german drivers licence (882 hits)
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Submitted by iambetteratit (View user info) at 2008-12-03 02:51:29 EST
Kinda bloggish but I dont care because you are going to read it anyway bitches!
Holy fucking shit,
I just got the study book for the german drivers licence.
That shit is in-fucking-sane. I understand why though, the autobahn is awesome. Lastnight a guy in my new unit took me on the autobahn in his M3. We were doing 140 for about half an hour. people were PASSING US!
Also, this might not be news to any of you but German beer is without a doubt the best adult beverage I have ever encountered. I am going to get shitfaced and try to fuck a local this weekend. I hope the language, and cultural differences don't make it too difficult.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-12-06 13:29:18 EST (#)
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ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-12-05 07:52:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-03 06:55:50 EST (#)
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Is that chick bald? - Sucks to be you.
I like to do 140 on the Motorways in the UK in my M3. It's more fun when you're avoiding the cops.
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so that was you.
next time get outta my way, idiot.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-04 20:50:23 EST (#)
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You probably wont hear this ever again but I really love uber and all the wonderful people on it. It's like one big internet frat house. youve got your typical assholes who do nothing but talk shit.. which you find amusing after a while, douche bags, sluts, losers, and even a smattering of nice warm hearted people here and there.
its a love/hate thing.... on a side note FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUU lol I definetly have my rubber stash!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-04 17:15:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:55:30 EST (#)
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@ bubba below: He is in Germany, schmuck.
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Yep, no French-Canadians in Germany. Nor any Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, etc.
Dumb ass. . .
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-12-04 10:29:14 EST (#)
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Hope you get some of that fantastic German AIDS you fucking faggot.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-12-04 06:40:05 EST (#)
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The plus is you have a good pity story 'cause you look like you have some aggresive form of cancer.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-04 03:55:30 EST (#)
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@ bubba below: He is in Germany, schmuck.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-03 23:52:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-03 23:27:29 EST (#)
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lol, you hang out with blacks
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His only other choice was French-Canadians. I think he did well.
:D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-12-03 23:27:29 EST (#)
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lol, you hang out with blacks
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-12-03 18:52:31 EST (#)
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A friend of mine was stationed in Mannheim for two years. He and three of his fellow soldiers brought home Herpes.
Don the rubber whilst depantyfying the locals. The ones who are willing to sleep with Americans are apparently willing to sleep with anything.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-03 17:54:23 EST (#)
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I just found out that Amsterdam is'nt the only city with a red light district..... this weekend is going to be fucking awesome.
Fast cars, loose women, best beer in the world, and guns.
My life is like an action movie.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-12-03 17:40:49 EST (#)
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Fuck.. there's nothing less attractive than that kissy face that dumb bitches make.
Also, I'll pray to the puberty fairy that your balls drop soon.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-12-03 16:22:21 EST (#)
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-2 Die, just doesn't say it.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-12-03 15:49:59 EST (#)
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Du verlangsamen bevor Sie sterben.
Translation: I don't really know German.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-12-03 15:46:20 EST (#)
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Du verlangsamen bevor Sie sterben.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-12-03 15:28:29 EST (#)
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kill some krauts at normandy plz
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-12-03 15:08:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:19:55 EST (#)
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Holy shit, a monkey is drinking a beer in that photo!
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ahaha racism is funny
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2008-12-03 14:54:21 EST (#)
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I had an awesome time in Munich back in 2001.
Especially the beer. I wisj I hadn't been a vegetarian at the time though - it was just plates of MEAT!!
have fun.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-12-03 14:51:39 EST (#)
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barking up the wrong tree dudette, ex ain't no slut.
She be classy.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:45:56 EST (#)
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we were going MPH.
No shes not bald
yes that is money in her bra
no i didnt give it to her
the sluttier the better.. why do you think i want experima so bad?
Submitted by Replen (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:34:50 EST (#)
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The Autobahn is fucking awesome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:30:19 EST (#)
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actually i'm not, and i didn't.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:21:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Raper (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:19:55 EST (#)
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Holy shit, a monkey is drinking a beer in that photo!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-12-03 13:07:48 EST (#)
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i'm so glad they let teenage boys into the military...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-12-03 12:57:42 EST (#)
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i'm glad you are off fighting the terrorists on germany to keep me safe.
Submitted by Offspring (user info) at 2008-12-03 11:58:21 EST (#)
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Best wishes!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-12-03 11:55:08 EST (#)
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People using uber references to insult others is plain pathetic.
e.g. Hadtobedone and his e-boner for sico.
Good luck on your test.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-12-03 11:11:53 EST (#)
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Please stay off our roads.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-12-03 10:12:43 EST (#)
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you are not better at it.
ho HO!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-12-03 10:01:15 EST (#)
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Good luck with the driving test and I hope your girlfriend beats teh cancer
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-12-03 09:40:05 EST (#)
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I like you, even though you're a racist fuck. :(
Good luck on the autobahn. That is, don't die.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-12-03 09:31:17 EST (#)
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while i do like you, i think you probably wear G-Unit clothing
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2008-12-03 09:06:54 EST (#)
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Seriously, why the fuck would you drive at only 65-80mph on the inner lane of a 5 lane motorway? Americans drive really relaly slowly considering their great motorways.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-12-03 08:52:55 EST (#)
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Where are you stationed?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-12-03 08:41:12 EST (#)
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I doubt the language and cultural differences will affect your game any more negatively than your face already has.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-12-03 08:34:46 EST (#)
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140 mph or kmph?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-03 08:23:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:19:33 EST (#)
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idiotic and trite.
plus, is that MONEY in that chick's bra? did you have to pay her for the photo op?
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Take a good, long look at Vanilla Ice here and think about whether you need to ask.
I wasn't sure anyone on this site was a bigger wigger than DJ Queerbait. But someone sure is.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-12-03 08:00:06 EST (#)
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I hope your girlfriend recovers from the cancer.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:50:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-03 06:55:50 EST (#)
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I like to do 140 on the Motorways in the UK in my M3. It's more fun when you're avoiding the cops.
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Video or you lie.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:37:52 EST (#)
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Is that black dude behind you:
a) helping you cuddle her?
b) holding a yellow dildo?
c) laughing at you like everyone on this site does?
Submitted by Naery (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:19:33 EST (#)
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idiotic and trite.
plus, is that MONEY in that chick's bra? did you have to pay her for the photo op?
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:02:03 EST (#)
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Is that really you?
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha
Oh my god you look like a complete tool. Good Show!
Submitted by BigBuffty (user info) at 2008-12-03 07:00:56 EST (#)
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go wash those ball hairs out your mouth fag
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-12-03 06:55:50 EST (#)
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Is that chick bald? - Sucks to be you.
I like to do 140 on the Motorways in the UK in my M3. It's more fun when you're avoiding the cops.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-12-03 06:46:11 EST (#)
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you aren't better at shit.
Ready to lose in the Orange Bowl, VT boy?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-12-03 06:16:58 EST (#)
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lamesauce
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-12-03 04:50:50 EST (#)
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good luck
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-03 03:51:41 EST (#)
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you're one ugly wigga