Forensicgirl I need your help (438 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.46 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Director (View user info) at 2008-11-04 13:09:17 EST
You see, I shattered my right clavicle in a bike crash last night,into 5 chunks. One of them is protruding up wards, poking the skin up in that meaty part between neck and shoulder.
i am in fucking agony.
i also have no health insurance so im doubly fuckrd.
apparently there is no a damn thing in the world they can doto treat it except put my arm in a sling.
i cant move without excruciating pain so what i need from you is for you to come to my house and help me take off my clothes so i can have a shower.
i figure yur the best person to ask since youre a healthcare worker, and you're kind of hot in a skelator sort of way.
thank you ill get the spnges ready.
xoxo ebola.
ps typing with one hand is veryvery tedious so dont expect my usual cuttin wit in the revewws.
i know iknw, too bad i didnt die, right guys?
pss the drgs they gave me last night were awesome i wish i had some more.
User Reviews
Submitted by JasonHarris (user info) at 2008-11-15 04:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I drink too much
Submitted by Biteme (user info) at 2008-11-12 08:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so much agony that it's really hard to typ.... or wait.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-11-11 16:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how does a break like that "heal on it's own"?
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-11 10:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow...that sucks.
Hope it gets better.
PS: You were drunk, weren't you?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-11-11 08:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You see, I shattered my right clavicle in a bike crash last night,into 5 chunks. One of them is protruding up wards, poking the skin up in that meaty part between neck and shoulder.
(hahahahaha)
i am in fucking agony.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
i also have no health insurance so im doubly fuckrd.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!)
*dies*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Were you hammered?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-04 14:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's broke in 5 places?! Ow!
Can't make it, sorry. Ann Arbor is a terribly long drive.
What happened anyway?
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lol i wuz going down an embankment in thr dark and hit a boulder and landed on my head and shoulder fast and hard like my women lol lol.
fo real.
bitch ex just drpped me off at ER door and split what a cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
next you will be telling us your gonna kill yourself LOL
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, now when you fwap, it'll feel like someone else! Remember, you're not handicapped, you're handie-capable.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DAMN NIGGA I JUST DROPPED A NEGATIVE DEUCE ON THAT ASS!!!!
FEEL THE PAIN OF THE EXPEREINCE!
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's broke in 5 places?! Ow!
Can't make it, sorry. Ann Arbor is a terribly long drive.
What happened anyway?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ha ha ha at below
Submitted by stucker (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I call bullshit.
You should really stop lying about your life. Just because JayPig did it doesn't make it ok.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it doesnt require surgery bighead it has to heal on its own and theres nothing strange about it freakshow.
Submitted by Blackberry (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:12:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh, that would require surgery.
so you've done 'prison' now you're doing 'this'?
you're a strange boy.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Next time protect your arm with your skull. That way there won't be any noticable damage.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-04 13:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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