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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-12-05 13:04:55 EST
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
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Submitted by YourNameHere (user info) at 2009-01-08 01:32:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-12-08 06:46:37 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Loving Christmas no matter how much life may suck that particular year: see this year as an example, heh.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
Who cares??? All I care about is that by 30 they better know what they are doing and last longer than 3 minutes. If it takes 8,000 women to acheive that...i'm ok with it.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Ugg it's not over yet and the bad is getting worse by the day...raincheck
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Yes: More of a New Life goal, tho. Career wise and such...too long to get into here.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Vitamins. I've lowered my blood pressure with folic acid, My cholesterol with garlic, and my blood sugar with cinnamon. Those things weren't high, but they were getting close, now they are all at the low end of normal.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
The soup kitchen the way things are going...
Actually I've never been big on New Years parties. I always clean on new years, usually put on some marathon of a favorite show or DVD set and then clean out closets and drawers and stuff that i've neglected..
I'm a party animal, what can i say?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-12-07 11:19:12 EST (#)
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i think we should institutionally genocide everyone who believes in homeopathic medecine.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-06 01:32:01 EST (#)
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Merry Christmas and such.
Submitted by lburna_7 (user info) at 2008-12-06 00:50:38 EST (#)
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Not answering all the questions but I always see these large numbers for average number of people slept with, men and women. Now I am from Oklahoma, a very conservative part of our country so it may be different for you guys but I'm going to guess the number is a lot lower than I always see predicted. For every girl or guy that sleeps with a whole lot of people, I know at least ten to 15 that never get any.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-12-05 23:07:05 EST (#)
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based on the reviews, I have a ton of catching up to do.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 21:51:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-05 20:43:47 EST (#)
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Based on the answers that I just read for question number 2, I am either the world's biggest male whore or I used to be Don Fucking Juan.
Good christ, I am AWESOME.
Good thing I used to keep a list.
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Don fucking Juan. Those two faggots?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-05 20:46:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:24:10 EST (#)
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someones got a case of the mondays!
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:23:53 EST (#)
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fuck your mom method.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:23:30 EST (#)
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TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL NOONIE
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:22:40 EST (#)
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fuck the holidays.
BUahahahahahahahaa either this entire exchange is hilarious or I am really hammered.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-05 20:43:47 EST (#)
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Based on the answers that I just read for question number 2, I am either the world's biggest male whore or I used to be Don Fucking Juan.
Good christ, I am AWESOME.
Good thing I used to keep a list.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-12-05 20:32:11 EST (#)
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I have five questions for you...
Why aren't you sitting on my lap massaging my pole?
IS THAT 5 YET???
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:38:12 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Drinking on every holiday
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
the average person i'd say about 300
but some people do 300 a year
some do 0
so who knows
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
The worst thing
i fucked a fat chick
the best, i got a bomb ass job
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
my goal is too make as much money as i did when i was 16
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
tea and whiskkey before ya hit the hay
cures a cold right up
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
same as every year
charlies house
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:21:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:43:48 EST (#)
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I want one of Bubba's Krabby Patties immediately.
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Then drag your happy ass down to the store and buy the stuff, sugartits.
PS: Iffin you like less salt, use unsalted butter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:18:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:09:56 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Getting drunk. Daily.
NO WONDER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKHEAD.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
You do realize that the answer is going to be the same for both if you stop and think about it.
WHO TOLD YOU? yOU'RE TOO STUPID TO FIGURE THAT ON YOUR OWN.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best : New Property. Worst : $50 a bbl oil.
HOOKERS DON'T COUNT AS PRPOERTY.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Make jack mccallum quit ubersite. Or better yet, quit life.
CHECK YOUR STATS, COCKSUCKER.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Vodka. Cures everything.
REMEMBER TO SHOVE THE BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-05 18:09:56 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Getting drunk. Daily.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
You do realize that the answer is going to be the same for both if you stop and think about it.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best : New Property. Worst : $50 a bbl oil.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Make jack mccallum quit ubersite. Or better yet, quit life.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Vodka. Cures everything.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:35:45 EST (#)
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I've actually forgotten what it feels like to wipe my ass with anything less than Scott's sandpaper.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:33:46 EST (#)
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4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
I think I should use less paper products
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A sure way to tell the poor from the well-to-do:
People with money buy Kleenex, name brand paper towels, paper napkins,etc.
Po'folks buy cheap toilet paper (Scotts 1000 sheets per roll) and use it for everything.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:21:55 EST (#)
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yay questions!
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
decoraing the tree while playing cheesy christmas music and drinking booze
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
10?
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
the best thing was, having my second baby
the worst...hmmm... nothing really bad happened this year that I can think of.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
I think I should use less paper products
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Do you mean strictly homeopathic or just holistic? I give my daughter homeopathic teething tablets but I think they are really just sugar nuggets. I totally believe in chicken soup though.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
On my couch, again.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:13:54 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Dressing up like a doofus on Halloween.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
Really depends on the person. anything from 1 to 100 either way.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best: Found a really groovy person to shower with affection. Worst: Meh, it was all pretty good.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
I don't make resolutions for New Years. Except to never again do New Years in Prague.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Nature isn't always best.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
In Northern VA with a veritable assload of my friend's friends.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 17:07:25 EST (#)
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Careful what you ask for, Method.
What do you call a fag with a chipped tooth?
A meat grinder.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 16:37:42 EST (#)
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This post makes me hungry.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-12-05 16:04:50 EST (#)
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AHAHAH @ Method.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:53:02 EST (#)
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Method, the only guy here dumber than Doodles.
Make those muffins, faggot. They're fucking good.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:49:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:41:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:29:45 EST (#)
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I'd like that recipe, Bubba
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Method, you are always a dick. Just on the off chance you are being serious for the first time EVER:
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6 English Muffins - separated
1 jar Old English Cheese Spread
1 stick butter (1/2 cup) - melted in microwave
1/4 t. garlic powder
1/4 t. seasoning salt
1 Tablespoon Mayonnaise
1 small can crab meat - drained
NOTE: buy cheap crabmeat. It has a "crabbier" flavor than the expensive kind.
Spread the muffin halves on a cookie sheet.
Mix the crab and other ingredients and spread them over the muffins. The mixture
should be about like pancake batter. If too thick, add a little more mayo.
Cut each muffin half into quarters.
Broil for 6 to 8 minutes or until slightly crispy.
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Thanks, now suck my dick you toothless faggot
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:43:48 EST (#)
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I want one of Bubba's Krabby Patties immediately.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:43:41 EST (#)
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Holy shit...that recipe below sounds so fucking win, and I dont even like crab meat or any shellfish, for that matter.
I'm TOTALLY making it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:41:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:29:45 EST (#)
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I'd like that recipe, Bubba
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Method, you are always a dick. Just on the off chance you are being serious for the first time EVER:
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6 English Muffins - separated
1 jar Old English Cheese Spread
1 stick butter (1/2 cup) - melted in microwave
1/4 t. garlic powder
1/4 t. seasoning salt
1 Tablespoon Mayonnaise
1 small can crab meat - drained
NOTE: buy cheap crabmeat. It has a "crabbier" flavor than the expensive kind.
Spread the muffin halves on a cookie sheet.
Mix the crab and other ingredients and spread them over the muffins. The mixture
should be about like pancake batter. If too thick, add a little more mayo.
Cut each muffin half into quarters.
Broil for 6 to 8 minutes or until slightly crispy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:30:13 EST (#)
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two below lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:29:56 EST (#)
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miserable bastard below
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:29:45 EST (#)
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I'd like that recipe, Bubba
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:27:34 EST (#)
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Dear lord
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:27:13 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
CRAB MUFFINS! been making them for a billion years (if you'd like the recipe, just ask)
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
No clue. If you ask, the men will surely lie.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Worst: the place I worked at closed down.
Best: Going back to school and may be fully retired by March. :D
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
I don't make resolutions. My goal is to be nicer to everyone, except on Uber.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Homemade chicken soup. Call me crazy, but it seems to help with a cold.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
At home with family and friends (how cliche'!) Lots of room for drunks (me) and others to sleep and no drunk driving.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:24:10 EST (#)
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someones got a case of the mondays!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:23:53 EST (#)
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fuck your mom method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:23:30 EST (#)
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TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL NOONIE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:22:40 EST (#)
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fuck the holidays.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:19:41 EST (#)
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: P
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:09:40 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
- avoiding the family.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
- 9 for both.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
- Worst: getting drunk and then getting off with a women from work who resembled Sideshow Bob.
- Best: going out for a mates birthday, a night which included amongst other things: getting shitfaced drunk, karaoke, strippers, a breakdancing competition, a kung fu display, KFC and a man visibly pissing himself whilst asleep on the night bus. Awesome.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
- to give up smoking.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
- farting. If done at an innapropriate time and setting farting can change a sad mood into hysterical laughter.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
- A little country pub in Kent.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-12-05 15:04:08 EST (#)
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1. Getting abso-fucking-lootely blasted on Christmas Eve.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:59:39 EST (#)
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3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Worst: um..... this is going to sound SO dumb but... wearing a bleaching plate on my teeth at night - god it ached.
Best: Being in Paris with the gorgeous, delicious Greek Method wearing the most beautiful dress ever... I was Carrie for the night.
And he was GOD
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:58:17 EST (#)
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HAHAHA...
*hangs head*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:54:00 EST (#)
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I thought to myself "Self, let's see if Merlina can make it through JUST one goddamm review without mentioning 'The Bloke'"
No dice.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:52:31 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
New Years Party for the whole family at my house. Every year. Big dinner, games, drinks, mulled wine in the garden and fireworks!!
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
ooooh about 7...? (me personally was about 5 at that age)
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Worst: um..... this is going to sound SO dumb but... wearing a bleaching plate on my teeth at night - god it ached.
Best: Being in Paris with the Bloke wearing the most beautiful dress ever... I was Carrie for the night.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Goal: GIVE UP GODDAMN SMOKING
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Hypericum - good for shock - or Bergamot - when my friend asked me to be at her home birth I made sure we had this oil burning... soooo calming
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
See Question 1. At Home with my lot
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:45:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:43:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:27:33 CST (#)
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http://lolwigger.com/
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:43:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:28:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:59:10 EST (#)
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suing is an american solution.
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Complaining is a Canadian solution.
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you asked questions, i answered.
you have no rights to talk down bipedes.
shhhh
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:43:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:27:33 CST (#)
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http://lolwigger.com/
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:36:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:32:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:27:33 EST (#)
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http://lolwigger.com/
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awesome
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:32:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:27:33 EST (#)
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http://lolwigger.com/
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awesome
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:31:06 EST (#)
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i would love to get smart with you in a bar and have you hop off the barstool whip off your prosthetic and beat me the fuck down real bad.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:28:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:59:10 EST (#)
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suing is an american solution.
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Complaining is a Canadian solution.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:27:33 EST (#)
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http://lolwigger.com/
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:25:54 EST (#)
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1. breathing
2. 12 to 15
3. best: job change which came with a big promotion and a huge raise. worst: nothing, my life is fucking aces.
4. i usually come up with some bullshit about controlling my temper better. it usually lasts about a day and a half, then i spend the rest of the year drinking too much and thinking about what a flawed person i am.
5. fiery hot lemongrass soup for sinus shit, hot toddy for a cold
EXTRA CREDIT:
home, away from all the amateurs
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:20:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:45 EST (#)
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http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
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That is pretty fucking horrid.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:18:11 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Getting shitfaced under the pretense of holday cheer
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
20 and 30?
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Worst, got laid off. Best? A smart man leaves no evidence for his wife to find, even on the intarwebs.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
New years resolutions are for fat people who SWEAR that they'll finally lose that extra 20 lbs.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Marijuana, It can be used for (Insert any illness or disease) and it works!
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
On the beach!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
If your answer is different for men and women, you're mathematically challenged. Think about it--"on average."
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-05 14:02:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:34:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:45 EST (#)
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http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Yeah, uh... I assured that clip would remain private. I was trying to impress you Method, you didn't have to go posting that everywhere.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:59:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:38:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:22:47 EST (#)
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but as usual, thanks for your vapid input.
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1. That's illegal. Go after the company.
2. Anytime, I'm glad I could be of help.
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he was a freelancer too, but a boss.
we don't have the same rights as employees do.
the company was a govt ministry so it's a waste of time.
he lost his job, reputation and i offered him a beating.
more than enough for me. i'm not one to waste my time with that shit.
suing is an american solution.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:46:22 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
- Don't have any that I can think of.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
- I would say 20 to 30 for both sexes.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
- Worst thing: My Step Father got cancer.
- Best thing: My Step Father beat cancer.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
- Get my ass back into the gym.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
- Don't have any.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
No plans
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:44:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:45 EST (#)
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http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
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WHAT.THE.FUCK. is wrong with people? It just blows my mind how fucked in the head some people are.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:41:03 EST (#)
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No fun, two below. :(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:38:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:22:47 EST (#)
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but as usual, thanks for your vapid input.
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1. That's illegal. Go after the company.
2. Anytime, I'm glad I could be of help.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:38:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:37:51 EST (#)
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1) My family's Labor Day picnic.
2) 12 and 12
3) Best thing: I reestablished contact with several of my friends from high school. Worst thing: Gertrude, my Blazer, had to be sent to the scrap yard. (What can I say? It's been a boring year)
4) I plan on getting in shape and bulking up 20 lbs. or so, and trying to expand my business.
5) White willow bark for headaches. It absolutely works. Just chew on for awhile and relief will start within 10 mins.
EC) I'm throwing a kegger at my house for New Year's.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:35:28 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
shaving my balls on christmas eve
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
well umm 7 on average, thats no comment on me lol
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
best> nephew was born
worst> both parents in hospital
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
just to make the most of my life and to see my my nephew/parents more
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Elton John
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
Oh i hate NYE, its so rubbish
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:34:54 EST (#)
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1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Getting raging drunk and embarrassing my siblings/parents/everyone
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
Ten?
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best: Grad school
Worst: Had cancer
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Quit smoking
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Ale- for all that ails you
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
Either Houston, or Manhattan. Hmm.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:34:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:45 EST (#)
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http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NSFW, below. Yikes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Overspending on MLW's gifts.
2. In his mind: every one he's seen since age 13. Actually: 7-10. In her mind: 500 or so. Actually: 7-10
3. Best: Grossed more in three days working (over a weekend in July) than I did my whole first year out of college (materialistic, sure, but it pays bills). Worst: crashed on my bicycle and still have sore clavicle musculature two weeks later.
4. Probably no resolutions.
5. Footrubs. Definitely footrubs. Works for any ailment or condition or mood.
EXTRA CREDIT: At a friend's house - bonfire and beer and fireworks.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Getting drunk and sneaking outside to smoke cigarettes
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glad I am not the only one that as to sneak them.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:27:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Waking up and drinking whiskey first thing in the morning on Christmas day.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
No idea
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best went to Spain, worst my Dad died.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
No Never
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Whiskey lemon and honey: for a cold or flu
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New years.
At home with a good bottle of Champs.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Naked jump rope tournament at Grandma's on Thanksgiving
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
Men, 8 - Women, 5
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Best - Bonuses
Worst - Wife's grandmother passed away right around our anniversary
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
No
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
New Mexico Red Chili to clear nose
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
In-laws house
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS. Take it as a compliment. If you're confident in your sexuality it shouldn't bother you at all.
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where i work out its full of gays and i don't mind compliments at all.
what i do mind though is someone with authority over me at work sending me graphic emails, threatening to make me lose my job if i don't go to his home, throwing fit in public when i try to ignore him, calling me at night, following me outside of work, bragging about having sex with 14-15 years old (he's 43), making sex jokes in front of a child, insulting my girlfriend...etc...etc...
all of this started on my first day and as a freelancer, who really needed this contract, i couldn't do much except build a reputation for months until i could speak up. so i was powerless for quite some time, which was really frustrating, until i finally managed to make him lose his job and his reputation.
that doesn't have anything to do with confidence in sexuality. THAT is harassing. not that defintion women like you have when an ugly guy pays them a compliment and it pissed you off cuz it's not Justin, the sexy guy from that other department.
but as usual, thanks for your vapid input.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:21:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to pull an 8 out of my ass and call it a day.
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<Insert witty 'pulling items out of ass' joke>
<Everyone laughs>
<Bask in the glory>
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS: The bruises were on my head and lower back/ass...I think they're from falling, but who the fuck knows? I woke up in an unfamiliar place. Just thought I should clarify...it sounded like I had bruises in strange places...meh. Whatever.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Getting drunk and sneaking outside to smoke cigarettes
2. Are we talking mean or median here? I'm going to pull an 8 out of my ass and call it a day.
3. Worst: finding out my dad had prostate cancer
Best: meeting and falling in love with my boyfriend
4. To save and bank $100 per month out of my paycheck. This is probably laughable to all the high rollers that frequent Ubersite, but when you combine my meager pay with my retardedness about money, $100 a month is a tall order.
5. I don't really do homeopathy, but I like natural remedies. My favorite is epsom salt. It's an all-purpose miracle worker. I also like to treat nasal congestion with very spicy food.
EXTRA CREDIT: In the hot tub
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Baking cookies.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
By age 30, I am gonna guess on average, men have slept with 20 women. Vice versa? 15. I know many men who have slept with WAY more women than that, but for every man that's attractive and has some swagger about him, there are 10 virgin internet geeks masturbating to midget porn in their parent's basements.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
Worst: getting blackout drunk and waking up with random bumps and bruises in a strange place with only one shoe.
Best: beginning my Masters, finalizing my divorce (tie)
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
No plans for a New Year's Resolution this year.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
I take a shit ton of vitamins every day, and when I'm feeling sick, I pop Echinacea and extra Vitamin C.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
Not sure yet. Probably gonna get drunk with friends...I would LOVE to get drunk with friends at my friends' parents' house near a VA ski resort and go snowboarding the next day. :) If I stay in my current place of residence, I'll likely be cursing alcohol and watching the NHL winter classic on New Year's Day.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
Is crying alone considered a tradition? I don't see that going away anytime soon.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
Half of what a man claims, and twice of what a woman claims.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
My balls dropped.
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
Nope.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
Chicken Soup.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
Crying alone.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
~I heard in a survey that men say they slept with more people than women do. One of us is wrong. So I'll say... 5 for men, 3-4 for women.
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If that's the case you people have me 'pegged' I'm a whore.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:12:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:09:46 EST (#)
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3. best was finally finding a decent place to live in. worse was a fag harrassing me at work and elsewhere.
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C'mon, you loved it.
PS. Take it as a compliment. If you're confident in your sexuality it shouldn't bother you at all.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's heat this bitch up!
1. What is one holiday tradition you never plan to give up?
~Spanking it.
2. On average how many women do you think a man has slept with and visa versa by the age of 30?
~I heard in a survey that men say they slept with more people than women do. One of us is wrong. So I'll say... 5 for men, 3-4 for women.
3. What was the worst and best thing that happened to you in 2008?
~Best was the relationship I had with an old friend of mine.
Fuck off with that "worst" bullshit life for me is fucking great!
4. Do you plan on a goal or New Years resolution and if so what will it be?
~To tone down my awesome, it makes some peoples eyes bleed.
5. What is one homeopathic remedy you swear on?
~Chemotherapy. Does wonders for cancer.
EXTRA CREDIT: Where do you plan to spend New Years?
~Party at my house.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-05 13:09:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. New Year's Day...cuz i get fucked up.
2. depends
3. best was finally finding a decent place to live in. worse was a fag harrassing me at work and elsewhere.
4. i don't make resolutions
5. none
EXTRA CREDIT: in a bar, in my hometown.