The Great Struggles Of Our Hero (652 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-11-12 12:35:38 EST
Our mighty hero is placed before a daunting task. Finding the remote.
The goal: Power. Limitless control over what everyone else watches. With the well timed press of a button, our hero can ruin any major televised sporting event by switching to Lifetime. Our hero shall strike fear into the hearts of those trolls who watch Lifetime all day by changing the station to any major televised sporting event.
Search location: Under the breakroom couch. Even the greatest of heroes have been eaten by this fanged beast. The horrors which haunt every man's dreams at night pale in comparison to the untold evil and destruction caused by this cursed furnishing.
Not there.
Search location: Under the desks.
As our hero is under a desk looking for the remote, Lisa, his mildly attractive co-worker walks in and sits down. Our hero suddenly finds himself in the centre of hell, staring satan in the face. As the beast draws near, our hero prays that it shall back away, but alas.
Our hero must take sexual harassment classes.
The remote is still missing.
User Reviews
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-14 03:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:37:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you even relevant here any more?
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have you ever been relevant here?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-11-13 19:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-13 10:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you should get one of these...http://www.senioremporium.com/ProductImages/giftshop/giantremote.jpg
You'll never lose that fucker again.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its on my bed
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-13 06:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-13 10:39:34 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:01:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:37:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you even relevant here any more?
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So it turns out American's DON'T get irony.
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Ha.
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Hey steak. :)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-13 05:39:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:01:38 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:37:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you even relevant here any more?
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So it turns out American's DON'T get irony.
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Ha.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-11-13 05:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We support our Hero!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-13 04:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 17:37:54 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you even relevant here any more?
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So it turns out American's DON'T get irony.
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-11-12 18:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at first it seemed unoriginal, but then i saw what you were doing
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck linus.
He just is trying to be the new you.
We only have room for one porn loving mildly retarded yet insightful uber user.
You'll need to kill him, of course.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me and steak are completely different, or I'd like this post.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the inspiration for writing something of value? Seriously...we're writing about finding a remote?
I mean, it's well written, at least. Have some points!
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Why does everything have to have some sort of meaning? What's wrong with just getting on an anonymous internet forum and banging out some words just for the hell of it? Why can't peopole write about pens or remotes or smurfs or whatever the hell they want?
by the way steak, you're like a shitty, less-talented version of little sally.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck linus.
He just is trying to be the new you.
We only have room for one porn loving mildly retarded yet insightful uber user.
You'll need to kill him, of course.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://blog.commercialappeal.com/leslie/archives/steak.jpg
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now THIS is a struggle I can relate to...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoyed this.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is the inspiration for writing something of value? Seriously...we're writing about finding a remote?
I mean, it's well written, at least. Have some points!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If she is mildly attractive, then why is her vag Satan? Was she wearing a dress? Does your breakroom only have 2 channels? Where is that fucking remote?
I expect answers.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is anyone relevant here?
Do you even WANT to be?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you even relevant here any more?