list of male ubers who have admitted to sucking dick (1116 hits)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-12-06 03:11:45 EST
1.sandmantate
what a fag
im off to talk the corpsman into giving me an IV so this fucking headache will go away
PROST!
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2008-12-12 22:02:39 EST (#)
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I've sucked a dick.
It was pretty cool.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-12 21:33:09 EST (#)
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when I took those pictures I lived in a town that was heavily populated by military, and girls didn't like military guys. So when I was off duty I looked un- military. I have received 2 meritorious promotions. I am on embassy duty. I am a squared away motherfucker. You were probably a shitbag who always looked nasty, never showed up on time, and got NJP every other week.
You got out because you couldn't hack it. Don't worry, we don't miss you scumbag.
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-12-12 07:18:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:13:43 EST (#)
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what was your point again pussy scumbag nasty civillian
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Shut the fuck up, jarhead.
You are yearning for the day the Marines release you. Your pics advertise this. If you really wanted to stay in the Marines, you'd look like Gunny Highway.
Instead you look like everyday Jersey guido wannabe trash.
I'm a civilian now, and it is fucking GLORIOUS.
So, take that brainwashed "nasty civilian" attitude outside you fucking waste. You embarrass the corps with your bullshit.
Faggot ass pillow biting Marine.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-12 01:13:43 EST (#)
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what was your point again pussy scumbag nasty civillian
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-11 09:11:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:51:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-09 22:50:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 23:15:43 EST (#)
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Know how the marines started out? Funny story, actually. See, in the way way back, navies were essential to national defense, and ships would duke it out yardarm to yardarm, and while cannon were invaluable in these conflicts, if you didn't intend on taking a ship, you eventually had to send someone over to take command of it.
Only the ships took an immense amount of skill to run, and you obviously didn't want to send over anyone who knew how to reef, steer, navigate, cook, tend wounds, perform basic mathematics etc. So generally, the most useless idlers (often those who were retarded or crippled) were selected, given axes and marlinspikes and told to hop over the gunwale and kill as many Frenchies as possible before they were picked off by musket fire.
These groups were eventually organized, and as they were often used in ship to shore conflicts, were known as "marines".
True story.
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Close. actually we were the ones with muskets on the yardarms picking off the boarding parties. Which goes a long way in explaining the cross on top of our officers hats.....
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That came later. The need for dispensable human beings came before the advent of muskets.
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Naval warfare consisted of ramming an enemy ship and sinking it, or setting it on fire before muskets/ cannons were invented.
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That was also before the U.S. existed and therefore before the Marines. STFU, cannon fodder.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-10 17:51:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-09 22:50:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 23:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Know how the marines started out? Funny story, actually. See, in the way way back, navies were essential to national defense, and ships would duke it out yardarm to yardarm, and while cannon were invaluable in these conflicts, if you didn't intend on taking a ship, you eventually had to send someone over to take command of it.
Only the ships took an immense amount of skill to run, and you obviously didn't want to send over anyone who knew how to reef, steer, navigate, cook, tend wounds, perform basic mathematics etc. So generally, the most useless idlers (often those who were retarded or crippled) were selected, given axes and marlinspikes and told to hop over the gunwale and kill as many Frenchies as possible before they were picked off by musket fire.
These groups were eventually organized, and as they were often used in ship to shore conflicts, were known as "marines".
True story.
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Close. actually we were the ones with muskets on the yardarms picking off the boarding parties. Which goes a long way in explaining the cross on top of our officers hats.....
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That came later. The need for dispensable human beings came before the advent of muskets.
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Naval warfare consisted of ramming an enemy ship and sinking it, or setting it on fire before muskets/ cannons were invented. Nobody boarded an enemy ship because they needed all the people they could get to row it. When you insult someone for being intellectually useless maybe you should check your facts, because if you don't it makes you look like a dipshit.
Got that dipshit?
By the way, what exactly do you do again? I'm sure you can share with us the history of drive thru McDonalds employees next?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-09 23:18:37 EST (#)
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Yes, I know, I spelled "dispensable" wrong.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-12-09 23:15:21 EST (#)
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Yeah, the need for dispensible human beings probably started with the first woolly mammoth hunt/barbeque. Right, Bubba?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-09 22:50:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 23:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Know how the marines started out? Funny story, actually. See, in the way way back, navies were essential to national defense, and ships would duke it out yardarm to yardarm, and while cannon were invaluable in these conflicts, if you didn't intend on taking a ship, you eventually had to send someone over to take command of it.
Only the ships took an immense amount of skill to run, and you obviously didn't want to send over anyone who knew how to reef, steer, navigate, cook, tend wounds, perform basic mathematics etc. So generally, the most useless idlers (often those who were retarded or crippled) were selected, given axes and marlinspikes and told to hop over the gunwale and kill as many Frenchies as possible before they were picked off by musket fire.
These groups were eventually organized, and as they were often used in ship to shore conflicts, were known as "marines".
True story.
-----------------------------------
Close. actually we were the ones with muskets on the yardarms picking off the boarding parties. Which goes a long way in explaining the cross on top of our officers hats.....
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That came later. The need for dispensable human beings came before the advent of muskets.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-09 22:08:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This site needs retards, and he is the most!!!!
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bubba, I know you're on disability, but please don't try so hard to show it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no!!!!111!!!
PLEASE DON'T KILL DOODLES!!
This site needs retards, and he is the most!!!!
fuckyoudoodlesyoudumbass.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-09 18:00:48 EST (#)
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Remember my plan to kill you doodles?
Add rape to that somewhere
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-09 16:15:23 EST (#)
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but no one likes either of you.
except icarus likes sandyvag.
if only because vaggie doesn't ever get off his dick.
like wolf's e-flirting with mystia.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-09 15:40:16 EST (#)
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I prefer to let girls beat me OFF but definetly not UP.... ohh what a difference a single word can make!
Sandman, I have a feeling that we would be those guys in a group of people who are friends with everybody else in the group, thus constantly hang out but hate the fuck out of eachother. what do you think you pole smoking son of a bitch?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:29:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:19:56 EST (#)
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icarus your words might annoy me if I didnt know that the source is either a 16 year old who gets beaten by mommy when he dosnt turn the Xbox off for bed, or a fat middle aged loser with no income or sexual experience with a female human.
now this is the part where you either act mad and tell us all what a wonderful life you have and make up some grand tale about it.
or this is the part where you try to use sarcasm and phony wit to look cool on the internet.
The play is yours sir.
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Nah, neither of those apply to Icarus. You see... Icarus is a complicated soul. He gets beat up by girls.
True story.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-09 12:19:56 EST (#)
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icarus your words might annoy me if I didnt know that the source is either a 16 year old who gets beaten by mommy when he dosnt turn the Xbox off for bed, or a fat middle aged loser with no income or sexual experience with a female human.
now this is the part where you either act mad and tell us all what a wonderful life you have and make up some grand tale about it.
or this is the part where you try to use sarcasm and phony wit to look cool on the internet.
The play is yours sir.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 23:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Know how the marines started out? Funny story, actually. See, in the way way back, navies were essential to national defense, and ships would duke it out yardarm to yardarm, and while cannon were invaluable in these conflicts, if you didn't intend on taking a ship, you eventually had to send someone over to take command of it.
Only the ships took an immense amount of skill to run, and you obviously didn't want to send over anyone who knew how to reef, steer, navigate, cook, tend wounds, perform basic mathematics etc. So generally, the most useless idlers (often those who were retarded or crippled) were selected, given axes and marlinspikes and told to hop over the gunwale and kill as many Frenchies as possible before they were picked off by musket fire.
These groups were eventually organized, and as they were often used in ship to shore conflicts, were known as "marines".
True story.
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Close. actually we were the ones with muskets on the yardarms picking off the boarding parties. Which goes a long way in explaining the cross on top of our officers hats.....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:36:17 EST (#)
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I am a rather skilled cocksucker, as it happens.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-08 11:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:48:59 EST (#)
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is your name I am better at it?
Or
I am better a tit?
Submitted by jennaration (user info) at 2008-12-08 08:33:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-08 01:46:59 EST (#)
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dude, that list is soooooo much longer in reality.
WORK ON REVISIONS
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2008-12-07 20:05:51 EST (#)
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GREAT!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-12-07 17:21:08 EST (#)
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*Sigh* Another list I didnt make
...
Wait...I...SHIT!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-12-07 15:56:53 EST (#)
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You forgot Caulaincourt.
Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2008-12-07 14:12:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-06 16:41:23 EST (#)
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Were you trying to make a point?
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hey, you wanted a post dedicated to you...
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-07 13:11:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-07 03:44:38 EST (#)
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your list is lacking a number of names
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 23:15:43 EST (#)
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Know how the marines started out? Funny story, actually. See, in the way way back, navies were essential to national defense, and ships would duke it out yardarm to yardarm, and while cannon were invaluable in these conflicts, if you didn't intend on taking a ship, you eventually had to send someone over to take command of it.
Only the ships took an immense amount of skill to run, and you obviously didn't want to send over anyone who knew how to reef, steer, navigate, cook, tend wounds, perform basic mathematics etc. So generally, the most useless idlers (often those who were retarded or crippled) were selected, given axes and marlinspikes and told to hop over the gunwale and kill as many Frenchies as possible before they were picked off by musket fire.
These groups were eventually organized, and as they were often used in ship to shore conflicts, were known as "marines".
True story.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-12-06 22:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this was tons better than the original.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-06 20:26:31 EST (#)
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This guy is a Marine? There goes the notion that they are all heroes...
Submitted by DTII (user info) at 2008-12-06 20:06:34 EST (#)
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I'm sure the Marines are embarrassed to have you amongst the ranks of heroes.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-06 18:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that was fucking funny.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-06 16:41:23 EST (#)
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Were you trying to make a point?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-06 15:05:32 EST (#)
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Oops. I didn't get the memo that this needed to stay up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-06 15:02:12 EST (#)
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Definitely forgot Spooner and Zoidberg.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-06 14:59:35 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:22:35 EST (#)
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2. iambetteratit
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-06 11:47:18 EST (#)
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tit
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-12-06 10:20:29 EST (#)
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YOU SUCK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-06 09:14:38 EST (#)
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You left at least one more off that I can think of.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-12-06 08:17:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-06 04:45:50 EST (#)
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you missed several by my count
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-06 03:58:16 EST (#)
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this is hardly the whole list now, isn't it?
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2008-12-06 06:18:33 EST (#)
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A list of 1. Does that qualify as a list?
-1 for content.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-12-06 04:45:50 EST (#)
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you missed several by my count
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-12-06 03:58:16 EST (#)
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this is hardly the whole list now, isn't it?