in public accounting...got illegally fired from my job (http://www.ubersite.com/m/120179#2832742...read the "I've been judged by too many Christians..." paragraph), and then worked as the bookkeeper/office manager for two subcontracting firms (insulating/vinyl siding). THAT was horrible, unchallenging, and boring, so after a year and some change, I found my current job and moved to Richmond.
What I do now is mainly compliance auditing. Since you're assuming that my job is "easy" and done with accounting programs (HA!), I'll take the time to bore you. What I do is take the financial statements from clients and audit the balances in any account we consider to have a "material" balance. The level of auditing is determined analytically, based on preliminary testwork we perform in house (at our office). We determine the levels of tolerable misstatement and materiality, the risk of material financial misstatement for each of the different accounts (cash, accounts receivable, accounts payable, fixed assets (also known as property plant & equipment), any investments they may have, expenses, revenues, net assets, etc.), and then we audit each account balance accordingly.
When I say audit, the procedures vary. We actually have audit programs, which are simply a Word document which lists steps we are to perform to judgmentally gain "comfort" that an account balance is reasonable as stated. If we detect errors we deem material, we suggest that the company make journal entries to correct these balances, and if enough material errors are detected, we document them in certain SAS letters (used to be 112 but now it's SAS 115...they just changed the law).
In addition to testing the balances of the accounts, we also test how effective a company's internal controls are. Essentially what that means is we ask a client for process memos where they tell us the specific tests of how they make deposits, write checks for accounts payable, how they bill clients, etc...mostly to see who does what to make sure that the same person doesn't have too much responsibility, thereby raising their fraud risk. Then, we select specific accounts we want to test and actually watch them do the duties, and we pull samples from other times they may have done the same thing. If we feel that their internal control levels are unacceptable, they get additional comments in the respective letters (either Management Letters or a SAS 115 letter).
I'm not going to continue, because I've REALLY only scratched the surface of what I do...given you a sort of overview. Things differ by client and industry...not for profit clients who get government grants, for example, have an entirely different audit process for each grant they get; this is a Circular A-133 audit, for example. Also, I perform HUD audits, which have their own intricacies.
So, Doodles, we dont work with accounting software. We work with raw data, people, and facts, and we use our brains and our gut instincts more than our calculators and adding machines.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 18:02:39 EST (#)
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Also, I responded to your review on my post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:45:25 EST (#)
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That would be a proper way of writing it.
But how is saying that "Simon's (possessive) friend" is wrong?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:44:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:32:58 PST (#)
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I mean, in a nutshell, you gather relevant data (gathered for you) store it in an easily accessible manner (also done for you) and make predictions of future events based on past events.
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I was going to say something sarcastic suggesting that the reviews are probably a huge waste of time and that I was not going to read them, but read this one and thought immediately, "He's talking about fucking accounting..."
I was RIGHT. I'm an accounting *clerk* though, which means I don't make any predictions, give advice, or think in general. I do however work part time and remotely from home, which means I'm almost always at least a little high or buzzed while I work, which helps a great deal with the monotony.
I was majoring in accounting, but...fuck that.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:44:16 EST (#)
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BEAN COUNTER!
That's right. I said it.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:36:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:21:16 EST (#)
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Actually bubba I did that because (while not grammatically correct) it is much more acoustically pleasing.
I was not using the plural of the word friend.
You continue to be Simon's friend would proper
However you continue to be friend with simon doesn't sound right.
Even if it is proper grammar.
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No, that is still not proper. It would be "You continue to be a friend to Simon"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:32:58 EST (#)
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I mean, in a nutshell, you gather relevant data (gathered for you) store it in an easily accessible manner (also done for you) and make predictions of future events based on past events.
Basically algebra and statistics.
I really would find that pretty dull.
Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:22:03 EST (#)
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"You are only as good as your word."
A quote from my people.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:21:16 EST (#)
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Actually bubba I did that because (while not grammatically correct) it is much more acoustically pleasing.
I was not using the plural of the word friend.
You continue to be Simon's friend would proper
However you continue to be friend with simon doesn't sound right.
Even if it is proper grammar.
I apologize if trying to understand this hurts your fragile crippled mind.
Sage feel free to correct me if I'm wrong but accounting is almost entire done with accounting programs.
logistics requires more work.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:12:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:11:06 EST (#)
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"Friend's." Twice!!
Perhaps accounting is easy for some, but English is difficult for Randy Doodles.
Dipshit.
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I think accounting is easy, but then again, I'm an accountant.
I lol'ed at that portion of the review. I wasn't going to say anything about it, but I'm glad to see you're not slacking on your macking, Bubba. ;)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:11:33 EST (#)
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PS: it's not "a" degree, by the way...it's my SECOND degree.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:11:06 EST (#)
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"Friend's." Twice!!
Perhaps accounting is easy for some, but English is difficult for Randy Doodles.
Dipshit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:11:01 EST (#)
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*that's been associated with it
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:10:20 EST (#)
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Wow, you're exactly right about all of the below BUT the last one. The last one is relative. Maybe to some people, maybe even YOU, it's not a difficult field. But it's one of the most respected professions in the country, even regardless of all the fraud it's been associated with it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 17:06:47 EST (#)
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dearest dull sage
Let's just tick off the facts.
You enjoy today's rap music.
You believe in the bible.
you are friend's with simon
You CONTINUE to be friend's with simon after seeing what he does here
You're pursuing a degree in accounting, by no means a difficult field (yet a very dull one)
Much love,
Your "homie" doodles
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:55:26 EST (#)
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Doodles, sweetie, I'm not a junior accountant...I'm a real live financial statement auditor!! *GASP*
I could bore you with the details of what I do for a living, but, you wouldn't understand them anyway, SO I'll just spare you.
It would give me a headache anyway, trying to get you to "get it".
As for me, I'm 18 credits deep in my MS of Accounting program and I just nabbed a 3.33 for the semester which is pretty damn good considering I was taking three classes while working/traveling full time. Right now I'm an "Associate" and I'm hoping I get promoted at my job in June to a SENIOR associate.
In short, fuck the hell off, ok? I got this. And you just do you, Ima KEEP doing me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:51:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:37:19 EST (#)
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Dear sage,
You're ignorant, vapid, annoying, dull, unaware and unenlightened. You do not posses the required raw intelligence to truly better yourself. Sure you might rise up to be a "junior accountant" much like your best friend simon persevered and is now a "junior chemist". It isn't your fault as I understand you believe in a god. Therefore you need not look for rational explanation that might be found in your family's genealogy, but simply state that god made you how you are for a reason. By this logic trying to proffer or procure wisdom goes against your god's plans and is therefore hearsay. Therefore you should simply accept your position as a lemming and get on with your quant and dull life.
Regards,
Doodles
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What is a "quant" life, moron?
Just stick with your job as a junior dildo tester and you'll be fine.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:37:19 EST (#)
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Dear sage,
You're ignorant, vapid, annoying, dull, unaware and unenlightened. You do not posses the required raw intelligence to truly better yourself. Sure you might rise up to be a "junior accountant" much like your best friend simon persevered and is now a "junior chemist". It isn't your fault as I understand you believe in a god. Therefore you need not look for rational explanation that might be found in your family's genealogy, but simply state that god made you how you are for a reason. By this logic trying to proffer or procure wisdom goes against your god's plans and is therefore hearsay. Therefore you should simply accept your position as a lemming and get on with your quant and dull life.
Regards,
Doodles
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:20:16 EST (#)
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I think we need another Uber Ass Directory post. It'll be anonymous, and I'll even participate, hell...I'll head it up, even (to secure my OWN identity, of course).
Any interested applicants can email pics of their asses to astrasoleil.at.gmail.com. Put your handle in the subject line and I'll never, ever tell.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 15:19:43 EST (#)
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http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 15:15:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 15:07:42 EST (#)
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Gay-a-thon
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Somewhat different but I hope your Christmas wish comes true for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 15:07:42 EST (#)
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Gay-a-thon
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:55:36 EST (#)
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Snark, I responded to your post. :)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:24:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:23:29 EST (#)
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There sure was a lot of arguing in this post.
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No there wasn't.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:23:29 EST (#)
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There sure was a lot of arguing in this post.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:10:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:05:58 EST (#)
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Hmmmm...interesting, Snark. I don't know how that feels. I never wanna be punished...my fantasies mostly involve lollipops and schoolgirl uniforms and me being instructed and told what to do.
PS: You posted the link to your "Where are the Prophets?" post on your own post...FAIL.
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And you still found it... WIN.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:05:58 EST (#)
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Hmmmm...interesting, Snark. I don't know how that feels. I never wanna be punished...my fantasies mostly involve lollipops and schoolgirl uniforms and me being instructed and told what to do.
PS: You posted the link to your "Where are the Prophets?" post on your own post...FAIL.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:04:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:56:00 EST (#)
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Snark...linkwhore that shit! How the hell did I miss THAT?
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Probably because you were busy scheming with Fat Tony.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:02:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:00:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
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do you mean like right now or like right back then a couple minutes ago?
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Well, mostly like from when I wake up and when I go to sleep... and while I'm dreaming.
Mostly while I'm dreaming.
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Do you mean like you in the dream, how does that Snark feel or do you mean how does the real life Snark feel there in his dream mode?
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I mean that I'M A FILTHY DIRTY LITTLE BOY AND MUST BE PUNISHED! or something like that.
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yeah...um I have no idea how that feels.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 14:00:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:57:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
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do you mean like right now or like right back then a couple minutes ago?
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Well, mostly like from when I wake up and when I go to sleep... and while I'm dreaming.
Mostly while I'm dreaming.
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Do you mean like you in the dream, how does that Snark feel or do you mean how does the real life Snark feel there in his dream mode?
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I mean that I'M A FILTHY DIRTY LITTLE BOY AND MUST BE PUNISHED! or something like that.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:58:58 EST (#)
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"If you are one of the few chosen people on this earth lucky enough to have access to a steak, you should bite the shit out of it."
- Chris Rock
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:57:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:55:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
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do you mean like right now or like right back then a couple minutes ago?
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Well, mostly like from when I wake up and when I go to sleep... and while I'm dreaming.
Mostly while I'm dreaming.
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Do you mean like you in the dream, how does that Snark feel or do you mean how does the real life Snark feel there in his dream mode?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:56:00 EST (#)
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Snark...linkwhore that shit! How the hell did I miss THAT?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:55:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:53:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
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do you mean like right now or like right back then a couple minutes ago?
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Well, mostly like from when I wake up and when I go to sleep... and while I'm dreaming.
Mostly while I'm dreaming.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:53:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
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do you mean like right now or like right back then a couple minutes ago?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:51:47 EST (#)
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FAT TONY!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIRTY I FEEL RIGHT NOW?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:50:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:38:40 EST (#)
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Good grief, people! Do you see no virtue in meekness and humility?
I came, hands out, humbly asking for wisdom.
Does NO ONE take this seriously? Am I really the only one?
Even I'M surprised, and I consider myself to be one of the most cynical and jaded people I know.
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Sure serious stuff happens here.
In fact I put together a post not long ago with the hope of having a real debate with someone like you (someone educated in Christian theology) but you completely ignored it and I got stuck with Fat Tony instead.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:50:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120249#2832652 <--- Clever, that.
EI: I LOVE YOU TOO.
My darling Snark:
I was not showing off, merely stating facts. In any event, forgive me. After all, I let Al take the credit. I'm not revealing it to the masses of the world like he did, just the masses of ubersite. I'll even let YOU take the credit, if you so desire.
Lovies,
Sageish
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:49:51 EST (#)
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Dance as if no one is watching.
Love with reckless abandon
Respect yourself
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:44:40 EST (#)
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I dont think ive rated this yet.
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
BOB MARLEY
LOVE YOU
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:41:50 EST (#)
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I'm way behind here....
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:16:31 EST (#)
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The real question here is:
Will the Philadelphia Eagles make the playoffs?
Why or why not?
And don't say "because of the tie." I don't want a generic 4 word answer but rather something that makes sense.
Ok then. They SHOULDN'T because they couldn't beat the Bengals. Whether they will or not is irrelevant because VT is going to ge their asses kicked on New Year's and I'm going to be there to celebrate.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:40:03 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/120249#2832617
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:39:23 EST (#)
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Bart Bart 3
Taming the Poster
1Not many of you should presume to be A-listers, my uberers, because you know that we who are A-list will be rated more strictly. 2We all post in many ways. If anyone is never shitty in what he posts, he is a perfect uberer, able to keep the whole MVA in check.
3When we put -2 die into the ratings of noobies to make them obey us, we can turn the whole poster. 5Likewise the troll is a small part of the users, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. 6The troll also is a fire, a poster of crap among the parts of the forum. It corrupts the whole user base, sets the whole course of the website on fire, and is itself set on fire by retaliatory ratings.
7All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and creatures of the sea are being tamed and have been tamed by man, 8but no man can tame the web troll. It is a restless evil, full of unoriginal cliches.
13Who is A-list and entertaining among you? Let him show it by his good barbs, by posts done in humour that comes from depth of character. 14But if you harbor bitter envy of Method and selfish ambition for intrawebs recognition in your posts, do not boast about it or deny the truth. 15Such "recognition" does not come down from real life but is meaningless, uninspired, of Jack McCallum. 16For where you have internet envy and e-ambition, there you find fat lonely virgins and every epic fail.
17But the recognition that comes from the MVA is first of all pointless; then pathetic, inane, heat-whoring, full of spite and bad posts, sad and lonely. 18MVA who post in excess raise a harvest of trolls.
There's your words of wisdom, you dull cunt. GTFO.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:36:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:27:38 EST (#)
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Dearest Snark,
"I invented the internet." ~Al Gore
Love,
Sage
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Hi Sage,
Thank you for the quick response.
So that was you and Al Gore huh? Just couldn't leave information alone could you? Had to release it to the masses didn't you?
OH LOOK AT ME! I'M SAGE AND I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD!
Everyone hates a show off.
Fuck You.
Love Snark.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:35:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:19:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:08:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:05:59 EST (#)
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You'll never get anywhere using this method.
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You forgot a comma. . .
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Mid-sentence commas are ugly, but I can see your point.
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Bubba was trying to be funny once again, and failing miserably.
He meant a comma before..... you know what, never mind, I don't want to get sucked into the comedic vortex known as Bubba.
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Ah, I thought he was referring to part of the sentence as an introductory element. The joke seems unwarranted as you're not in the reviews.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:27:38 EST (#)
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Dearest Snark,
"I invented the internet." ~Al Gore
Love,
Sage
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:24:49 EST (#)
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Dear Sage,
This post sucks. I see what you were trying to do here but trust me when I tell you that there are better ways to go about impressing me. Here are a few examples of the types of things that will make me notice you.
1 - Invent something.
Cheers,
Snark.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:19:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:05:59 EST (#)
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You'll never get anywhere using this method.
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You forgot a comma. . .
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Mid-sentence commas are ugly, but I can see your point.
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Bubba was trying to be funny once again, and failing miserably.
He meant a comma before..... you know what, never mind, I don't want to get sucked into the comedic vortex known as Bubba.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:03:44 CST (#)
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"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT."
--Tourette's Guy
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BOB SAGET!
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MEN'S ASSES
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DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL!"
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:19:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:08:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:05:59 EST (#)
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You'll never get anywhere using this method.
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You forgot a comma. . .
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Mid-sentence commas are ugly, but I can see your point.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:16:26 EST (#)
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"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT."
--Tourette's Guy
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BOB SAGET!
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MEN'S ASSES
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:11:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:00:28 EST (#)
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Snark is mentioned in the Bible.....that's how old he is!
ZINNNNNGGGG!
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It's true. Here's the passage:
For, lo, I raise up the Chaldeans, [that] bitter and hasty nation, which shall march through the breadth of the land, to possess the dwellingplaces [that are] not theirs.
Treasury of Scripture KnowledgeConcordance and Hebrew/Greek LexiconList Audio, Study Tools, Commentaries... goddamnit Snark I said I like my coffee black! Go get me another cup and do it right this time!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:03:44 CST (#)
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"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT."
--Tourette's Guy
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BOB SAGET!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:08:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:05:59 EST (#)
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You'll never get anywhere using this method.
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You forgot a comma. . .
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:05:59 EST (#)
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You'll never get anywhere using this method.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:03:44 EST (#)
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"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a SHIT."
--Tourette's Guy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:00:28 EST (#)
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Snark is mentioned in the Bible.....that's how old he is!
ZINNNNNGGGG!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 13:00:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:59:05 EST (#)
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James 3
Taming the Tongue
1Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly. 2We all stumble in many ways. If anyone is never at fault in what he says, he is a perfect man, able to keep his whole body in check.
3When we put bits into the mouths of horses to make them obey us, we can turn the whole animal. 4Or take ships as an example. Although they are so large and are driven by strong winds, they are steered by a very small rudder wherever the pilot wants to go. 5Likewise the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. 6The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.
7All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and creatures of the sea are being tamed and have been tamed by man, 8but no man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.
9With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. 10Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. 11Can both fresh water and salt[a] water flow from the same spring? 12My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.
Two Kinds of Wisdom
13Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom. 14But if you harbor bitter envy and selfish ambition in your hearts, do not boast about it or deny the truth. 15Such "wisdom" does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, of the devil. 16For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice.
17But the wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure; then peace-loving, considerate, submissive, full of mercy and good fruit, impartial and sincere. 18Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness.
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The above is one of my favorite chapters in the Bible. My absolute favorite chapter is Psalm 103, but that's a discussion for another day.
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Kill yourself.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:59:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:46:07 EST (#)
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Snark looks like he was in an apple butter eating contest when all it truly can be is that he was face deep in buffalo ass.
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I have no idea what that means but I think I understand what it must be like to argue with Electro now.
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hahahaha
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:59:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:56:21 EST (#)
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And Sandman, you dont even KNOW Sico...how can you say that anyone that hangs out with him is automatically a whore?
In addition to being unoriginal, you're also quite unfortunately narrow-minded.
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I hung out with Sico once and have been excepting money for sex ever since.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:59:05 EST (#)
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James 3
Taming the Tongue
1Not many of you should presume to be teachers, my brothers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly. 2We all stumble in many ways. If anyone is never at fault in what he says, he is a perfect man, able to keep his whole body in check.
3When we put bits into the mouths of horses to make them obey us, we can turn the whole animal. 4Or take ships as an example. Although they are so large and are driven by strong winds, they are steered by a very small rudder wherever the pilot wants to go. 5Likewise the tongue is a small part of the body, but it makes great boasts. Consider what a great forest is set on fire by a small spark. 6The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell.
7All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and creatures of the sea are being tamed and have been tamed by man, 8but no man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison.
9With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God's likeness. 10Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. 11Can both fresh water and salt[a] water flow from the same spring? 12My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.
Two Kinds of Wisdom
13Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom. 14But if you harbor bitter envy and selfish ambition in your hearts, do not boast about it or deny the truth. 15Such "wisdom" does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, of the devil. 16For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice.
17But the wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure; then peace-loving, considerate, submissive, full of mercy and good fruit, impartial and sincere. 18Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness.
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The above is one of my favorite chapters in the Bible. My absolute favorite chapter is Psalm 103, but that's a discussion for another day.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:58:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:46:07 EST (#)
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Snark looks like he was in an apple butter eating contest when all it truly can be is that he was face deep in buffalo ass.
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I have no idea what that means but I think I understand what it must be like to argue with Electro now.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:56:21 EST (#)
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And Sandman, you dont even KNOW Sico...how can you say that anyone that hangs out with him is automatically a whore?
In addition to being unoriginal, you're also quite unfortunately narrow-minded.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:55:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:43:53 EST (#)
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great snarks here, everyone speak slowly so he can keep up
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Please do. I don't got much book lernin.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:54:32 EST (#)
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LOL Sico, honestly your guess is as good as mine. I have no fucking clue. I completely, utterly, totally failed on THAT one.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:52:10 EST (#)
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And that's why I worry about people having my full name although I've maintained fairly well keeping my name out of public record.
*knocks on wood*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:51:14 EST (#)
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And sage, you ditzy blonde... ....How the fuck did you get the "w" key confused with the "u" key?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:50:31 EST (#)
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the office thing?
i wasn't fucking around, man.
alarming, eh?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:49:28 EST (#)
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Scoure...I have no fat jokes to offer you today but I'd appreciate if you'd respond to the other conversation because I find it quite alarming.
Not! Heifer!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:48:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:37:52 EST (#)
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Abe Lincoln:
"Tis better to remain silent and thought a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt."
Relative linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95363
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While I love that quote I obviously have a problem adhering to the message within :(
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signs of self sawreness/realization? can the monkey have finally taken a tiny evolutionary step?
good job, bucko!
(fat joke lands in 5...4...3...)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:48:12 EST (#)
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I'm going to lunch, but just a small one because I'm sharing with my new protege, Sandman.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:47:00 EST (#)
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Awesome dude, below.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:46:31 EST (#)
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No, I want you to hate me so that there is never any question that you and I are nothing alike. I'd like a large a gulf between us as possible.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:46:07 EST (#)
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Snark looks like he was in an apple butter eating contest when all it truly can be is that he was face deep in buffalo ass.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:45:24 EST (#)
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Any cunt that spends time in your presence is lucky to get off with just a 'whore' label.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:44:28 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahahaha..... You want to be hated....
bwahahahahahaha
that was good.
You want to be like me, how sweet.
I take everything back that I said about you because I'm truly flattered that you strive to be like me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:43:53 EST (#)
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great snarks here, everyone speak slowly so he can keep up
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:42:59 EST (#)
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I was quite comfy discussing your lack thereof but wait....I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Oh no, no I didn't. Calling a woman you don't know at all a whore isn't original is it?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:42:54 EST (#)
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Simon, I fail to see how you don't understand the 'fitting in' argument. I don't know anybody here outside of Uber, so I don't give a flying rats ass if they like me or not. There is only one emotion that I care to garner out of anybody here: I want you to hate me.
You are a sad, pathetic little man. Everything about you makes me embarrassed that we are from the same generation. You are utter garbage. People who willingly hang around you are utter garbage. The fact that you try so hard to be a 'cool kid', and then try to accuse everyone else of it when you fail, is pitiful.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:42:33 EST (#)
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Is this the fight post?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:40:45 EST (#)
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A) I'm definitely not a whore, but if it makes you feel "cool" or whatever to call me one, go ahead.
B) I always stand up for myself
C) Sico is my friend and I always stand up for my friends
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that is pretty sad, Sico. :(
Sandman...you should really make a better attempt at fabricating your own ideas instead of copying everyone else's ideas. You can't just kidnap someone else's idea of novelty and call it your own...you just look like a poser. It's not cool, Sandman, it's really not cool.
You really are unoriginal.
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Oh, so the whore decides to stand up for herself when Simon is around? You really want to discuss originality?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Abe Lincoln:
"Tis better to remain silent and thought a fool then to speak up and remove all doubt."
Relative linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95363
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While I love that quote I obviously have a problem adhering to the message within :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer/Apu/Moe:
You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!
Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato!
Moe: Then go back to my place where I will get you blotto!
Homer: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto!
Team Homer
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2 points for you cause im bored
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay, I just found out that my Caps are playing the Islanders at 7pm on Vs. I'm TOTALLY watching. :)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Muddy, the Flyers have been on a tear here lately and I'd love to see them go further, considering the Rangers have been on a bit of slide.
The problem with that is we've been getting a bit lucky with our 2nd and 3rd line and can't possibly see how that's going to continue. If we can continue to beat teams like the Penguins who owned us last year then we definitely have a shot.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that is pretty sad, Sico. :(
Sandman...you should really make a better attempt at fabricating your own ideas instead of copying everyone else's ideas. You can't just kidnap someone else's idea of novelty and call it your own...you just look like a poser. It's not cool, Sandman, it's really not cool.
You really are unoriginal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's the douchebag who ruined the streak?
Never mind...when it comes to douchebags, there's only one king of doucheness, and it's obvious who it was.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sage, it's because all of the people he looks up to here do it so he has to do it. I guess that's why he doesn't get the sheep comment. It obviously has nothing to do with me but that's where he wants to put the focus, hence why I finally believe he's too dumb to keep up :(
Poor fellow.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man Muddy, I haven't watched much hockey at all this year. It never comes on ESPN anymore...they just show the highlights on Sports Center. I think it's on OLN but I never scroll to that channel. I need to get my mind right and start watching it.
I was going to try to go to a Renegades game this Friday but they're playing in Columbus. :(
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are obviously too dumb to even respond to because you have absolutely no clue what you are going on about so I'll just leave you to your own devices of fitting in here. You truly are even more dull then when you got here and I don't find you worth the time to have my day go by faster. Enjoy your carton of ice cream!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody ever calls me 'Fraser' :o(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sandman...serious question...why do you use first names? I really dont get why you say his first name when "Sico" will suffice. Seriously.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sandman: "Oh shit, I've been caught. I really truly am a blind sheep following the heard."
*quick, I better use someone's name to fit in and make it seem like I'm not trying to hard.*
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You've been bitched by just about every one on here, fool. Reading you is like reading a nice http://www.ubersite.com/u/orph post...all too easy.
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Oh do tell! The only people who are concerned about 'fitting in' are the people who are constantly accusing others of it.
I like how everyone who doesn't like you is suddenly a 'sheep'. You're just so cool Simon! All moving against the 'heard'! You're such a rebel.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ~ Sir Winston Churchill
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/rt_bush_queen_070507_ssv.jpg
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico - they'll make the playoffs I think but they won't get very far. Why do I think this...because that is the the Philly way....they love to fuck with you...build you up so they can break you down.
Reid will be here.....they don't want a new coach and a new QB at the same time.
McNabb will not be here....you can tell he wants out and you can't have something like that in your locker room.
More importantly....will the Flyers get to the Cup Finals this year?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well I hope SOMEONE besides the Giants in the NFC East will make the playoffs, and since my team SUCKS right now, I doubt it'll be them. I hope it's the Eagles, because the only other team is the Cowboys and I fucking HATE the Cowboys.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The real question here is:
Will the Philadelphia Eagles make the playoffs?
Why or why not?
And don't say "because of the tie." I don't want a generic 4 word answer but rather something that makes sense.
If they don't make the playoffs....will Donovan and Andy leave, one or the other, or neither.
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The above was directed mainly towards Muddy and Saccy.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Great quote, Muddy.
It's unfortunate to think that people want to be understood more often than they want to understand. The really tough part is to wait your turn to be understood, I guess.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is not for serious people, apparently.
I'm not a sarcastic person, a jokester, a prankster, or anything even remotely resembling any of the latter.
I guess there really is no point, Redskies.
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spot on.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sandman: "Oh shit, I've been caught. I really truly am a blind sheep following the heard."
*quick, I better use someone's name to fit in and make it seem like I'm not trying to hard.*
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You've been bitched by just about every one on here, fool. Reading you is like reading a nice http://www.ubersite.com/u/orph post...all too easy.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:12:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Go outside and play." - my Mom.
"If you're bored, build something." - my Dad.
"It's not a question of whether you can, but of whether you will." - my Mom.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"One day, in the future, even a black man might be elected President."
http://www.cah.utexas.edu/photojournalism/graphics/presidents/reagan/bigpics/Reagan_05.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
Russell again
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Most of the world's problems could be solved if we let go of our need to prove our point to others"
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the first one best, Redskies, thanks.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
Bertrand Russell
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."
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I'd say that at some point in the past these same bit applied to every country/nation.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Forensic...that reminds me of one of my favorite quotes by Elanor Roosevelt, "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent". Don't know why your quote reminded me of that quote, but it did. I just traverse the rabbit trails...I don't create them. My mind does. And the voices lead the way.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole try to fuck it up."
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I wrecked your broom. I'm sorry. :(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1) How the fuck did this get back on the front page?
2) Insulting an entire country might be funny, but it's not necessarily "wise". Well, maybe it is...maybe it can be, or whatever...I'm not entirely discounting it...but gimme something else, Redskies. I know you've got something more meaningful.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:45:34 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess your logic is correct though, my grandmother always said "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are".
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My grandmother said something similar. Our Grans were right.
Here's a quote. I've said it several times when I first bring Ubersite up. Oddly enough, everytime I do, it comes true.
"It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole try to fuck it up."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, Muddy.
Also, thanks, FJ. That's a great quote.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Give your plastic bowls to the needy so you can buy wood ones"-- Mudwhistle.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
come on....you laughed at the baboon lipped thing...that was funny.
Ok sage here is your wisdom, while I think this is a shit post I'm also having my fun so I'll drop some shit for you.
1)People don't make mountains out of molehills, rather they make mountains out of putting many molehills together. - What I'm saying is problems are rather easy to address one at a time but when you look at them all at once that is when it becomes overwhelming.
2)If we get a bunch of people together we can really complicate the shit out of this. - Too many people looking too closely at a situation will no doubt make the solution much more difficult than it needs to be.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
^ The Gandhi quote that's on the uberboard. Seriously. If there's something you don't like, some injustice happening to someone, some misfortune or slight, don't stand around and watch/bitch/moan and complain, DO something about it.
For example, I hate, loathe, detest the way people treat pets in this country, just leaving them at shelters or worse, letting them roam the streets and starve to death/get hit by car/etc. It'd be easy as fuck to just throw money at the ASPCA or Humane Society and let my conscience rest, but I like to actually do something about it- like volunteer at the shelters, post fliers for local dog training/pet sitting etc, and fostering animals whose owners surrendered them as a last resort. Sure, there are issues that others would deem more important in this country right now, but it's my niche, something I'm passionate about, and something in which I can actually make a difference, and I will continue to do so.
::steps off soapbox::
:)
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I actually volunteer at the Richmond Animal League as an adoption counselor two Sundays a month when I'm not in school. :) There are like 8 zillion cats there...it is heartbreaking to see so many unwanted animals. I'd pull a Jack McCallum and take 'em all home with me, if I could.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Don't regret for what you've done; it's like throwing a snowball to extinguish the sun."
A very wise and beautiful uberer told me that, unaware that I was secretly masturbating.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:50:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the road less traveled then, I guess.
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NO YOU FUCKING ARE NOT. You are not special. You are not unique. There is nothing endearing about you. You are a run of the mill, vapid cunt.
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This is something I won't argue with--this is your opinion, and arguably the opinion of many people in the world, AND on this site.
I would never say I'm "special" or "unique", regardless of whether or not I believe it myself. Proclaiming how awesome I am isn't what I'm about.
What I meant is that I am trying to seek wisdom. Maybe a lot of you are, too, but you wouldn't know it by your reviews.
Meh, whatever. I can't otherwise articulate what I meant by that, and I understand how someone could misinterpret what I said above and assume I meant something entirely different.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh please, Mr Iachini, tell me how I can get your respect! I do desire it, ever so much!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.--
Quentin Crisp
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I'm done here and when I come back I fully expect to see some righteous ZINGERS by muddy and sandman. SO much so that I go home and give a fuck.
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
^ The Gandhi quote that's on the uberboard. Seriously. If there's something you don't like, some injustice happening to someone, some misfortune or slight, don't stand around and watch/bitch/moan and complain, DO something about it.
For example, I hate, loathe, detest the way people treat pets in this country, just leaving them at shelters or worse, letting them roam the streets and starve to death/get hit by car/etc. It'd be easy as fuck to just throw money at the ASPCA or Humane Society and let my conscience rest, but I like to actually do something about it- like volunteer at the shelters, post fliers for local dog training/pet sitting etc, and fostering animals whose owners surrendered them as a last resort. Sure, there are issues that others would deem more important in this country right now, but it's my niche, something I'm passionate about, and something in which I can actually make a difference, and I will continue to do so.
::steps off soapbox::
:)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the road less traveled then, I guess.
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NO YOU FUCKING ARE NOT. You are not special. You are not unique. There is nothing endearing about you. You are a run of the mill, vapid cunt.
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Wow, I was going to say the same thing about you AND I was going to include a "gum on the bottom of the shoe" analogy because you aren't original either.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mud, you dont know Sico. His internet persona is what ubersite knows. Dont judge a book by it's cover. I very much value our friendship, although he is probably the biggest asshole in fucking VA.
I guess your logic is correct though, my grandmother always said "show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are".
Really, all I wanted was some wise quotes. Guess that was too much to ask!
And yes, Sico, I really AM surprised. I am, after all, a foolish, albeit cynical, idealist.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the road less traveled then, I guess.
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NO YOU FUCKING ARE NOT. You are not special. You are not unique. There is nothing endearing about you. You are a run of the mill, vapid cunt.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:44:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Baboon Lipped Retard"
ZINGER OF ALL ZINGS!
Muddy is just mad that he dropped out of high school and the best he could do is provide his family with handcrafted kitchen tables made of particle board.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the road less traveled then, I guess.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you put up a post with no effort, you regularly engage in "conversation" with sicosemen who is at best a baboon lipped retard and yet you want people to take you seriously?
listen, you've gotten by on your mediocre looks and and fiendish ability to befriend losers but no more, harlot.
be gone.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, if you learn to brush off the criticism of people you'll never know you won't get so pissed when you post a shitty post and get shitty ratings.
You almost had to expect this, no?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you wanted some examples of Mantra's that people lived by. I provided you with two. Are they not good enough for you?
You know, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth- except when you're brushing your teeth, of course.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that this post is going to be revived or anything but:
Life is a war. Every battle has already been won or lost. The only thing left for you to do is choose your side.
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p.s. This was a stupid fucking post :)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good grief, people! Do you see no virtue in meekness and humility?
I came, hands out, humbly asking for wisdom.
Does NO ONE take this seriously? Am I really the only one?
Even I'M surprised, and I consider myself to be one of the most cynical and jaded people I know.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okay, thanks for getting me off the hook, hartman
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Living in a Vacuum sucks"
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhhh sage NO!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good lord, this was a piss poor post, but i like to leave lone wolf ratings.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its a shit fucking post you megalomaniac, put in some effort and you'll receive some in turn
there's your wisdom
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I dont care if it is what you people call a "shit post". I'm not a megalomaniac. I'm asking people for wise quotes...seriously. I gave two of my own personal mantras. I'm sorry if you people can't see past your own noses and take something seriously for once. I KNOW I'm not wise. This is precisely why I'm seeking it...obviously, I picked the wrong avenue. In the future, I won't seek wisdom from people whose writing I admire.
And sandman, I was never a "sorority girl" who subscribed to anything resembling "armchair philosophy". Why dont you Wikipedia some more Einstein so you can try to explain it to Bubba to make yourself sound smarter, and leave me alone?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=witticisms+
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man who eat banana has lots of appeal
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good lord, she's like a female Bubba, except with all of her teeth and no pickup truck!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But, I guess I need to look at the silver lining...maybe we can say that this can be the absolute lowest rated post EVER on Ubersite.
Everyone just -2 bomb the shit out of it and I can "shoot the moon" like you do in Hearts.
Or, you can just be nice and leave a pleasant little proverb for me to enjoy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, whose alter IS THIS???
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I definitely do not claim to be wise in the least. I am merely on a likely lifelong quest for wisdom. My handle (Sage) is admittedly and purposely ironic. But I'm a firm believer that if you seek wisdom, you'll find it.
Everyone who has come here to simply berate and negate my post, do your worst and move on to another post. I have faith that among the muck and mire, someone will offer some gold, unlike the majority of fools who've already reviewed this post.
Still, your emotions (of vexation or whatever) are not invalid, by my own reasoning. You have every right to believe what you wish and act accordingly. You have your reasons for feeling the way you do and acting the way you do. When it comes to bad behavior (lying, cheating, stealing, etc.) there is always a reason for it, regardless of the fact that the behavior isn't excusable. I find that the quotes I provided help me to forgive people more easily, because when I can attempt to see the reasons behind their actions or emotions, I can put myself in their shoes better, and know that if I were them, perhaps I'd feel or act the same way.
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Dear Lord, just STFU. Stop with the sorority girl, armchair philosophy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its a shit fucking post you megalomaniac, put in some effort and you'll receive some in turn
there's your wisdom
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:27:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is not for serious people, apparently.
I'm not a sarcastic person, a jokester, a prankster, or anything even remotely resembling any of the latter.
I guess there really is no point, Redskies.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is there any point Sage? Really?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Behold mistress of points.
wisdom below.
The G in pudding, is silent. The propper way of saying it is Puddin'.
go enlightened.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who read this post
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fools.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No nuggets of wisdom, just hate and discontent? Really? Wow, ok.
I guess I was a fool to expect anything more from you people.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay we're -2'ing someone
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good god I can't believe some lucky chap hasn't snatched you up what with the senseless yammering and the teeth
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i think people just think its a shit post.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I definitely do not claim to be wise in the least. I am merely on a likely lifelong quest for wisdom. My handle (Sage) is admittedly and purposely ironic. But I'm a firm believer that if you seek wisdom, you'll find it.
Everyone who has come here to simply berate and negate my post, do your worst and move on to another post. I have faith that among the muck and mire, someone will offer some gold, unlike the majority of fools who've already reviewed this post.
Still, your emotions (of vexation or whatever) are not invalid, by my own reasoning. You have every right to believe what you wish and act accordingly. You have your reasons for feeling the way you do and acting the way you do. When it comes to bad behavior (lying, cheating, stealing, etc.) there is always a reason for it, regardless of the fact that the behavior isn't excusable. I find that the quotes I provided help me to forgive people more easily, because when I can attempt to see the reasons behind their actions or emotions, I can put myself in their shoes better, and know that if I were them, perhaps I'd feel or act the same way.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
urgh
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, your vagina and/or tits won't save you this time around. Unless you make amends and post said vagina and/or tits, knocking this piece of shit off the front page. Then it's +2's all around!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry sage you are pretty but this is smellier than Jack Mcallums dirt tray
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I offer just as much wisdom to you as this post offered to me.
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sageish wolfed down on the black man's cock as another black man ruthlessly pounded his slack ass from behind. Sageish quoted "DEEPER AND HARDER IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR COCK"
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sandman, you proffer little wisdom.
Go away, little man.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cock off, beast
who are you to say invalids have not emotions
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"-2 Die"
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Go fuck yourself"
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wbersite: the new Ubersite.
Or, Fail.
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