In the Land of Tomorrow (562 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-11-25 12:40:14 EST
No war - The apocalyptic end of mankind will have erased all but the last few survivors, who were smart enough to build an effective shelter for Y2K years ago. Who's the idiot now, irradiated zombie corpses?
No longer being dependent on oil - We harnessed the power of comic book nerds, and placed them in focus groups dedicated to which superhero has the best powers and how we could recreate them in normal people. After we cleaned up the blood and the screaching ended, we used the remaining notes as the template for the future of energy use.
Great sex organs - We found the genes, and will be at your house tomorrow to inject you with them*.
No censorship - We already filtered the bad words and ideas from your head while you were in the birth chamber. Obey!
Free Lemonade - Try some, it's delicious
No work - You lost your job during the second great depression, and all buisnesses crashed. Capitalism failed, and created an accidental utopia. Woo?
*May cause spontaneous combustion.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-26 20:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who's the idiot now, irradiated zombie corpses?
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-26 04:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cocks below
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WRATH OF KHAN
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*nods head*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, there's another?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WRATH OF KHAN
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 15:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Indy fights a tank
Nazi sympathizer face melting
"No Ticket"
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-25 14:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indy shoots the swordsman in the alley way
(first, coincidence?)
Nazi face melting
"Bad dates"
KIRK PORKED GREEN CHICKS!!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 14:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-25 14:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wolverine is the best developed character.
Green lantern= Win
Hal Jordan not that fag, Guy Gardner.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Raiders of the lost Ark
Han shot first= truth
Kirk porked green chicks
GREEN CHICKS!!!
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Raiders is very good, but is it better than Crusade, honestly?
Picard fought Romulans and the Borg! Also, he had an omnipotent personal antagonist.
But Kirk DID have Khan...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-25 14:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post smells of ghey buttsecks and nerdary.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-11-25 14:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wolverine is the best developed character.
Green lantern= Win
Hal Jordan not that fag, Guy Gardner.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Raiders of the lost Ark
Han shot first= truth
Kirk porked green chicks
GREEN CHICKS!!!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so glad you reposted, this is so much better than that first one
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wolverine is the best superhero. Is there a discussion necessary? No. Do you disagree? Maybe, but that's because you are wrong.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- better than people give it credit
Han shot first
Picard > Kirk
These are FACTS about imaginary people, places, and things.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Han shot first
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If you slow it down to frame by frame, he didn't.
Oh god oh god oh god MY NERD IS SHOWING!
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We talking original release or "SPECIAL EDITION RE-RE-RERELEASE: NOW WITH MORE ASSFUCKERY!"?
He shot first in the original release.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shooter, even. maybe.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 13:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There was a second shhoter! He was on the grassy knoll!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Han shot first
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If you slow it down to frame by frame, he didn't.
Oh god oh god oh god MY NERD IS SHOWING!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wolverine is the best superhero. Is there a discussion necessary? No. Do you disagree? Maybe, but that's because you are wrong.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- better than people give it credit
Han shot first
Picard > Kirk
These are FACTS.
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HA! You are wrong!
Saying that han shot first implies that there was a second shooter, but in reality he was the only one who shot during that scene.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wolverine is the best superhero. Is there a discussion necessary? No. Do you disagree? Maybe, but that's because you are wrong.
Also;
Empire Strikes Back- best one
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade- better than people give it credit
Han shot first
Picard > Kirk
These are FACTS.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-11-25 12:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid computers were being stupid, and broke before it came out right. Sorry about that.