Dear Bret - Consider this an intarweb restraining order (1254 hits)
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Submitted by Adam™ (View user info) at 2008-12-08 10:54:12 EST
Serioulsy man, this stuff has got to stop. I get AT LEAST a dozen emails from various accounts every day, all originating from the same IP, and the common thread? They're all written by someone who is obviously bat shit insane.
Oh they usually run the full gambit throughout the day.
The reconciliation
The I was only joking
The lets plot together
The bike-off challenge(even though I won pretty handily the last two times)
The surprise Ghey porn
The not so surprising furry pRon
The crumple
The crying
The SERIOUS crumple
Then I recieved this.....
It's official, as of today, I am going to have to let you go from the position of my intarwebs stalker.
Please clean out your desk and throw yourself in front of a speeding locomotive carrying AIDS and dynamite to Mexico.
Regards,
Me
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2009-03-03 13:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-27 08:16:55 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
88 Ford Bronco II "The Bucket" short for "The Rustbucket"
Uberpolls are the lame!
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I had one too!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-09 14:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to know the search query your perform in order to find this stuff or what goes through your mind when you stumble on a picture like this from newsfilter.org or 4chan or whatever and you think to yourself that this would be "epic on uber."
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-12-09 13:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm the only Uber user who DOESNT get insane e-mails from Oath.
Left out again like a fat kid in dodgeball... :(
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I always picked the fat kids first - I'd hide behind 'em for a bit of the ole peek-a-boo.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 14:21:23 EST (#)
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WHAT.THE.FUCK?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-12-09 03:40:23 EST (#)
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Heh
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-09 02:50:31 EST (#)
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Maybe I should be spending less time on 4chan, I didn't have any reaction to that picture.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-08 20:01:35 EST (#)
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You have GOT to be shitting me. Are you kidding or did this fucking retard send you a bunch of emails?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-12-08 17:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ballsy
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-08 15:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto Adam +2.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-08 14:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is a good example of what the usmc does to some people...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-08 14:21:23 EST (#)
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WHAT.THE.FUCK?!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-12-08 13:59:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hadn't checked my Uber email in at least a year. Probably more. I just wanted to make sure no one thought it would be okay to email me. It wouldn't be okay, and you have all performed impeccably.
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-08 13:54:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-12-08 12:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-12-08 12:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OML, that explains why my emails are being lost amongst all these crumpling ones :<(
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-08 12:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do you swallow? or do you prefer to rub the jizz into your armpits and hair?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Show the furry pRon, I'm furry pRon curious.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A truly inspirational photo...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:32:36 EST (#)
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WTF are you doing with a hidden camwhore?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-08 09:58:48 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm the only Uber user who DOESNT get insane e-mails from Oath.
Left out again like a fat kid in dodgeball... :(
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I don't get any either - but then again, that may be a good thing
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:17:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:04:09 EST (#)
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Not fat enough to be Bret.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
More like, crazier than a shit house rat.
Jesus Adam, you have a knack at finding some sick pics.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well hello miss obvious below
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:02:08 EST (#)
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Oathmeal is a gimp.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:00:43 EST (#)
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not pasty enough to be bret.
also lacking the thick red pelt.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-12-08 10:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'm the only Uber user who DOESNT get insane e-mails from Oath.
Left out again like a fat kid in dodgeball... :(