Circe, Jeanneee, Shlongy, Bart, Method, jgreening, Inion, sicosemen, JonnyX, Kaelic ... Please read this. (794 hits)
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Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2008-11-14 19:20:54 EST
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-11 09:00:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
You've been threatening people on Ubersite with personal information for a while now. I don't see how you can be surprised or upset about this. How you could go on like you have the last few weeks, and now you're SURPRISED this happened, is beyond me.
It's like kicking a dog in the teeth, and then wondering why he bit your fucking balls off. You said some absolutely horrible things about Jeannee because she supposedly talked about your personal life, when you've already made it public. This is what I like to call Karma.
I don't condone this or what you did to Jeannee, but you're a deplorable person who uses the "I have nothing to live for" excuse to be a total piece of shit to everyone and this would have happened eventually.
Stop being such a fucking coward. Take responsibility for your actions. Don't use shit that's happened to you in the past as an excuse to be the asshole that you are now. Everyone's had bad shit happen to them, boo hoo, GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Man up, you fucking pussy, have some self-respect.
It's obvious that you DO have something to live for, or losing your job would mean fuckall to you and you wouldn't be apologizing to him. Jay exposed the veritable chink in your armor, so do yourself a favor, grow the fuck up, and try and get along with everyone.
I have a feeling that if you weren't such a fucking coward, we'd get along swimmingly.
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Wow.
What a mess this has all become.
The above review actually holds a lot of truth and I'd be a raving fool not to consider his advice. For all the headaches all of this has caused me, and after taking a long, hard look at what I've said to a few folks here in the past, the only real conclusion is that, well ...
Method's right.
In real life folks, you'd be surprised: I'm quite humble. I don't ever actively seek to hurt anyone and in fact, I'm quite the altruist when all is said and done.
Jeanneee, I'm sorry. What I typed was absolutely out-of-line and you didn't deserve that sort of embarassment. I'd be lying if I said I haven't lost sleep from the guilt I feel.
Circe, I'm sorry. I know I rubbed you the wrong way earlier on and, as the intelligent person you are, you can probably see why. Someone like you, so universally accepted and liked, makes someone like me *very* jealous.
Shlongy, I'm sorry. I went a bit too far with the stalkerish behavior and I can only ask for some sort of forgiveness.
Sicosemen, I'm sorry. Though we did kinda make amends I feel you still are owed some sort of apology from me. Might as well group you in here.
Jgreening, I'm sorry. When all is said and done, you're a lot like me. I know you wouldn't want to admit that but considering what I know about your issues and your views on things, it's safe to say we have a lot in common. I don't know that I'll ever understand why you did what you did but for what it's worth, I'm sorry, man.
Inion_de_trua, I'm sorry. I took your comment about philosophy majors and blew it way out of proportion by continuously slandering you, your occupation, your opinions and just about everything you stand for. I feel awful about it all and have for some time. Just about everything you've posited about my motivations for insulting and subjugating others is spot-on.
Bart, I'm sorry. This website isn't meant for shit like this and I really do feel bad for having caused such a stink. Whether you care or not is another issue, but you need to be apologized to like everyone else here does.
Method, I'm sorry. You stand at the precipice of notoriety/fame here on this site, so what better a target for my aspersions? Since day 1 I've sought to emulate you, your mannerisms, even your insults ... I've sought to gain some sort of status similar to yours, with obviously nonexistent results. You truly are a hilarious and bright guy and also, one deserving of a sincere apology.
JonnyX, I'm sorry. I don't know what made you want to turn around and start liking me but whatever it was, I thank you for that. You had every reason to continue on with your threats and dispersion of my personal info, but you stopped. Thank you.
Kaelic, I'm sorry. You actually are quite noble and worthy of admiration considering your compassion, worldview and honesty. Good luck with everything.
To anyone else I've hurt, slighted, insulted, caused pain, dejected, ran away, threatened, scoffed at or otherwise caused any sort of displeasure, I'm sorry.
I don't know what it was about that review Method, but you totally opened my eyes and I feel I'll never view things the same way again. In case any of you doubt my sincerity in all this, well ... that's your choice. All I can do is lay down my ego, my farce, my immmaturity and my account, and leave it up to you all to determine the outcome.
After I post this I'm going to be sending my username and password for the foster account and my alter hugafriend to Method.
What he chooses to do with them is completely up to him.
Will I be back? Probably. We all know what my trends are.
But you can rest assured, that when and if I ever return, I will certainly be a changed man with a completely altered sense of respect for all of you.
Thanks for reading this, and take care.
Bret
User Reviews
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2008-11-19 01:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:24:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2008-11-15 02:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Look what happens to this place when I don't poke my head around.
Well...nothing really. Same old shit actually. Carry on.
And hello Jeanneee
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Hi Drunky!!! I miss you!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-17 08:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-16 07:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-15 11:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this just doesnt get old.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2008-11-15 02:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Look what happens to this place when I don't poke my head around.
Well...nothing really. Same old shit actually. Carry on.
And hello Jeanneee
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-14 21:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh shut up
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-14 21:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT A FAG LOL WHAT A FAG
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-14 21:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAH
Someone is a bit pissy about this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/119787#2814349
I guess I should include '8 bit hero' in the title of my next "apology" post?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-14 21:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-14 21:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uber never forgets
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-14 20:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2. However, Jeannnneeeeee, method, et al are fucking dipshits. FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-14 20:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another resurrected post. Uber never forgets.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-11-14 20:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahha
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-11-14 19:52:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the--