Baby I'm amazed. (860 hits)
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Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-11-16 15:42:13 EST
I shit you not. Tomorrow (monday) will be two weeks. In that time, my broken clavical has healed itself.
I'm 40 fucking years old and my old bones heal that quick.
BIOLOGY FTW!!
User Reviews
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-20 10:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
crying baby below
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 04:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really needs to keep away from the drugs below. I mean, is it like your job or something?
Submitted by jakelangster (user info) at 2008-11-18 04:01:34 EST (#)
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Ahoy! I am the Uber police.
Watch me as I moan, groan and dish out punishment to those I feel that have wronged me !
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-17 18:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-17 14:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! That's amazing, thanks for sharing.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2008-11-17 13:21:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fantastic
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The name of the song is Maybe I'm Amazed.
You drunk yet today?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-17 12:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well I could have used your help Forensic. I had to rely on my ex a lot. She let me hang out at her house and chill on the sofa for several days, and help me take my shirt off and shit so I could shower.
She's a saint. God only knows why she put up with me when we were together.
Cos I'm a big fat dipshit.
Just ask anyone on Ubersite.
They'll tell you.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-17 11:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Excellent! And you didn't need me at all.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it will still be fragile for several more weeks, be easy on it
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-17 07:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
humourless cock below
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-17 07:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wee a lot when I'm drunk :o(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-17 04:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday.
+2 'cos the title is similar to a wings song I happen to like.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-11-16 22:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-11-16 21:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, bitch.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-16 20:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoo-fucking-pee. . .
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-16 19:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Drama? I guess.
Fuck you in the mouth?
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-16 19:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's always a drama in your life isn't there.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-16 16:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-16 16:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-16 15:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bike crash. Going to Ex's house. Long, long, long fucking story.
I like your tits.
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Hahahahahaha
That bump will go down in a year or two. I broke my clavicle playing softball. It didn't hurt too much until I sobered up. Then it hurt like a motherfucker.
Fuck it...have a +2 for making me laugh.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-11-16 16:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what do you mean? I love lumpy meaty bits.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-16 16:01:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. That was rude.
Still. I do like your tits. Or, at least, the cleavage you've shown here on Ubersite.
Take it as a compliment. It's meant as one.
:-)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-16 15:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bike crash. Going to Ex's house. Long, long, long fucking story.
I like your tits.
:-)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-16 15:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How on earth did you break that?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-16 15:48:58 EST (#)
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of course, there is a massive bump in my meat part between shoulder and neck. Bone sticking up. But that's just a battle scare to impress chicks with.
:-)
Except, all the chicks I know are grossed out by it.
:-(