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Submitted by muddy (View user info) at 2008-11-19 07:36:36 EST
I'm wondering how many of you are in therapy. I don't mean that to say that I think you should be in therapy I just mean how many of you see some sort of therapist be they psychologist, psychiatrist, witch doctor, gossip queen or what have you.
I've never been a fan of therapy; I think I'm old fashioned in the sense that I thought that discussion amongst friends, family, loved ones was all the therapy that was needed. When I was younger I used to call my mom, half way across the country, when I really needed a shoulder ....but listen....she's a mess so that doesn't work.
I'm not considering therapy because I'm sure of some dire problem but I think there is an opportunity for me to be a better person that I've yet to tap into.
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Music continues to amaze me. I went through a bad spell over the last few years where I was pretty sure music was dead. The idea that someone would come out with something that was new to me and interesting seemed to be fading but over the last year I think I've found some things that are not necessarily new but new to me.
So that is the question....give me 5 bands, musicians, or albums that you've found over the last year that were entirely new to you. It doesn't matter if it's something that everyone else already knew about....just what's new to you.
I'll start
Band - Witchcraft
Band- Kings of Leon
Band - Muse (who I previously did not like at all)
Band - Cold War Kids
Musician - Ray LaMontage
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I've often wondered what the next evolution of human will bring to the table....perhaps a Caffeine producing gland or skin with better resistance to the sun. I think evolution is scary because as we build things to make our lives easier....we could evolve into something weaker than our previous form and then who's going to take on the zombies when they come (and they will come).
Some Dutch Design student has put together some models of what she thought we might evolve into.
See if you can guess the adaptations from the pictures.
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Peace.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-20 03:26:34 EST (#)
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we would never evolve into those things. that is fucking retarded. they have nothing to do with the basis of evolution.
saying that a smoker will breed a kid with that cleft lip, or a music junkie would have the earbud shaped hole in his head, is like saying a dude with a gunshot wound in his chest will have a kid with a hole in his torso.
evolution says black people run faster than everybody else because the fastest guys caught the most food and lived longer, made more kids.
a caffeine gland would make sense.
but i do want to know what #2 was. i dont get the big shoulder. and #5: all the better to jerk off with? or video games?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-19 19:56:10 EST (#)
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Just..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzetc.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:49:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:52:45 PST (#)
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Ummm...sorry sage, but as you're not even in possession of as many working brain cells as simon I'm going to have to ask that you never address me again. One of that style of retard is all my fragile psyche can handle per lifetime and he was here first.
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Ha, that whole you being my favorite uberer thing is becoming one of those self-fulfilling prophecies.
Also take the compliment and don't point out that I'm not exactly using the term correctly.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-19 16:44:09 EST (#)
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I want to make a sound, no, make that a name for myself so I can play with the big boys on this site.
Can I please ride your coat-tails into some kind of fame?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:52:45 EST (#)
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Ummm...sorry sage, but as you're not even in possession of as many working brain cells as simon I'm going to have to ask that you never address me again. One of that style of retard is all my fragile psyche can handle per lifetime and he was here first.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:23:43 EST (#)
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*blinks*
Nuh uh...no I didn't!!!!!!!!!! I DID NOT!!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:17:36 EST (#)
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had to look up whackamole, below.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:08:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:06:02 EST (#)
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Somehow sage = whackamole in real life.
I'm not even kidding.
(or am I?)
Are you going to cry?
Please don't, be a big girl.
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*lower lip trembles*
*sniffs loudly*
*flicks away single tear*
*grabs whackamole hammer*
*walks to sicosemen's house*
*beats the FUCK out of him with said hammer*
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:06:02 EST (#)
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Somehow sage = whackamole in real life.
I'm not even kidding.
(or am I?)
Are you going to cry?
Please don't, be a big girl.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:03:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:53:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:33:14 EST (#)
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ok listen fools.....god hate me for this.....if anything Oathy is like Muddy ok or Oathy is like BAMF because he was here first.
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Dude are you asking me out?
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I might be, can you cook?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:02:33 EST (#)
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BUUUUUT...in the event that you ARE large, you should probably go for the Baked variety. Just sayin'.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 15:01:45 EST (#)
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Grab Cheetos, eat Cheetos, lick fingers, wipe on pants leg, repeat.
It's a simple process, Scourge.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:57:26 EST (#)
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I rarely get my panties knotted up but if you could hear a smile through typing then you'd say I'm happier than a 3 dollar bill at a rainbow parade.
For the record scourge < sico because sico =/= cheeto stained hand fatso.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:53:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:33:14 EST (#)
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ok listen fools.....god hate me for this.....if anything Oathy is like Muddy ok or Oathy is like BAMF because he was here first.
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Dude are you asking me out?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:49:52 EST (#)
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lol
scourge=sico
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:46:24 EST (#)
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The internets are serious business for teh Scourge!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:45:27 EST (#)
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listen pops, turn up the hearing aid....no one was talking to you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:42:36 EST (#)
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Unbelievably even GAYER now (below)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:33:14 EST (#)
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ok listen fools.....god hate me for this.....if anything Oathy is like Muddy ok or Oathy is like BAMF because he was here first.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:30:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:11:59 EST (#)
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scourge is hit or miss as far as whether his panties get all knotted over stuff.
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Just like Sico.
And Muddy really IS like Oathy.
Jeanneee FTW!!!!
As if I NEEDED another reason to love Jeanneee.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:22:17 EST (#)
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that was a wimpy crumpling threat.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:20:24 EST (#)
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ok cool
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:18:36 EST (#)
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Well, Jeanneee was right on with the Oathmeal comparison...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:14:49 EST (#)
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i'm not sure what BFS means but you're welcome
I knew you couldn't stay away once I mentioned your name
good old predictable hadley....quick say something about me and my wife
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:13:03 EST (#)
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Actually, I think you're an asshole because you're an asshole. But thanks for the BFS-style name drop.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:11:59 EST (#)
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scourge is hit or miss as far as whether his panties get all knotted over stuff.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:09:38 EST (#)
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Don't be like that scourge, I was just messing around. I thought it was OK to play like that with you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-19 14:03:24 EST (#)
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Five new music thingies.
1) Artist- White Rabbits (coupled with their album, "Fort Nightly")- saw them in concert with the Walkmen and Spoon.
2) Speaking of the Walkmen - Album - You & Me - AWESOME
3) Artist- Mates of State
4) Artist- Fleet Foxes
5) Artist- Electrelane
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:54:46 EST (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:52:39 EST (#)
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i...i...
wtf, jeanneee?
i just had to sit and think for a minute about which of the two of those mouth breathers i would rather be likened to and it really fucking hurt my brain in a bad way.
there's just no winning team.
fuck.
fuck you.
i have to go kill myself now.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:52:24 EST (#)
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10-4
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:43:04 EST (#)
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Sounds majorly gay (below)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:41:10 EST (#)
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nothing happened between scourge and I....this is called banter...although hadley thinks I'm an asshole because he's very sensitive.
I'm Oathy and scourge is sico......I don't know who got the raw end there but I'll say scourge do to Oathy's carnal knowledge
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:30:07 EST (#)
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Muddy what happened with you and scourge? I thought you two were uber BFF's. Y'all are like fatherly versions of Oathmeal and Sicosemen, which I know you probably think is me being mean, but I actually LIKE Oathy and Sico, so I'm really being nice.
BTW, you're Oathmeal and Scourge is Sico.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:26:50 EST (#)
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you are very welcome.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:23:05 EST (#)
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well geez I feel honored....thanks for gracing me with your presence and insight scrooge
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:21:04 EST (#)
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good song horrid video below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:43:46 EST (#)
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cySmUjQB05I&feature=related
I rather like these too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:28:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:25:30 EST (#)
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I MAKE my own porn...Usually, with female Uberers as co-stars.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:22:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:35:43 EST (#)
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Thom Yorke is a pasty, trendy little douchebag.
My band pix:
1 - Meshuggah (math metal)
2 - Leftfield (electronica band from the 90's I just discovered)
3 - Ulrich Schnauss (ambient/experimental electronica)
4 - Strapping Young Lad (do not even consider listening to them if you're not into crazy fast hate metal)
5 - 3OH!3 (progressive rock band out of Denver, CO with some very catchy tunes
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Leftfield was actually pretty good.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:21:52 EST (#)
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Who cares if that's where you get your porn? I knew you got it from SOMEONE here on uber but you never mentioned who (although 2 + 2 = 5, duh).
In any event, I want porn with a plot, not dirty boy jack off material. Not that there's anything WRONG with that...I just wanna break the seal with something a little less...I dont know...whatever...I want porn with a plot. Period.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:19:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 17:04:30 GMT (#)
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jesus christ....those brits must live some boring lives...you mention their country and they're on your post like stink on shit
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I'm always on a MWG's post like stink on shit.
In answer to your questions, I have tried therapy and think it is a waste of time.
New music - I tend to stick to stuff I have listened to for a while, I am too old for new music. However, I rather like Scouting For Girls, Seasick Steve and Hot Chip.
Finally, I have mentioned this before on Uber but I believe in years to come there will be little difference between the sexes. Girls and boys are becoming more androdgonus (spell?). It's nothing new boys today wearing make up and being all 'metro', neither is it girls shaving half their heads and wearing little or no make up, but the lines are certainly becoming more blurred as attitudes towards sexual stereotypes shift.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 12:05:42 EST (#)
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And fuck you for tapping into my porn source. You know why I continue to get porn from inion? It's because I send her nice thank you gifts that are random yet thoughtful.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:53:04 EST (#)
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I've never had therapy but I think it's a good gift to get yourself. It can only help you be a better, if slightly more self-involved, person in the long run.
I'm enjoying Kings of Leon too. I also really like Augustana, who I guess has recently emerged on the mainstream scene. MGMT is good too. I have pretty pedestrian music tastes. My current Pandora stations are Rihanna and the Shins.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:41:09 EST (#)
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Why did you leave out the MySpace page?
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:29:39 EST (#)
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Oh and I forgot to list the best band of all time!!
You can check out their website here:
http://www.thecliches.com
:D
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:27:05 EST (#)
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what is this....be nice to muddy day....SHlongy where is my -2....if you let this post finish above a +1.0 you should just quit ubersite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:15:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:35:43 EST (#)
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Thom Yorke is a pasty, trendy little douchebag.
My band pix:
1 - Meshuggah (math metal)
2 - Leftfield (electronica band from the 90's I just discovered)
3 - Ulrich Schnauss (ambient/experimental electronica)
4 - Strapping Young Lad (do not even consider listening to them if you're not into crazy fast hate metal)
5 - 3OH!3 (progressive rock band out of Denver, CO with some very catchy tunes)
You're a non-trendy fatass douchebag.
PS. SUCH HIP BANDS, TOO!
PSS. Kill yourself
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:05:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:40:05 EST (#)
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Send me porn too!!! :o)
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you've seriously misdirected that question.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-19 11:04:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:35:43 EST (#)
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Thom Yorke is a pasty, trendy little douchebag.
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you say that then list 5 bands, 2 of which sound exactly like everything else in their genre? at least he sounds different.
as for the post. i just borrow friend's cds and voila i have music. so, hmmm. in just the last year?
neutral milk hotel
longpigs
mates of state
david ford
rediscovering nick cave
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:56:49 EST (#)
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OMG I cant believe I forgot this band but they're fucking AMAZING too...Midlake. They're out of Denton, TX and their music is eerie and fucking weird and great all at the same time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:53:55 EST (#)
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I do too, Kaos, but the music makes up for it. Its the most unpleasant, whiny ass voice EVER but it is fitting and strangely enough I keep listening to it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:41:05 EST (#)
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Sage, you and I have VERY similar tastes in music. Except for Placebo... hate that guy's voice.
Muddy, due to what you listed, I recommend -
#1 - The National (what would happen if Johnny Cash were resurrected as a 22 year old with a rock band)
#2 - Murder By Death (a dirty, sexy alt-country band that features a chick on violin)
#3 - Silversun Pickups (low-fi guitars with heavy distortion and a classic sensibility)
#4 - The Afghan Whigs (Greg Dulli's 1st project back when he thought Motown could be channeled into a rock band)
#5 - Band Of Horses (awesome vocal harmonies and what Wilco wishes they could be...)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:40:05 EST (#)
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Send me porn too!!! :o)
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:38:17 EST (#)
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Someone, and I'm not going to mention any names, did an excessive amount of pointless reviewing here.
*queue insulted email explaining how they'll never interfere again and my reply to leave my playground*
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:37:41 EST (#)
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Inion...is it true you work for a porn mag? You should totally send me something that I can watch. Something with a plot. I'd let you pick it out for me and everything...it can be campy...I trust your taste. Would you be willing to help out a porn virgin like me out?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:32:55 EST (#)
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worrisome pictures. i predict slightly mutated people showing up in my nightmares soon.
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:21:00 EST (#)
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FUCK OFF I SAID YOU BAG!
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:20:40 EST (#)
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I said Fuck off!!
Submitted by DoYouBadly (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:20:04 EST (#)
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Fuck off!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 10:14:13 EST (#)
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Redskies out of left field with the Oathy hate!
I'm guessing you're pissy because your unibrow and pasty complexion are making you look uncommonly ugly this morning?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:58:55 EST (#)
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You're a cock Oathmeal. A complete and total one.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:37:15 EST (#)
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SAGE <3 WEEZY
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Haha! True story. I fell in love with him listening to Tha Carter III. Then I got my hands on Tha Carter II. Then I got The Drought is Over Part 4 and his album with Birdman entitled Like Father, Like Son.
His swagger, cadence, and way with words never cease to amaze me.
"And I'm still letting the money pile like Gomer"
~Weezy F. Baby
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:42:19 EST (#)
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Haha, hahaha. The Jesu album is Conqueror. One of the songs on it is called Silver. My bad.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:38:05 EST (#)
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Oh yeah! Sorry...I'll try not to keep doing this but I also like Jesu. They're fucking awesome. Their album "Silver" is mindblowingly beautiful.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:37:15 EST (#)
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SAGE <3 WEEZY
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:35:43 EST (#)
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Thom Yorke is a pasty, trendy little douchebag.
My band pix:
1 - Meshuggah (math metal)
2 - Leftfield (electronica band from the 90's I just discovered)
3 - Ulrich Schnauss (ambient/experimental electronica)
4 - Strapping Young Lad (do not even consider listening to them if you're not into crazy fast hate metal)
5 - 3OH!3 (progressive rock band out of Denver, CO with some very catchy tunes)
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:33:09 EST (#)
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PS: I'm in the market for a good shrink. I'm with Freud in that I believe talk therapy can be hugely beneficial. I do think writing can be therapeutic. I clean and listen to music when I'm stressed; typically I'll listen to rap. When I'm down I will go for a drive and listen to music. Also I'll talk to myself or rehash conversations I've had with people. I know talking to oneself sounds crazy, but crazy is as crazy does, I guess. :) I'll wear the title with pride.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:28:36 EST (#)
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OH yeah, I forgot to mention Isis. They're amazingly talented.
Thom Yorke's solo stuff is fucking gold, too.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:26:52 EST (#)
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I'd rather cut off my pinky (right one) than listen to Radiohead
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:25:40 EST (#)
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Hmmm.
Ok, well I love Cold War Kids. Kings of Leon--they're pretty alright. LOVE Muse. The rest I've never heard of.
My top 5 "therapy" rock bands (in no particular order) are:
1) Minus the Bear
2) Radiohead (duh)
3) Explosions in the Sky
4) Sigur Ros
4) Neutral Milk Hotel
5) Placebo
I also like Death Cab, Postal Service, The Six Parts Seven, The Arctic Monkeys, Modest Mouse, etc. I could go on but I'll spare you people.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:23:48 EST (#)
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hahahaha...touche
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:22:48 EST (#)
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OH HEY LOOK A MUDWHISTLE POSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:12:51 EST (#)
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pointless posting is the norm here is it not?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-19 09:08:43 EST (#)
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This reads like the typical every 3 week, 6 day, template muddy post.
They are always kind of pointless.
Anyway, I'll play.
Therapy is quite pointless because if you are able to realize you have a problem then you should be able to realize how to correct it. I also have a theory on current therapy. There really hasn't been any widely accepted new development in the field and the people getting paid to administer this therapy are just rehashing the ideas of their predecessors. Therefore I've come to the conclusion that if we are to believe we are advancing in problematic behavior so does the theory and some of the old stuff needs to be tossed and new theory developed.
Maybe I wrong.
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About 5 or 6 years ago I got into The Mars Volta.
Cold War Kids--We finally agree on something.
Savory James-- http://www.myspace.com/savoryjames It's a buddy's band but it grew on me.
RHCP--they continue to amaze me and while the band is nothing new the new music stays relevant.
Gnarls Barkley--somehow witnessing an accident is entertaining and they seemed to have gotten it right.
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#1-- a fugly tooth, perhaps to discourage douchbags from attraction. this one confuses me
#2 (which you didn't label)-- double jointed shoulder, probably for better maneuverability of the arm i.e. scratching the back, sports, etc.
#3-- split septum, better sense of smell
#4-- unisex look, gender masking
#5-- stronger lower half, perhaps for better mobility
#6-- double opposable thumb, for deeper anal penetration of course
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:50:41 EST (#)
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A therapist suggesting church?
you should have facepalmed him
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:49:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:46:59 GMT (#)
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My most recent therapist says I need to stop associating with anyone who uses substances. Including weed and beer. When I said "I don't know anyone who is completely sober" he said "Go to church" then I said "I'm an athiest" then he said "Well maybe church is really what you need".
So I stopped going.
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Sounds like your therapist needs a therapist.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:46:59 EST (#)
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My most recent therapist says I need to stop associating with anyone who uses substances. Including weed and beer. When I said "I don't know anyone who is completely sober" he said "Go to church" then I said "I'm an athiest" then he said "Well maybe church is really what you need".
So I stopped going.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:41:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 13:01:21 GMT (#)
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Hard to say about the next evolutionary step. It might be the extinction of the Y chromosome, meaning no more males, http://www.ubersite.com/m/116446.
If that's the case, we have 125,000 years to figure out how to counteract the deterioration of the Y chromosome in order to keep male/female reproduction, or figure out how to have female only reproduction which could be accomplished either through gene splicing or cloning.
If we can't figure it out, we may go extinct
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Its cool, because in two hundred and fifty years , life as we know it is threatened by the arrival of Evil. Only the fifth element can stop the Evil from extinguishing life, as it tries to do every five thousand years. Unfortunately, Evil will be assisted by Mr. Zorg, who seeks to profit from the chaos that Evil will bring, and his alien mercenaries.
But its ok , we just have to find a cosmic weapon.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:20:26 EST (#)
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Aslo 1, 2, and 6 are crazy-ugly.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:19:33 EST (#)
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The picture at the end of skeletor's link is her eating another human's face for sustenance.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-19 08:01:21 EST (#)
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Hard to say about the next evolutionary step. It might be the extinction of the Y chromosome, meaning no more males, http://www.ubersite.com/m/116446.
If that's the case, we have 125,000 years to figure out how to counteract the deterioration of the Y chromosome in order to keep male/female reproduction, or figure out how to have female only reproduction which could be accomplished either through gene splicing or cloning.
If we can't figure it out, we may go extinct.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:56:16 EST (#)
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#2 is odd because it doesn't seem logical.....they are calling it a shoulder holder or 3rd arm for such things as holding a phone to your ear....technically I guess handbag holder works too.
http://www.dezeen.com/2008/10/24/corpus-20-by-marcia-nolte/
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:53:51 EST (#)
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Didn't notice it was just 1 shoulder... I guess what indo said, handbag.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:53:02 EST (#)
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Circe nailed all but one
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:52:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:40:51 EST (#)
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That high-heeled foot is weirdness.
Um, I've never had any kind of therapy, I don't listen to music that isn't at least fifteen years old and the next stage of human evolution (I know this because I have achieved it already, sucka) is ribbing around the penis for added pleasure.
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You too eh?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:52:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:40:51 EST (#)
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That high-heeled foot is weirdness.
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I totally missed that and just saw one arm.
In the comment beloe I meant the ear hole is bigger for headphones to go in.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:51:27 EST (#)
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Cigarette or straw holder
Keeping bra straps up
Holding glasses in place
Better fit for mp3 headphones
Built in high heels
Text messaging
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:49:15 EST (#)
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I just got #3, ear bigger for headphones.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:48:35 EST (#)
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1-smoking,
2-purse??,
3-glasses,
4-pre-gelled hair? or just a uni-sex metro
5-I don't get the one arm
6-Is his misaligned eye and hand set up for a beer bottle opener?
For the record we arent; going to evolve anymore. I have heard the argument that we may become better able to healthily digest tran-fats or perservatives, but the thing is that most people have kids before these would kill us, and have already stopped having kids by the time it would. So people who have no problem with it won't have more kids.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:46:18 EST (#)
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I didn't get #3 either, I'll link the site after some more guesses.
#2 might not be what everyone things it is either
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:43:59 EST (#)
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I understood them all apart from no 3.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:42:53 EST (#)
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Those are some freaky pictures, but it would be nice to know what they were evolving to, since I could only tell the eyeglass evolution.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-19 07:40:51 EST (#)
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That high-heeled foot is weirdness.
Um, I've never had any kind of therapy, I don't listen to music that isn't at least fifteen years old and the next stage of human evolution (I know this because I have achieved it already, sucka) is ribbing around the penis for added pleasure.