redskieslookfake to please fuck off (685 hits)
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Submitted by TheCure (View user info) at 2008-11-06 10:29:19 EST
Seriously redskieslookfake. Fuck right off. You bore everyone. Christ, even Sico is a more interesting person than you -and he's a raving cockslurper.
You are the worst thing about ubersite. Even worse than the gingers.
I hope you catch terminal crabs and they eat your vital organs.
LOLZ!
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-11-07 19:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-11-07 01:51:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
umm yeah whatever. recently i read redskies talking about michael crightons books and he was being all smarmy and disliking Timeline and i realized he often acts too cool to like anything. but thats him so whatever im stoned and my dog boogie wants to go for a walk so im out.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-11-07 01:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PLEASS TO HEYF MY HOCKEY TREE LITTLE GYIRL!
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-06 17:45:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-11-06 17:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-11-06 16:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You need a good stabbing..
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2008-11-06 15:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh don't be so jealous you're not a vampire giraffe.
heart
jade
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-11-06 15:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At least red makes us laugh with his nonsense posts.
You sir are a bit of a cunt. Please don't post.
that's the most encouraging thing I can think of to say.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-11-06 13:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Robert Smith is the only man to have a more recognisable silhouette than a face.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:16:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please, remember that Red is of the British variety.
He can't help his racial handicap...
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so glad you felt this worthy of a post.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Terminal crabs. HA!
Let's see... I hope he gets taint punched to death...
Yuck. That wasn't very good.
I hope he dies then gets turned into a zombie then gets shot in the head only to be turned back into a zombie after he is dead for the second time etc etc until he is, after years of being rezombiecycled, nothing but an eyeball. Yep, eternally an eyeball. Then gets eaten by a seagull who then turns into a zombie seagull, flying the land with his eyeball on in his belly..../sigh
No, now that wasn't much better.
I hope he gets beat up really bad. By clowns.
nope...still didn't feel the burn.
I hope he gets stoned on weed one day then decides to join the traveling hippie circus where he will be forced to listen to the greatfuldead all day long. DUH DUH DUH!
NOPE! No sting on that one.
I hope he gets caught up in some ltd commodities buying the best deals circle because the gifts are remarkably affordable and cute. Then gets murdered by his aunt.
damn, I suck at this.
I hope he gets raped by a buffalo. Or by Buffalo Bill. Or by Billy the kid. Or by a bunch of kids from the ghetto. Or by Tracy Chapman and her bass guitar! GIVE ME ONE REASON BITCH!
terrible!
I hope he gets tied to a railroad track by some slick I always have to twirl my mustache, mustachioed man then almost gets rescued by the man that he fell in love with ten years ago but at the last moment when the last knot is about to get untied seeing his quivering lips the lover kisses him and forgets to listen because he's caught up in the moment and gets run over by a big fucking train. Then they both turn into zombies and have butt sex for the rest of eternity in thier little cove in Arizona.
no good.
I hope he gets concrete poured in his anus and goes around saying "I just shit a brick".
awful.
I hope he gets fucked by railroad tie that came to life one day by a powerful wizards spell. The railroad tie was conjured for just that reason, to fuck poor redskieslookfake.
appalling.
I hope he gets his balls slammed in a kitchen counter and then can never get them out.
atrocious.
I hope he befriends a man that really turns out to be an alligator who then rapes and castrates him.
dreadful.
I hope he goes to vietnam some day and gets his asshole sucked inside out by a very powerful vacuum cleaner.
not so good but I think I'm getting there.
I hope he gets laid. That would not be hurtful in any way other than, I'm sure, the excrutiating pain of embarassment of the 20 second venture/1 inch dangler.
closer closer but still lacking.
I hope he gets beat senseless by his 1 inch dangler prior to an effort to secede from his grotesque host stating on his way out "I'd do better without you".
Now that one had promise but ended so flatly.
I hope he gets donkey punched by a real donkey.
THAT, is gold. Bye.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you haven't posted in 4 years...if this is the type of shit you come up with maybe you should take another 4 before your next 'masterpiece'.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114595
???
either way both posts were boring.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, -2. I like Red.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And the 'cunt-suckingly awful post of teh day award' goes to.......YOU!!
congrats.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-11-06 11:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Smells like Ginger Whinger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
somebody has got hold of an old account, well done!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You came back after a 4 year absence for THIS???
NICE!
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh thank god. There for a second, I was worried that I might be the worst thing about Uber.
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I rike Engrish.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good call, but I don't slurp cock. I'm more of a nibbler and dainty two hander to the mouth type of guy.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-11-06 10:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
damn uber is full of "fuck off" posts today.
what a great bandwagon, someone else do one.
About me.