Uber Haiku Time!! (2451 hits)
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Submitted by Sage (View user info) at 2008-11-19 12:11:32 EST
Uber Haiku Time!
Post a haiku about
An Uber user.
It can be mean, or
It can be nice; tis your choice.
Five seven five, bitch.
Here's one about Sico:
Epical asshole
Typical player, chemist
Uber's Most Hated
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:26:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-11-24 15:26:29 EST (#)
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It is 5 7 5 - last I checked, the word "real" is two syllables, no?
**************
Truly I guess it depends on where you're from. In VA, at least, it's ONE syllable, but that's arguable, I suppose.
Meh, whatever. I'm in a bitter mood. Ignore me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-11-24 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is FUN!
Crystle, jealous bicth Sticks bananas in her vag
Film at eleven
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-11-24 15:26:29 EST (#)
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It is 5 7 5 - last I checked, the word "real" is two syllables, no?
It's ok, though, sage - I still loves ya. And point well taken on escapism. I was just being sarcastic. :P
Here's another haiku:
Sage, the haiku queen
Dominates most heated 2
Shlongy wants her hole
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:38:27 EST (#)
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Fail, below.
That was 5 6 5, not 5 7 5.
Try again.
And I DO have a real life. Ubersite is an escapist's paradise; did you NOT get the memo?
Now shoo.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:28:27 EST (#)
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Pointless drama here
Don't you all have real lives?
Oh wait, I forgot...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 09:21:21 EST (#)
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I liked it, below.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:41:07 EST (#)
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Rape rape rape rape rape,
Rape rape rape rape rape rape rape,
Post needed more rape.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-11-23 15:38:49 EST (#)
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Haiku by poster
As wrong as blossoms in fall.
Must try harder. K?
Traditional haikus make references to a season.
Submitted by Dimenhydrinate (user info) at 2008-11-21 22:13:14 EST (#)
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This is quality entertainment. I love you guys.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-21 13:01:40 EST (#)
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stfu you horse faced cunt
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:53:46 EST (#)
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FUCK OFF, APOLLO.
Or, DON'T fuck off.
Put it in Haiku form!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, well, well.
missed all THAT yesterday.
curse you financial year end!
bret is such a fucking loser, simon is naturally retarded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 15:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, well, well.
missed all THAT yesterday.
curse you financial year end!
bret is such a fucking loser, simon is naturally retarded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 14:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, well, well.
missed all THAT yesterday.
curse you financial year end!
bret is such a fucking loser, simon is naturally retarded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-20 14:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, well, well.
missed all THAT yesterday.
curse you financial year end!
bret is such a fucking loser, simon is naturally retarded but the biggest cunt is sage.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:52:12 EST (#)
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Oh yes, and shoot me an email about what I supposed to write about.
I can't remember already.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-20 08:42:53 EST (#)
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Thanks for the canvas.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:20:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:06:20 EST (#)
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Beano, Oathmeal and Sico up to their usual shite then.
Probably oathmeal this time I reckon
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Jesus man, take some fresh air for your dose of uptight.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-20 07:04:00 EST (#)
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Hahahaha @ Crystle.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-20 05:56:38 EST (#)
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Poetry huh? Well I guess thats one way to admit you're gay. Suppose it's better than ruining Thanksgiving in some cliche coming out.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-20 00:11:24 EST (#)
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Actually, they're average. Like I can't ever find my size because all them bicthes have bought 'em already average.
But I guess not needing shoes for your skeletor feet, you wouldn't know that. Bones would rattle all around in shoes, wouldn't they?
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:33:35 PST (#)
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You got big feets, Crys.
8.5?
Freaking Yetti.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:53:48 EST (#)
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haha, all the bret baiting that happened after i left was great.
good work, kids.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:47:51 EST (#)
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Hey, knock it off with the name-dropping, JMG.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:47:15 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLHNlR4YTg
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-11-19 20:39:53 EST (#)
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It's fucking cold here
Burlington Coat Factory
Sells coats that don't work.
A salami log
sits upon my lap so snug
oh wait it's my schlong.
Once I ate a pound
of lard, beans, cheese, and red sauce
Thank you, Taco Bell.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 20:33:35 EST (#)
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You got big feets, Crys.
8.5?
Freaking Yetti.
;D
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 20:28:22 EST (#)
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prudish whore below.
I seriously don't understand how that works out but it does.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 20:13:17 EST (#)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
JeANNNNNEEEEEEEEE don't you dare tell them that I wear 8.5's and that I like all colors of heels!! (but with a prediliction to red!)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:57:07 EST (#)
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ATTN: EVERYONE I HAVE THE FULL NAME, ADDRESS, SHOE SIZE AND FAVORITE COLOR OF EVERY PERSON WHO HAS EVER REGISTERED FOR AN ACCOUNT ON UBERSITE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. And I'm not afraid to use it. I will sign up ALL of you for Newport News catalogs, you fuckers.
Just kidding. I've actually had my full name, address and phone number posted on here by Caulaincourt as retaliation for posting a link to his Myspace page. Seriously. It was an outdated address and phone number though - but still pretty uncool. I reckon I deserved it. And then I posted my own full name like 5 times after that. Good thing I don't have any enemies! Ha ha! Ha! Ha. Crap.
In other news, the heat on this post is just... I don't even know. Insane. Don't you people work?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:28:44 EST (#)
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your post are starting to annoy me, they are trying to hard to be interactive, and the only reason you try to mention "-2ing your posts" is just to steal from it's originality, and somehow it actual works and people give you decent ratings for lazy posts like this.
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Lazy posts like this are some of the most fun on ubersite when they work. See "Word association, bitch", "The Neverending Post" (which bart had to lock), and "Knockoff Porn Movie Titles" for examples.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:51:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:45:59 EST (#)
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So, like... you've made out with Sico before, haven't you?
Ewwww. I'm sorry.
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Despite appearances, it seems he ISN'T as completely smooth as a Ken doll after all.
Of course, you'll have to take Sage's word for that.
Unless you wanna check. Me, I'll pass.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:45:59 EST (#)
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So, like... you've made out with Sico before, haven't you?
Ewwww. I'm sorry.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-11-19 18:28:44 EST (#)
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your post are starting to annoy me, they are trying to hard to be interactive, and the only reason you try to mention "-2ing your posts" is just to steal from it's originality, and somehow it actual works and people give you decent ratings for lazy posts like this.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:54:42 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:52:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:44:13 EST (#)
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sand in vaginas.
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I wish. :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:50:14 EST (#)
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you're welcome
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:44:13 EST (#)
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Well, I gotta give you that Crystle. You have indeed managed to get several panties in a bunch and sand in vaginas.
Well done, my good woman!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:39:37 EST (#)
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tyical redhead
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:36:38 EST (#)
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FG - I brought back Uber, of course!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:31:11 EST (#)
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What the hell have you done, Crystle?!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:20:18 EST (#)
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im in england remember, all this rain and polluted air would have an effect on anyone
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:17:15 EST (#)
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heh - Oh, well, if you've never seen ANY sort of volumn in hair, I guess it could be considered big... but it's not really
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:13:09 EST (#)
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lol big
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:12:56 EST (#)
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typical crystle!! look at her, all bug haired, up there in the clouds
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:12:45 EST (#)
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I bet he's searching for that throwaway email address I used to email him once...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:11:38 EST (#)
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Look what you did, Sandman!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:10:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:09:04 EST (#)
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I wonder if Yitter5150.at.aol.com is still an active email address?
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Wow, you are taking the ball and running with it, huh?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:09:04 EST (#)
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I wonder if Yitter5150.at.aol.com is still an active email address?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:05:32 EST (#)
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I wouldn't cry if he removed himself from the population. It would make the human race stronger.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:05:13 EST (#)
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Name that idiot:
Moonlight on bald brow
Man-musk fills my epic nose
Will bottom for scotch
My head is so big
My head, as big as the moon
My head is so big
You want some jewelry?
I, the Incredible Bulk
Will give you good price
So easy even an alter could do it.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:57:14 GMT (#)
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Seriously, does anyone want to hear that Oathmeal has killed himself? I mean really.
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Yes, I'd buy tickets to the event, sit in the front row and throw custard pies. Metro Radio Arena? I guarantee you'll fill it to capacity and make a fortune off ticket sales.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:02:36 EST (#)
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you dont want HIM killing himself, you want SOMEONE else to
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:01:18 EST (#)
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Well, I do.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:00:49 EST (#)
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i don't want him to kill himself because sadly, his suicide would be his last joke for us to laugh about. i want to keep this train rollin'. there's plenty more entertainment to be had at his expense.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:00:22 EST (#)
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That's not very christian is it?
He's just a guy. You may not like him, but he is just a human.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:59:53 EST (#)
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Why because you're fat and it's painful when someone reminds you?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:59:20 EST (#)
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Yes, red. Yes I do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:58:17 EST (#)
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Good God, you are in the 99th percentile of this nations' biggest dumbasses and losers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:57:50 EST (#)
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this dude actually can lift a car- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc
he's 260 horsepower!!! WOW!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:57:14 EST (#)
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Seriously, does anyone want to hear that Oathmeal has killed himself? I mean really.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:57 EST (#)
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I find it funny that the boy who is hung like (and cries about his evil, evil past like) Lojope is trying to make fun of others.
I'm here to help. http://www.ubersite.com/m/40524
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:51 EST (#)
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Hidden made me cry I am going home
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:49 EST (#)
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IM AN ISLAND!!
Gibraltor.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:01 EST (#)
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while we're on the subject of bret's personal life, how come no one has made fun of his middle name yet?
let's face it, people, you only give your kid a middle name like "Dallas" if you live in a trailer.
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hahahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:13 EST (#)
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Islands may appear unconnected, but if you go down far enough, they all touch the ground.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:56:01 EST (#)
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while we're on the subject of bret's personal life, how come no one has made fun of his middle name yet?
let's face it, people, you only give your kid a middle name like "Dallas" if you live in a trailer.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:55:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:54:26 EST (#)
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The last guy that told me he could lift a car was actually the SHAPE of said car...
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Sounds like a fucking badass to me!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:55:17 EST (#)
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and Red - you have to admit, some men ARE islands.
They even float.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:55:11 EST (#)
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It's ok, Bret. Get it all out. The big bad boys can't hold you down and rape you anymore. Let go of your anger.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:54:39 EST (#)
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Hadley has been battling his urge to inhale tens of thousands of carbs per day since he was a only a little fattie.
I'm sorry it's been such a struggle. Things are better now. There's stomach stapling!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:54:38 EST (#)
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I've just read Northern Lights again. Oathmeal could do with a appointment with the oblation board. Intercision is what's called for!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:54:26 EST (#)
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The last guy that told me he could lift a car was actually the SHAPE of said car...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:54:20 EST (#)
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He is a fellow ubernaut.
"All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language; and every chapter must be so translated...As therefore the bell that rings to a sermon, calls not upon the preacher only, but upon the congregation to come: so this bell calls us all: but how much more me, who am brought so near the door by this sickness....No man is an island, entire of itself...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:53:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:51:55 EST (#)
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So Bret....how much does your insistence that you're big and tough come from your feelings of inadequacy?
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It mostly comes from the fact that I can bench press your 1989 Chevy Corsica you fat fuck.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:53:29 EST (#)
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oh, and uber karmic project!?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:52:16 EST (#)
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Anyone fancy contacting http://www.intervention.com/ and sorting something out for Oathmeal? He could be our project. We could make him better! Think of the good karma!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:52:13 EST (#)
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You know, since you basically got butt raped in army school.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:51:55 EST (#)
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So Bret....how much does your insistence that you're big and tough come from your feelings of inadequacy?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:50:42 EST (#)
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HadToBeDone is fat I find that amusing
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:50:19 EST (#)
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or hidden not hadley.
I only look at the first letter of a word.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:49:01 EST (#)
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The thing is, I agree with a person's right to do BOTH those things, hadley.
But I don't really want to kill myslef.
Your logic is flawed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:47:49 EST (#)
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Bret Dianich is a bloated gym queen with delusions of being "ripped" and "charismatic." I think the words you were looking for "overstuffed" and "irritatingly dull."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:47:25 EST (#)
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here's a little gem from bret's blog. apparently he wants to have sex with women AND MEN (old and fat is ok with him) and then commit suicide-
"Go to hell if you believe for a second that I don't have the right to:
1. kill myself
2. have sex with any adult, of any age and gender, at any weight and of whatever race I should so choose"
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:46:59 EST (#)
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Post all the bullshit you want about me, Hadley. You're always going to be 80% less of a badass and roughly 1/3 as awesome as I am.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:46:37 EST (#)
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arent you ginger?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:45:52 EST (#)
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HadToBeDone is fat haha
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:44:24 EST (#)
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http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Classroom/9443/
No wonder you're a telemarketer.
I'm sorry, "b2b cold caller."
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:43:20 EST (#)
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183 reviews?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:40:53 EST (#)
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You lie a lot. You should have that checked out by a professional, cocksniffer.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:36:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:34:25 EST (#)
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oathy can't type two lines without telling a lie.
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Here's a lie for you:
I give a fuck
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:36:06 EST (#)
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HadToBeDone is fat lol
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:34:55 EST (#)
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Also a ginger making fun a of a brit's skin tone is just full of funny.
You're both equally translucent.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:34:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Oathmeal, honestly, is there something wrong? You seem so wound up all the time. Did something terrible happen to you?
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It's called being a blubbering vagina about shit that happened 15 years ago. Suck it up and move on. Or off yourself. Either way is ok with me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:34:25 EST (#)
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oathy can't type two lines without telling a lie.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:33:51 EST (#)
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sand man is a cock trying (very, very VERY hard) to be 'uber cool'
oathy is just mostly a cock.
But he is good for fun.
Mostly this is fucking retarded.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:33:35 EST (#)
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Redskies you really are incessant with your pithy little jabs, aren't you?
That's IT!
I am going OUTSIDE and playing in the SUNSHINE where at least I can know God loves me!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:31:52 EST (#)
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Your writing would make
Electro look like Einstein
So minus two die
White folks on Uber
save the world from Obama.
I, Jack McCallum
With alters galore,
hide your babies from Method
Disturbed Greek bastard.
It's David Arquette
but with twice the normal gay
o, hai there hidden
Are you still trying
to take Uber back, douchebag?
Give us your jew gold.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:29:42 EST (#)
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Well this is all very gay.
Here's a haiku I just wrote. It's called "My Wife is in the Hospital."
Cheez-Its for breakfast.
And bacon for dinner. Sweet.
Hurray for gall stones!
Well that was pretty gay, too. Carry on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:29:26 EST (#)
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Hey fatass. So, you're admitting that you were LYING AGAIN?
Not 5 minutes ago you said "you'd be there".
I have an idea. Why don't you, for just once, shut your fucking mouth before someone (wishfully, me) punches all your teeth down your throat?
You're so full of shit, it stinks when you leave a review.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:29:18 EST (#)
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Oathmeal. It's just the internet. Most people here are perfectly reasonable. Take a breath and step away for a bit.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:29:07 EST (#)
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Redskies has absolutely no business discussing education when the mere concept is completely foreign to him.
Submitted by middleeasternchick (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:28:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:26:32 EST (#)
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I've been fortunate enough to remain STD free and I even banged that middleeasternchick that floats around here.
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I loved all 30 seconds of it!!! xoxo
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:28:23 EST (#)
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I AM GOING TO HAVE ALL OF YOU FIRED.
HOW'S THAT FOR PTSD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:23:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 21:20:05 GMT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Oathmeal, honestly, is there something wrong? You seem so wound up all the time. Did something terrible happen to you?
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The other boys at school made him clean their rooms in a french maid outfit after they finsihed raping him in the gym shower.
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I know Oathmeal had a tough time at school - he's said as much, but was it traumatic enough to explain the temper and mood swings?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:23:42 EST (#)
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We interrupted his quest to quench his thirst for morbidity and significance.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:23:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:18:08 EST (#)
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Did something terrible happen to you?
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Yes.
I made the grave mistake of viewing one of your camwhores and am now scarred for life.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:21:36 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65345
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:20:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal, honestly, is there something wrong? You seem so wound up all the time. Did something terrible happen to you?
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The other boys at school made him clean their rooms in a french maid outfit after they finsihed raping him in the gym shower.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oathmeal, honestly, is there something wrong? You seem so wound up all the time. Did something terrible happen to you?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FTA:
[Lotus STP, the Clichés, the Hi-Techs, the Projectiles, the Fadeaways, Bahama Mama, the Bowery Boys and, "The Now, one of the great, worst punk bands ever," Tom Kohn says.]
WOW YOU'VE REALLY MADE IT SHLONGY!
GROUPED IN WITH THE GREATEST WORST PUNK BANDS EVER!
CONGRATS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy I'm curious - why did you decide to just inject yourself into this?
I'm not 'that guy' anymore, dipshit. I've learned the personal information 'lesson' if you will, whether you believe that or not.
But please! DO consider a Cliche's reunion? I KNOW I'D BE THERE!
IT's THIS WEEKEND in NY, dickweed.
Still gonna be there? I will be. I'm even gonna do a few songs with another band.
Feel free to show up...You make "the big bucks"...right? Fly on in. You can see me perform and try and punch me out at the same time!
http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008311190005
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
great honk... My leet haxxors skilz are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay under rated, I guess.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley and no1hasdis are too bereft of human contact in real life so they latch on to this fake drama on Ubersite in hopes that they can somehow make right all the wrongs that have been done to them in the past.
After the work day ends and we all go home, Hadley/No1, you're still fat, friendless and disgusting while I'm still ripped, hilarious and handsome.
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Don't draw me into your bullshit, I simply pointed out something quite valid.
Furthermore, when the work day ends, I'm still fit, have many friends, and a beautiful wife.
You my ginger friend, go home to your dog, who is your sole companion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is
So fucking stupid go
Fuck yourself
I'm not counting syllables
or lines for that matter.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
About Me
I can't stand bigotry and will always love dogs, live music and sunshine.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hadley you're certainly not the only one!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unemployed Philosophers? Seriously?
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The guy who tells him to live in a bathtub at the mall is hilarious.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ehow.com/how_2070727_cold-call-right-way.html
Jesus, I wish I could be like you...
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unemployed Philosophers? Seriously?
_____________________
Why the fuck are you posting my employer's name on this site?
Jesus Christ. You people have absolutely no shame.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack_McCallum's real name is Jack McCallum.
HAHAHAHAHA
OMG OWNED!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unemployed Philosophers? Seriously?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW LOOK AT HOW UNJUSTIFIED OATHMEAL IS IN HIS ANGER!!
Perhaps you all should consider how seriously I take all of this anyway.
You think I REALLY have anything at all to lose by having one of you creepy fuckers send me an e-mail or know my name?
Hadley and no1hasdis are too bereft of human contact in real life so they latch on to this fake drama on Ubersite in hopes that they can somehow make right all the wrongs that have been done to them in the past.
After the work day ends and we all go home, Hadley/No1, you're still fat, friendless and disgusting while I'm still ripped, hilarious and handsome.
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I've seen your myspace page, none of those describe you.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uber's most hated is clearly a toss up
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOW LOOK AT HOW UNJUSTIFIED OATHMEAL IS IN HIS ANGER!!
Perhaps you all should consider how seriously I take all of this anyway.
You think I REALLY have anything at all to lose by having one of you creepy fuckers send me an e-mail or know my name?
Hadley and no1hasdis are too bereft of human contact in real life so they latch on to this fake drama on Ubersite in hopes that they can somehow make right all the wrongs that have been done to them in the past.
After the work day ends and we all go home, Hadley/No1, you're still fat, friendless and disgusting while I'm still ripped, hilarious and handsome.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm here when someone decides to cross the line you piece of fucking shit.
You want me pissed off? You got it.
You had better hope to god I am unable to locate your exact whereabouts in Clearwater, Florida.
Obviously you want my attention pretty fucking bad. Well now you have it.
Posting my first name all over the place was pussy enough. Now you've opted for my FULL name? You obviously have no clue how this place operates.
Watch every fucking step you take on this site and any other going forward. If you slip up just one time I promise I will find a way to return this little favor of yours.
--
Picture a man...
He is playing around on the internet. He is posting realm names in an anonymous forum. He has just entered...
The Crumple Zone.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/119796#2814651
OH NOES I LINKEDED IT SO EVERYONE CAN FOUND YOU
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There really isn't a reason to be pissed at sandmantate, when you've put your gmail address all over this site. Either use a seperate email account for uber, or expect that all other forum activity is going to be tied to your uber persona. It's not like he was stalking, or using some info you provided in confidence. Entering your email addy into google returns that site right off as well as a couple other forums you've used it on.
This is as bad as when berg got all pissed when caul posted a link to his online resume, when he used his real name as his ubersite user id, and anyone would see that resume simply by entering his name in google.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm here for moral support.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have just said yes instead of making them force you. It isn't like you didn't want it.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Was it the abuse at military school?
__________________________
DUH!!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bret, I hate it when we fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMSUnEOPY5I
I found this video for you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all fun and games until someone finds a friendship bracelet tied to their doorknob when they get home from work one day.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where there's bitching about the word Bret and a link to one of five google results for the email he posted less than a week ago...there's good old Oathmeal.
Seriously...if you don't want people to fuck with you, don't be a cock. It's that simple. Hell, even Simon has cleaned himself up admirably compared to you. You still let the rage go at the slightest hint of an insult. And why is that, Bret? Was it the abuse at military school?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle fuck off you fat sow this has exactly zero to do with you.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD AM I ANGRY
I am seriously going to be making like 10 bracelets tonight. I really need to let off some steam.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't want to be accused of lying. It's FIVE results.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uniter below
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know it'd be a matter of time before Hadley poked his fat head in here.
Where there's uber drama, there's Fatley!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm here when someone decides to cross the line you piece of fucking shit.
You want me pissed off? You got it.
You had better hope to god I am unable to locate your exact whereabouts in Clearwater, Florida.
Obviously you want my attention pretty fucking bad. Well now you have it.
Posting my first name all over the place was pussy enough. Now you've opted for my FULL name? You obviously have no clue how this place operates.
Watch every fucking step you take on this site and any other going forward. If you slip up just one time I promise I will find a way to return this little favor of yours.
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Right, because you never posted your email address on uber. And that doesn't come up in google searches. In fact, it isn't ONE OF THE FOUR RESULTS RETURNED. He didn't post anything you didn't post, same as when Simon's full name was put up, taken from two ofhis own posts.
Quit crying you fucking baby.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy I'm curious - why did you decide to just inject yourself into this?
Trying to get a bit of hair of the dog that bit you YEARS ago you desperate fuck?
I'm not 'that guy' anymore, dipshit. I've learned the personal information 'lesson' if you will, whether you believe that or not.
But please! DO consider a Cliche's reunion? I KNOW I'D BE THERE!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm fairly certain that they don't SMELL like gold.
You gonna try and get sandman fired, Champ? That's your raison d'etre, isn't it?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My friendship bracelets are good as gold.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ironic, that, because Sandman just won MY 'uber' affection... :-)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As Youngblood & Lil John once so wisely said,
"Don't start no shit, won't BE no shit!"
Srsly, Sandman. I think you just kinda fucked yourself there.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking beautiful!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This meltdown, coming from the fatass who devoted three hours of his workday on a daily basis, over a 12 month period to tracking down every bit of information that he could find on Shlongy's life, in addition to using my real name in countless posts and reviews...
THE IRONY IN THIS MELTDOWN IS AT PREVIOUSLY UNREACHABLE LEVELS.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm here when someone decides to cross the line you piece of fucking shit.
You want me pissed off? You got it.
You had better hope to god I am unable to locate your exact whereabouts in Clearwater, Florida.
Obviously you want my attention pretty fucking bad. Well now you have it.
Posting my first name all over the place was pussy enough. Now you've opted for my FULL name? You obviously have no clue how this place operates.
Watch every fucking step you take on this site and any other going forward. If you slip up just one time I promise I will find a way to return this little favor of yours.
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Not even 24 hours and you are already talking to me again.
I EVEN MARKED THE DATE AND TIME ON MY CALENDAR LIKE YOU TOLD ME!
*Roid Hug*
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And we have lift-off
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:35:11 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathy's endless bullshit bites himself in the ass!!! OUTFUCKINGSTANDING.
You're alright, sandman...for a fucking fat retard D-lister.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm here when someone decides to cross the line you piece of fucking shit.
You want me pissed off? You got it.
You had better hope to god I am unable to locate your exact whereabouts in Clearwater, Florida.
Obviously you want my attention pretty fucking bad. Well now you have it.
Posting my first name all over the place was pussy enough. Now you've opted for my FULL name? You obviously have no clue how this place operates.
Watch every fucking step you take on this site and any other going forward. If you slip up just one time I promise I will find a way to return this little favor of yours.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Countdown to roid rage commences now...
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love to see people hang themselves. LOVE IT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone stalking the "Uber Queen of Stalking-ness"...HOW IRONIC!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathy's endless bullshit bites himself in the ass!!! OUTFUCKINGSTANDING.
You're alright, sandman...for a fucking fat retard D-lister.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
*points at Sandman*
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How is that personal? I didn't put anything up that anybody here hasn't already seen. There was no phone number or address, besides... I don't think you're there anymore, are you?
Why are you talking to me?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well then.
Looks like someone has taken to posting personal information on Ubersite.
You have no earthly idea what you are getting into.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SNAP OATHY JUST GOT PWNT BY A N00b
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so uncool! Your face, My foot, they dance, I fist you!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SNAP SICO JUST GOT PWNT BY A N00b
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://atlantaguitarist.com/bretdianich.aspx
^
|
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LOL
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sandmantate puh-lease
Put a forty-four magnum
To good use and die
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been fortunate enough to remain STD free and I even banged that middleeasternchick that floats around here.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sandman, I didn't want to say this earlier because you are barely tolerable half the time but do you know how hard it is to give you any credo when your noob is showing. The fact that anyone acknowledges you for more than a second is beyond me.
Don't worry, one day, with annoying persistence you can reach the levels of frankthebear stardom but remember one thing. I *MADE* frankthebear.
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Which one are you again? I get confused with all the alters.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico is single-handedly accountable for frankthebear's rise to superfriend stardom.
Unfortunately Sico is also accountable for the transmission of 11% of known STD's in the New England area.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sandman, I didn't want to say this earlier because you are barely tolerable half the time but do you know how hard it is to give you any credo when your noob is showing. The fact that anyone acknowledges you for more than a second is beyond me.
Don't worry, one day, with annoying persistence you can reach the levels of frankthebear stardom but remember one thing. I *MADE* frankthebear.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I seriously thought you were going to say stand more than a half hour and stop. Truth be told, his knees would start to wobble and his spindly legs would snap like an oathmeal rager.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I thought we were going to have some fun, but Bret is still acting like the fat kid on the playground. Don't worry, ginger, your balls will drop one day.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico, redskies claims a lot of things.
For example, he says he can stand more than half an hour's worth of exposure to the sun.
I mean, HA! Yea, RIGHT!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies claims that I have -2ed any of his old posts and that's completely farcical. I have done no such thing and have blatantly showed him yet he continues to bundle me in with those other idiots.
I guess you really can't get over the smell of my cock hair when you're blowing me, can you, Reddy?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bret, don't be a bitch. A real man would just admit that he did it. How is this 'pulling the gloves off'?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL!
SAGE RAGE!!
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me $20 and AND the pictures of sage and we have ourselves a deal, sico.
You won't do better than that on this site.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Redskies, I didn't -2 bomb anyone.
But whoever did...sure pulled the gloves off.
What an asshole.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just figured it out.
Sage = Bart
**********************
Muuuuuaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I think Sico wants his daily dose of Sage Rage...
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Bret, If you aren't acknowledging me anymore, then why are you -2bombing my posts? Isn't that acknowledging me?
You fail at your own declarations.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just figured it out.
Sage = Bart
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico: I don't have the OCD. Also, he failed in his "insult" by calling you Mr. Fynnyguy. Fynnyguy? WTF is THAT? I mean, yeah the "y" is right next to the "u" and everything...but for fuck's sake. PROOFREAD!!
Oathy: LOLapollo88!!!!!11!!!!1!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, Oathmeal and Sico up to their usual shite then.
Probably oathmeal this time I reckon
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This blackberry alter is boring as shit.
Oathy, nice pot shot. I kinda chuckled.
And to the highest bidder I have naked pictures of Sage...if anyone wants them. Hell, I'll pay you to take them.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have the OCD wherewithal to -2 all of the http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen account I'd love to see it.
Frankthebear tried it once and got tired and that's only when I had 178 posts.
Funny ass ftb thread: http://www.ubersite.com/m/93990
And that's only because of the reviews.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You pay people in other countries for ubersite accounts from what I've read. And I believe everything I read.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sage - it ain't so!
Around here I'm framed more than pictures of Sico's ex-girlfriend's naughty bits!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which, btw, was actually funny.
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Thanks!
I mean...
Yea, whoever did that is a real ham!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahahahahahaha! I remember some riff raff talking shit about someone or other cheating during the last ubermadness or something...
Oathy. Say it ain't so!
Sico: I'll -2 your stuff if you want! No, I can't. You are my frand and I less than three you too much to do that.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those four along with masteruser are all part of the batch you registered on sept 25 to fuck with McCallum during grueberfest.
______________________________
That's quite a yarn you're spinning there.
Sorry to say that you're wrong. How could I have registered all those on the same day, with the watertight verification process Ubersite has?
Bone up on your IT knowledge, guru!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which, btw, was actually funny.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those four along with masteruser are all part of the batch you registered on sept 25 to fuck with McCallum during grueberfest.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the -2 spammers. I used to get hit all the time. Now, sadly enough for Redskies, he's the only one :(
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I guess any time someone gets -2 bombed, I'm to blame?
Those aren't my alters, but if you link to your 'masterpieces', I'll be sure to happily rate them with my (only) active account, masteruser!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Using four alters to spam sandmantate's post history. Whatever. While your at it, do me a favour and go +2 all my masterpieces. They seem to get spammed all the time.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oath's life is empty
Using alters to -2 spam
Sad.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's way too short
To be found in a large crowd
Though his nose reveals
Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Chockomut ice cream
Delicious to Electro
Hooray for retards!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't use my rare and valuable +2's to get blown.
But, let's say you DID suck me off. After that, it would be very difficult for me to leave you anything BUT +2's.
I'm fair, yet impartial. An expert rater.
It's worth the gamble on your part.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - A-Lister
But a B-lister hater
Apollo is best
Submitted by RestrictionsApply (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:58:55 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite is chock full
of retards and faggots
rape.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I honestly dont
Think Sico cares whether or
Not he is hated
Ubersite is just
A game and a place where he
Wastes time while at work
See? Haiku!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:34:56 EST (#)
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In Haiku form, please!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:33:52 EST (#)
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he's no where near uber's most hated.
he'd love to be but he's just a whiny little turd
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:32:21 EST (#)
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whoops
Shlongy hates you sage
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:32:08 EST (#)
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Yozz, below.
*claps*
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:31:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:26:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:45:47 EST (#)
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Isn't it time for
you to suck me off for once
and for all. Shut up.
***********************
Shlongy, you goon! *sigh*
You give me negative points!
Why would I blow you?
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Shlongy hates you
Oathmeal in good company
Just shut the fuck up
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:26:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:45:47 EST (#)
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Isn't it time for
you to suck me off for once
and for all. Shut up.
***********************
Shlongy, you goon! *sigh*
You give me negative points!
Why would I blow you?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:19:37 EST (#)
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sandmantate: Que? Do you mean you think Director and I are the same person? 'Cos, no, not so much.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:02:11 EST (#)
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I'm lookin for a
big butt slut. one that I can
take to my house and
put my balls in her mouth
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:59:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:57:11 EST (#)
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Director offers
a useful piece of wisdom:
"See this? Don't do this."
Nothin' but respect here, D.
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huh, didn't know they were the same person...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:58:55 EST (#)
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Ubersite is chock full
of retards and faggots
rape.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:57:11 EST (#)
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Director offers
a useful piece of wisdom:
"See this? Don't do this."
Nothin' but respect here, D.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:51:02 EST (#)
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stick it in your butt
you motherfucking slut
I'll blow in your ass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:45:47 EST (#)
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Isn't it time for
you to suck me off for once
and for all. Shut up.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:43:29 EST (#)
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I just took a shit
I decided to name it
Bret- it really smells
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:41:57 EST (#)
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why won't Bret leave here
his presence is pathetic
he should kill himself
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:40:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:45:10 EST (#)
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Oathmeal's alters
sign of pathetic empty life
foul ginger monstrosity
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:01:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:56:24 EST (#)
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rorrim or messmind
Dutch odyessey, big kind heart
and looks like Lou Reed.
**********
That's the spirit!! :)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:00:32 EST (#)
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It probably means the latter, Jeanneee, you rebel you. ;)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:57:30 EST (#)
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Sage at this rate you will be on MVA within the next 6 months.
I'm not sure if this means you win at life or lose at life. Either way, I guess I'm just happy to add to the heat.
(That was my haiku. I don't count syllables because I'm a rebel.)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:56:24 EST (#)
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rorrim or messmind
Dutch odyessey, big kind heart
and looks like Lou Reed.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:56:02 EST (#)
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Apollo has coin
From big oil profit surges
Hides cash in his head
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:55:38 EST (#)
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* My bad, the "and" wasn't there before.
Malicious, scathing,
mocking, AND sardonic lot.
Can't we get along?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:54:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:42:14 EST (#)
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And in case anyone was wondering this is the crossword that I do every day at lunch http://www.uclick.com/client/gvi/fcx/ and yes, it does change daily.
Are you doing buckets tonight, bitch?
****************
Most likely.
And it's buskets, bitch.
You bowling? Roommie wants to.
Crossword nerd you are
"Here is my crossword, you guys!"
Copypasta'd link
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:52:18 EST (#)
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Hidden plays guitar
Like a dyslexic retard
"You're holding it wrong"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:51:39 EST (#)
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I will write one then, but a nice one.
I was banned for a few hours once. I think. I had to apply for a new code and stuff. I sent the most grovelling email though. Bart should post that crap.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:49:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:37:14 EST (#)
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Sorry sage, but this is all going to get mean. I am tired of Uber mean.
**********
Elementary, dear. Post a haiku and get on with it. You should post about how mean uberers can be to one another. For example:
Malicious, scathing,
mocking, sardonic lot.
Can't we get along?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:49:16 EST (#)
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Crystle's fatness reeks
Of old insecurity
"So much for Atkins"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:47:05 EST (#)
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all i said was, 'bart, please unban my account, a month seems sufficient. thanks.'
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:46:35 EST (#)
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Oathmeal FTW.
He may be a roid raging ginger gym rat with latent homosexual leanings, but he just pwned this post.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:46:16 EST (#)
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Inion 'shops penis
For a living it is true
Jaded man hater
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:45:45 EST (#)
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bret is a ginger
nuff said hahahahaha
hahahahaha
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:45:18 EST (#)
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bart would be insane to give you your account back
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:45:10 EST (#)
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Oathmeal's alters
sign of pathetic empty life
foul ginger monstrosity
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:44:46 EST (#)
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Muddy is ugly
Poor manual labor drone
But he is funnyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:44:33 EST (#)
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No, what did your email to him say?
I've even apologized to Bart...as I should have, but man...
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:43:41 EST (#)
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Sicosemen posts
Are sure to disgust us all
With gayness throughout
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:43:37 EST (#)
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the verification code email?
i don't remember. it was just the generic message that uber sends when you sign up for an account.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:43:12 EST (#)
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I've never been banned
You losers do it weekly
Pillow Biters, all
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:42:26 EST (#)
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Scourge is fat and dumb
A staple of ignorance
Doritos on shirt
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:42:14 EST (#)
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And in case anyone was wondering this is the crossword that I do every day at lunch http://www.uclick.com/client/gvi/fcx/ and yes, it does change daily.
Are you doing buckets tonight, bitch?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:41:02 EST (#)
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Bart is a loser
Epic in his apathy
"Unban Oathy plz!"
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:40:28 EST (#)
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What did it say, yo?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:39:26 EST (#)
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i don't know...i was only ever banned once and it was only for about 4 or 5 weeks.
i sent bart a one sentence email about halfway through that and asked if he'd unban my account. he ignored that. at the end of that five weeks i sent him another that said the exact same thing. he ignored that as well, but the next day he sent me a new verification code.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:38:24 EST (#)
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Orphelia births
More children than Zeus could have
Bun in the oven
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:38:23 EST (#)
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The Boshman is great
Kicking Earl Scruggs' ass
Light cigarette, nod
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:37:24 EST (#)
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For what Miss Sage lacks
In brains and literacy
She makes up in teeth
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:37:14 EST (#)
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Sorry sage, but this is all going to get mean. I am tired of Uber mean.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:35:24 EST (#)
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redskieslookfake, man
you must be oblivious
to your putrid stench
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:34:35 EST (#)
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Scourge, you're an expert. No, I'm not going to ask you how to cram two whoppers in my mouth at the same time, but how do you go about getting unbanned?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:34:29 EST (#)
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Scourge is a badass!
Look! Negative points he gives!
Intarwebs tough guy.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:33:46 EST (#)
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Don't worry, I failed at my haiku post as well :(
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85014
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:32:24 EST (#)
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i looked it up, the plural of haiku is haiku.
i feel so foolish.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:31:57 EST (#)
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oh, i'm sorry, i was (very generously) rating this post on its content.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:31:40 EST (#)
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Dumb as shit is he
Posturing pathetically
Annoying plague yes
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:30:25 EST (#)
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It's not about MY Haikus, Scourge. It's about YOURS.
Make a good one and stop bitching.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:30:00 EST (#)
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or is the plural of 'haiku' simply 'haiku'?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:29:18 EST (#)
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your haikus suck.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:24:49 EST (#)
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no.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:24:20 EST (#)
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I'll go with a previous entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110749
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:22:44 EST (#)
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no...its really not
***********
What's really not?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:23:51 EST (#)
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Also, FAIL!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:22:44 EST (#)
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no...its really not
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:18:26 EST (#)
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you still bubbling Simon?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:15:40 EST (#)
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Jake, I took her on a mini tour of my workplace.
Good to see your still sitting on my cock like a good bitch.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:15:28 EST (#)
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Bahahaha. Thanks a lot. I know I failed at my first fucking haiku on this post, but TECHNICALLY it was just the instructions. It doesnt HAVE to count. Although, I fully meant for it to.
I admit my failure as humbly as possible.
*weeps, shields self*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:15:04 EST (#)
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Fuck this bullshit, bitch.
Stick your haiku up your ass,
so damn high you choke.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:14:38 EST (#)
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His use of chloroform and roofies doesn't make him a chemist.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:14:13 EST (#)
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How does a haiku work again?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:13:46 EST (#)
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What? That's what he does. He tried to chloroform me last week. :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:12:39 EST (#)
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chemist?
HAH
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:12:26 EST (#)
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Yeah, whatever my fucking haiku fucking sucked. FUCK. It was only 6. What the fuck ever...-2die me.