A quick question about suicide (381 hits)
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Submitted by max lieberman (View user info) at 2008-11-03 23:06:10 EST
Do people with very large Dicks ever kill themselves?
I'm not talking about accidents during Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation.
I mean if you're able to blow yourself, is there ever really a moment when you can be so unhappy that you have to off yourself in another way?
Perhaps I've really hit on something here.
Does the incidence of suicide increase as dick size decreases?
I'll have to write my congressman:
Dear Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee;
I've been thinking recently that people with small dicks are at more at risk for suicide. You ever know a motherfucker to kill hissef that had a big one? Me neefer. I think we should spend some of that money we voted ourselves today on a study to see what we can do for people with little peters offing them selves. Maybe if we bought them all blow-up dolls and lube, we could make suicide all but non-existent. Could you please sponsor the new "Small Peter Suicide Prevention Bill?" Give a little guy a way to get off, instead of a way to get off. It's catchy and it's as important as anything you've contributed so far anyway.
I also think it's important to see if we can spend some money on finding a pill that lets you eat as much as you want, not have to work, and never get old.
Your constituent,
Joe 9th Ward Public.
In 2003, Lee complained that the names of hurricanes were too "lily white," and demanded that more 'black' names be used.
On a visit to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Lee, a member of the House Science Committee's space subcommittee, asked if the Mars Pathfinder had taken an image of the flag Neil Armstrong planted there in 1969!
User Reviews
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-11-05 20:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-11-05 20:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2-ed
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-11-05 20:45:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yourself?
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-11-05 04:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All -2 posters are obviously on the edge of suicide and dont like to be reminded of the size of their 2" dicks.
But the good news is that they CAN kill themselves.
If you would though, please leave a note verifying you have a tiny peter.
Thanks.
Submitted by rubbermaid (user info) at 2008-11-04 08:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-11-04 06:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For 'hissef' and 'neefer' in particular.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-11-04 06:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
too scared to post below
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-11-04 04:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking hell - you really are a droning, boring prat aren't you?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-11-04 03:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well you're a fucking massive prick, why don't you try it and get back to us?
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hee hee
I guess I still like SOME brits
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-11-04 01:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all you need to know is that it's painless, and that it brings on many changes
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-11-04 00:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, swallow a box of roofing nails.
Submitted by Desz (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
do it...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well you're a fucking massive prick, why don't you try it and get back to us?
Submitted by Jordan85777 (user info) at 2008-11-03 23:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny