Sage =/= Sico (3323 hits)
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Submitted by sage104 (View user info) at 2008-11-11 19:22:48 EST
I'm hoping this is readable. If not, I'll try again tomorrow or something.
The following set of camwhores is dedicated to:
a) All of those uberers that so desperately needed proof that I, Sage, am not Sico's alter.
b) All of those uberers that so desperately wondered whether or not Sico and I are friends in real life.
Enjoy!!!
*prepares for the -2NAMI*
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User Reviews
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-24 17:20:13 EST (#)
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btw lol
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 17:04:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:53:56 EST (#)
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How fucking nuts are you?
---Quite. Thanks for asking.
I didn't -2 all your posts; I don't give a shit what you post. In fact, I've seen worse (Director's public I"m going insane posts) I'm not you, I don't stalk around trying to be obnoxious. (-2 blah blah blah below...sound familiar? No, yeah, you've got amnesia not retardation.)
---This post was definitely an attempt to be obnoxious. I have no problem admitting this.
You sound like my ex..... I'm talking about THIS post being hitwhoring and you respond in kind with "But My OTHER UN-RELATED-IRRELEVANT-To-What-I-Just-Said POSTS ARRRRRRRREN'T"...
---I also admitted (both above and below) that this post was definitely a "hit-whore"-esque post. Look up, then down. See?
So you're obviously single cuz you can't suck a decent dick with those teeth.
---ROFLOL *sigh*
Kunt.
---Just LOL.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:53:56 EST (#)
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How fucking nuts are you?
I didn't -2 all your posts; I don't give a shit what you post. In fact, I've seen worse (Director's public I"m going insane posts) I'm not you, I don't stalk around trying to be obnoxious. (-2 blah blah blah below...sound familiar? No, yeah, you've got amnesia not retardation.)
You sound like my ex..... I'm talking about THIS post being hitwhoring and you respond in kind with "But My OTHER UN-RELATED-IRRELEVANT-To-What-I-Just-Said POSTS ARRRRRRRREN'T"...
So you're obviously single cuz you can't suck a decent dick with those teeth.
Kunt.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:29:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:38:35 EST (#)
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that and a short skirt will get you raped by a homeless black man
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Reading this made me LOL. I get hit on by black dudes alllllll the time...ask Sico.
Guess which percentage of the below is true:
I like my liquor like I like my men: strong, smooth, and dark.
Meh bwa aha laheialiahahahahahahahahahalolercoastercoppers.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:23:55 EST (#)
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THIS post was most definitely a hit-whore post, admittedly.
HOWEVER, other posts AREN'T attempts at hit-whoring.
Mind your own fucking business in any event, and stop trying to call me out or whatever. You dont even post so who the fuck are you to tell me what I can post?
Just shut the fuck up and stay the hell off my fucking posts if you don't like it. Seriously...get a fucking life. Don't click on Sage posts if you think they're attempts at hit-whoring.
Or, if it makes you feel better, go ahead and -2 bomb ALL of my posts ALL the time. It would be quite amusing for ME, personally, if you were to waste your time doing so in a weird, sick attempt to affect me somehow.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-24 16:08:01 EST (#)
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You're hitwhoring . End of story.
Yup, I'm a vagina because I don't have anything to say or write right now; so instead of posting inane drivel every day and basking in the attention from strangers online; I just............
Don't
Post.
You should think about it sometime, really.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:38:35 EST (#)
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that and a short skirt will get you raped by a homeless black man
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 13:23:18 EST (#)
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300 reviews now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-24 12:09:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:00:14 CST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:55:37 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that what you think is mean is just a misplaced emphasis on you whereas a simple, hair pull comment like stfu you fat cow isn't really an insult but rather a time to laugh at the mundane nature of the comment?
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Yeah, when people say I'm fat or ugly or something like that it's funny because I know it's not true (at least I dont think I'm ugly and I truly dont care if others think I am). But for things that are relative and more vague, like saying I'm annoying and not welcome, especially when coupled with ACTIONS that may suggest the same, it's NOT funny. I really do take stuff like that seriously. I'm sensitive regardless of the fact that I wish I wasn't. Whatever though...stuff like that is out of my control. You can't win 'em all.""
smells blood.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:36:42 EST (#)
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Ignorant fuck alter who is too fucking cowardly to write anything but -2 review bombs, below.
Submitted by wawawookie (user info) at 2008-11-24 10:16:11 EST (#)
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Wow, who gives a shit?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:00:29 EST (#)
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You've thrown in more than two cents, you've thrown in like 75, which coincidentally is your laundry mat money, bum.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 11:00:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:55:37 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that what you think is mean is just a misplaced emphasis on you whereas a simple, hair pull comment like stfu you fat cow isn't really an insult but rather a time to laugh at the mundane nature of the comment?
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Yeah, when people say I'm fat or ugly or something like that it's funny because I know it's not true (at least I dont think I'm ugly and I truly dont care if others think I am). But for things that are relative and more vague, like saying I'm annoying and not welcome, especially when coupled with ACTIONS that may suggest the same, it's NOT funny. I really do take stuff like that seriously. I'm sensitive regardless of the fact that I wish I wasn't. Whatever though...stuff like that is out of my control. You can't win 'em all.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:58:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:55:37 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that what you think is mean is just a misplaced emphasis on you whereas a simple, hair pull comment like stfu you fat cow isn't really an insult but rather a time to laugh at the mundane nature of the comment?
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we weren't talking about that stuff. i do that all the time. it's called giving your friends a hard time in the name of harmless fun. we were talking about other aspects of you. anyway, i said i was done, so now i need to shut up. i've thrown my two cents in.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:55:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:50:25 EST (#)
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eh, the truth is that sage seems like a genuinely nice person and despite my hardened exterior (which was chiseled from marble by the gods), i wouldn't want to see a nice person get hurt. it's really none of my business though and that is why i will never discuss this matter ever again.
done.
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Hahaha @ "chiseled from marble by the gods". That reminded me of something one of my other friends would have said (he's like a brother to Sico). He jokingly calls himself Adonis.
It's like the fucking Sahara here as far as green is concerned. I'm wondering if I'm going to end up with rage problems like Tigerlilly's husband?
Oh well.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:55:37 EST (#)
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Have you ever thought that what you think is mean is just a misplaced emphasis on you whereas a simple, hair pull comment like stfu you fat cow isn't really an insult but rather a time to laugh at the mundane nature of the comment?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:51:50 EST (#)
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Regardless of whether the below is religiously based or not, it's still the truth. At least in MY humble opinion. I could have said the same thing, paraphrased, and while it would have been pretty self evident that it was taken from the scriptures, the fact of the matter is that it really is better to treat people how you want to be treated.
The fact that I call myself "Sage" on here is admittedly pretty ironic, because I believe that I truly am FAR from wise. One thing that I realized the other day though, is that I'd rather NOT be wise in the ways of mean.
In that instance...in the instance that I suck at "comebacks" and mean little witticisms, I'd rather be ignorant. In that instance, at least for ME, ignorance really is bliss.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:50:25 EST (#)
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eh, the truth is that sage seems like a genuinely nice person and despite my hardened exterior (which was chiseled from marble by the gods), i wouldn't want to see a nice person get hurt. it's really none of my business though and that is why i will never discuss this matter ever again.
done.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:43:10 EST (#)
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That was quite lovely Sage. I suppose the meek might inherit the Earth after all...
Ah well, I hope your trust is not misplaced and you don't find yourself the subject of some malicious attack as well.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:40:56 EST (#)
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But first, have this. http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/state/all-a6_intern.6674910nov18,0,3376992.story
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:40:39 EST (#)
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Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkes
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:40:28 EST (#)
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And now, I'm going back to play...at work.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:40:12 EST (#)
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Stupid, below.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:38:49 EST (#)
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Truly FJ, it doesnt matter if it's mutual or not. But that has no bearing on whether or not I am going to be loyal to him. I am a loyal and nice person regardless of how I am treated.
I know the vast majority of you think the Bible is shite and irrelevant but to me, it isn't. And the applicable Bible verses in this situation are:
Romans 12:17-21
Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody. If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone. Do not take revenge, my friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: "It is mine to avenge; I will repay,"[d]says the Lord. On the contrary: "If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head." Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
Luke 6:27-36
But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you. "If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those who love them. And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that. And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' lend to 'sinners,' expecting to be repaid in full. But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.
The latter verse is taken from the Sermon on the Mount, and it goes on to say that we also shouldn't judge someone. I'm far from perfect; in all reality, we all are. Sico is no better or worse than I am. He is a human being and despite his actions and words he is no less deserving of mercy and grace than anyone else.
Call me stupid, but that's what I believe.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:38:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 15:36:23 GMT (#)
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You are the whinging faggot, Jake. Is it no surprise that you account for half the names on sicosemen's most recently reviewed list?
Get your shit together.
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Please Simon, with all the attention you give me, how can I do anything but occasionally send a comment in your direction? Consider it flattery you eloquent Italian you!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:36:23 EST (#)
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You are the whinging faggot, Jake. Is it no surprise that you account for half the names on sicosemen's most recently reviewed list?
Get your shit together.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:34:57 EST (#)
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Dear lord, you do whine though don't you sico?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:30:45 EST (#)
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Look at all the internet psychologists coming out to aid in the defense of poor, innocent sage. The level of dedication you guys have to trying sully my name more than I already have is pretty pathetic, even more so than my initial efforts in doing so. As evidenced by Rob Berg's dedication to dredging old posts from the depths of uber and trying to sway a friend in any direction is completely absurd.
These are the same people that want to meet you in a random, undisclosed, location to smoke pot.
These are the same people that come to uber for comfort when their brother died in a horrible accident. Berg, much like you I came here for some sort of solace but you take every opportunity to throw back in my face an obvious mistake.
These are the same people that have no original thought and because of that make it their duty to ride the latest assault on me in order to seem like they are liked here. Way to go and find your general sense of acceptability on a website with people you'll never interact with other than to take the occasional pot shot.
Sage takes everything on this site too literally for me to even begin discouraging what's to be listened to and what's not so enjoy yourselves, your intentions, and look in the mirror before you begin casting aspersions about me.
FJ...seriously, you aren't even relevant so your opinion is about as worthy as a mule shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:23:57 EST (#)
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I, on the other hand, think that Sico is a lovely fella. Witty, charming, slim faced and let us not forget oh so very Italian.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:19:37 EST (#)
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I'd be careful if I were you. Your loyalty is commendable but I would certainly question if it is mutual. You've seen what he's capable of doing to those he's supposedly 'close' with.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:14:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:48:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:30:34 CST (#)
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How can you honestly think that someone who decided this was a good idea:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109645
...is "a good dude"?
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True. Not sure how many "different sides" can make up for that level of fucktardary.
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seconded.
i'm not sure sico is deserving of your loyalty and that could blow up in your face, but hey, no one likes a nag so i'll shut up now. all i'm saying is he's made very strong indications that some of his worst qualities aren't just this internet persona act.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:09:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-18 10:07:29 EST (#)
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Get the fuck away from my shit, you boring, bland cunt. Jesus you have a hard time telling when you are not welcome!
Or, shut the fuck up and quit associating yourself with me.
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See? He's SUCH a good friend.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 09:56:21 EST (#)
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Meh, regardless of how dumb-ass or mean he is, I still gotta love him. He's my friend, after all, and I'm too loyal to just abandon that because of a stupid decision (or perhaps a SERIES of stupid decisions) he's made.
Seriously though that's pretty crazy, what he did. Lauren's really not that...well, I mean, she's...I mean...well, I THINK Sico can do better but if he likes her...what the fuck ever. It's none of my business, really.
Nice ladle, in any event. I'd probably burn or otherwise destroy it after THAT, though.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:48:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-18 01:30:34 CST (#)
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How can you honestly think that someone who decided this was a good idea:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109645
...is "a good dude"?
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True. Not sure how many "different sides" can make up for that level of fucktardary.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:44:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/113761#2606209
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 08:25:48 EST (#)
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Yikes. :(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-18 02:30:34 EST (#)
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How can you honestly think that someone who decided this was a good idea:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109645
...is "a good dude"?
I'm sure he's fun at parties though.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-18 00:08:34 EST (#)
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Ok people. Sico...he's an asshole, cunting, bitter bastard, bitch-ass, dyke-dick splooge guzzler, but I can say those things 'cause we're friends in real life and NOT just on the intarwebs. You people only know the internet persona, which, admittedly, is accurate, but it is only PART of the picture.
He's really, truly, a good dude.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-17 07:51:46 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/91211
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-11-15 07:15:25 EST (#)
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Hey Shiloh, it's Corinne. I'm pregnant.
Proof can be found at cob77.
Submitted by uncoordinated_ninja (user info) at 2008-11-13 23:55:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:16:36 EST (#)
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When someone brags on the internet as much as you do about how much trim they get or how much money they make, it's usually a good indicator that they barely make ends meet and hang out at redneck "$5 all you can drink" keggers. We've all seen the pigs you've fucked, unfortunately. Not much to be proud of there.
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Don't be a hater...pussy...
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:47:02 EST (#)
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Is blackberry Oathmeal? I can't keep track anymore.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:37:42 EST (#)
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Also, if you took anything I typed down below as seriousness than you are a bigger moron than I thought.
You shouldn't hide behind an alter to cast your aspersions, piss dick.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:33:06 EST (#)
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My my you get worked up. I do it for the entertainment and to rile you internet tough guys up.
Eat your soup and shut up, kid.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:16:36 EST (#)
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When someone brags on the internet as much as you do about how much trim they get or how much money they make, it's usually a good indicator that they barely make ends meet and hang out at redneck "$5 all you can drink" keggers. We've all seen the pigs you've fucked, unfortunately. Not much to be proud of there.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:12:34 EST (#)
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hahaha blackberry = no1 = oathy = hahaha
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:07:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:58:45 EST (#)
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No1, while that may be one of the meanest things someone has said (and yes, my feelings are crushed) I'm just wondering what evoked such hatred, disgust, etc. towards me?
Is it my cunning good looks, my remarkable word play, the fact that I get some stink on my hangdown, I nail hotter chicks than you, make waaaaay more money than you, have a cologne named after me, or what?
You could probably stand to enjoy yourself more if you spent less time hating me.
That's the last time I'll address you because I almost forgot who you were while typing this.
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Cunning good looks - Is that how you describe being a Shlongy lookalike? at any rate no.
Remarkable wordplay - Such as this remarkable example of linguistic superiority http://www.ubersite.com/m/119782#2814308? I think I can top that.
I nail hotter chicks than you - I've seen what you nailed, cock in a skank. And no, sorry junior, but I wouldn't even give the "chicks" you nail a second perusal.
make waaaaay more money than you - Hahahhaahhhahah, keep on dreaming.
have a cologne named after me - Yes, well, um, hmm. I don't have a cologne named after me. :*(. That must be it.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-13 17:01:42 EST (#)
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It's probably because you're a fat inbred wigger with the intellect of an Alaskan governor. You're not fooling anyone with your over-compensation, loser. It's quite apparent how subhuman you really are.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:58:45 EST (#)
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No1, while that may be one of the meanest things someone has said (and yes, my feelings are crushed) I'm just wondering what evoked such hatred, disgust, etc. towards me?
Is it my cunning good looks, my remarkable word play, the fact that I get some stink on my hangdown, I nail hotter chicks than you, make waaaaay more money than you, have a cologne named after me, or what?
You could probably stand to enjoy yourself more if you spent less time hating me.
That's the last time I'll address you because I almost forgot who you were while typing this.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:55:19 EST (#)
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Somebody keeps telling him that whores don't count, but I disagree. They count just fine. Strippers count too.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:55:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:03:39 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, you pretty much walked RIGHT into my little social experiment. In my last review of this post I actually had *waits for "how do YOU know" comments* but decided to take it out. I knew people would ask this question. Is it too much for people to believe that a man and woman (or any variant of the two depending on how you view Sico or I) can be just friends with no sexual involvement whatsoever? Seriously--it's not even like that
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I don't find it hard to believe a man and woman can be friends.
I do, however, find it hard to believe someone would bother to cross the street to spit on Sico, much less have a conversation.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:50:15 EST (#)
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LULZ! I think we should buy a whore for poor frank.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:48:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:46:55 EST (#)
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Wow, look at how cool sandman is pulling on sage's pigtails.
I think you have a repressed anger issue because when you look in the mirror then look at sage you realize that she'd never give you the time of day or know what it's like to get laid by someone like her....and I only give her a 6 or a 7.
Why don't you get off the internet and you and your friend frankthebear can investigate this shit called vagina?
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You know frank would never be able to handle getting pussy. That's just mean.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:46:55 EST (#)
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Wow, look at how cool sandman is pulling on sage's pigtails.
I think you have a repressed anger issue because when you look in the mirror then look at sage you realize that she'd never give you the time of day or know what it's like to get laid by someone like her....and I only give her a 6 or a 7.
Why don't you get off the internet and you and your friend frankthebear can investigate this shit called vagina?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:39:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:03:39 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, you pretty much walked RIGHT into my little social experiment. In my last review of this post I actually had *waits for "how do YOU know" comments* but decided to take it out. I knew people would ask this question. Is it too much for people to believe that a man and woman (or any variant of the two depending on how you view Sico or I) can be just friends with no sexual involvement whatsoever? Seriously--it's not even like that.
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REALLY?!?!?!? A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT?!?!?!?!? YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENCE!!!!
Why does every stupid whore claim she is performing a 'Social Experiment'? Sage, you are about as deep as every other college fucktard when they 'discover' Sam Adams beer.
Everything you've said has convinced me that you are about as deep as a dinner plate. Luckily for you, that's still enough to drown an infant- I doubt anybody you associate with is much smarter than that.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:33:47 EST (#)
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I didn't know I could get all of the diseases jealous blackberry listed from anal sex with men.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:05:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 16:03:39 EST (#)
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Hahahaha, you pretty much walked RIGHT into my little social experiment. In my last review of this post I actually had *waits for "how do YOU know" comments* but decided to take it out. I knew people would ask this question. Is it too much for people to believe that a man and woman (or any variant of the two depending on how you view Sico or I) can be just friends with no sexual involvement whatsoever? Seriously--it's not even like that.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:10:45 EST (#)
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Of course she fucked him. She's in denial, especially because she hasn't bothered getting tested yet.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:08:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:04:40 EST (#)
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Just 'cause Sico gets a lot of "trim" or "cutty" doesn't mean that he's diseased.
Good Christ...you people are so judgmental.
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Dear lord. Take your mouth off of his dick you little twit. You fucked him, didn't you? Just admit it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:05:50 EST (#)
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read read read
"...solely responsible for drnken facial"
VOMS
"...expressions"
Oh...thats not so bad
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 15:04:40 EST (#)
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Just 'cause Sico gets a lot of "trim" or "cutty" doesn't mean that he's diseased.
Good Christ...you people are so judgmental.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-13 14:51:48 EST (#)
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Let's answer that question with a multiple choice, shall we?
A) AIDS
B) Gonorrhea
C) Syphillis
D) Chlamydia
F) All of the above
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 14:28:35 EST (#)
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Awww...Sico, why is your penis dying?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 13:45:58 EST (#)
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Jeanneee, I want to watch you giving CPR to my dying penis. If you do that then I'll fight myself.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-13 12:57:13 EST (#)
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Sico I want to watch you fight yourself, Tyler Durden style. Make it happen.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 12:17:31 EST (#)
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(uber person 1): Tell (uber person 2) I have no intentionof wasting my time fighting him, but the last guy I fought was worse off than a broken nose. Try four ribs and a femur.
And I'm not joking when I say that.
se
(uber person 2): I personally might feel guilty about administering paralysis to him.
HAHAHAHAAH
AHAHHAHAHAAH
That is such dramatized nonsense it's making me want to fight MYSELF
That's 100% laughable and I know now that he's completely bullshitting.
NO ONE breaks another man's FEMUR in a fight.
NO ONE.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-13 12:05:50 EST (#)
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Oathmeal camwhore! http://skp36.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/retard.jpg.w300h341.jpg
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:35:44 EST (#)
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AND what have we learned here?
Sico has horrible taste in hats...
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-13 09:07:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-11-13 00:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-11-12 23:35:18 EST (#)
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you have funny teeth :)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-11-12 23:23:55 EST (#)
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TELL ME, MORE, WAS IT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
(doo, doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo.)
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-11-12 23:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she's not a tramp!
her name is ... judy.
(that's a nice name.)
yes, she's a nice girl.
big deal; did you get in her pants?
she's not that kind of a girl, booger!
why, did she have a penis?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-11-12 20:29:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you make the choice between paper or plastic too easy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:07:37 EST (#)
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I'm going to take a nap, all this internet bullying is making me sleepy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:05:57 EST (#)
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Just kidding Sico, I think you're very intelligence!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:05:08 EST (#)
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lol look at Sico trying to form complete sentences, it's so cute!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:01:11 EST (#)
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At least I can use mine, you old man who sits on phone books just to be relevant at the dinner table.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently, he got the family shlong, too...sadly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:54:33 EST (#)
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Or moron, whatever word you used. Either way, you should be supportive of Sico, he's got the family nose after all.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:52:54 EST (#)
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Now now shlongy, there's no need to call your own son an idiot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and Shlongy makes 6.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Any way you want to look at it, Jack's "typical day" surely beats the shit out of the "day" the 5 morons had here camping on this shit post, now, doesn't it?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:34:48 EST (#)
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A typical day in the life of Jack McCallum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3hl3hSa1lc
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:33:58 EST (#)
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I wonder if the mysterious "chafing" is a form of mange...hmmmm.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:23:51 EST (#)
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Legend has it that Jack used to get caught masturbating to "Heathcliff" and "Garfield" when he was a kid and was even sent home from school. All was fine until Jack discovered LOLCats and has ever since developed a mystery penis "chafing" issue.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:20:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:02:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:26:17 EST (#)
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40 Year Old Virgin is a fucking awesome movie.
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Isn't that the biopic about that published author Jack McCallum?
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if it's not, he was the inspiration for it at the very least. they just changed Jack's cat collection to an action figure collection for the movie.
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Tsk. Why do directors always feel the need to change things around, when the story is already fine to begin with. Like an action figure collection is any more pathetic then hoarding catnip and housing a harem of feline mistresses.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:17:40 EST (#)
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I'd also throw a twenty on it that he tells all of his co workers about all the "pussy" he gets.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:17:12 EST (#)
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Nevermind chasing the cats, Jack is often doubled over hacking himself, trying to clear out that hairball from his last intimate encounter with Mrs Fluffy.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:17:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now, so I'm going to go back to work.
The answer to the question:
24 x 24 x 4 = 2304 / 1728 (conversion rate for cu. inches to cu. ft.) = 1.333 cu. ft molded piece.
1393 / 454 (conversion for grams to pounds) = 3.068 pounds.
3.068 lbs. / 1.333 = ~ 2.3 PCF
RAINMAN LIVES!
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Who the fuck cares? You're not even worth a decent insult.
YOU STINK!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:16:59 EST (#)
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you guys shouldn't pick on jack, he's a published author like the great kaos king
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:14:56 EST (#)
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ahahahahahaha
oh man, making fun of people always makes me feel better about myself even if i am already really awesome.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:13:38 EST (#)
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I somehow picture him chasing after his hacking cats in order to get that "perfect" hairball to place on his mantle of catness.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:09:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:07:57 EST (#)
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meahahaaha the thought of Jack's cat as a collection has me in stitches.
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his apartment is also sometimes referred to as his "cat harem".
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show us your cunt
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meahahaaha the thought of Jack's cat as a collection has me in stitches.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 15:02:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
40 Year Old Virgin is a fucking awesome movie.
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Isn't that the biopic about that published author Jack McCallum?
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if it's not, he was the inspiration for it at the very least. they just changed Jack's cat collection to an action figure collection for the movie.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
40 Year Old Virgin is a fucking awesome movie.
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Isn't that the biopic about that published author Jack McCallum?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:41:33 EST (#)
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Truly I enjoy reading the quality posts on ubersite. But the crap is equally fun, especially when it yields heat and controversy.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:32:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:09:35 EST (#)
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Where is the inspiration for writing something of value? Seriously...we're writing about finding a remote?
I mean, it's well written, at least. Have some points!
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why write something of value when you can post total crap and get 200+ reviews?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, CUNTRESS!
I'm kind of hoping that Blackberry is sage's alter. It would make sense amd be fun but I fear that she's not smart enough to pull that off :) I kid.
He invited me but I knew you were going to be there so I opted out of it. Kidding again, I was beat from the drive back from PA.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:31:23 EST (#)
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Dont panice but a seagull has just flown into my room,ummm, shit.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:30:23 EST (#)
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It really, really is. So is Wedding Crashers.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:26:17 EST (#)
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40 Year Old Virgin is a fucking awesome movie.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is a sort of sick desperation in your smile.
Do you do alot of coke?
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I drink a lot of Coca Cola, but I've never done coke or any other drug besides smoking weed in my life. Actually that's a lie...I smoked hash on Sunday.
Sico...Leo's was the fucking BOMB. You missed out. We smoked some nice ass bud, they made this bomb chili and then the girls made a cake and 2 different kinds of cookies. AND we were watching football.
PS: Hadley...I *just* watched "40 Year Old Virgin" on Friday for the first time, so it was sort of relevant. So you shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:11:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 19:08:53 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
there is a sort of sick desperation in your smile.
Do you do alot of coke?
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No, but im sure he does lots of poppers.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there is a sort of sick desperation in your smile.
Do you do alot of coke?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:51:53 EST (#)
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"do boobs really feel like bags of sand?"
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you even smirked at that, you two deserve each other.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now, so I'm going to go back to work.
The answer to the question:
24 x 24 x 4 = 2304 / 1728 (conversion rate for cu. inches to cu. ft.) = 1.333 cu. ft molded piece.
1393 / 454 (conversion for grams to pounds) = 3.068 pounds.
3.068 lbs. / 1.333 = ~ 2.3 PCF
RAINMAN LIVES!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:41:32 EST (#)
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Attacking someone better than you is the first sign of jealousy.
I'd quit trying altogether and fail to breathe if I were you. Just saying.
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Speaking of Bubba-level humor....
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't suck up to me now, faggolot
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 14:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a great relief this isn't real life, does that mean me wanking over photos of Lungfish in his all in one suit wasn't real? phew
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:56:36 EST (#)
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by the way, this made me shed a tear:
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:38:55 EST (#)
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I have never had any real problem with sicosemen
we both do our thing here...this isn't real life
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:51:53 EST (#)
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"do boobs really feel like bags of sand?"
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:51:19 EST (#)
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Neat, now I'm getting researched.
How uncaring of you for a... what was it again? Oh yes, a hobgoblin, etc. etc.
Keep showing how much you are unaffected by me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:48:10 EST (#)
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well i stand corrected. i guess you can't be "pwn3d" if you're satisfied with your lot in life.
carry on.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I hear that one side effect of the AIDS cocktail is the effect on temperament, so I'm not surprised at how calm and collected you are at all.
Something to do with incredibly low levels of testosterone, I believe, which, judging by the size of your penis which I came across pictures of yesterday, that sounds about right.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:45:11 EST (#)
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Yeah, I'm so pwnd hidden, so pw3ne3d indeed at a zero fact fit of rage and jealousy.
ha! wow, I really got zinged there.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:43:35 EST (#)
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Also, keep responding. That's what I really want any way. It's really quite a shame that I can get you all worked up so easily from a 30 second piece of writing and a picture of myself that I didn't even post.
Any other jabs you'd like to take or would you like to insinuate something you know zero about again?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:42:03 EST (#)
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I think you plagiarized that review btw gashface
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:41:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jealous of you? You're barely intelligible most of the time, you're a drunk, you have what I'm sure amounts to a plethora of communicable diseases, you have the physique of a hobgoblin, zero ambition, zero qualifications outside of janitorial duties, and a Rainman-like ability to memorize mathematical formulas which you then spew out your flimsy bird lips in an attempt to convince people that you don't have the equivalent IQ of a Bonobo.
Yes, I'm incredibly jealous of you.
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bahahahahahahaha
this is why they made up the phrase "pwn3d".
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Attacking someone better than you is the first sign of jealousy.
I'd quit trying altogether and fail to breathe if I were you. Just saying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
seeee men do get PMT
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jealous of you? You're barely intelligible most of the time, you're a drunk, you have what I'm sure amounts to a plethora of communicable diseases, you have the physique of a hobgoblin, zero ambition, zero qualifications outside of janitorial duties, and a Rainman-like ability to memorize mathematical formulas which you then spew out your flimsy bird lips in an attempt to convince people that you don't have the equivalent IQ of a Bonobo.
Yes, I'm incredibly jealous of you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL@FJ
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and as for "what is sex like?" why, what are yahoo questions for?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:37:51 EST (#)
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Red, I'm not trying to be mean but you are on par with bubba in the "funny" department.
Hurling 3rd grade insults is only funny when you say something original.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:35:59 EST (#)
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I wish I saw as much twat as Sico. All he has to do is look in the mirror. The fatfaced cunt
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:35:16 EST (#)
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Wow, blackberry just made it entirely possible to see jealousy through ascii. Way to go, sport.
And don't worry, I get that you're not smart enough to figure it out so I'll just tell you that the question was directed towards everyone but you, okay feller?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You do realize, by confirming that you know sico, people here can relatively easily figure out who you are.
But that isn't my department.
Although I wish it was.
It seems to be a fun one.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear lord, I can't even begin to comprehend what a loser you are. Seriously. I would be very embarassed to be you, you whingy fuck.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That pseudo-intellectual bullshit may work on some of the local yokels in whatever podunk redneck town you're currently in, but I'm pretty sure that it's glaringly obvious to 98% of this online community that your veiled attempt at looking intelligent by copying and pasting from wikipedia or pasting some mathematical formulas, as you usually do, just makes you look even more like the neanderthal that you are.
You're that guy that supposedly works in a lab, which automatically qualifies you as more intelligent than most people, right? You annoy me. Go stick your dick in another diseased, tattered twat and kill yourself slowly.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no herpes and Redskies is a fag. Do not bond with the faggots of uber. It will do nothing but get you unwanted emails asking sexual questions like "what is sex like?" and "if we were closer would consider meeting me or dating me?" and "what does a 'real' vagina look, smell, taste like?" and my all time favorite "do boobs really feel like bags of sand?"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:32:12 EST (#)
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the answer is -2 of course
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:30:47 EST (#)
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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
eleventyone?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:30:23 EST (#)
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same error as the Mars probe below
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:28:30 EST (#)
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Hartman that wasn't directed at you.
To answer your question I used to live close to the Poconos but have since relocated to Richmond...again.
And since I'm bored I'll +2 10 posts for the first person who can answer this math question:
If I molded a part in a 24" x 24" x 4" box and it came out weighing 1393(g) then what is the density in pounds per cubic foot (PCF)?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He looks so much like Shlongy it's RIDICULOUS.
ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT. I QUIT UBERSITE.
I don't need to stick around and get insulted like this...I have better things to do.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:27:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:19:24 EST (#)
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ummmm no, its just a question.
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To answer your question Sgt, he doesn't live in the Poconos.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:26:05 EST (#)
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Although I gotta say Sico, Redskies and I bonded over our mutual love for Radiohead and Thom Yorke.
See? He doesn't even -2 me anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This piece of shit is still up and running?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't even fathom how many times you've uttered the phrase, "Thank god for penicillin"
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penicillin doesn't help herpes. sorry, sico.
=*(
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:12:17 EST (#)
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Sage, bring your camera to BL tonight. After we get drunk, we'll go back to my house, get high and make a sign that has Uber in it and we can post it tomorrow or whenever so that poor Redskies can SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS GOD DAMNED POST!
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Deal. :)
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't even fathom how many times you've uttered the phrase, "Thank god for penicillin"
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmm no, its just a question.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:16:34 EST (#)
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Wow, does that pass for humor across the way?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:15:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:12:17 EST (#)
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Sage, bring your camera to BL tonight. After we get drunk, we'll go back to my house, get high and make a sign that has Uber in it and we can post it tomorrow or whenever so that poor Redskies can SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS GOD DAMNED POST!
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hey waldo, dont you live in the poconos?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:15:24 EST (#)
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i'd rather you took a picture of 'Sage' looking at that scourge post where you are drooling over hilarity ensues.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:12:17 EST (#)
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Sage, bring your camera to BL tonight. After we get drunk, we'll go back to my house, get high and make a sign that has Uber in it and we can post it tomorrow or whenever so that poor Redskies can SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THIS GOD DAMNED POST!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, I shaved MY beard last night and it was 8 weeks old, to the date.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:07:33 EST (#)
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Sico has fans? Who, pray tell? And you don't count sage, you're still quite probably some girl that he has taken pictures of and posted on the Internet without her consent.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:06:03 EST (#)
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In my personal opinion I think I look like a combination of her and The Waitress.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 13:04:55 EST (#)
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i wanna bang Sweet Dee bigtime.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:59:21 EST (#)
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I've been told I look like The Waitress from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Her name in real life is Mary Elizabeth Ellis. Her and Hilary Duff are common ones I've heard.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:59:13 EST (#)
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I've been growing the beard about a month...I'm going for Grizzly Adams
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:57:04 EST (#)
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people tell me i look like Brad Pitt ALL the time.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:56:22 EST (#)
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Hmmm I vote that you look like Rob Dyrdek or whatever the hell his name is, mixed with a little Eminem. That's now. In 20 or so years you'll look like Shlongy.
You look nothing like jaypig or Matthew McConaughey or whatever the hell his name is.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:51:17 EST (#)
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also, I do believe hidden is dense if he couldn't read that I don't come back here to "please fans" or anyone and that while maybe "fans" was a poor word choice I do have people that enjoy my presence.
It's okay, it took me a while to read contextually too and I might even write gooder one day.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:49:58 EST (#)
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make up your fucking minds.
do i look like shlongy, jaypig, matthew mcconaghey, or rob dyrdek?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because Sico has 'fans' doesn't mean we have to accept this buttered up tart by proxy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:46:44 EST (#)
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He looks so much like Shlongy it's RIDICULOUS.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:39:53 EST (#)
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Hi Sico!
Hi everyone else!
:)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:39:36 EST (#)
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well, i guess you have to please your "fans", huh?
carry on.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:38:55 EST (#)
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I have never had any real problem with sicosemen
we both do our thing here...this isn't real life
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
****don't stay ^away
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, hidden, and your infinite wisdom how ridiculously silly of me to enjoy wasting time at work, like many others on here! How utterly stupid of me to come back to something *I* enjoy despite what others do here!
Really, are you that dense that you can't see the reason I come back is for me and the reason I don't stay is for me, not to please the masses? Honest question.
Here's another thought: I'll agree that it's a majority rule that I'm not revered in the esteemed light that other search but that doesn't apply to EVERY one. Believe it or not I have a few fans left, hence the reason that I don't get kicked off the front page every time I post something so moot as a camwhore.
It's the drama of it all that keeps you guys coming with your insults and I'm quite practiced at generating heat.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I only complain because it's fun to do...I'm an alter myself
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 12:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are retarded. if you care so much about someone being an alter, then ignore that user. it's a simple, adult, mature solution.
obviously you complainers enjoy the drama. we wouldn't have alters if you didn't pay attention to the ones that exist. also, those that get banned and keep coming back (ie, sico, oathmeal) have issues. i've been banned at forums when i was younger and a lot more immature for being a dick and i just moved on. it really says something about the mental state of a person when they keep coming back to a place they are obviously not welcome.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This really didn't help my opinion of you
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:41:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I suppose, okay. Quickest alter outing EVER. I didn't even get to decide if I was going to use him for good or evil...
*sighs*
*masturbates*
*sighs*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, you douche
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Me?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
banjo has a point
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you not just fucked it up?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:30:30 GMT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't I get it verified once I have the password?
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If you can get it verified then why not just make up a new account with a name that you like?
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*blinks*
Because I like THAT name.
Oh, what's the point. I'd probably just fuck it up within a day. I don't have the concentration to run an alter.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't I get it verified once I have the password?
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If you can get it verified then why not just make up a new account with a name that you like?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico and Sage the new Myra Hindley and Ian Brady.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't I get it verified once I have the password?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha...gym queen
i find that funny
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FJ, I know how much you love tits!
they are ample, in the Double D range.
for some reason I smiled typing that ;-P
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also can one of you geniuses hack or purchase or guess or whatever it is you do the password for http://www.ubersite.com/u/whydodudeshavenipples and email it to fjbell.at.easy.com?
Kthxbai
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That account probably hasn't ever been verified. If you have the password it's still useless to you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley are you so fat and miserable that the only jab you can afford me has to do with the order in which I typed my acronyms for Internet Protocol/Transfer Control Protocol?
I swear to god you put your IT knowledge on a fucking pedestal. It's sickening, and your life is a hallmark example of why people need SUNLIGHT to keep from morphing into useless, gelatinous mounds of cellulose like you.
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Says the bloated gym queen with 20 pounds on me...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:25:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck with that Hartmann.
What's the missus like?
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the missus is a truly wonderful girl, hard working, and thoughtful in ways that are beyond me...
I dont know what she's thinking really...
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That's all very well and good, but what are her TITS like?!
;o)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also can one of you geniuses hack or purchase or guess or whatever it is you do the password for http://www.ubersite.com/u/whydodudeshavenipples and email it to fjbell.at.easy.com?
Kthxbai
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck with that Hartmann.
What's the missus like?
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the missus is a truly wonderful girl, hard working, and thoughtful in ways that are beyond me...
I dont know what she's thinking really...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no need to get so riled up chaps...its just a website so how much of a loser you look like isn't all that important...calm down
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't understand why you people constantly come back to a place where you're not welcome.
To be fair I find it all quite amusing, so keep up the good work.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Also, Brd_nkd, you make me laugh at your constant berating of me when you in fact are a horribly disgusting person to look at. You're the type that stands over in the corner of the bar with your nerdy, ugly friends looking at me and asking yourselves "how in the fuck is he scoring that?"
Before you point fingers and make your snide remarks I think you should take a long look in the mirror and see yourself the fat, ugly guy, that has an "awkward" time meeting women.
Shalom. "
hahaha that shit's funny. you have absolutely no idea of what you speak.
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley are you so fat and miserable that the only jab you can afford me has to do with the order in which I typed my acronyms for Internet Protocol/Transfer Control Protocol?
I swear to god you put your IT knowledge on a fucking pedestal. It's sickening, and your life is a hallmark example of why people need SUNLIGHT to keep from morphing into useless, gelatinous mounds of cellulose like you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 16:14:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't change accounts, I just wait for one to get banned.
I'm serious now. If any one can tell me why I've been banned half the time I'd like to know...you know, other than bart doesn't like me or want me here :(
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There must be reasons why you get banned it cant just be wrong place wrong time or mistaken identity. You are the only person who will know what you have done and , as you say, bart.
You cant have no idea??
Maybe you get picked on and other people get away with it, but its like the naughty kid at school. Once you get a reputation its hard to shake.
Or maybe your just a cunt? I dont know.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is no proof. So you posted some pics of you (sico) with a girl you probably tried to sleep with once, she found out you had a tiny cock and made a quick get away. You've stalked her ever since, she now has a restraining order and for you to get your final kicks you've decided to plaster her picture all over ubersite.
Get over it, she aint coming back.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:16:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, just to point out the wishy washy mentality on uber, it was said the other day when Tinkerbell had camwhored that the place we were in was second rate, of poor standards, and blah blah blah.
Now, the same place, is a "pretty nice place."
Oh, I know, it must be all the experts in crown molding that led us to this stark realization.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, ok, so I'm OathMeal, whatever.
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of these allegations that I (and/or sico) have paid money to people in India to source Ubersite accounts.
That post that Assh0ly put up with a mock-up Kajiji ad soliciting for Ubersite accounts was 100% contrived. It was bullshit, and somehow my name got tied to it.
I HAVE NEVER PAID ANYONE FOR A GODDAMNED ACCOUNT on this fucking site, and my methods for getting them will remain a secret even to my bestest uber compatriots!
(no, sico, the account phishing method has been phased out...old hat, you see)
The fact of the matter is that anyone with at least a little knowledge of IP/TCP can figure out how to make any request for an Ubersite account seem authentic. It has mostly to do with randomizing the IP signature that Bart's filtering mechanism searches for in it's effort to screen out 'alters'.
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You are so knowledgeable. Please, spew some more buzzwords that don't apply in a vain attempt to make yourself seem smarter.
If you're going through all that effort (assuming you even know what you just said...and that would be a miracle because you call it IP/TCP and no one with even half a clue reverses that order so eloquently), you should be able to do it the easy way: Tor.
Now shut up, gingersock.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't change accounts, I just wait for one to get banned.
I'm serious now. If any one can tell me why I've been banned half the time I'd like to know...you know, other than bart doesn't like me or want me here :(
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He banned myshit and the only thing I did recently was minus two his shit post about halloween
Banjo or Jake probably cried to him.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good luck with that Hartmann.
What's the missus like?
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't change accounts, I just wait for one to get banned.
I'm serious now. If any one can tell me why I've been banned half the time I'd like to know...you know, other than bart doesn't like me or want me here :(
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by masterretard (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
>ginger fart<
"...But keep thinking I'm THAT much of a loser."
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I don't think anyone will have much of a problem with that, pumpkincrotch.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PUMPKINCROTCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PUMPKINCROTCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Berg you rule. Guess who's getting married in t-minus 3 days.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Changing accounts all the time is childish.
'myshit, Beano312003 - Both banned :o('
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by masterretard (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
>ginger fart<
"...But keep thinking I'm THAT much of a loser."
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I don't think anyone will have much of a problem with that, pumpkincrotch.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:32:29 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many extra teeth do you have
and why is the wigger drinking a 40
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The answer is found in the question.
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It was a deuce deuce of some beer called Taj Mahal.
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hahahahahahaha...either way you're drinking beer out of a big bottle in a paper bag like I did when I was 16....way to go chumpy
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Right, because how you drink it is the real deciding factor in why you get beer....way to go cool kid8563!
Submitted by masteruser (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are two things I'm fairly certain of...
1)this girl pictured, whatever her name is, revolves somewhere in simon's world and he must have something on her to get her to participate. keep in mind that he's paid for alter accounts.
2) This sage account is shared either between simon and this woman or simon and someone else because they rate over top of one another with conflicting styles and responses
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Yea, ok, so I'm OathMeal, whatever.
I'm getting pretty fucking tired of these allegations that I (and/or sico) have paid money to people in India to source Ubersite accounts.
That post that Assh0ly put up with a mock-up Kajiji ad soliciting for Ubersite accounts was 100% contrived. It was bullshit, and somehow my name got tied to it.
I HAVE NEVER PAID ANYONE FOR A GODDAMNED ACCOUNT on this fucking site, and my methods for getting them will remain a secret even to my bestest uber compatriots!
(no, sico, the account phishing method has been phased out...old hat, you see)
The fact of the matter is that anyone with at least a little knowledge of IP/TCP can figure out how to make any request for an Ubersite account seem authentic. It has mostly to do with randomizing the IP signature that Bart's filtering mechanism searches for in it's effort to screen out 'alters'.
So stop with the unsubstantiated, childish bullshit, mudwhistle (and others).
I'm a badass who doesn't spend money to keep it poppin'. But keep thinking I'm THAT much of a loser.
The attention gets me hard.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-12 11:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I already posted this but aparantly I didnt... I would do you
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does anybody know where i can get some green in Atlanta?
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It's Atlanta dude that city is full of pot smoking motherfuckers. Walk up to the first hood rat you see and ask him. Do not however go anywhere with him, you will get robbed. Have him bring it to you
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why does everyone think hidden101 isn't street smart?
Jeanneee, i'm still in Atlanta. i will be for the next week and a half. normally i work hard and party harder, but this time i don't have time to party hard. i will have my nose to the grindstone the entire time i'm here, so unfortunately i don't have time to pick up sluts.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:32:29 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many extra teeth do you have
and why is the wigger drinking a 40
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The answer is found in the question.
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It was a deuce deuce of some beer called Taj Mahal.
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hahahahahahaha...either way you're drinking beer out of a big bottle in a paper bag like I did when I was 16....way to go chumpy
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are two things I'm fairly certain of...
1)this girl pictured, whatever her name is, revolves somewhere in simon's world and he must have something on her to get her to participate. keep in mind that he's paid for alter accounts.
2) This sage account is shared either between simon and this woman or simon and someone else because they rate over top of one another with conflicting styles and responses
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1) I never paid for any accounts, dipshit.
2) You can't possibly be serious, can you? You people amaze me on the speculations you pass out in a vain attempt to be right but in this case you are so very wrong and subsequently look like a complete idiot. To each his own.
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Also, Brd_nkd, you make me laugh at your constant berating of me when you in fact are a horribly disgusting person to look at. You're the type that stands over in the corner of the bar with your nerdy, ugly friends looking at me and asking yourselves "how in the fuck is he scoring that?"
Before you point fingers and make your snide remarks I think you should take a long look in the mirror and see yourself the fat, ugly guy, that has an "awkward" time meeting women.
Shalom.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does anybody know where i can get some green in Atlanta?
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It's Atlanta dude that city is full of pot smoking motherfuckers. Walk up to the first hood rat you see and ask him. Do not however go anywhere with him, you will get robbed. Have him bring it to you
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Beware of narcs (AKA white people who claim to know these things).
Hidden, are you in Atlanta right now? I live in Atlanta. Too bad you missed my 30th birthday party on Saturday night. It was... uh... I really can't remember it too well so it must have been good. Holler at me if you need any suggestions for good places to pick up sluts in/around Atlanta - emililly78@yahoo
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:32:29 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many extra teeth do you have
and why is the wigger drinking a 40
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The answer is found in the question.
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It was a deuce deuce of some beer called Taj Mahal.
Not that any of you care to know anything past making horrible assumptions, but here you go:
http://beergeek.stores.yahoo.net/tajmalabe75b.html
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I could fucking care less but since I find your constant yammering of "Points!" fucking annoying I will tell you this; if you're willing to gobble semen you may as well go ride a ginger sock cock and start moving up out of the dredges. I'm not saying the sock cock is any better or worse just that you can't really get lower so moving from there everything's a step up.
no motherfucking points for you because there are no such things and this post is nothing and I want to get the fuck out of here and go home.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and the guy in pic one, in the background looks a total arsehole.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I already posted this but aparantly I didnt... I would do you
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
does anybody know where i can get some green in Atlanta?
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It's Atlanta dude that city is full of pot smoking motherfuckers. Walk up to the first hood rat you see and ask him. Do not however go anywhere with him, you will get robbed. Have him bring it to you
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and the guy in pic three, in the background looks a total arsehole.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are two things I'm fairly certain of...
1)this girl pictured, whatever her name is, revolves somewhere in simon's world and he must have something on her to get her to participate. keep in mind that he's paid for alter accounts.
2) This sage account is shared either between simon and this woman or simon and someone else because they rate over top of one another with conflicting styles and responses
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There used to be another guy that did that. Real shit-stirrer. I just can't remember his name.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-12 10:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night, I got drunk in my hotel room, which is where I've been living for seven months, except for weekends, when I go home in order to not converse at all with my wife, who hates me, I think.
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:(
This reminds me of a scene on Little Britain USA (very unfunny) but a gem of a comment was between a very long married couple. The guy basically talks the whole time to fill the massive silence that would otherwise exisit between them. They have drifted totally apart. The wife, in one scene, says 'I am waiting for you to die'.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Last night, I got drunk in my hotel room, which is where I've been living for seven months, except for weekends, when I go home in order to not converse at all with my wife, who hates me, I think.
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funny, your wife never mentioned that she hates you.
but we ve never had much time for talk...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im not sure anyone should care, im ashamed that I am questioning anything on uber
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i once saw a seal shit while floating upside down, it was big and kinda white
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe he's just an expert in photoshop???
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are two things I'm fairly certain of...
1)this girl pictured, whatever her name is, revolves somewhere in simon's world and he must have something on her to get her to participate. keep in mind that he's paid for alter accounts.
2) This sage account is shared either between simon and this woman or simon and someone else because they rate over top of one another with conflicting styles and responses
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-11-12 09:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 14:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So basically you're telling us you have herpes
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Cheech, couldnt you either not have mentioned you knew sico (to save yourself humiliation) or well denied it, there was no real need for this post. No one really cares. However congratulations on getting a fair few reviews and hits.
Or I could just not have bothered writing this review because quite frankly its boring. I wouldn't blame you for not reading it.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:17:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
three man rules +2 for that.
Im with FJ, nice place.
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a dishcloth, wipe your face with it, wring it out (repeatedly) into some barrels, and end our dependence on foreign oil, you disgusting cunt.
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Thats really fucking blunt, it made me LOL, I can't help but wonder what you really think though
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I can relate, because I myself am a disgusting cunt, who drinks too much.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a dishcloth, wipe your face with it, wring it out (repeatedly) into some barrels, and end our dependence on foreign oil, you disgusting cunt.
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Thats really fucking blunt, it made me LOL, I can't help but wonder what you really think though
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I gave a fuck.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
but nobody cares
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:32:29 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many extra teeth do you have
and why is the wigger drinking a 40
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The answer is found in the question.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't worry sage, I got your back, i still rate you on how lame you are.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many extra teeth do you have
and why is the wigger drinking a 40
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Beano hangs outside off licenses demanding drinks from customers in exchange for him gobbling them.
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 07:09:48 EST (#)
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This fucking explains a lot.
myshit is banned :o(
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:23:23 EST (#)
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Sage looks naked in the bottom picture.
Silly, naked sage.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-12 06:12:51 EST (#)
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just for a change, Sico looks like a smug fat faced cunt! Well fancy that!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-12 05:37:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:17:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:09:02 EST (#)
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Quixotically, I do not enjoy rough sex, in particular. Although, rough sex is better than no sex, which is what I'm not enjoying these days. What I do enjoy is using words like "quixotically" without knowing whether or not I've used them correctly...or appropriately, at any rate. I'm getting drunk, but will go to be early tonight...with my new pitbulls, I guess.
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LOVE YOU. This is the most hilarious thing I've read. Sounds like some of MY thoughts. (Hope that doesn't scare you, but what a futile hope that is, isnt it?)
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I highly doubt that. I know lungfish. I've read his post, and we've(I'm assuming) rated many of the same posts. You are no lungfish.
On a side note I wanted to say "you sir/ma'am are no lungfish" but I don't know who you are. Are you Pasty McNotits or Cancer Boy?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-12 05:35:04 EST (#)
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Massive yawn.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-12 04:02:48 EST (#)
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That first picture was hilarious. Easiest :Where's Wally: ever. Also that is a nice place, whoever lives there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-12 03:27:04 EST (#)
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LOL Sico looks gay and thats coming from me!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:19:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:52:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:23:45 EST (#)
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Incidently, I always loved Cervantes. I even did a paper on him in my undergrad years.
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Cervantes: http://matteomazzali.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cervantes1-copy.jpg
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Ok, THAT was awesome!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-12 01:17:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:09:02 EST (#)
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Quixotically, I do not enjoy rough sex, in particular. Although, rough sex is better than no sex, which is what I'm not enjoying these days. What I do enjoy is using words like "quixotically" without knowing whether or not I've used them correctly...or appropriately, at any rate. I'm getting drunk, but will go to be early tonight...with my new pitbulls, I guess.
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LOVE YOU. This is the most hilarious thing I've read. Sounds like some of MY thoughts. (Hope that doesn't scare you, but what a futile hope that is, isnt it?)
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:52:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:23:45 EST (#)
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Incidently, I always loved Cervantes. I even did a paper on him in my undergrad years.
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Cervantes: http://matteomazzali.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cervantes1-copy.jpg
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:36:50 EST (#)
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No fooling, I had an aquaintance who pronounced Quixote as 'quick oat.
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OK, that's awesome.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:29:13 EST (#)
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Give me Sarah or Give me Death!
Also, this doesn't prove you're not Sico since you're both in all of these photos.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:16:58 EST (#)
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I see white trash sticks together
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-11-12 00:09:07 EST (#)
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a) All of those uberers that so desperately needed proof that I, Sage, am not Sico's alter.
b) All of those uberers that so desperately wondered whether or not Sico and I are friends in real life.
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I have great resentment for anyone who falls under either of these categories.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:26:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:23:45 EST (#)
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Lung, do you rail against windmills that you think to be giants? Do you fancy yourself a noblemen? Do you have a sidekick named Sancho? Are you, after all is said and done, quite mad?
Incidently, I always loved Cervantes. I even did a paper on him in my undergrad years.
No fooling, I had an aquaintance who pronounced Quixote as 'quick oat.'
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Uber, meet my future wife.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:23:45 EST (#)
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Lung, do you rail against windmills that you think to be giants? Do you fancy yourself a noblemen? Do you have a sidekick named Sancho? Are you, after all is said and done, quite mad?
Incidently, I always loved Cervantes. I even did a paper on him in my undergrad years.
No fooling, I had an aquaintance who pronounced Quixote as 'quick oat.'
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:22:42 EST (#)
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An ocean liner uses less paint then your face... think about the environment will you
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:09:02 EST (#)
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Quixotically, I do not enjoy rough sex, in particular. Although, rough sex is better than no sex, which is what I'm not enjoying these days. What I do enjoy is using words like "quixotically" without knowing whether or not I've used them correctly...or appropriately, at any rate. I'm getting drunk, but will go to be early tonight...with my new pitbulls, I guess.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 23:01:23 EST (#)
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I enjoy rough sex, so I prefer you mouthing off and struggling. It keeps me hard.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:55:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:53:23 EST (#)
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I'll push your shit in you insipid twit.
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Well we all know that his time on ubersite has taught him how to use big words.
Good job, Sandman!! Thats a good boy!!
*claps*
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:53:23 EST (#)
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I'll push your shit in you insipid twit.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:52:11 EST (#)
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You might like to know that I would be willing to have sex with you if I was drunk.
But not in the pooper, I dont like that.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:50:45 EST (#)
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Interesting question, Pandora.
I do pray with this mouth. It really is bad...I really do have quite the fucking potty mouth going on, don't I?
Oh well. I'm riding the forgiveness wave, I guess!
I have kindness going for me, in most respects. This side has really brought out the worst in me, but it's like a mean little playground for mean little kids to come out and play and be mean to each other and push each others' faces in the dirt and kick and punch people and then sometimes they tolerate each other but usually they dont...and god forbid a nice person comes along (like the Sage)...I am mean in self defense, but I really knew what I was getting into posting this.
This is really rather tame compared to what I was expecting.
Sandman...go push someone's shit in, ok? Get that paper paper!! I think you need to revisit the black book and make some phone calls. I do have a facebook, although I really prefer myspace to facebook most of the time.
Anyway, *sigh*...hope you all have a rather pleasant evening.
Sage--out.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:45:44 EST (#)
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why would you hang out with a jaypig look alike?
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:45:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:10:19 EST (#)
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This was hilarious...I especially liked the "you're rather horrifying, facially". I could just HEAR some british fucking cunt saying that in his prim little british accent. Funny, ay? Pip pip, now, mate!!
Cheerio!
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You seem intelligent and clever. Ha ha, no, but seriously, do you pray to Jesus with that mouth?
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:41:53 EST (#)
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This isn't facebook, twat.
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Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:30:38 EST (#)
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These pictures really are rather horrible of both of us...bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Aaahhhh I should study...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:20:05 EST (#)
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stfu below
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:10:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:24:57 EST (#)
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I logged on at night for you, cuntress! I broke my own rule out of drunkedness. Call me cheap, or call me drunk but I thoroughly enjoyed the beast light....ewwwwyuck!
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I thought you were "busy" tonight?
You FUCK!!
Well I skipped out on Salsa class...I watched The Strangers and got high instead. Surprise surprise, eh? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
This was hilarious...I especially liked the "you're rather horrifying, facially". I could just HEAR some british fucking cunt saying that in his prim little british accent. Funny, ay? Pip pip, now, mate!!
Cheerio!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:04:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:45:17 EST (#)
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you do realize this does nothing to prove you aren't an alter. If anything, it's just another person Sico is impersonating - this time someone he knows he has plenty of pictures of.
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probably some loose broad he fucked
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 22:01:22 EST (#)
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I can still see you wearing a unicorn suit while drinking. I'm just saying.
I wish I had a flap to poop out of.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:57:54 EST (#)
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Sandman, there is a huge fucking picture of me in my union suit somewhere on the website.
Oh look, here it is: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95457
I love my union suit. It has a flap in the back for easy pooping.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:55:00 EST (#)
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I meant that for lungfish. I misfired.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:54:20 EST (#)
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I read unicorn suit, and yet... I didn't disagree with the mental picture. It made sense to me that you would be wearing a unicorn suit whilst drinking and watching TV in a hotel room.
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Submitted by AChtungbaby (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:53:19 EST (#)
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jesus christ but you are a hideous creature. even posing with simon you're still mutton dressed as lamb.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:52:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:37:55 EST (#)
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http://www.buzzfoto.com/photos/0707-July-2007/RobDyrdek.jpg
thats the cunt
although simon will prob. be pleased at that.
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:51:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:39:20 EST (#)
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it's the eyes, isn't it?
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Last night, I got drunk in my hotel room, which is where I've been living for seven months, except for weekends, when I go home in order to not converse at all with my wife, who hates me, I think. Anyway, at some point during the evening, a woman whom I'd never met before dropped off two pit bulls for me to watch. They're still here. The woman ended up getting drunk with me and sleeping over, but I don't think I got any, as I woke up fully dressed, and as I'm wearing a union suit, because I'm awesome, I feel that it is very unlikely that I got naked, only to put my union suit back on, because union suits are kind of a pain in the ass to put on, especially when one is drunk. One of the few things I remember is this strange lady, who's name might have been Tammy, said I have beautiful eyes. I'm very confused about the dogs, though. They're sleeping now. My union suit has a flap in the back for easy pooping.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:48:13 EST (#)
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This really didn't help my opinion of you
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:45:17 EST (#)
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you do realize this does nothing to prove you aren't an alter. If anything, it's just another person Sico is impersonating - this time someone he knows he has plenty of pictures of.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:39:20 EST (#)
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it's the eyes, isn't it?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:38:21 EST (#)
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Matthew McConaughey (Sp?)
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3801060352/nm0000190
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:37:55 EST (#)
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http://www.buzzfoto.com/photos/0707-July-2007/RobDyrdek.jpg
thats the cunt
although simon will prob. be pleased at that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:36:19 EST (#)
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NO!
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT SKATEBOARDING DUDE.
who's rich but a mong.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:35:06 EST (#)
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'pollo - the shirtless actor guy - oh come on..the stinky beachy hippy one...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:34:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:22:44 EST (#)
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who the fuck does simon look like in that last picture, its some retarded character from tv or a movie or something but the bell is ringing.
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Mr. Potato Head?
http://www.stage.dreamdebris.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/mr-potato-head-462.jpg
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:30:16 EST (#)
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FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS CUNT
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:30:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:22:44 EST (#)
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who the fuck does simon look like in that last picture, its some retarded character from tv or a movie or something but the bell is ringing
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The eyes and the expression look like young Shlongy, actually.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:22:44 EST (#)
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who the fuck does simon look like in that last picture, its some retarded character from tv or a movie or something but the bell is ringing.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:20:53 EST (#)
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you're a dude
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:20:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:18:21 EST (#)
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uh, no one cared, everybody knew.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:19:55 EST (#)
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I didn't know you were female. I also didn't care.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-11 21:18:21 EST (#)
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uh, no one cared, everybody knew.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:50:12 EST (#)
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Sage! renounce the evil! join the Superfriends! IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU!
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:24:57 EST (#)
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I logged on at night for you, cuntress! I broke my own rule out of drunkedness. Call me cheap, or call me drunk but I thoroughly enjoyed the beast light....ewwwwyuck!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:24:13 EST (#)
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It's 'flipping', motherfucker, not 'flicking'. He's 'flipping' the camera off. How the fuck can you screw up something so basic?
You look like you would be very annoying in person.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:23:15 EST (#)
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you're rather horrifying, facially
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:22:02 EST (#)
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Sage got's big toofies. Tiny titties.
:((
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:21:10 EST (#)
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eww.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:19:15 EST (#)
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Whatshisface looks like a cancer kid in the second picture.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:13:19 EST (#)
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Ubersite is like an interweb rectum. It allows sage104 an outlet to the world.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:11:46 EST (#)
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This is me having some and wishing you good luck. ;)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:09:38 EST (#)
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that's not exactly my style. i wouldn't actually use ubersite to get some either. i was joking. this is just me wishing i had some.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:05:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:45:47 EST (#)
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does anybody know where i can get some green in Atlanta?
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Um...everywhere? Just go outside and hold 10 bucks in the air. One of the "African American businessmen" who roam about the streets will know what you mean.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:04:05 EST (#)
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Totally unrelated, but "if peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:03:08 EST (#)
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"go away, lady, you're scaring us!"
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:00:41 EST (#)
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Perhaps the lunch lady from Billy Madison: "I know you kids like them extra sloppy."
Feel free to read into that as you will.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 20:00:14 EST (#)
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*misfire...
But, bwahahahahaha at the tranny comment. Are you referring to me or Sico?
Either way it's applicable...except when it's not, which is always.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:59:07 EST (#)
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Hahaha @ below. Not really. I sound pretty normal, actually.
Also, hahaha @ director's comment...I can always count on him for a nice, failed attempt at an insult.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:59:05 EST (#)
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tranny
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:54:53 EST (#)
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You look like you speak in a deep, raspy voice. Like the bus driver from the first few seasons of South Park.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:52:05 EST (#)
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poop
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:45:47 EST (#)
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does anybody know where i can get some green in Atlanta?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:33:48 EST (#)
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Take a dishcloth, wipe your face with it, wring it out (repeatedly) into some barrels, and end our dependence on foreign oil, you disgusting cunt.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:29:30 EST (#)
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PS: That's Jon flicking us both off while taking the 2nd picture.
He went as Zoolander for Halloween. He would have made a better Rufio, IMHO.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:27:35 EST (#)
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Fuck...I failed.
*since they initially punched him and/or choked him out.
SALSA TIME!!!!
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 19:26:33 EST (#)
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Sarah and I predicted with astonishing accuracy that Sico would punch the guy in the background in the last picture upon first meeting him.
My roommate choked him out the first time he met him.
His penchant for angering the wrong people hasn't gotten him very far in life. Operation Human Shield, as we fondly refer to him, is now fine with both my roommate and with Sico, and he hasn't been punched in the face OR choked out by either one of them.