I can't leave you kids alone for a minute, can I? (1170 hits)
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Submitted by FALLEN (View user info) at 2008-12-15 12:20:19 EST
I go on vacation, I take some time off and I'm lost. Kaos King and Ghola are posting again. Orgasmatron is back but I guess it's because of the poetry contest. Well bring me up to speed people.
Where is Orphelia?
Where is Weather?
What new user is Oathy
What new user is Sico?
Is Sandman actually Icarus?
Did Frankthebear get laid? Seriously?
On a completely unrelated topic, you can totally steal hotel rooms in Vegas now. It is a fucking ghost town out there during the week. It was just me and Asians as far as the eye could see, spending money like crazy.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2009-05-22 02:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:03:32 EST (#)
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OH DearGOD!!
MY eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you get a random sac picture lost in your hard drive?
ahahahahahaha
and those are not Method's
Christ can't you people read.
it's not even the same race or skintone.
i'll never tell who they belong too
if i ever remember
and like i'm the only one around here with random ball pics on their hard drive. (those are nice balls too)
c'mon......GET SERIOUS LOOK WHERE YOU ARE!!!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-05-01 17:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm HEEEERE!
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-17 13:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
vegas rocks.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-16 16:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we need another Uber Ass Directory post. It'll be anonymous, and I'll even participate, hell...I'll head it up, even (to secure my OWN identity, of course).
Any interested applicants can email pics of their asses to astrasoleil.at.gmail.com. Put your handle in the subject line and I'll never, ever tell.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:10:21 EST (#)
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dont get all hyper. I didnt say you were oathy.
it is assumed all noobs must have ginger-vitis
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-16 11:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
god's sake i am not oatmeal or anything else you fags. i am not an alter so get screwed up your ass
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:33:47 EST (#)
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orphelia is likely off faking giving birth to her fake baby.
weather is outside.
oathmeal is BigBuffty, middleeasternchick, and a slew of others.
sico is rubbermaid and weather and probs a few others.
sandman is a sycophant. a toady. if icarus was Scut Farkus, sandman would be Grover Dill.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Farkus had the "Wolf" part of the Peter&The Wolf theme (done with French horns I believe), yes? I could definitely use my own soundtrack.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:10:48 EST (#)
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camwhore THAT
that would be glorious.
hows the diabetes?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 10:03:11 EST (#)
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i will camwhore him but when his face ain't so jaundiced and scrunched up.
he has a bloodshot eye too.
ooooh i am being watched as i type this by an old woman walking her terrier
'YOU NEVER SEEN A WOMAN USE A KEYBOARD WITH ONE HAND AND BOTTLE FEED A NEWBORN WITH THE OTHER, BITCH?!'
lol
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:59:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:53:31 EST (#)
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nah not really leaving but don't have time anymore :)
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*rubs hands together*
you'll find time, they ALL eventually find time....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:57:01 EST (#)
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baby camwhore!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:56:38 EST (#)
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uh oh
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:53:31 EST (#)
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nah not really leaving but don't have time anymore :)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:44:46 EST (#)
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well, someone's hormones are still all out of wack.
dont leave Orphelia!
I'm just a simple yankee-cowboy, I don't understand time zones and all that mumbo-jumbo.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:41:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwww no way Orphelia leavin for good?
WTF?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:31:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:23:02 GMT (#)
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All these alters, sico and oathy, jack and bubba, all this kinda bullshit, well, makes me think i am giving up uber for good.
I can think of better ways to waste my time.
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And with that orphelia leaves for good.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 09:29:24 EST (#)
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I wasn't suggesting it is 2am here NOW I am just pointing out...
Oh jesus, Uber doesn't change does it?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:16:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 12:04:19 GMT (#)
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At 2am in the morning, I do wish this baby was imaginary.
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Woohoo! Congratulations sweetie. Bet he's a cracker.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:16:20 EST (#)
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two am?
isn't it noon-ish for you Pheely?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-12-16 07:04:19 EST (#)
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At 2am in the morning, I do wish this baby was imaginary.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-12-16 06:30:58 EST (#)
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Remember that time when you had herpes and we laughed?
Good times.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-12-16 05:03:09 EST (#)
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Orphelia left when she realised how horrified by her we all were.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-16 02:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-16 00:05:12 GMT (#)
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I have to go.
I usually picket the Italian consulate for the murder of Jesus this time of year and I'm late picking up my sign.
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bahahahahahahahahaha - best comment I've read all year!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 22:22:45 EST (#)
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me too, Doodles, me too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also kaos you might notice that bubba mentions me (or my namesake) at least in every one out of three reviews.
It's okay, he can't be helped.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-15 19:05:12 EST (#)
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I have to go.
I usually picket the Italian consulate for the murder of Jesus this time of year and I'm late picking up my sign.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 17:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop, Doodles, it won't work. Be ye nice or assholish, you are always a piece of shit and an asshole. So just fuck off.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:52:52 EST (#)
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It's a habit of mine to 'ctrl f' my name on every new page i clicked. Thanks kaos
Also it has been revealed as fact that bubba is both mentally and physically handicapped.
I've been NOTHING but NICE to him the last week-ish.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-15 16:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where tke fuck is Stagger_Lee??
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:14:46 EST (#)
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I hear there are more tits detected on the site ; http://www.ubersite.com/m/120109 , and
everybody's acting batshit crazy, like they always do.HI again.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:03:32 EST (#)
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OH DearGOD!!
MY eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you get a random sac picture lost in your hard drive?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 13:00:15 EST (#)
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Click it. Live dangerously.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:58:34 EST (#)
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I almost clicked on the testicle post, I am glad I resisted.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:52:31 EST (#)
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Oh yeah, Crystle found two rats that she convinced her daughter were actually "puppies."
**runs away**
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:50:49 EST (#)
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kaos - you forgot to add me to that list.
I have two puppies asleep on my lap now. it's cozy
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:49:11 EST (#)
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"until Berty acted morally superior and pompous"
See: British
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:47:46 EST (#)
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Actually I didn't go ballistic (and I don't even think I did that) until Berty acted morally superior and pompous because I put a link on the Uberboard that he thought shouldn't be an issue.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:44:29 EST (#)
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I dunno. It was just crazy. I heard a few people snarl at the security staff and call them inappropriate names.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:44:23 EST (#)
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Weird, I'm driving my brother & his girl to the airport tomorrow. They're flying to Vegas for 3 days.
I'll pass the Asian thing along.
Haven't seen Oathy in a while.
Sico is Rubbermaid, I believe.
I think Orphy is finally having that damn baby.
Ghola got her undergrad degree.
Weather's gone.
Sandman = Icarus???
I don't really pay attention to Frank, sorry.
O-Tron's just here to slap us all around in THUPA.
Mystia's back. She scares me a lil' bit.
Doodles still won't leave Bubba alone.
I think McCallum died and got eaten by his cats.
Spooner's back and writing some great stuff.
Forensic went ballistic about some Muslim shit.
Berty went all British about the same Muslim shit.
Wherever Sage is, I'm pretty sure she's high.
Sgt. Hartman scammed some chick into marrying him.
We now have an alter writing as "Bones McCoy."
Fungah is still losing his mind.
There may or MAY NOT have been a post revealing Method's testicles.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:40:27 EST (#)
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Fg you fire drill?
If we went outside we would all leave for the bar.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:37:06 EST (#)
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no worries, nice to be home.
Dont get me wrong, I did some Christmas shopping too, but they had mountains of shopping bags.All high end designer stuff. Where do they get the cash?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico = rubbermaid
Weather = ???? (used to be me but I gave it out to a co-op)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:34:52 EST (#)
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Here's some crazy shit that happened, just not on Uber.
Yesterday, we had a temperature high of upper 50's. By the time the sun went down, it was sleeting and about 10 degrees with a windchill of -15 or so. Now it's like 8 degrees still with a windchill and of all things MY COMPANY DECIDED TO HAVE A FIRE DRILL AND WE ALL HAD TO STAND OUTSIDE FOR 20 MINUTES.
AARGH!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:33:47 EST (#)
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orphelia is likely off faking giving birth to her fake baby.
weather is outside.
oathmeal is BigBuffty, middleeasternchick, and a slew of others.
sico is rubbermaid and weather and probs a few others.
sandman is a sycophant. a toady. if icarus was Scut Farkus, sandman would be Grover Dill.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:31:33 EST (#)
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Are you serious? You didn't miss shit, don't worry about it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:27:27 EST (#)
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I was there, but on business. Only one of our group was Asian. But the rooms were dirt cheap.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-15 12:26:15 EST (#)
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I dunno the answers to any of those questions...
but I feel you on the vegas thing, I just got back from a week there a couple weeks ago and theres NO ONE out there, its a joke.
welcome back